The daily life of the young master of the port Mafia Buddhist system

"Now is the quiz time!" He Hui clapped his hands, "Question: What is the first job of Zhishu's younger brother? Reward: Zhishu's younger brother, please have a bottle of iced soda!"

Tiaoye: It’s so simple, I’ll give you sub-questions.

Zhengyi: "Hey! Why do I have to buy the prize!"

The blond young man ignored Zhengyi's protest and said, "Then I will be the first to guess, the first job is..."

"—African coal diggers!"

Jono: ...

"Puff cough cough..." Zhengyi choked on his own saliva.

"Ah, isn't it right?" Seeing Zhengyi's reaction, the blond youth scratched the back of his head with his backhand, and his blue eyes were full of confusion, "It's so dark, it's only in the scorching sun It took a lot of hard work to make it like this.”

"No no." Bai Lan raised her head, "Xiaozheng can't do that kind of coolie."

Imagine a small-bodied Asian mixed in with black coal diggers. This black-in-white is obviously much more than white-in-black.

The white-haired young man stretched out a finger, and tapped Zhengyi's neckline, "Although Xiaozheng is quite dark overall, the darkest parts on his body are his face and neck, which shows that his previous job had the ability to cover his entire body. 'overalls', but with their heads exposed."

Hearing Bai Lan's serious analysis, Zheng thought about it for a while, and was suffocated several times. He would indeed pull off the doll's head and put it in his hand, and rest on the bench for a while wearing only the doll's clothes.

At that time, it was the sun, so I probably got tanned like this.

Zhengyi itself is a system that is prone to tanning, but after raising it, it will come back in winter. As a man of science (although he is studying liberal arts now), Zhengyi really doesn't care much about skin color.

But I can’t stand it. His two foreign roommates are Caucasian, and the other two domestic roommates are of the rank of military flower and police flower. The one with white skin...he seems to have jumped into the Yellow River and washed himself in sand. Huang came back.

Bai Lan withdrew her fingers, with a face of "the truth is within my grasp", and said seriously: "Xiaozheng went to India to sell flying cakes."

Jono: ...

Zhengyi: ...

When the speechless ellipsis floated over everyone's heads, He Hui added: "So that's why, because I was wearing work clothes when I made the pancakes, and only the head was exposed, so the head part is so black."

The blond young man gritted his teeth, "Damn it, I lost. Bai Lanlan's reasoning is more detailed than mine, and it's actually accurate to the country!"

Bai Lan said with a generous face, "It's okay, anyway, Xiao Zhenghuan didn't announce the correct answer, so He Hui, guess another country."

"Egypt!"

Jono: ...

Zhengyi: ...

He Hui changed his self-identity and said: "Yes, if you say that the most famous country in Africa is Egypt, Zhishu's younger brother Jun should go to the pyramid to dig coal."

Wearing the uniform of a convenience store employee, Zheng Yi resumed his work with a numb expression of "It's a dog".

He was stupid to listen to Hehui Sang Bailansang's nonsense here.

......

"The taste of cotton candy here is so little."

He Hui: "Is that why you emptied the shelves?"

"Forget it, if you have less taste, you will have less, so let's make do with it."

Bai Lan's face was full of sadness, like Zhongyao waiting for the emperor's concubine in the harem.

Luckily, Bai Lan could only eat some local marshmallows.

"You just buy a sack of cotton and go home, hypnotize yourself, this is Luna marshmallow, Luna marshmallow, and then eat the cotton as marshmallow."

A bunch of blond hair protruded from the top of the counter, and He Hui was loading snacks on another counter.

When I checked out, I was crying silently as I looked at the bags of snacks.

This is all the garbage I'm about to clean up!

"Xiaozheng, how much is your salary?"

"The hourly wage is 900 yen."

The white-haired young man pretended to snap his fingers, "I earned 1000 million, 2000 million, 3000 million this summer..."

Zhengyi: "..." Please be human, Bai Lansang.

The blond young man with plastic bags of snacks in the back also started counting, "The account of the KK Chamber of Commerce... I think it is counted in billions."

Zhengyi: "..." Please don't be too mean, He Huisang.

After going back to the beach last time, Zhengyi naturally checked the KK Chamber of Commerce and Jesso Securities.

Then......

People really can't be generalized.

Zheng Zheng has nothing to love in his life: "Please respect the fruits of ordinary people's labor."

He has to work part-time to save money for a long time to buy a computer and change a mobile phone. He originally planned to change to a high-end computer after the summer vacation...

However, these two foreign roommates are not comparable, as for the other two domestic roommates.

The red-brown-haired youth quietly looked at the other two.

Jono: ...

Sorry, the family business is also huge, and there are countless commercial facilities to manage.

Suehiro: ...

Jono: Don’t even think about comparing yourself with Mr. Tiechang. Now Mr. Tiechang’s expenses are all reimbursed by the state. Do you have the financial resources of a country?

But Jono didn't say what was in his heart, so looking at it with the silent Suehiro, they seemed to disdain to answer this question.

"Okay, I see, I'm the poorest." He gave up.

"So, is it cash by swiping the card?" Zhengyi entered the role of the clerk.

Bai Lan held a card between her fingers, "Swipe the card."

Snapped!

The blond young man suddenly grabbed Bai Lan's wrist.

"This card looks familiar."

Bai Lan: "..." Ah, it's too smooth to get Cheng Hehui's card.

"Isn't He Hui the same, often swiping my card?"

"But I lost my card."

"Hey?"

