Qingfengling
Chapter 3
When it is cooked, it is roast chicken. "
Brother Niu is not a dull person, "Hey, you are an old man now, and your great-grandson can make soy sauce. My life will be miserable. The eldest son should be honest. After marrying a wife, he forgets his father. What about the younger son? I haven't found a daughter-in-law yet." After speaking, he let out a long sigh.
"Isn't there a matchmaker last time? I heard that the little lady is quite monotonous."
Yang Heling's lower lip was obviously protruding, and the saliva was just about to flow out of his mouth, but it was scooped back by the obviously protruding lower lip.
"Human, it can be regarded as a sign, but unfortunately, there is a problem!"
"What's wrong with measuring?" Yang Heling got up and lifted his trousers. A strip of cloth was tied to his trousers randomly, but they were all crooked.
Niu Erge whispered, "That little lady has body odor, it's better in winter, but it's really uncomfortable in summer. It takes more than half an hour for the smell to dissipate wherever she passes. It's a pity that no amount of powder and rouge can cover it up. Don’t mention the smell, most of the mosquitoes will be suffocated to death.”
Yang Heling laughed loudly, and joked, "Alright, you don't need to smoke wormwood in your house."
"You talk empty words!"
Brother Niu was helpless, sighed, and Yang Heling said with a serious face, "Why are they young people always picking and choosing? Like your generation, let's just say me and the old woman. She watched me being born, and I always I was engaged to her when I was born, and I married her when I was 12 years old, oh no, she married me, oh no, I married her. Getting married is just a matter of a day or two! Live life, that is A lifetime thing!"
Brother Niu giggled when he heard that, "My old sister was the child bride-in-law of the Liang family back then, and you were born the same year your brother-in-law died."
Yang Heling put away his smile and said, "Besides, aren't you a doctor, and there are diseases you can't cure?"
Niu Erge shook his head, "When a doctor treats a disease, it can only be cured if the disease is a disease. This body odor is not a disease or a disease, just like how many moles you have on your body, and how few moles you have. It is irrelevant and has nothing to do with the disease."
Yang Heling nodded, and asked again, "Why do you have time to rush to the scene today?"
"Hey, it's really bad luck to say it. No, Master Cen on Qingfengling only likes to drink the snake soup. My second child thinks that he has nothing to do at home, so he goes up the mountain to catch snakes every day. Usually they all They were in groups of three or four. That day they went to Tongzi Mountain, searched in the woods for a while but found nothing, and then found a sunny corn field, when they suddenly heard a crashing sound not far away, at first they thought it was a blowing noise. Wind, but how can there be a gap in the wind?" Yang Heling picked up a peanut with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, "Is it raining?"
Brother Niu shook his head, "Where is it raining in the hot weather? Suddenly, seeing the black corn stalks in front of them falling down, I thought it was a ground cow turning over and collapsing, but I didn't know it was an adult boa constrictor. They walked side by side and got into a big hole at the corner of the slope."
"The others were frightened and didn't dare to catch any more. Who would have thought that the idiot boy of my family would dig the snake hole alone, and when the snake's tail leaked out, he would grab the snake's tail and pull it out with all his might. The strength of the object was not small, he pulled it out, so he grabbed its tail tightly, and the snake wounded around his neck from another hole in pain, fortunately, he quickly released his hands and twisted it. The neck of the object, but the object was extremely powerful, and it became tighter and tighter. The yellow-haired boys next to them had nowhere to do it, and they could only break out in a cold sweat. Finally, someone called him to lie on the ground, and he fell down on the ground. After rolling a few times, I expected that the object would loosen its grip after suffering the pain, but I didn’t know that the object was still entangled. Later, thanks to the cleverness of my kid, he pressed the neck of the object with his hand and stuck it to the ground. You hit me with a stick and smashed the object's head."
"That's scary!"
The proprietress who was sitting beside peeling sunflower seeds also joined their conversation at some point. She was born fair and chubby, and the sunflower seed shells flew out of her mouth, like catkins falling all over the ground. Take a close look at her There is a small gap on the front teeth, which is the result of years of peeling sunflower seeds to 'drip through the stone'.
She was still terrified, "My wife wanted to make snake soup and serve it on the table, but I firmly disagreed. Snakes are spiritual, and I get goosebumps when I think of its slippery and squeaky appearance!"
"That's not it," Second Brother Niu continued, "I don't know why he frowned. The boss asked a few buddies out for a drink a few days ago. At night, everyone walked across a field ridge at the same time. The first few people walked over were fine. Just his little turtle son stepped on an Ewuzi with one foot, and his foot was swollen three feet, and he almost died." The eldest brother was bitten by a snake, and the second child was scared by a snake. The second brother Niu's family is really rich. Snake edge'.
Yang Heling asked, "Is the boss better?"
