Orderer

The promotion didn't do me any real good.In fact, the position of team leader has never had any specific meaning in the Order Force.

I don't know what Chu Zhimin Zhiji usually does. He never called us to hold a staff meeting, nor organized the study of red-headed documents, and he never inspected the work to evaluate performance.The Corpse Disposal Team may be the place with the highest degree of freedom in the entire Order of the Order. There are many people who don’t come to work for ten days and half a month. I suspect that the Sacrifice of Mercy has worked here for 200 years, and I still can’t recognize all the team members like me. name.

So I decided to inherit the tradition of the Sacrifice of Compassion and let my subordinates do what they like.

Deep down, I know that these people are inflexible.They do the same work as forensic doctors in the human world, but they are much more ferocious than forensic doctors; in order to learn the secrets of certain racial prohibitions, they will massacre the whole family overnight in groups, dragging a large number of corpses back for dissection one by one.

The cruelest thing I've seen them do is to dissect hundreds of ShadowClan corpses, but they still haven't learned the secret of invisibility.In order to avoid the extinction of the Shadow Clan, they captured all the remaining members of the clan and raised them in captivity. Every time a newborn was born, an adult was killed and dissected.

This behavior continued for several years before it was forcibly abolished under the intervention of Chief Chu Zhi.

I have never dissected a few corpses since I became an Orderer, so I feel a lot of pressure on the promotion.

Fortunately, because of the same level of position, Casey can no longer push the task to me with excuses. In the past, the focus of my work was entirely on Casey, but now the pressure has suddenly eased, and I feel that life is much easier.

I lay on the bed for half a month before going to the ground.

The first thing I did after I got off the ground was to go to the technical school in the human world to see if I was fired.Facts have proved that human beings are really cruel. Because I was absent from work for more than half a month without reason, I have been severely dismissed, and I have not received a penny of compensation.

Life suddenly fell into embarrassment, and I was dumbfounded.

I wandered aimlessly in the supermarket, thinking about what to do next.

I grew up in an orphanage. When I was a teenager, I went to Tianshan to inherit the Eye of God, and then went to the Order of the Order.Apart from fighting demon monsters, I hardly have any survival skills.

These days, even serving dishes in restaurants requires a high school education, and I didn't even graduate from junior high school.I got a job at a technical school before because I used a large-scale illusion on the human resources department when applying for the job. Are you going to do it again now?

To be honest, I am not very willing to do this. Illusion puts a lot of burden on the human brain, and if I don't do it, I will become an idiot.Previously, in order to clear the memory of human beings about the tsunami created by the Sea Monsters in Japan, the aftermath team released an unprecedented large illusion over Tokyo, which had a disastrous impact on the Japanese... To be honest, the Japanese people have a tendency towards mental illness Maybe that's what caused it.

But what kind of work can I get without illusions?A few years ago, I was forced by life to shoot a print advertisement for skin care products. Adam Cray got the news somehow, and then made a photo of the advertisement and pasted it at the gate of the headquarters... That incident caused me a lot of trouble. Big psychological shadow, I subtly felt that I was ridiculed by my colleagues.

I picked potatoes with a vegetable basket, and fell into hard thinking.Just at this moment, a hesitant voice sounded from behind: "—Team Leader Yi Feng?"

I turned around, and Zang Wei was holding a shopping basket full of various snacks, and turned to look at me.

What a strange scene.

Killing a person in ten steps, never leaving behind, known as the "Ghost of the Battlefield", the leader of the hunting team, Zang Wei, is 17 years old. He is ruthless, famous, and has the attributes of a beautiful boy. He is famous in the devil world. .Many vicious monsters are afraid of him to death. When they hear "Team leader Zangwei is coming", even the children in the devil world will be too scared to cry.

But now, the legendary Yasha Shashen is wearing a white shirt, black trousers, with the nameplate of XX High School pinned to his chest, carrying a supermarket shopping basket full of desserts and jellies, and standing in front of the freezer to take it out. A box of discounted banana milk.

"..." He looked at me.

"..." I looked at him.

"Can you lend me 50 yuan?" he finally said after a long silence, "I...forgot my wallet."

"……it is good."

The weather was fine and the sun was just right. I was sitting on a bench in the park, surrounded by a squeaking milk-sucking Yui.

Put this scene in the Demon Realm, and it can scare hundreds of monsters to death.

"It turned out to be like this. You lost your job in the human world because of the mission of assassinating Chu Zhimin's Sacrifice...It's really unfortunate. To be honest, I also missed the high school exam because I was in a coma for half a month in the medical team. Can't it make you feel better?"

"……cannot."