"I lost my card." The dungeon was confined for seven days, and he had nothing left.

"......so?"

"So change my card back!"

He Hui snatched back his own card, put it in his palm distressedly, and said with pity: "This is the only one in our family."

Zhengyi patted the cashier's desk twice, and rod read: "Sorry, please check out quickly, someone will be waiting later."

......

A few days later, two days before the start of school, He Hui nestled on the sofa with his computer in his arms, clicked on an email, and said lightly:

"Hiroki said he made artificial intelligence."

Zhengyi: "Cough cough cough!"

Bai Lan was not surprised, "Mr. Hongshu is really amazing."

Hehui glanced at the coughing Zhengyi, "Naoki's younger brother, have you bought your computer yet?"

"...Change or not."

He plans to save more money and buy a better computer.

"Come on, Xiaozheng, after buying a computer, let's play Choice online~"

"Allow me to refuse."

Choice, where the world will be destroyed if he loses, has brought him too much shadow. Even though Choice is a very fun game, he can't bear to play it with his life.

"But Choice is a hit on Steam."

"......what?"

Bai Lan turned the screen over, "Look, it's the number one download this week!"

"Bai Lansang...you made Choice a game and put it on the shelves?"

He Hui asked casually: "How, I also have a stake."

"Yeah, looking at the download volume, 60 US dollars has been credited this week."

"It was very successful. It seems that the results of testing the game market are good."

"How about the project that Hiroki-kun got last time?"

"That, Hiroki did it intermittently, and I never asked."

Bai Lanwen's project was a topic they had been studying at the University of Science and Technology. Simply put, it was: holographic online games.

"I contacted my mentor to open a separate laboratory for me, and then we will make the game!" Bai Lan was ready to enter the game market.

"Wait, wait!" Zhengyi said that he was a little behind. He asked the latest question first, "Bai Lansang has a separate laboratory now?"

he also

He has the memory of studying in a prestigious science school, so don't lie to him.

The white-haired young man smiled, "Just give the tutor a program I developed, and then express his willingness to want a laboratory. A bunch of tutors are rushing to open a laboratory for me."

yes......

Zhengyi's glasses couldn't help but want to complain.

Bai Lansang is also the type with a super brain. It's normal to have such a talent.

"But it's no match for Hiroki-kun."

......well?Bai Lansang is actually humble sometimes! ?

Yes, what surprised Zhengyi was not that someone was better than Bai Lan, but that Bai Lan was humbled that he was not as good as others.

He Hui helped Zhengyi to wake up and said, "Hongshu is a Ph.D. student from MIT, and he is only ten years old."

Zhengyi: ...

At first, I thought that I, who was in another world line, was awesome after studying at MIT, but now I think about it...

Sure enough, people cannot be treated consistently!

"Xiaozheng, do you consider yourself an 'ordinary person'?"

Irie Masaichi, who only ordered him to awaken the parallel ability by accident, was it an accident in the world, or was it Masaichi's doomed fate?

The young man with reddish-brown hair adjusted his glasses, and the shape of his eyes behind the lenses was about to turn into the shape of a dead fish.

Of course he is an ordinary person, don't compare him with you big guys!

He Hui wrote an email to Hong Shu and said, "Bai Lan is also very ordinary."

Everyone has something they are not good at, but Bai Lan...he was a novice when he was learning Chinese.

When they first entered the reincarnation space, Bai Lan was directly confused by the rabbit language of Huaxia teammates.

This 15-year-old boy who was admitted to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has Italian, French, English, German, Japanese...he has mastered countless languages, but...he can't speak Rabbit.

Bai Lan, who thinks she is super smart, smiled charmingly, and learned the rabbit language in the reincarnation space before setting out on her first mission.

He jumped into the ocean of rabbit language and learned how to dog plan.

He Hui had already obtained a lot of information by relying on his fluent Chinese language, but Bai Lan's lifelessness at that time was not strong since he had just awakened.According to the task described by the Huaxia tasker... With Bai Lan's current strength, it is very likely that she will hit the street.

So Hehui took Amway, a Huaxia teammate, and asked Bailan to go to the Samsara store to exchange for something.As initial taskers, they get a little points.

Bai Lan, who speaks like a dog and a rabbit, struggled to identify the name and introduction of the product...Suddenly, he picked up a bottle of water in a mint green glass bottle, looked at the name of the product, and asked the Chinese people passing by:

Is this thing... powerful?

(Zedong looks like Li Gaimu~)

Chinese people passing by look at the green bottle and listen to the dog scratching the rabbit

Ziyu (didn't understand), and thought about the English he failed... Finally, the Huaxia people firmly gave Baifa Waiguoren a thumbs up.

It is very easy to use!

(This, big big OK!)

Sure enough, Bai Lan's first mission almost hit the street. When He Hui found her friend, Bai Huahua was clutching her abdominal wound and drinking what he thought was a magical life-saving potion——

Liushen toilet water

......

He Hui omitted some details of the reincarnation space, and told Bai Lan's dark history of learning Chinese indifferently.

"Look, isn't Bai Lanlan very ordinary?" Everyone has experienced the embarrassment when learning a foreign language, right?

The foreign languages ​​that Bai Lan had learned before were all from almost the same language family, and there was no difficulty, so when she came across Rabbit Language, she drowned.

He Hui didn't believe that Masaichi never made jokes when he was learning English as a Japanese.

So don't underestimate yourself, Naoki's brother-kun.

Zhengyi: ...

It's normal to be able to communicate with Chinese people after learning Chinese for three days?

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