Brother Niu sighed, "My life is saved. I guess I will lie on the bed for three or four months! And the little one was also very frightened. This time, he has made up his mind after eating the weight. It's about the snake."
"I went up to the tree at night to catch owls, and I also touched a snake." Jin Wa'er couldn't help showing off his snake prestige.
Leijiawan
"The cat is smart. If it is entangled by a snake, it will swell its neck and stomach to support it. When the snake relaxes, it will immediately spit out the air and slip away. If you don't pay attention to the snake's mouth If it bites, it will immediately chew up its own flesh, exposing the bones to release poison."
Hearing a strange voice, Yang Heling and Niu Erge hurriedly turned their heads and followed the sound, only to see that the fellow had a mustache and sunken cheeks.
"I also caught snakes before, let alone five or six hundred!"
He seemed to be recalling the unbearable and hard to let go of the past, "One day I went to the mountains alone to catch it, and just after I walked to a field ridge by the river, I saw a three-foot-long cauliflower snake basking in the sun there. I thought I was lucky to step on dog shit today, so I caught it and put it in a big sack. Hey! I just walked two steps, and saw a three-foot-long black-headed snake. Although the taste of this object is not very good, I am hungry I caught it anyway. Hey, I got another three-foot-long green bamboo bird. This thing is very poisonous and useless. I chased it and it still lingered lazily and refused to go, so I stepped over it. After walking four or five steps, I saw a three-foot-long cauliflower snake. It has been like this, and before half of the field ridge was crossed, I caught more than ten big snakes and packed three or four sacks."
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Looking ahead, there are several three or four-foot-long elephants lined up waiting for me to catch them. I will not leave when I see them. I feel a chill down my spine, and I feel something is wrong. This snake It seems to be deliberate fighting spirit, the more I think about it, the more afraid I become, my feet are no longer in control, and I dare not take a step forward." As he spoke, his face turned blue and red, as if he was still immersed in fear.
"What about the end?" Jin Wa'er asked urgently.
The fellow picked up the wine, his wrists were trembling, he spilled a lot on the table, then he took a big gulp and said slowly, "Finally, I threw the sack and ran back to the house. I've been playing around for three days like an evil, and from now on I can do any hard work and never catch snakes again." After speaking, she wanted to drink a glass of wine to suppress the lingering fear, but the glass was empty, and the proprietress saw that he was shaking so badly, and went Guoguo poured him a full cup, and said like a family thing, "Have you ever heard of flying snakes? They are found in the mountains and forests of my mother's family. I heard that they would fly to Langhu Lake in groups every evening." Let's take a shower!"
"You mean Leijiawan?"
"Right, you've heard of it too?"
The proprietress raised her eyebrows, her eyes blinked, and the fellow sighed, "To be honest, our village suffered from drought 15 years ago, and many pigs and cattle starved to death. My mother's home is not far from Leijiawan. One day she went to Langhu Lake I don’t know what’s going on, but when I came back, I kept talking nonsense in a daze, as if something took her soul away. I heard her say something as thick as a basket in a daze The snake flew past her, and we thought she was talking nonsense, but who knew that after a month, she passed away gracefully, and her eyes were still staring after she died. We wiped it many times but couldn't close it. Then we thought, It must be something horrible that she encountered that day, otherwise, with my old mother's body, she went up the mountain to cut firewood and farm all the year round, and it would be no problem to carry one or two hundred catties of firewood, but when she died, she didn't have the strength to sit or stand. They look similar in shape, and are only about seventy catties thinner. Hey!"
Then came another long sigh.
Jinwa'er was also fascinated by this, the dumplings with sprouts and pork were so delicious, he almost bit his tongue several times, he believed that he would never forget this taste in his life.But then he thought about it again, his younger sister Qingqing had never been to a restaurant, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he secretly put three dumplings in his pocket while they were not paying attention, and brought them back to her.He still couldn't comprehend the adult's fear, he was just curious, is there really a flying snake?
The proprietress nodded, "Although I grew up in Leijiawan, I have never seen a flying snake with my own eyes. Maybe it's because the adults don't let us go into the mountains alone. Langhu Lake is surrounded by mountains, and we can only touch flying snakes when we go deep into the mountains. She frowned, then raised her head suddenly, her eyes sparkled, like a child finding a lost doll for many years, "I suddenly remembered a strange thing."
Jinwa'er's eyes shined brightly.
The proprietress went on to say, "When I was young, I heard from adults that there was an old man named Ge in Leijiawan who was alone and fished shrimps under a yellow kudzu tree by the lake every day. One day, he was sleeping on the grass and dreamed of a The fairy said to him, "I am a fairy boy on the shore of Linghu Lake in the west. I was demoted to the earth because I swallowed three golden lotus seeds by mistake. So far, I have gone through 360 reincarnations. I only need to wait for the fairy to return to the fairyland." persevere
Brother Niu is not a dull person, "Hey, you are an old man now, and your great-grandson can make soy sauce. My life will be miserable. The eldest son should be honest. After marrying a wife, he forgets his father. What about the younger son? I haven't found a daughter-in-law yet." After speaking, he let out a long sigh.
