A Kongsang's daily life

"God of Cookery, you can't kill me."

The dark golden knife was pierced into his chest, but his expression remained unchanged.

"I know, so I just need to seal you."

I nailed him to the stone wall with a knife.

"So what? The seal will loosen one day, as long as there is one person in this world who can't eat enough, then I will exist."

"God of Cookery, look at them—"

His finger points to the battlefield in the distance, where people, gods, and souls are fighting fierce beasts.

"They sacrificed their blood and even their lives for you. In the end, it was nothing but futile efforts."

There was a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth.

"Do you know that the villain died because of talking too much?" I pressed the knife with one hand, and quickly drew the seal with the other hand.

"They're not for me."

The last rune took shape, and the seal emitted a soft white light.

"They are for their own beliefs," I said.

"Oh, really? And what's your religion?" He looked up at me.

"I……"

Before I finished speaking, a figure suddenly appeared behind me.

"Young Master Kongsang, oh no, it should be Master Soul Eater~"

Yi Ya's knife stabbed into my chest.

"Hahaha, hahahaha! Didn't expect it, it's me again." Yi Ya laughed wildly and said.

"Yi Ya, I've always wanted to know why you helped him, you were obviously a food god." I looked at him and asked.

"God Eater? Ha, yes, I used to be a God Eater."

"But so what? I cook and sacrifice, I am cunning, I should be a villain!"

"Did you know? Even the wicked have gods who belong to the wicked."

"So that's it." I grabbed his wrist and pulled out the knife stuck in his chest bit by bit.

"you you!"

Seeing that I was unharmed, Yi Ya's eyes widened instantly.

"It's just three things, I'm not that stupid." I took out a thick "Analects of Confucius" from my arms and threw it on his face. There was a deep knife mark on the book.

"Even so, Yi Ya, evil is evil. It's time for us to settle the score."

I broke his hand, the knife fell to the ground, and I punched him in the face.

……

The grievances between the fierce beast and the hungry were sealed, Yi Ya was taken to the prison, and the people from Jiuchongtian cleaned the battlefield.

ended.

Looking at those busy heavenly soldiers and generals, I let out a long sigh of relief.

"Young master!" He ran towards me, his white jacket was stained with dust.

But even so, I feel that he is shining.

"Young master, are you injured?" He grabbed my hand nervously.

I remember when we first met, I collapsed on the ground, and he was looking at me from the same side, gently wiping the debris off my face with a handkerchief.

At that time, I looked up and felt that he was an angel sent by heaven to save Kongsang.

Now, I look down at the soft hair, the golden totem on the eyelids, and the slightly trembling eyelashes.

He is still an angel, but now he is my angel.

"Young master!" Seeing that I didn't respond, he called out again.

"Honey, I love you."

That day, I saw the starry sky and saw him too.

The starry sky is eternal, and so is I to him.

We kissed on the battlefield filled with gunpowder.

☆, (Extra) Wedding in Norway

Full text BGM: "Canon"

Canon does not specifically refer to a piece of music, its original meaning is "rule", "the same melody appears successively in each voice at different heights such as the same degree or five degrees, resulting in continuous imitation of one voice after another; the tune of one voice Chasing the other part from the beginning to the end, until the end, they will merge together and never separate", just like the unswerving love in the world, the two people who love each other live and die together, lingering to the extreme. ——From "Netease Cloud Review"

The night before the wedding, it snowed heavily in Norway.

The fire is burning brightly in the fireplace, the windows are fogged up, and the landlady brings two glasses of Viking beer to you.

"Are you tourists here" [are you here for tourism? ]

"No, we're here to get married." [No, we're here to get married]

"Oh, youarealovelycouple." [You really look like a lovely couple. ]

"Thankyou, Ithinksotoo." [Thank you, I feel the same way. ]

The proprietress's English is not bad, and I chatted with you soon.

She said that snow is a symbol of happiness in Norway, and you and Hutang must have been blessed by God and will be happy forever in the future.

Hu Geng's English is not very good, and he can only understand it sporadically, but when you translated this sentence to him, he replied "thank you" to the proprietress very seriously.

……

The next day, the snow stopped.

The whole town where you live has turned into a vast expanse of whiteness.

You woke up from the bed at the same time, and after washing up, each put on a custom-made white wedding dress for each other.

"White suits you well, Huggan." You slip a white lily into his breast pocket.

