A Guide to Wearing a Book and Holding Your Thighs

The noise outside continued until late at night, and Song Xiao was tired from waiting by the bed.There was noise outside, Song Xiao hurriedly arranged his clothes, and sat on the bed with his back to the door.

Zhang San's voice sounded outside, and it could be heard that he drank a lot, and he spoke with a big tongue.Song Xiao couldn't help frowning.

See Lao Tzu will give you a good loosening.

Footsteps sounded gradually, and the wooden door of the room was pushed open with a bang.Zhang San, who smelled of alcohol and flushed all over his face, walked in, saw Song Xiao sitting on the bed with his back turned to him, and smiled wretchedly.

"Little lady, I'm here." Zhang San smiled grimly and rushed over.Song Xiao dodged nimbly, dodging his fat body.

"Little lady, don't hide." Zhang San stretched out his hand in a daze, intending to grab Song Xiao's clothes.Song Xiao groaned, rolled nimbly, turned around and pinned down Zhang San with his knees, looking at that fat face that was swollen from drinking alcohol, the smell of alcohol was very smoky.

Taking advantage of Zhang San's unconsciousness, Song Xiao pulled the cloth beside him and directly tied Zhang San up.

Maybe because he drank too much alcohol, Zhang San didn't feel any abnormality in his body at all.Thinking it was some kind of new taste, she opened her mouth and smiled silly, her small eyes narrowed into slits.

Song Xiao was not polite either, and directly slapped Zhang San on the forehead, rubbed his hand with oil, and said in distaste: "Open your dog eyes and see who I am!"

Hearing that the voice was wrong, Zhang San opened his small eyes, saw a beautiful face, and smirked: "You are a little lady. Why is your hair loose, little lady? You are still so beautiful. You are waiting for me to come Do you favor your..."

"..." Knowing that you shouldn't talk to drunks, Song Xiao put his hand on Zhang San's bed in disgust.Putting his hand on his forehead, he used his demon power to dissipate Zhang San's drinking power.

Zhang San woke up, opened his eyes in confusion, and saw Song Xiao in front of him at a glance.

There is still a certain difference between Song Xiao's male body and female body. Girls should be more charming and delicate, and the whole person is smaller and more charming.The male body is a bit more tough and arrogant, and the whole person is more handsome.

"Who are you? Where's the lady?" Zhang San's small eyes widened.

"I am. Don't remember this dress?" Song Xiao tugged at the neckline, in order to frighten Zhang San, he deliberately didn't take off this woman's attire just now, and now it's a little tight, and he feels a little uncomfortable.

"You you you, you are a man, you lied to me!" Zhang San screamed.

"I didn't lie to me, I was originally a man."

"Impossible, you, you, you are a monster, come here, help me." Zhang San was tied up by Song Xiao like a big rice dumpling, writhing desperately.

"You're really right, I'm a monster. But I'm not an ordinary monster. I don't even need a finger to kill someone like you." Song Xiao stretched out a white and slender finger, and bent it in front of Zhang San. bent.

"Help! Someone!" Zhang San yelled frantically.

Song Xiao crossed his arms and said with a sneer, "Call me, you, this room has already been set up as a barrier by Lao Tzu, and no one will come to save you even if you break your throat. No matter how dare you use that kind of perverted Just look at me and I'll close your eyes and blow your head off."

The sweetness of this line is like a wicked man who robs civilian women.

Seeing that there was no hope, Zhang San began begging Song Xiao with snot and tears, he was so big and timid.Song Xiao ignored him, snapped his fingers in front of him, and changed back to his usual red clothes.

Seeing Song Xiao transform into a living person in front of him, Zhang San fainted from fright.Song Xiao looked at him with disgust on his face, and walked out.

Searching for the taste, Song Xiao found Xiaoman and Separation.Little Separation fell asleep peacefully.

Song Xiao picked him up from the firewood and helped him pick off the weeds from his hair.Xiao Man said sourly beside him: "Yo Yo Yo, look more and more careful now."

"Go away." Song Xiao kicked Xiaoman.Li Jie felt Song Xiao's breath rubbing against him, Song Xiao felt warm in his heart, this was the first time Li Jie was so attached to him.

Song Xiao went out of the firewood house with his arms in his arms, and went directly to Zhang San's room, because after his observation, Zhang San's room should be the best in the village, Song Xiao rolled to the ground and fainted Zhang San passed by, found a clean bedding, and put Separation on it.Xiaoman also jumped on the bed, looked around in distaste, and said: "This cottage is really poor, I don't think everyone knows it, it's because no one wants to come to this poor place and let them take over the mountain as king. "

"..." Nonsense talking about the truth.

"What are you going to do next?"

"I've already frightened this Zhang San. We can stay here until the segregation recovers. This place is full of aura, which is just right for us to hide."

"It's just broken."

"Of course it can't be compared with Yeting Palace here, let's make do with it." Song Xiao said while kicking Zhang San with his foot, Zhang San opened his eyes and wanted to scream, Song Xiao directly blocked his voice.

"Don't bark, or I'll eat you."

"Woooo."

"We're going to stay here for a few days. Do you have any opinions on some things?"

Zhang San hurriedly shook his head, which almost turned into a rattle.

"Then I will untie it, you are not allowed to scream."

Zhang San hurriedly nodded again, and Song Xiao released his restraint.Removed the cloth strips from his body.Zhang San scrambled to his feet and knelt on the ground with a plop. Song Xiao felt the floor tremble.

"Master Immortal, the little one has eyes but no pearls, you have to spare the little one's life, the little one has eyes but no pearls."

"Get up, get up, give us this room, tell your people, don't bother us if you have nothing to do."

"Yes, yes, definitely." Zhang San couldn't stand still, and walked out while holding on to the wall.

There were only a few of them left in the room, Song Xiao heaved a sigh of relief, and sat cross-legged on the bed, obviously not going to sleep.

"Xiaoman, do you need to sleep? I will watch over."

"Alright." Xiaoman found a cleaner place, rolled himself into a ball, and closed his eyes.

Song Xiao started to use his own demonic power, when Lord Tianjue helped them escape, he also suffered a lot of injuries, and fed a lot of blood for Separation, all of which drained his energy.After wandering away for two little weeks, Lord Tianjue's voice sounded in his mind.

"Yes, I know how to protect my meridians."

"you're awake?"

"Well, I consumed too much in the past two days, and I haven't been silent for so long. How is the little devil?"

"He became a child... at first he was a baby, then I fed him some blood and he was three or four years old. Now he drank some blood and passed out."

"Feed him your blood and he can indeed recover. If he didn't regulate the water spirit beads in your body every day for you, and his magic power mixed into your bones and blood, your blood can save him."

"Then do I need to feed him more?"

"Don't worry, when you recover, let me go and have a look. The place you are looking for is not bad. It has been doing well recently."

"..." What's the matter with this tone of praise for the students.

Under the guidance of Lord Tianjue, Song Xiao adjusted his breath slowly, and when he opened his eyes, he felt relaxed all over his body.

It's dawn outside, but it's quiet outside.Segregation is still in a coma, and this time it has been a little longer.Xiao Man stretched his waist and asked, "Why hasn't he woke up yet?"

"I don't know. Lord Tian Jue will show him later."

"Mr. Tianjue is awake? Then we are safe." Xiaoman said happily.

"..." May I ask how unreliable he is, how unreliable you feel, that he is not as good as a ghost.

"Knock, knock, knock." There was a knock on the door, and Zhang San's voice came from outside the door: "My lord, are you awake?"

"What's the matter?"

"The little one prepared some food, do you want to enjoy it? The little one brought these ignorant things to apologize to you."

"Go out and have a look. It's best to scare him again and let them watch Sheng Xiujie for us."

It is indeed a good idea that demons in the demon world cannot harm human beings.

Xiaoman said again: "You go out after becoming a woman."

"Why?"

"In human legend, all fox fairies are female." Xiaoman said with a smile.

"..." It makes sense.

Song Xiao made a decision to turn himself into a woman. The red brocade embroidered with gold thread had gorgeous tassels and a layer of tulle outside. Song Xiao's clothes were in the style of the demon world.The female devil's clothes in the demon world are much more revealing than those in the human world, almost the entire shoulders are exposed, and the lower skirt is split to the thighs, and the tassels collide with each other while walking, making a crisp sound.

The long black hair became longer because she became a woman, Song Xiao casually took a flower branch to tie the black hair, satisfied.Song Xiao opened the door and went to the main hall. The room was full of people, and all the bandits in the village were here.

Those who hadn't seen Song Xiao yesterday stared straight at him.He was slapped and slapped on the head by the one who looked like a monkey yesterday, and he said, "What are you looking at! You can see the immortal? Then, I'll take your eyeballs off and kick them like a ball!"

Zhang San asked flatteringly: "Daxian, would you like something to eat? This is beef with sauce and good wine." He lifted up the tray as he spoke.

It looks good.

"I'm just saying a little here, don't come to disturb me, if I don't come to disturb you, I will leave, you all behave well, I will ensure your future life is safe, otherwise..." Song Xiao punched the wall, and the thick earthen wall directly A hole was hammered out.

Seeing that the deterrent effect had been achieved, Song Xiao snapped his fingers, and the tray floated in the air by itself, and Song Xiao just pretended to go back to the room.I feel that I really have the ability to do magic fortune telling.

"Wow, sauced beef." Xiao Man rushed over.

"You can eat." Song Xiao went to the bedside to check the situation of Separation, Separation was still asleep.

"Give up your body to me, let me take a look." Song Xiao closed his eyes, and gave his body to Lord Tianjue. His temperament changed and he became more charming.Mr. Tianjue stretched out his cardamom-coated fingers to caress his red lips.Walking gracefully to Xiaoman's side, she picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Well, it's delicious." Mr. Tianjue narrowed his eyes deliciously.

"Mr. Tianjue?" Xiaoman asked uncertainly.

Mr. Tianjue nodded, and took a few more pieces of beef.

"Ah, Lord's beef." Xiaoman screamed, this demon is too hateful.

Lord Tianjue had had enough, walked to the bed, looked at the sleeping Li Jie, narrowed his demon red eyes dangerously.

Li Jie in his sleep suddenly opened his eyes, and the coldness in his eyes almost froze him.

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