Zang Wei looked at me sympathetically: "You sad sir. Fortunately, I can receive pocket money from my parents on time every month. Do you want me to lend you some?"

I am really happy to have my parents supporting me... I deeply feel the envy, jealousy and hatred.

"No, you don't understand the pain of being a student." Zang Wei sighed and said, "According to the forecast of the intelligence team, June next year will be the peak activity period of the pursuit team. Did you know that the college entrance examination in the human world is also at that time? I'm afraid my parents will kill me if I miss the college entrance examination because of work!"

"You can ask the investigation team to help revise the results of the college entrance examination, and change [-] to [-] or something..."

"No, no, no, I once swore to myself that I would try my best to be a good boy." Zang Wei said sadly, "A good boy won't lie."

I:"……"

At this moment, my heart is thundering and lightning, and I don't know how to complain.

Zang Wei babbled and poured out a lot of bitterness to me. The content was nothing more than that the exam was too difficult, there were too many homework, the classmates were unfriendly, and the teacher was too picky; his adolescent distress was completely unreasonable. The tough youngsters in Zhongnanhai should have no pressure at all to exert their power to suppress the whole school.

"It's annoying to have too many younger brothers!" Zang Wei said seriously, "I just want to be an ordinary and inconspicuous human boy!"

As he said that, he threw the empty milk carton fiercely, "Bang!" There was a loud noise, and a smoking pit appeared on the grass.

I:"……"

"Speaking of which, if you have ever been a teacher, there should be a position in our school." Zang Wei said thoughtfully: "Last semester, the physical education teacher was under too much mental pressure, so he resigned and left. If you don't dislike it, you can apply for it." Take a look. Although the salary is not high, it includes the dormitory for teachers and staff. If you are interested, I can help to say hello to the school..."

"Wait, why is the physical education teacher stressed out?"

"To be honest, although the salaries of teachers in our school are mediocre, they are no worse than the order troops. Adam Clay has called back my application for reimbursement of snacks many times, saying that the currency of the devil world is not exchanged with RMB, and it is directly given to gold. It will affect the normal economic development of human society..."

"No, no, why is your physical education teacher under too much stress?"

"How can giving me a few tons of gold affect social development? I can secretly sell it! Don't think I don't know what he did in the devil world. If he didn't eat a dozen pterosaurs for a meal, why would the devil world Will there be a law to protect rare monsters?!"

"It doesn't matter, what does your physical education teacher's mental stress mean..."

"It's all against the law and discipline, who is more noble than the other? Didn't the smuggling of pterosaurs disrupt the normal economic development of the Demon Realm? Isn't the huge annual expenditure of the Order's troops a fine for violating the Rare Warcraft Protection Law?" ?! Tell you, I will not stop submitting the impeachment report to the arbitration panel until I get the gold!"

Zang Wei slapped it hard, and the iron handrail "cracked!" and flew 30 meters away.

He turned his head and looked at me: "——What did you just say?"

"..." I asked, "When can I apply for the job?"

In any case, although Zang Wei is a humanoid weapon with great lethality, he himself has many rare advantages: for example, clear grievances and grievances (Adam will not stop submitting impeachment reports for a day if he does not give gold); I have 50 yuan, although I gave you Mojie coins, it can only be used to buy Mojie flame ice cream); strong self-discipline (I blamed myself after destroying public property, and reinstalled the armrest on the chair by melting metal with fire gentian , although the flame temperature was too high to burn the whole chair into iron bumps)...

Not only that, but he also kept his promise.When he first joined the Order of the Order, a demon pretended to be crazy and touched his face. He pointed at the demon and said, "I'm going to kill you." After 3 minutes, he really cut the demon into hundreds of pieces. , the thickness can be used to eat hot pot.

Many people said that from that incident, it can be seen that the team leader Zang Wei has good knife skills, but I think it shows the advantage of Zang Wei who keeps his word.

He finally helped me apply for a position as a physical education teacher in a high school in a way that was gentler than breaking into Zhongnanhai with a knife.

I moved and rented a house next to Zangwei's high school.After paying the rent, my pockets were empty, and Zang Wei kindly lent me 2000 yuan... Mojie currency.

Probably equal to 40 yuan.

At first I thought that Zang Wei lived not far from me, but later I found out that he was not in that city at all. That day he opened a space gate and traveled across two cities to buy discounted banana milk.I asked him why he traveled so far, and he said that brand of banana milk was not sold in his city.

When he said this, I held two thousand devil coins, and I was silent for a long, long time... I wondered if Zang Wei really didn't realize that I have too many flaws in my body?Playing stupid or really stupid? !