"Isn't there a matchmaker last time? I heard that the little lady is quite monotonous."
Yang Heling's lower lip was obviously protruding, and the saliva was just about to flow out of his mouth, but it was scooped back by the obviously protruding lower lip.
"Human, it can be regarded as a sign, but unfortunately, there is a problem!"
"What's wrong with measuring?" Yang Heling got up and lifted his trousers. A strip of cloth was tied to his trousers randomly, but they were all crooked.
Niu Erge whispered, "That little lady has body odor, it's better in winter, but it's really uncomfortable in summer. It takes more than half an hour for the smell to dissipate wherever she passes. It's a pity that no amount of powder and rouge can cover it up. Don’t mention the smell, most of the mosquitoes will be suffocated to death.”
Yang Heling laughed loudly, and joked, "Alright, you don't need to smoke wormwood in your house."
"You talk empty words!"
Brother Niu was helpless, sighed, and Yang Heling said with a serious face, "Why are they young people always picking and choosing? Like your generation, let's just say me and the old woman. She watched me being born, and I always I was engaged to her when I was born, and I married her when I was 12 years old, oh no, she married me, oh no, I married her. Getting married is just a matter of a day or two! Live life, that is A lifetime thing!"
Brother Niu giggled when he heard that, "My old sister was the child bride-in-law of the Liang family back then, and you were born the same year your brother-in-law died."
Yang Heling put away his smile and said, "Besides, aren't you a doctor, and there are diseases you can't cure?"
Niu Erge shook his head, "When a doctor treats a disease, it can only be cured if the disease is a disease. This body odor is not a disease or a disease, just like how many moles you have on your body, and how few moles you have. It is irrelevant and has nothing to do with the disease."
Yang Heling nodded, and asked again, "Why do you have time to rush to the scene today?"
"Hey, it's really bad luck to say it. No, Master Cen on Qingfengling only likes to drink the snake soup. My second child thinks that he has nothing to do at home, so he goes up the mountain to catch snakes every day. Usually they all They were in groups of three or four. That day they went to Tongzi Mountain, searched in the woods for a while but found nothing, and then found a sunny corn field, when they suddenly heard a crashing sound not far away, at first they thought it was a blowing noise. Wind, but how can there be a gap in the wind?" Yang Heling picked up a peanut with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, "Is it raining?"
Brother Niu shook his head, "Where is it raining in the hot weather? Suddenly, seeing the black corn stalks in front of them falling down, I thought it was a ground cow turning over and collapsing, but I didn't know it was an adult boa constrictor. They walked side by side and got into a big hole at the corner of the slope."
"The others were frightened and didn't dare to catch any more. Who would have thought that the idiot boy of my family would dig the snake hole alone, and when the snake's tail leaked out, he would grab the snake's tail and pull it out with all his might. The strength of the object was not small, he pulled it out, so he grabbed its tail tightly, and the snake wounded around his neck from another hole in pain, fortunately, he quickly released his hands and twisted it. The neck of the object, but the object was extremely powerful, and it became tighter and tighter. The yellow-haired boys next to them had nowhere to do it, and they could only break out in a cold sweat. Finally, someone called him to lie on the ground, and he fell down on the ground. After rolling a few times, I expected that the object would loosen its grip after suffering the pain, but I didn’t know that the object was still entangled. Later, thanks to the cleverness of my kid, he pressed the neck of the object with his hand and stuck it to the ground. You hit me with a stick and smashed the object's head."
"That's scary!"
The proprietress who was sitting beside peeling sunflower seeds also joined their conversation at some point. She was born fair and chubby, and the sunflower seed shells flew out of her mouth, like catkins falling all over the ground. Take a close look at her There is a small gap on the front teeth, which is the result of years of peeling sunflower seeds to 'drip through the stone'.
She was still terrified, "My wife wanted to make snake soup and serve it on the table, but I firmly disagreed. Snakes are spiritual, and I get goosebumps when I think of its slippery and squeaky appearance!"
"That's not it," Second Brother Niu continued, "I don't know why he frowned. The boss asked a few buddies out for a drink a few days ago. At night, everyone walked across a field ridge at the same time. The first few people walked over were fine. Just his little turtle son stepped on an Ewuzi with one foot, and his foot was swollen three feet, and he almost died." The eldest brother was bitten by a snake, and the second child was scared by a snake. The second brother Niu's family is really rich. Snake edge'.
Yang Heling asked, "Is the boss better?"