"You are also very handsome today, young master." He combed the bangs on your forehead with pomade.

……

"Lord God of Cookery, Your Highness Hugeng, I am ordered to come and pick you up to the church."

Guo Baorou changed into a black deacon uniform at this time, opened the car door with a white gloved hand, and made a gesture of invitation.

"Let's go."

"kindness."

……

There was also a thick layer of snow on the church, and only a tip of the roof was exposed.

The red carpet extends from the door to the altar, and the Rabbit God stands behind the altar in priest's clothes.

You and Hu Geng, arm in arm, walked into the church step by step with the sound of the piano.

"The book said, 'You can't meet someone who is too amazing when you are young. He turned around gently and took away your entire youth. You can't tell what is good about him, but no one can replace him. Someone who is too amazing, Once met prematurely, either the rest of my life will be him, or the rest of my life will be memories'."*

You get down on one knee.

"But ah, I'm greedy, I hope you can be my memory and the rest of my life."

The wedding ring lay quietly in the velvet red gift box.

"Willyou marryme? Myangel."

"It is a great honor, my young master."

END

*From "A Zen Little Monk"

☆, (Fanwai) [Crab Stuffed Orange x Buddha Jumps Over the Wall] THEMOON

1.

"Brother, what's the matter?" As soon as the minced and golden bamboo shoots entered the room, I saw Buddha jumping over the wall sitting in front of the table with a sad face.

"The hairpin that the young master gave me is broken." Buddha Tiaoqiang said with a sigh.

"Brother, let me see you!"

Buddha Tiaoqiang nodded, and handed over the hairpin.

Minced chicken and golden shredded bamboo shoots looked back and forth seriously, then shook his head, "I'm sorry, I can't fix it..."

"It's okay." Buddha Tiaoqiang patted his head, "I don't blame you, this is probably its fate..."

"Brother..." Chicken minced golden shredded bamboo shoots don't like the expression of Buddha jumping over the wall, "By the way, I remembered!"

"what?"

"Brother, do you remember the last time Kongsang's Soul Eater came from the moon?"

"Well, I know there is an osmanthus wine, you often play with him?"

"Oh, it's not that narcissist." Chicken Minced Golden Silk Shoots thought for a while and said, "It's that robot. He seems to be some Mohist disciple. He helped me repair my walking stick last time!"

"Is that the boy named Crab Stuffed Orange?"

I remember that he seems to live in the back mountain, Buddha Tiaoqiang thought.

2.

"It can be repaired. This hairpin is made of a special material, and I can't completely repair it." Crab Stuffed Orange took off the goggles, looked at the hairpin in Buddha Tiaoqiang's hand, and said.

"I can mold one out if you want."

"No, this one is fine." Buddha Tiaoqiang shook his head, "Thank you."

3.

"This is a gift to thank you for helping me fix my hairpin." Fotiaoqiang handed the pastry to Crab Stuffed Orange, which he learned from Hugeng.

"Thank you." Crab Stuffed Orange opened the package and ate one.

"It's sweet," he said.

"I heard that you like sweet things, so I added more sugar." Buddha Tiaoqiang said with a smile.

4.

"I heard that you are looking for 'core'." Buddha jumped over the wall said.

"Yes." Crab Stuffed Orange nodded.

"why?"

During this period of time, he was very close to Xie Yicheng, or he went to him unilaterally.

This young man usually doesn't talk much, he's either playing tricks, or standing on the top of the mountain, looking at the moon.

"I want to know what 'love' is." Crab Stuffed Orange looked at him, the eyes were exactly the same as when he looked at the moon.

"I've asked a lot of people, 'What is love'."

"Some people say that love is sweet. Sweetness is a kind of taste, which is distinguished by the taste buds on the tip of the tongue. Some people say that love is warm. Warmth is a kind of temperature, 37 degrees, which is the most suitable temperature for the human body."

"But I don't think these are 'love'."

"Buddha jumped over the wall, what is 'love'?" he asked.

"Love..." Buddha jumped over the wall after thinking for a while, and said, "I think love is protection."

5.

"Buddha jumps over the wall, I think what you said is wrong." Xie Yicheng said suddenly when he was fiddling with the mechanism.

"Huh?" Fotiaoqiang was a little confused.

"I think love is the moon," he said.

"That's right." Buddha Tiaoqiang leaned against the table with a book in his hand, "Tell me, why do you think so?"

