Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

"Jason, I've bought everything you asked for!" The red-haired boy in the dream said, holding up the bag in his hand with a face full of credit.

For everything in the dream, Jason seemed to be watching a drama from the perspective of God, but somehow he had a feeling of being there and empathizing with him.

He saw an adult version of Jason Todd dressed in a red hood, took the paper bag from the red-haired boy, and went into the kitchen to dispose of it.

After the red-haired boy handed over the bag, he nestled on the sofa with a relaxed face, like a sofa potato, while the alien girl floating in mid-air was decorating the Christmas tree very seriously.

Under the Christmas tree, there are all kinds of presents.

In the kitchen, there are also female warriors who are cutting potatoes with a long knife, and Bizarro, who is serious and mischievous.

Jason, who has read the comics of Outlaws, can naturally recognize who they are, after all, their characteristics are so distinctive.

It’s just that he has seen the Outlaws composed of Jason Todd, Roy, and Starfire, and the Outlaws composed of Jason Todd, Bizarro, and Artemis, but he has never seen them Comics of five people.

So why do I have this kind of dream?

Confused, Jason looked at Jason Todd in his dream. Perhaps because he was too focused on watching, there was a sudden strong suction from that body.Then he shook his head, his consciousness completely entered that body.

Looking at his big hands with calluses, the kitchen knife in his hand, and the carrot on the chopping board, Jason really wanted to pinch himself to see if this was a dream, or if he came to another parallel universe.

But what if this is a dream?

Jason didn't want to wake up like this.

When Jason was struggling in every possible way, a big hand next to him handed an unidentifiable green muddy object to his eyes, "Male red, mashed potatoes."

Although Jason couldn't see what this lump was, he knew that it couldn't be potatoes. After all, whose potatoes are green? !

Perhaps it was a conditioned reflex of the body, Jason took the unknown green muddy object with one hand, pulled out a few pieces of paper from the side with the other hand, wiped Bizarro's hands, and then He took out a Superman pendant and stuffed it into the opponent's hand.

Then, following the body's disobedience, Jason's mouth also disobeyed.

"Great job, here's the prize."

As the object of coaxing, the tall Bizarro laughed like a silly child with a few hundred pounds and went to the side to play.

Artemis, who was watching, had been watching this kind of scene since the first time they met, but at this moment, he couldn't help but snort.

Who is not a baby anymore, why treat them differently?

Jason:  …

Trapped in this body, Jason, relying on his body's memory, conditioned reflexes, and subconscious actions, managed to cook a table of Christmas dinner.

Jason: Keep a small notebook and learn what you have learned.

Jason, who finally came out of the kitchen, walked slowly towards the dining table under the watchful eyes of the other four.

He originally thought that under the watchful eyes of these four people, he would stand together nervously, even if he didn't, at least he would break out in a cold sweat.

But the truth is, there is nothing.Perhaps it was because their gazes were full of kindness and love, as if he was used to it, he sat calmly in the seat reserved by the others.

Jason scanned around and found that everyone's tableware was different.

On Roy's tableware, there are patterns of bows and arrows; on Xinghuo's tableware, there are patterns of the opponent's hometown; on Artemis' tableware, there are giant axes and swords; Bizarro's tableware is obviously one size larger than others It is stronger, with a cartoon pattern of Superman on it; and its own, with a red bat pattern.

This dream was so realistic that even the details were taken care of.

"Hey, Jason, why are you in a daze?"

Jason looked up and found that everyone was looking at him.

The warm lighting made the young heroes present look soft and unbelievable.Even Bizarro, whose appearance does not conform to the public's aesthetics, does not look so scary anymore.

"I……"

Jason wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything in the end because he woke up from the dream.

Jason, who sat up from the bed, got up and opened the curtains. Gotham is usually gray, but in the early morning, you can see a few rays of light emerging from the thick clouds.

is he awake?

Looking down at his hands, unlike the adult hands in the dream, these are a pair of children's hands.

Standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, the self in the mirror is still 8 years old.No Roy, no Spark, no Bizarro or Artemis, no Christmas tree, no feast and no presents.

Is that really just a dream, why do they seem so real.