Brother Niu sighed, "My life is saved. I guess I will lie on the bed for three or four months! And the little one was also very frightened. This time, he has made up his mind after eating the weight. It's about the snake."
"I went up to the tree at night to catch owls, and I also touched a snake." Jin Wa'er couldn't help showing off his snake prestige.
Leijiawan
"The cat is smart. If it is entangled by a snake, it will swell its neck and stomach to support it. When the snake relaxes, it will immediately spit out the air and slip away. If you don't pay attention to the snake's mouth If it bites, it will immediately chew up its own flesh, exposing the bones to release poison."
Hearing a strange voice, Yang Heling and Niu Erge hurriedly turned their heads and followed the sound, only to see that the fellow had a mustache and sunken cheeks.
"I also caught snakes before, let alone five or six hundred!"
He seemed to be recalling the unbearable and hard to let go of the past, "One day I went to the mountains alone to catch it, and just after I walked to a field ridge by the river, I saw a three-foot-long cauliflower snake basking in the sun there. I thought I was lucky to step on dog shit today, so I caught it and put it in a big sack. Hey! I just walked two steps, and saw a three-foot-long black-headed snake. Although the taste of this object is not very good, I am hungry I caught it anyway. Hey, I got another three-foot-long green bamboo bird. This thing is very poisonous and useless. I chased it and it still lingered lazily and refused to go, so I stepped over it. After walking four or five steps, I saw a three-foot-long cauliflower snake. It has been like this, and before half of the field ridge was crossed, I caught more than ten big snakes and packed three or four sacks."
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Looking ahead, there are several three or four-foot-long elephants lined up waiting for me to catch them. I will not leave when I see them. I feel a chill down my spine, and I feel something is wrong. This snake It seems to be deliberate fighting spirit, the more I think about it, the more afraid I become, my feet are no longer in control, and I dare not take a step forward." As he spoke, his face turned blue and red, as if he was still immersed in fear.
"What about the end?" Jin Wa'er asked urgently.
The fellow picked up the wine, his wrists were trembling, he spilled a lot on the table, then he took a big gulp and said slowly, "Finally, I threw the sack and ran back to the house. I've been playing around for three days like an evil, and from now on I can do any hard work and never catch snakes again." After speaking, she wanted to drink a glass of wine to suppress the lingering fear, but the glass was empty, and the proprietress saw that he was shaking so badly, and went Guoguo poured him a full cup, and said like a family thing, "Have you ever heard of flying snakes? They are found in the mountains and forests of my mother's family. I heard that they would fly to Langhu Lake in groups every evening." Let's take a shower!"
"You mean Leijiawan?"
"Right, you've heard of it too?"
The proprietress raised her eyebrows, her eyes blinked, and the fellow sighed, "To be honest, our village suffered from drought 15 years ago, and many pigs and cattle starved to death. My mother's home is not far from Leijiawan. One day she went to Langhu Lake I don’t know what’s going on, but when I came back, I kept talking nonsense in a daze, as if something took her soul away. I heard her say something as thick as a basket in a daze The snake flew past her, and we thought she was talking nonsense, but who knew that after a month, she passed away gracefully, and her eyes were still staring after she died. We wiped it many times but couldn't close it. Then we thought, It must be something horrible that she encountered that day, otherwise, with my old mother's body, she went up the mountain to cut firewood and farm all the year round, and it would be no problem to carry one or two hundred catties of firewood, but when she died, she didn't have the strength to sit or stand. They look similar in shape, and are only about seventy catties thinner. Hey!"
Then came another long sigh.
Jinwa'er was also fascinated by this, the dumplings with sprouts and pork were so delicious, he almost bit his tongue several times, he believed that he would never forget this taste in his life.But then he thought about it again, his younger sister Qingqing had never been to a restaurant, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he secretly put three dumplings in his pocket while they were not paying attention, and brought them back to her.He still couldn't comprehend the adult's fear, he was just curious, is there really a flying snake?
The proprietress nodded, "Although I grew up in Leijiawan, I have never seen a flying snake with my own eyes. Maybe it's because the adults don't let us go into the mountains alone. Langhu Lake is surrounded by mountains, and we can only touch flying snakes when we go deep into the mountains. She frowned, then raised her head suddenly, her eyes sparkled, like a child finding a lost doll for many years, "I suddenly remembered a strange thing."
Jinwa'er's eyes shined brightly.
The proprietress went on to say, "When I was young, I heard from adults that there was an old man named Ge in Leijiawan who was alone and fished shrimps under a yellow kudzu tree by the lake every day. One day, he was sleeping on the grass and dreamed of a The fairy said to him, "I am a fairy boy on the shore of Linghu Lake in the west. I was demoted to the earth because I swallowed three golden lotus seeds by mistake. So far, I have gone through 360 reincarnations. I only need to wait for the fairy to return to the fairyland." persevere
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