A Guide to Wearing a Book and Holding Your Thighs

"Are you kidding me? This is not funny at all." Song Xiao said dully.

"Am I going to lie to you about this kind of thing? You're pregnant, it's been a month. You've already started to have morning sickness. I told you a long time ago not to get too entangled with Tianyin-jun. You're directly pregnant with someone else." child."

"Impossible, how is it possible, I am a man." Song Xiao couldn't believe that there was a life conceived in his abdomen.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Song Xiao couldn't believe it.

It's only been two times?Buying lottery tickets doesn't have such a high winning rate, does it?

Xiaoman stepped forward and put his hands on Song Xiao's abdomen.

"You can feel it yourself, it is indeed."

Song Xiao tremblingly put his hands on his stomach, still unable to believe it.

"I told you a long time ago that our male fox can also get pregnant, but it's still the kind that can't abort." Xiaoman said.

"How would I know, I was drunk that day." Song Xiao held his head and fell into the process of doubting his life.

"Okay, you will have this child whether you are born or not. Let's think about what to do next." Bai An said.

"..." Song Xiao continued to doubt life.

"Don't think about it, come and eat something, you are a healthy person now." Bai An greeted.

Song Xiao felt that he could not see the way forward...

Xiaoman and Bai An muttered while eating.

"Mr. Tianyin is so accurate. The chance of this male fox getting pregnant is one in a thousand."

"Big man!"

These two are really enough!

Song Xiao spent a whole night of ideological construction before reluctantly accepting the fact that he was pregnant.But it still feels unbelievable to think that my belly will grow bigger day by day.

Bai An brought him a bowl of medicine early in the morning and asked him to drink it.

"What is this?" Song Xiao asked while holding the black lacquered medicine.

"I read the anti-fetal medicine in medical books in the world. After you have been tossing so much these days, the fetal image is a little unstable. Drink it."

"..." The words have come to this point.Can he not drink?Song Xiao suppressed the desire to vomit and swallowed it down.

"But what should I pay attention to?" Song Xiao asked, it was the first time for this man to have a child, and no one knew what the situation was.

"Okay, don't worry about it during this time, I won't travel around the world anymore, let's take care of you until the baby is born."

"Justice, brother."

"Who gave me a brother who can give birth to cubs?"

"..." There's no way to talk today, fall!

"You should raise it for a while, what was your original plan?" Bai An asked.

"I originally wanted to open a teahouse and settle down here, but now..." Song Xiao looked down at his flat belly, the plan was completely messed up.

"The plan is good. I won't leave for the time being. I can help you first."

"Okay." Song Xiao ate something, and the two of them went out with Xiao Man.Hualan City is really lively, because there is a word 花 in the name, and there are indeed a lot of flowers planted.The excitement on the street is similar to that of others, except that sometimes you will see monsters walking up and down the street back to their original bodies, which is no different from the human world.

Song Xiao likes this city very much, but now he feels a little uncomfortable, maybe it's because of his pregnancy, he can't smell the fragrance of flowers here, it always makes him want to vomit.

Sensing his strangeness, Bai An handed him a hood, Song Xiao looked left and right, and finally put it on his head, feeling much better instantly.

"Where are we going?" Xiao Man asked.

"Buy a place to live, I want to settle here and open a teahouse." Song Xiao said.

"Then I want to follow you too. It would be nice to have someone to take care of the meals." Xiaoman thought happily.

"..." Is he being cheated on?

"You can also see the little fox cub just born, haha."

"..." Song Xiao said that he didn't really want to talk.

The three of them went down to the pawnshop led by Song Xiao. Looking at the shell, it was no different from the pawnshop in the human world. The high threshold separated the shopkeeper from the customers, and a toad head protruded from the inside, scaring Song Xiao. Jump.

Bai An was very calm, the pawnshops in the demon world were basically run by toads, and the human world would enshrine golden toads for the purpose of accumulating wealth, that's probably how it came about.

Boss Toad looked at the three people who came, and stuck out his long tongue. The tongue was more than one meter long, and it moved around the three of them. Song Xiao was so scared that he didn't dare to move, for fear that the tongue would stick to it if he was not careful. .

Walking around the three of them, as if feeling the smell, he stuck his tongue back, and the toad boss frog rolled his eyes and said, "Well, the identity has been passed, they are all demons, what do you want to be?"

Song Xiao quietly asked Bai An: "What did you do just now?"

"Verification of identity, this is the regulation of pawn shops in the demon world. Only demons are allowed to pawn things, because people are greedy and do not keep their promises, so this kind of shop does not allow humans to come."

"Hey, this yellow-mouthed kid doesn't even know the rules of our toad shop!" The toad boss patted the table, and the toad's head stuck out from the small window, and the toad's eyes widened.

Song Xiao subconsciously took a step back, feeling a little horrified. Although he is also a monster now, he still feels a little horrified when he sees these amphibian creatures.

"Shopkeeper, don't be angry. My little brother is a little demon who grew up in the human world. He has never seen anything in the world. You are laughing at me."