At the dining table, Jason was eating the breakfast prepared by Alfred, but what he was thinking about was the Christmas dinner he made in his dream.He has been busy for so long, but he still hasn't tasted it.

Seeing Jason's distraught look, Bruce couldn't help putting a question mark on his plan to take him to school.

"What's the matter, are you not feeling well?"

"Huh?" Jason blinked, trying hard to get rid of the influence of that dream on him, "I'm fine, I'm fine."

"Really?" Bruce looked him up and down, looking quite worried.

Jason puffed out his chest, "Really!"

Regardless of whether the dream is true or not, you should not let the dream affect your normal life.

Jason, who was slowly recovering, couldn't help being stunned when he heard that Bruce was going to let him go to school.

"But am I not Robin?"

"Who told you that Robin doesn't have to go to school, do you want me to show you Dick's report card?"

Jason: This is not what I imagined.

But maybe it was because the campus life in the central city was relatively good, so Jason didn't reject the idea of ​​going to school.

It's just that Jason prefers to follow Batman to punish rape and eliminate evil than to attend lectures with those children at school.

Bruce, who personally drove Jason to the school, received a warm welcome from the school.Once, Dick also went to school in this elementary school, so the principal is no stranger to Bruce. After all, who would not remember his benefactor father?

To be honest, the principal is definitely the person who most hopes that Bruce Wayne will adopt more children. After all, every time the other party adopts a child, his school may have a few more buildings.

Accompanied by the principal throughout the process, the transfer student Jason completed the report and became an elementary school student in Gotham.

Bruce left after reporting with Jason, and Jason followed the teacher to the classroom with his new book in his arms.

After making a simple self-introduction, Jason took a look at the classroom, and then chose to sit next to a black boy in the penultimate row.

His deskmate glanced at him, because the teacher had been secretly paying attention to this side, so the other party didn't say anything.

After class, after Jason's deskmate introduced himself, the topic suddenly changed and brought up Jason's brother in the legal sense——Dick Grayson.

Dick, who once studied in this school, has left many legends of his own here.

Maybe it was because he wanted to get closer to Jason, but he didn't know what to say, so this familiar deskmate talked about Dick.

While listening to his deskmate chattering about Dick, Jason just wanted to say, why is he everywhere?

Gotham has never been such a welcoming place, and the children of Gotham also have some characteristics that belong to this city.

So at the end of a day of school life, besides getting to know his deskmate, Jason only talked to the class monitor who came to watch him from the club.

As for clubs, Jason had no interest in those clubs in primary school.He has something he loves in his heart, but he is also worried that Bruce will disagree, because——

"I want to join the shooting/shooting club."

We all know Baby Brussie hates guns, and everyone knows why.

Jason also naturally knew that if he just liked guns/arms in general, maybe he would give up for Bruce, but he was not in general.

Asking him to give up his gun is like asking Hawkeye and Green Arrow to give up his arrows.

Fortunately, Bruce is not the kind of person who asks others not to touch him if he doesn't like it, but the problem is: "Your age doesn't seem to meet the standard."

"I know, but the rules will give way to the strong and the genius." At this moment, Jason looked like he was shining.

Bruce had seen Jason's strong self-confidence many times before, but this time, the other side looked extraordinarily shining.

Bruce said softly, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

Jason looked a little surprised: "Don't you object?"

You must know that he has prepared a lot of words to persuade Bruce to agree.

"Why should I object?"

After getting the approval from Bruce, Jason immediately submitted the application form. Of course, it was not the application form for the elementary school club.

Even in a place like Gotham, elementary schools don't have any shooting/shooting clubs.

When the people in the club saw Jason's age on the application form, they almost refused without even thinking about it, but a passage in Jason's self-introduction made them decide to give Jason a chance.

After receiving the notice, Jason went to the practice field of that club.

In the end, Jason still failed to join the shooting club, but he became a shooting athlete reserve.

Because there was a shooting coach among the onlookers at the time, and after seeing Jason's shooting, he was instantly shocked.Although the club is also shocked by Jason's talent, it is a troublesome thing to recruit such underage people.The existence of that coach made everyone happy and satisfied in the end.

For guns/arms.

Some say it's a toy for the weak.

Some people say it's a man's romance.

Obviously, the latter is undoubtedly more.