"I don't know." Crab Stuffed Orange shook his head distressedly, "There is no clear data."

"It's just that when I look up at the moon, here—"

He pointed to his chest.

"There's a weird feeling here, like my 'core' isn't lost."

The Buddha jumped over the wall and looked at Xie Yicheng's chest, where a broken crack with orange light appeared.

6.

"You look like the moon."

"Where does it look like? Because it's all yellow?" Buddha Tiaoqiang said jokingly.

"No." Crab Stuffed Orange shook his head, "All of you can make me feel the existence of 'core' again."

"You... are you confessing?" Buddha jumped over the wall and looked at him.

"No, I'm just stating an objective fact."

Buddha Tiaoqiang did not speak for a long time, and then sighed——

"Crab Stuffed Oranges, you are my moon."

☆, (Fanwai) [Dinghu Shangsu X Lotus Blood Duck] Ferry

1.

"Uh... this is..."

Lotus Blood Duck found himself in a deserted temple when he woke up.

"Benefactor, you are awake."

A voice came from in front of the Buddha statue. Lianhua Xueya looked for the reputation and found a monk kneeling on the futon, and the monk had patterns like bamboo leaves between his eyebrows and eyes.

soul eater...

"You brought me here." Lotus Blood Duck asked

"Yes." Dinghu Shangsu nodded, and then handed him a bamboo tube filled with water.

"No need." Lotus Blood Duck pushed away the bamboo tube, grabbed the gun beside him and was about to get up.

"Benefactor, your injuries are too serious, you should rest for a few days before leaving." Dinghu Shangsu walked to his side and helped him up.Lotus Blood Duck could smell the bamboo and agarwood on his body.

"... also good."

2.

"Thank you for the past few days."

"Benefactor Lian is leaving?" The monk who was meditating in front of the Buddha statue opened his eyes.

"That's right." Lotus Blood Duck nodded, "The injury has healed, so there's no reason for me to hold back, right?"

"..." Dinghu Shangsu wanted to speak but stopped.

"I... plan to go to the Immortal Banquet." Lotus Blood Duck didn't need to tell him this, but seeing the monk's expression, he said it involuntarily.

"If you have troubles in the future, come to the Yanxian Altar to find me." Lotus Blood Duck said, "I will go through fire and water, and I will do whatever I want."

Dinghu Shangsu sighed, did not answer, but handed him a sachet embroidered with lotus flowers.

"There is agarwood in it, and the benefactor brings it with him, it can soothe the mind." Dinghu Shangsu paused, "...the little monk will go to Kongsang."

"Okay, when you and I are settled down, I'll find you to drink."

"This……"

"I know you monks can't drink alcohol." Lotus Blood Duck smiled, "That's okay, you drink tea, I can drink with wine."

"……it is good."

3.

"Master Shangsu, this lotus blood duck entrusted us to bring you."

"he……"

"He also asked us to tell you that he paid it back, so you don't have to worry about it."

"The poor monk knows, thank you benefactor for letting me know."

Dinghu Shangsu looked at the sachet in his hand, it had faded a bit, and the agarwood inside had been changed several times.

Cause and effect?

Bodhi does not have a tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can the dust be aroused?

It's robbery...

4.

"He won't." Dinghu Shangsu said, "He won't go mad when the poor monk is here."

Although there was no performance, everyone could see that Dinghu Shangsu was angry.When he left with the lotus blood duck, no soul eater dared to stop them.

"Monk, you are angry." Lotus Blood Duck said, leaning on the threshold.

"Yes."

"I remember this is a violation of the precepts in your Buddhism, right?"

"..." Dinghu Shangsu didn't speak.

"Since you have violated the precept, how about drinking with me?" Lotus Blood Duck put his hand on his shoulder and said, "Anyway, this precept is not bad."

"……it is good."

5.

"Monk, I'm just an evil ghost wandering in the world, you don't have to..."

Dinghu Shangsu shook his head, interrupted him, and said: "Lianhua, the Buddha used to feed a tiger with his body, and I would like to use myself to save you."

"Oh, Master Shang Su is really just like that Buddha, he is impartial and selfless."

"Different, different."

"The Buddha fed the tiger with his body to save all living beings, but I only do it for you."

"The Buddha said that all living beings are equal, but you are not, you are not all living beings, you are my kalpa."

"Lianhua, are you willing to let me ferry you?"

"good."