Orderer

Many years later, a certain university in the human world.

On the first day of class as a freshman, the classroom was filled with excitement.The teaching director threw the table desperately on the podium, and No.20 yelled nine times: "All of you give me a little bit of moderation—!"

"You're just enough, Molly, why am I in the same class as these people?! The young master is a top scorer in the college entrance examination!"

"Hmph, I don't want to come to school yet, if it's not for the sake of Lord Adam..."

"Come on, Casey! You're the one who wants to come to the human world to enter Hollywood! Speaking of which, why can't I plant grass in the school? Master Shuilan said that as long as it doesn't affect the safety of the human world, you can do whatever you want..."

"I said no! Influence! Influence! People! World! Safety! Safety! Covering a radius of ten miles with green grass overnight is no longer safe! You want to be made into a roasted rabbit, right?"

"I said that if you have time to quarrel, why don't you come and help drag these envoys away, Gabriel's wings are about to be plucked... No, no, Gabriel! Don't be impulsive! The teaching building will be burned down by you! "

……

There was a loud bang, and a black-clothed boy in the front row of the classroom jumped up from the table.

"You guys are enough." He paused every word, his handsome face full of murderous intent: "Whoever says another word, I'll chop him into meat paste right now."

"..." There was no sound in the classroom, so quiet that a needle could be heard falling to the ground.

After a while, the boy finally turned his head in satisfaction, and immediately saw a young man standing at the door of the classroom.

He was wearing a gray slim-fit T-shirt and dark blue jeans. He had an exceptionally fair complexion, handsome eyebrows and eyes, and an expressionless face.

"I'm the counselor of the second financial class..."

The young man looked up at the "Finance 02" sign at the door of the class, and then looked at the chaotic and stiff classroom: a student born with pink eyes was grabbing grass and feeding it to his mouth, and his long rabbit ears were being squeezed by a beautiful woman in scantily clad clothes. Hold on tightly; on a certain desk lies a beautiful young man in half-dressed clothes, if there is a camera, this is the scene of a real third-grade film shooting; the dean is holding up the podium and preparing to throw it out, chalk box blackboard eraser and other things It fell all over the floor with a crackle; a handsome boy stepped on the desk in the front row, his face was as tough as the boss of a gangster, and the ending of the word "chopped into meat sauce" was still echoing in the classroom for a long time.

The counselor looked up again and glanced at the four red letters on a white background of "Finance 02".

"...I went wrong." He affirmed, turned and walked out.

Yi Feng went straight to the department head's office, knocked on the door three times and there was no movement, so he kicked the door open with a "bang!"

The director surnamed Lei and surnamed Adam was stealing duck wings. Hearing the sound, he hurriedly stuffed the lunch box, and asked seriously: "If you have something to say, why are you kicking the door?"

Yi Feng said: "You can eat, it's okay, Minister of Discipline is not in the office today."

Adam then took out the duck wings with a smile on his face and continued to eat; in the end, before eating two bites, Yi Feng took out his mobile phone and clicked to wipe it.

"If you don't change my shift, I will enlarge this photo a hundred times and paste it on the wall of the discipline department."

Adam: "..."

Adam flipped the table and said angrily: "That's too much, Mr. Yi Feng! You clearly know that Sheng Chia's gang will not deal with us! And what is shifting? You have been given the top score in the college entrance examination. How can you be dissatisfied?!"

"The students in this class are not normal." Yi Feng found a chair and sat down, and began to count calmly: "When I went, the dean, Mr. Mo, was about to smash the podium on their heads..."

"Molly! That's Molly who is emotionally unstable and easily agitated. I'll talk to him right away!"

"There is also a student who wears cute rabbit ears. I suspect he may have pica..."

"Rabbit ears are for keeping warm. How can you not let students wear rabbit ears in such a cold day?"

Yi Feng silently glanced at the scorching sun in September outside the window, and said, "There is another girl who only wears a three-point style. Have you ever seen a freshman wearing a three-point style for reporting?"

"That's obviously welcoming the new semester and welcoming the new class. Don't you know that girls welcome you warmly?"

"As for the little boy lying on the desk and undressing..."

"He's just preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination in the acting department in four years!"

"The student with the big wings..."

"Rehearsal for the opening performance!"

"A group of people are plucking their wings and feathers..."

"They're all groupies!"

Yi Feng stared at Adam coldly, and repeated after a while: "I want to change shift."

Molly sneaked up at the door of the office, desperately making gestures.

Adam had a flash of inspiration: "Yes! It's okay to change shifts, and the salary will be halved!"

Yi Feng froze suddenly, only felt the thunder and lightning above his head, and the whole world was bleak.

Adam graciously took Yi Feng's hand and sat on the sofa, speaking earnestly and sincerely like an old Red Army telling a revolutionary story to a little Red Army: "Dear Teacher Yi Feng..."

Yi Feng shivered like lightning, and quickly got up and backed away three meters.

"...Don't discourage me from working, please?" Adam said angrily, "What's wrong with Class [-] of Finance? The students are all enthusiastic and lively, and there is also a famous top student in the college entrance examination with almost perfect scores in mathematics! Do you think I transferred you there? Is it easy to be a class! Those little sluts from the Disciplinary Department almost threw me off the roof, you know!"

Yi Feng wondered, "What does it have to do with the Department of Discipline?"

"They all want you to go to work there. Huh, I knew that envoys are not good people..." Adam almost slipped his tongue, and immediately reprimanded him with a straight face: "Anyway, at least you have to stay obediently until this group The students are graduating! If you want to transfer classes before that, you have to hand over half of your salary first!"

Yi Feng thought of the pitiful figures in his bank account, and suddenly had the urge to delay Director Adam ten thousand times.

"As long as you do a good job, you will get a lot of salary and bonuses, and you will organize public-funded trips at the end of the year! Didn't you say that you don't have a house? The school staff dormitory is covered by me, and I guarantee a kitchen, a bathroom, and a single room for one person!"

Yi Feng was still hesitating, Adam grabbed him by the shoulder: "Anyway, go back and finish the opening speech, and I will take you to meet the new teachers this semester in the afternoon... Please! I guarantee that the teachers are all Normal people!"

Teacher Yi Feng plucked up his courage and walked to the door of the class again. From afar, he heard a high-spirited female voice roaring: "All of you, give me enough time—!"

"You're just enough, Shuilan! Human girls don't wear three-point dresses to school, okay! You want to go to Japan with Casey to shoot a tertiary movie, don't you? It's not popular now, Yujie has changed to a popular wife, thank you! "

"Hey, don't human girls even wear the three-point style? Sure enough, Zang Yui knows a lot more. Well, then I too..."

"Hey, whoever stops her—! It's not good, she's going to take off! Gabriel! Gabriel quickly cover her with his wings!"

There was a loud bang, and the handsome boy in black in the front row jumped up from the table again: "You guys are enough." He said coldly, picked up Ivan and pointed at the faces of the students one by one: "Whoever says another word, I will smash him to death with Ivan now."

"..." After a brief silence, Ivan struggled frantically: "Fuck, you can't do this! Rabbits also have the right to rabbits—!"

Yi Feng silently looked at the "Finance 02" with red letters on a white background at the door of the classroom, and was about to turn around and leave, when he suddenly heard Sheng Chia's voice behind him asking, "Mr. Yi Feng, why didn't you go in?"

"Minister of Discipline?" Yi Feng turned his head, suddenly terrified.

I saw Santa Chia in a suit and leather shoes, calm and solemn, holding a large bouquet of roses in his hand, and the crystal dew glistened in the sun.

"I heard that there is a student named Gabriel in your class," Santa Chia asked calmly, "Can you invite him out?"

Yi Feng: "..."

I rub you, aren't you the Minister of Discipline!Doesn't the Minister of Discipline want to guide the school's atmosphere and bring everyone positive!What kind of trouble is going to take the lead in engaging in teacher-student romance!

Yi Feng's heart was turbulent, and he turned around silently after a while: "Go in by yourself..."

"Hey? Mr. Yi Feng, you don't go to class?"

"...No, I just went wrong."

It was hard to get through a hot morning. After lunch, Yi Feng was going to take a nap in the office, but Adam came to him and warmly invited him to meet the new teacher together.

The new teacher is a wonderful flower - it is said that he graduated from forensic medicine in his early years and liked to engage in finance. Soon after, he became self-taught and resigned from the public office to go to university. After graduation, he successfully stayed in school to teach, completing the great transformation from coroner to economics lecturer .

Yi Feng was full of admiration for senior intellectuals, but he was shocked when he met: "Why are this person's eyes green?"

Adam immediately said, "I have colored contact lenses."

Yi Feng: "..."

"Hello, Teacher Yi Feng, my name is Chu Zhi." The new teacher shook his hand politely: "We will be colleagues from now on, please take care of us."

His tone was polite and gentle, and his behavior was very decent, which immediately comforted Yi Feng's heart that was riddled with wounds from the students.Maybe the colored contact lenses are just colored contact lenses... Teacher Yi Feng comforted himself optimistically, and asked, "Do you want me to take you around the office building?"

"Oh, yes, thank you."

Yi Feng turned around with the relief of "so there are normal people in this world", and then he heard Chu Zhi ask Adam in a low voice: "No, I'm still very scared, what if he kills me again?"

Adam: "Do you have a psychological shadow? Don't worry, it won't happen this time. At worst, you should write a suicide note and bring it with you..."

A thunderbolt struck Yi Feng's head, causing Yi Feng to be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

Since coming to this school, his life has never been normal: his students are pica, exhibitionist, GV lover and violent; his boss likes to steal duck wings during working hours, and threatens He wanted to deduct his salary; the discipline minister next door took a fancy to the students in their class, and stood at the door of the class with roses from morning to night, and he was about to be on the headlines of the school newspaper; finally, a seemingly normal new colleague came, He was knowledgeable and handsome, but before he had time to say a few words, he discovered that he was a victim of delusional disorder.

Yi Feng deeply felt that he shouldn't be a teacher, so he should just resign.

College teachers do not sit on shifts, but counselors must stay in the office for eight hours.It was already dusk after get off work, and the setting sun was slantingly reflecting on the empty school gate. