Orderer

That night, Comrade Demon God had a complete diet. He ate from the bed to the bathroom, and then back to the bed from the bathroom. He also tried to become a devil tiger to eat him, but was rejected by his brother who was weak all over.

The demon god was very angry because of this, and the next morning, Yi Feng was violated again while he was half asleep and half awake.This time the feeling was so intense that it was hard to describe. When he opened his eyes suddenly, he found that he was being licked desperately by the tongue of a long, barbed, bright red hot big cat, and then he saw an adult male tiger pressing on him.

Yi Feng suddenly collapsed, forced himself to turn over and remembered that he was hit hard by the male tiger, and instantly his whole body trembled and went limp.

Fortunately, the Demon God still retains the last bit of reason. The transformed body is no more than two meters long, and the weight is not completely on Yi Feng's body.Even with such a big cat, the organ that can stick out its barbs at critical moments still made Yi Feng suffer enough. In the end, he could hardly speak, his whole body and even his fingertips were trembling violently.

"It's because you ignore me that I do this!" Before he passed out, he heard the demon god explaining against the clock: "So don't blame me! Do you hear me! Don't blame me!"

... If he didn't twitch his brother's body unscrupulously when he said this, then maybe there is still two points of credibility.

Yi Feng finally paid a terrible price for his sentence "you can only do it once".

Classmate Moshen does it once in a thousand years, once...it can't stand a thousand years, but a month is fine.After being tossed and fucked on the bed for three days, Yi Feng finally broke out. He overturned the red bean rice served by his younger brother to please the cute show, and said angrily: "This is too sweet!"

"You are not physically strong," the Demon God said seriously, "You need to eat some candy."

In this world, there are as many elder brothers of the Holy Mother as there are younger brothers of the Second Secondary School; the demon student Yi Tian’s second-year illness will last forever, and if Yi Feng continues to be the Holy Mother in this life, his younger brother’s illness will probably be cured forever Oh no.

Fortunately, three days after Yi Feng was eaten, his Tsundere gene was rarely activated. He threw a bowl all over the floor at home and asked his younger brother to get out and kneel.The Demon God was frightened, and reluctantly stood at the door of the bedroom for a long time as punishment. At night, Yi Feng's illness relapsed again. When he was about to go out to appease his younger brother, he saw the Demon God striding towards him as soon as he went out. He was overjoyed. Kuang asked: "Brother, are you not angry with me?"

Yi Feng: "You..."

"Brother, I was wrong, don't be angry, isn't it because the red bean rice is too sweet? Let's throw away the sugar jar tomorrow! Brother, do you know how much I love you? My love is as deep as the sea! So you can do whatever you want. Don't kick me out of the house!"

Yi Feng: "..."

The demon god was full of little pink bubbles, and he held his brother's little paw and said, "It's my fault these days, if you don't like it, just eat it once a week from now on!"

"..." Yi Feng'e became angry from the heart, and his guilt disappeared without a trace: "Get out of the door and stand outside!"

The demon god was taken aback again, so he had to be punished to stand up aggrieved.

After repeating this for a week, most of the Demon God's tens of thousands of years of middle school illnesses were cured, and now he not only hangs around his brother all day long, but also often cocks his tail to show off his cuteness when he has time.

Therefore, the Holy Mother is the most undesirable attribute of Nissans all over the world. Facing the anti-social and anti-human brother with secondary illness, all you need to do is give him a good beating.

Yi Feng enjoyed the life of being taken care of by his younger brother for half a month. One morning when he stood on the scale, he found that he had weighed one kilogram.

This is too rare. One must know that the divine body does not undergo metabolism like a mortal body, and it is common for tens of thousands of years to remain unchanged.Yi Feng repeatedly checked the scale twenty times to make sure it was not damaged, and then solemnly concluded: [-], the food for mortals is indeed too good!Two, maybe I can still grow taller!

This discovery made Chuang Shishen ecstatic, and immediately took his wallet and ran downstairs, preparing to go to the supermarket to buy high-calcium milk.

When Yi Tian saw his brother going out, he immediately threw away the recipe he had studied for half an hour, and followed closely behind.The two brothers pushed and shoved through the residential area, blinding countless dog eyes along the way, but before they had gone far, they saw Zang Wei approaching him with a cynical expression on his face.

"What's wrong with you?" Yi Feng finally couldn't help asking.

Zang Wei looked at him coldly for a while, and suddenly a small light on his forehead lit up, "Ding!": "Leader Yi Feng!"

When Yi Feng hadn't recovered his godhead before, the team leader's voice was definitely bothersome and embarrassing, which meant that he would go to the Order's army to do those white jobs that didn't take money.But after he regained his godhead, all the bad things in the world fell on him. In comparison, the little things about the Order troops can be called fun.

Yi Feng's I am a mortal paranoia immediately fell again, and asked kindly: "What's the matter, Team Leader Zang Wei?"

Zang Wei grabbed his hand and asked enthusiastically, "I heard that you are the God of Creation?"

The aunt walking the dog on the side of the road immediately cast a mentally ill look.

Yi Feng suddenly wanted to correct him: The God of Creation is what you call it, but in fact, I am the only God who created the world, and those on Tianshan Mountain were created by me...

But Zang Wei is obviously too lazy to care so much. This child is a thorough pragmatist by nature. Whoever can help is a true god.

"Since you are all gods, it shouldn't matter if you do me a little favor?" He forcibly hooked Yi Feng's shoulder, and whispered into his ear, "Can you help me set the time back for two days?"

"...for what?"

"What are you doing? Anyway, you can just adjust the time back! No, don't look at me like this. I can go back in time in a small area, but I can't adjust the time around the world for the time being. Besides, Lord Shuilan knows Definitely going to kill me..."

Yi Fengqi asked: "So you want me to be killed by Shuilan?"

"You are an adult!" Zang Wei said angrily, "You have the obligation to protect minors!"

Yi Feng: "..."

Yi Feng thought hard, and felt that something was wrong.

"Actually, it's not difficult at all," Zang Wei redoubled his temptation: "As long as you are willing to help, I will tell you all about Adam's plan to kill you. Do you know that he replaced all the milk powder in your jar with Sanlu?" , and poisonous rice and Sudan red... Please, this matter is really important to me! It is a major event related to my life!"

"..." Yi Feng couldn't tell which one had more flaws between "Adam's Sanlu milk powder" and "Zang Wei's life event".After a long while of silence, he finally sighed, and asked, "What do you really want?"

"Help me turn back the time to the first day of the college entrance examination," Zang Weiyi said after a pause, "I haven't finished my composition."

There are many ways for Tibetans to go to university: for example, breaking into Zhongnanhai with a knife, standing on the desk of the Minister of Education and singing conquest; Said to break into Beijing X and Qing X with a knife, jumped into the principal's office, danced the needle dance and sang conquest...

But Zang Wei is determined to be a good boy, and a good boy cannot have too many tricks.

"The main reason is that I swore to myself that I would never lie to my parents again," Zang Wei said seriously, "I want to go to college with my grades, so that everyone can see my will and strength!"

...Your real strength should be to carry a kitchen knife all the way to Zhongnanhai!Team leader Zang Wei, you are really wrong about your own life orientation!

Yi Feng held his forehead for a while, and asked heavily: "If you take the exam again, it shouldn't be considered strength..."

"Why is this called a 're-test'? I only wrote 25 characters for the composition!"

"...Why did you only write 25 characters?"

"I can't write! I'm not good at Chinese and you didn't know it for the first time!" Zang Wei's voice seemed to have been greatly wronged: "When I was in high school, I was called by the recruitment team to perform tasks all day long. Lesson? Not to mention English or something, even you Chuangshi God, how dare I not take it at will?"

"..."

"I thought it was okay to just skip two sections of Chinese, but who knew I would skip a lot before I knew it. I have taken two sections of Chinese in three years of high school! Telling you that I can read the words on the test paper is not bad!"

"..."

"Besides, education in the human world has problems. When Ivan and the others went to school when they were young, they taught "How to escape smoothly when facing a pack of wolves alone", "Eighteen Ways of Cooking Wolf Meat", "On the Planting of Green Grass and Analysis of Soil Composition "... This is called true quality education!"

Yi Feng finally couldn't help defending education in the human world: "But everyone has passed the college entrance examination..."

"He didn't!" Zang Wei pointed directly at Yi Tian: "And he hardly comes to school!"

Yi Feng's mortal heart was deeply touched, and he immediately looked at his younger brother with condemning eyes.

The Demon God couldn't hide from the finger in front of him even though he was hiding here and there, and was about to chop off that finger violently when he had a rabies attack, when he suddenly heard his brother tremblingly asking: "Yi Tian...?"

The Demon God immediately panicked, "Brother, listen to my explanation!"

Yi Feng patiently waited for the explanation, but the problem was that the demon god couldn't explain it for a long time; he couldn't explain how he planned to kill the gods of Tianshan all day long, how to dismember the body of his love rival Youseni into eighteen pieces, and then how to Successfully overwhelmed his brother to wipe it all away... Those were too exciting, and in the end he could only choose a not-so-exciting excuse: "I want to skip class to play World of Warcraft."

Yi Feng: "..."

The majestic Tianshan Demon God, after incarnation, skipped class and ran to fight World of Warcraft, which really gave Chuangshishen a lot of stimulation.

Chuangshishen’s failed family education created more reasons for Zang Wei: “Look, I even gave up World of Warcraft to get into college. It’s because I wasted too much time maintaining world peace that I didn’t finish my essay for the college entrance examination! I have Right to ask for a chance to retake the exam!"

Yi Feng was so loud that he had a splitting headache, and said helplessly, "Reversing time in the entire world will cause great consequences. It is possible that those who should be born will not be born, and those who should be born will not die... No, I don't know you What to say, it doesn’t work within the scope of China, China has a population of 13 billion!”

"It's none of my business! All I know is that I haven't finished my composition for the college entrance examination!"

"Can't you go to Zhongnanhai again?"

"I rely on strength!" Zang Wei emphasized: "I want to face my parents honestly, and get the first place in the college entrance examination openly! I want to make the whole family proud of me!"

Yi Fengxin said that you are not proud enough? !The greatest supernatural genius in the history of mankind, the youngest pursuit team leader since the founding of the Order of the Order, the only pure human who has the hope of taking over the position of the leader of the Order in tens of thousands of years (provided that Adam must die while Zang Wei is alive) drop)...you are simply the pride of the people of the whole country!

It's a pity that the pride of the people of the whole country doesn't take pride seriously at all. Now he only wants to go to a key university: "Do you know how important the college entrance examination is to ordinary people? Do you know what it's like for me to study hard for ten years? Cheng Yitian failed the college entrance examination, how do you feel? Don't you want to destroy the world and bury him with his college entrance examination transcript?!"

The Demon God said cautiously: "I don't think the world is destroyed because of this."

"But as long as you go back two days, you can take the college entrance examination!" Zang Wei grabbed Yi Feng and asked, "Don't you want to send your own brother to the examination room?"

Yi Feng: "..."

"The most important battle in life, don't you want to see your brother win the battle with your own eyes?"

Yi Feng: "..."

"Don't you want to share the joy of victory with your younger brother in person the moment the results are announced?"

Yi Feng: "..."

Yi Feng shamefully found that his heart was beating.

"No, wait!" The Demon God suddenly realized that something was wrong, and immediately screamed: "I just lost the battle if I went!"

But Yi Feng has been completely immersed in the paranoia that I am a mortal and cannot extricate himself. He looked at his younger brother with shining eyes, with a hopeful look of "go and win honor for me".

He looked like a wife who was looking forward to seeing her husband go out. Zang Wei was still on the sidelines and kept urging: "He can take the exam with me! There is an empty seat next to me during the exam! Do you know how to check the score after the exam? I can help!"

"Yi Tian..." The tenderness in Yi Feng's eyes almost overflowed: "Why don't you take the exam?"

The demon god was stunned for a while, then suddenly got up and rushed out.

"Hey wait! What are you doing?"

"I'm going to Zhongnanhai," the Demon God gritted his teeth, "I'll go to the Ministry of Education, let this kid go to Peking University now!"

The Demon God didn't go to the Ministry of Education, but was brought back by his brother by the neck, and he coaxed him, "Since I'm a human being in this life, I must take the college entrance examination like a human being..."

Brother, wake up!Brother, we are still gods in this life!

The Demon God was about to show his honor that he would rather bend than bend rather than surrender, but Yi Feng stopped him with one sentence: "As long as you go to the college entrance examination, the matter of becoming a big cat last time will be canceled."

Become a big cat... write it off...

Demon God's eyes lit up for a moment, and then his thoughts flashed: "So what if you don't write it off, you've already done it anyway!"

Yi Feng's face darkened.

"Besides, you are also very cool, crying and begging me to slow down, I am really slow, you are twisting like something..." The demon god secretly looked at his brother's face, and hummed: "Now that the fun is over, I don't care about it. I should have known that the gods of Tianshan all learned their pretentious virtues from you!"

A few people stood in the supermarket, fortunately Zang Wei was concentrating on picking banana milk from the freezer, otherwise he would have been silenced a hundred thousand times by the Chuangshi God himself.

Yi Feng asked through his teeth: "...then what do you want?"

"Let me change again!" The evil boy's nature hidden deep in the devil's bones was exposed: "And this time I will eat for a week!"

"...Yi Tian, ​​don't go too far..."

"Be a big cat for a week! Otherwise, talk about it!"

Zang Wei suddenly looked up curiously: "What week?"

In front of the supermarket freezer where people come and go, Yi Feng has an extremely bright expression on his face, while the Demon God is leisurely humming with his arms folded, his expression so cheap that one looks at it and wants to slap it with the sole of his shoe.

"...what's the matter with you? What's a week?"

Yi Feng was silent for a while, and said, "I've become a big cat in a week."

"Big cats are great. Big cats have love in the universe." Zang Wei was puzzled, "Do you want to see me turn into a big cat? I recently learned transfiguration from Adam Clay. I'm the best at turning into a snow leopard..." He turned his head to see that no one was paying attention, and a pair of leopard ears protruded from his hair, the fluffy hair shook twice, and then retracted in a blink of an eye.

Yi Feng's forehead twitched, thinking that your character is not a pure human genius boy?What do you want to do if you suddenly become a monster? Do you want to attack the demon world to open up new maps?

The Demon God spontaneously felt a deep sense of intimacy: "How big can you grow at most?"

"Well, half a meter, I'm still a little snow leopard."

"What can I do after the transformation, hunting?"

"I can only catch Ivan, and I can't even catch up with an antelope."

"What about the fire?"

"will not."

"Acting cute?"

"So-so."

The Demon God said regretfully: "Then it must not be able to suppress the mother snow leopard."

A vein popped out of Yi Feng's forehead in an instant, only to hear Zang Wei seriously say: "I haven't learned this yet, I'll go back and study it... will you?"

Demon God smiled meaningfully and complacently; the smile was so low that Yi Feng burst a bag of yogurt with a "pop!" in an instant.

Zang Wei suddenly realized, looked at Yi Tian with admiration for a long time, turned around and said to himself: "It's really rare...the majestic Tianshan Demon God likes to crush the mother snow leopard."

It was almost evening when I came out of the supermarket, but the weather was fine, the rain for many days had stopped, and the afterglow of the setting sun rendered thick golden-red stratus clouds in the sky.

After a long and savage bargaining, Demon God finally forced his brother to agree to the condition of being fucked once by Demon Tiger at the cost of "guaranteeing to climb the second grade line".Yi Feng's face was dark all the way home, but fortunately, Zang Wei was a pure child, and he didn't understand what the two brothers were talking about from the beginning to the end.

"Tomorrow morning, the world will go back to two days ago, and the same goes for Demon Realm and God Realm. The first test is Chinese, right?" Yi Feng patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said with concern: "I will wait for you outside the test room. Get angry!"

Yi Feng, a patient with Wannian Facial Expression Deficiency Syndrome, was able to accurately express the meaning of "concern" with his eyes, which made the Demon God stunned for a while: "You..."

"Well, what?"

... You have become more and more married recently, why don't you just wear a pink floral miniskirt and go to the entrance of the examination room to cheer me on - of course, the demon god is thinking about this in his heart. Brother smiled.

Yi Feng didn't take it seriously, and said goodbye to Zang Wei at the door of the apartment on the third floor, and continued to go up to the fourth floor with high-calcium milk.In the past few days, Adam, Molly, Casey, and Ivan took turns spending the night downstairs, and the two brothers were very used to the order leaders coming and going in and out of the apartment.

"Sleep well tonight, don't worry too much about exams, you will be fine even with things you know how to hide." Yi Feng told him smoothly when he was changing shoes at the entrance, and when he looked back, he saw the demon god just staring blankly. , "—Yi Tian? What are you thinking?"

"Ah... ah!" The Demon God finally moved his eyes away from his brother's raised buttocks when he bent over, and concealed: "I...I was thinking about the college entrance examination...well, I was thinking that the world is going to be destroyed. Going to the college entrance examination is really thoughtful, haha!"

Yi Feng's heart sank, he didn't even realize it, but his face had already faded.

"Everyone is trying to live, that's why I like the human world the most... Even if they know that the world will be destroyed tomorrow, they will enjoy their last day of life to the fullest."

The Demon God wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yi Feng.

"I created human beings out of loneliness and gave them the joy of being alive to share, but now I have to watch this joy being taken away with my own eyes." Yi Feng shook his head and said, "In the final analysis, it is my failure."

The Demon God opened his mouth to refute, but he was not the one who created this world after all, and he couldn't understand Yi Feng's feelings at all, so he could only say dryly in the end: "You...you still have me."

Yi Feng looked at him and smiled.

"Well, fortunately there is still you."

He reached out and patted his younger brother on the shoulder, his gentle eyes shone in the setting sun.

The intimacy and sweet atmosphere slowly lingered between the brothers, and the Demon God was moved and was about to say something when he suddenly heard his brother full of expectation: "So you promised me that I will pass the [-]th Chinese test tomorrow."

Demon God: "..."

The demon god spat out a mouthful of blood, almost covering his brother's face.