The daily life of the young master of the port Mafia Buddhist system

It took a long time for the fellow to go in this time, and there was no movement for a full 10 minutes.

Buckle.

He Hui knocked on the door, "Boy, are you okay?"

There is no response inside.

The blond youth put the back of his hand on his chin.

Hmm... Could it be the first time, a little nervous?

Although it may be the first time I have seen a bra, but with such a style, you will know how to wear it.So it's not a question of not being able to wear it.

Then it can only be...

Be shy!

It's the first time to be my true self, and I don't have full confidence yet.

He Hui was about to say a few words of encouragement when Osamu Dazai's muffled voice came from the fitting room.

"Could you bring me a... dress, the one I just tried on, it's not easy for me to come out in this one now."

The blond youth outside the door blinked.

Indeed, it is a bit shameful to ask fellow villagers to come out in underwear, just put on a skirt.

Anyway, the ultimate goal is to wear good-looking women's clothing, and the order doesn't matter.

So He Hui left the underwear store and walked towards the women's clothing store they first entered.

Click.

The door to the fitting room was ajar.

Osamu Dazai stuck to the crack of the door cunningly, confirming that the blond young man walked out of the shop and disappeared around the corner...

He rushed out of the underwear store and ran away!

However, Osamu Dazai was wearing a friend's long trench coat today. When he suddenly accelerated, the long trench coat also floated up, and then... the long trench coat floated in the fitting room for a moment and was covered by pink lace underwear The hook is hooked!

However, the one Hehui chose for Osamu Dazai was a one-piece underwear suit. When the bra took off, a few lace ribbons pulled the underwear and took off.

So the clerk clearly saw a figure rushing out of the store, with the store's products still hanging on the windbreaker...

"Catch the underwear thief!!!"

In the peaceful shopping mall, the soprano voice immediately reached the ears of passers-by.

Leaving aside the entire mall, at least the surrounding area where Osamu Dazai is located has been heard by many people.After the screams, Osamu Dazai, a suspicious-looking person, attracted extra attention.

There are so many people, why run?

—— Passers-by with such thoughts glanced at the direction of the fleeing man, and instantly saw the pink lace dancing in the wind.

"..."

This is something that should never happen to a man!

Reminiscent of the soprano just now...

"The underwear thief escaped this way!!" The baritone voice also appeared.

The spontaneously organized crowd started chasing the underwear thief, and then they found...the underwear thief is as slippery as a loach, and it is impossible to catch it! ?

People are coming and going on this floor of the shopping mall, and unlike the hustle and bustle of the outside world where underwear thieves are caught, the interior of Ganligan Dessert Store is quiet and comfortable.

"Alice, what kind of cake do you want to eat today?"

The unshaven middle-aged man looked lovingly at the opposite girl who was holding the menu.

"Stupid Lin Taro, I'm still watching, don't rush." ​​The blonde girl puffed up her cheeks and said coquettishly.

"Okay, okay, Alice-chan take a look."

After ordering, Mori Ogai stirred the coffee in the cup with his left hand, and lit the table with his right hand.

Tap, tap, tap...

"Rintaro is making a lot of noise! ​​The cakes have become unpalatable!"

"I'm sorry, I'm not arguing anymore. Don't be angry, Alice-chan." Mori Ogai's rose-purple eyes were bent, and he smiled flatteringly at the girl opposite.

"Humph!"

Alice turned her head and turned her head out of the window.

This means not forgiving him.

"I was really wrong, Alice-chan..."

The girl does not speak.

The middle-aged man begged for mercy again, "How can I forgive me?"

"Lin Taro..." There was a trace of hesitation in the clear and clear child's voice.

"Uh-huh."

"Look over there." Alice raised one hand and pointed out the window.

The transparent window of the dessert shop can't block the view, so in the direction Alice pointed, Mori Ogai successfully saw...someone who was being chased by the crowd.

"That's... Dazai-kun." The unscrupulous expression disappeared, and Mori Ogai frowned slightly, looking at the two groups of people.

The deliberately ignored noise came into my ears from outside the store.

"Underwear thief! Don't run!" This is a righteous person.

"Not only stealing underwear, but also trying on it in the fitting room! Absolutely catch this BT!!" This is the employee of the underwear store.

"This kind of person should be imprisoned for a lifetime!" This is a person who eats melons.

"..."

"Rin Taro, what's the matter?" Alice, who only took one look and then looked away, didn't pay attention to the noise outside, Dazai Osamu was far less attractive to her than the cake in front of her.

Mori Ogai remained silent.

At first, I thought Mr. Dazai was in some trouble, and I was thinking about whether to help, but now it seems——

The man took a sip of coffee and exhaled the stale air in his lungs.

"It's nothing, Alice."

——Just pretend you didn’t see it.

"Hey! Did that thief go this way..."

"No, I watched him turn into the toilet with my own eyes!"

"But there's no one in the toilet!"

......

"...Maybe, he went into the women's bathroom."

"..." Such a change of state?

"I'll go in and have a look!" a woman volunteered.

"Farewell, it's too dangerous. A man who can steal underwear in broad daylight must have a twisted mind. Let's wait for a few more people to join us."

......

"Not here..."

"This compartment is also... empty."

"how come?"

"......Disappeared?"

"Could it be that he escaped after being chased by so many of us?"

"Go out and have a look, the police should be here soon, tell them to watch out for the man in the red jacket..."

"Huh? Isn't he wearing a blue shirt?"

"What's going on with your memories, he's clearly wearing green underpants!"

"No...can't blue shirts, red jackets and green pants be worn together?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's obviously a three-piece black suit. Tsk, he looks like a dog, but he's actually a pervert."

"..."

"What you said is wrong..."

......

Just beside a group of people gathered, stood two young people.

"It's so dangerous, so dangerous, I almost got caught." Panting, Osamu Dazai put his right fingers together to fan himself, "It's really scary."

At the very moment when Osamu Dazai was approaching the shopping mall, Hehui arrived, and used illusion to make his figure transparent, and also disrupted the memories of the people who chased him.

The source body of the illusion is the fire of death energy of mist attribute, and the fire of death energy is life energy, which will not be eliminated by Osamu Dazai's ability.

He Hui glanced at the fellow, and his eyes fell on the culprit who was still hooked on the long windbreaker.

"Do you like this so much?"

"..." No, it was just an accident.

Yoshitomo Dazai: "I'll send it back, after all, it's not mine."

Well, the fellow has rested his thoughts on women's clothing, probably because he is tired, so let's come again next time.

He Hui was thinking about it.

"However, I was chased by so many people just now. If I bring this... back to the store, I will be suspected. He Hui, can you maintain your illusion for a while?"

Osamu Dazai, who got the answer in the affirmative, left, and walked lightly into Ganligan Dessert Shop.

In the corner of the transparent window, a middle-aged man was talking and laughing with the blonde girl.

Osamu Dazai held his breath, approaching, approaching, approaching again.

He stood behind the middle-aged man who was concealed by the illusion, and said silently in his heart:

Dazai put that set of pink lace underwear on Mori Ogai's head with a "swish"!

Let you watch the show! ! !

The author has something to say:

Mr. Mori who is behind in intelligence (obsessed with Lolita)

Not yet known and (nuclear) weapons

Going back to my hometown to visit relatives (crazy).