"It's from the human world, I really don't know much about it."

Bai An turned his head and said in a low voice: "Don't talk, if you offend this toad family, we don't need to make money in the future, they are in charge of wealth in the demon world."

"!!!" So mysterious?Song Xiao decided not to speak.

"Tell me, what do you want to be? What do you want? I won't say much about the rules here." Boss Toad stuck out his tongue and licked his hand.

Song Xiao took out a good elixir and handed it over.Boss Toad twirled around the bottle with his tongue, retracted his tongue, and said, "Yes, it's a good thing! Something from the devil world?"

Bai An nodded.

Song Xiao thought to himself that this demon is indeed an expert, and he immediately saw the origin of this thing, but Toad didn't ask too much, as their business rules are to only identify things, not to ask the origin.

"What do you want to be? You won't be refunded if you've done it." Toad took out a thick account book from the cabinet, flipped through it, turned to a blank page, and wrote it down with a pen.

"Is it worth a store for a house?" Bai An asked.

Toad pinched his own short and thin fingers, calculated for a while, and said, "It's almost there, what else can you add?"

Bai An thought for a while, and then took out another magic pill of ordinary quality. Toad took it, sniffed it, put this magic pill together with the spirit pill just now, and wrote it down on the paper, and then a ray of light shot from the paper Shot out, irradiated on things, and two Dans were sucked into the magic circle on the paper and stored.Then Toad rummaged for a while, and found a big thick booklet, and rummaged through it.

"Which side of the house do you want?"

"Be quiet."

"The house on March Street in the west of the city, where is the most secluded place." Toad dug out a title deed from the brochure.

"I listened to your arrangement."

"What kind of shop do you want? What are you going to do?"

"Teahouse, pastry shop. Do you have any recommendations?" Song Xiao said.

"Let's go to the busy city in the east of the city, where there are more people, and I'll give you a good one if the things you give are good."

Bai An and Song Xiao made some calculations. They observed it when they came. Hualan City is indeed crowded with people in the east and secluded in the west. Although the east and west are a little far away, you can definitely get a car or use it directly. Yaoli is also very convenient.

After finishing the deal with Boss Toad, Song Xiao went directly to the inn to pick up his things and headed straight to his new home.The house given by Toad is not bad, the surroundings are indeed relatively secluded, the house is relatively new and large, very similar to a house in the world, it is more than enough to accommodate ten people, Song Xiao is quite satisfied, and it is also quite clean.

Several people divided the room directly. Song Xiao changed things inside and out before taking off the hood. I don't know if it was because of her pregnancy. Song Xiao couldn't smell a little smell. Just want to vomit, now he fully understands how difficult it is for a woman to get pregnant.

It was getting late after packing up, and Song Xiao felt that he didn't even have the strength to cook, let alone cook.

Bai An looked at the pale Song Xiao, sighed, rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Okay, you can rest for a while, I'll cook."

"Can you cook?" Xiaoman and Song Xiao asked at the same time.

"I've seen you for so long, it should be almost the same. Wait for my good news." Bai An went to the kitchen arrogantly.

"Xiaoman, follow him, don't let him blow up our newly bought house." Song Xiao was too lazy to move, he didn't want to eat anything, his stomach was overwhelmed.

Xiaoman followed Bai An to the dining room, Song Xiao moved two steps, moved to the bed in the room and fell asleep directly, not because he was sleepy, but because he felt that he might feel better when he fell asleep.

Song Xiao quickly fell asleep, he didn't see the faint light from the bead on his body separated from his neck.

Song Xiao was woken up by the smell of the food, and he could faintly smell the smell of paste and fragrance, which is a very strange smell.Song Xiao immediately vomited while holding the Gong bucket, so acidic water poured out of his stomach.

"Throwing up again?" Xiaoman jumped in and asked, "It's not easy to be pregnant. I must find a female fox in the future."

"..." Song Xiao rinsed his mouth and asked, "Is the meal ready?"

"Well, but I feel like I can't eat anything but porridge."

"..." He knew it.

Going out, I saw a few poor-looking dishes on the table, except for the white porridge, which looked a little appetizing.

"Let's just eat it first, I'll cook later." Song Xiao said.

"No, you teach me, I still don't believe I can learn it!" Bai An said firmly.

"Okay, okay." Song Xiao drank a little porridge and felt his stomach feel better.

Seeing that Song Xiao had only drank a little porridge, Bai An frowned and said, "You can't go on like this. There is no nutrition at all. You will be sucked dry by this child."

"I can't eat it."

"If the child's father is here, he can use magic power to help you adjust his breathing. It's not realistic now. I'll give you some medicine first to alleviate your constant vomiting."

Song Xiao nodded, he suddenly thought, what would happen if Lili found out that he was pregnant, would he treat him as a monster?

[The author has something to say: Toad's pawn shop, and what other toads are in charge of wealth and so on, are all made up by me, so don't get too deep into it.

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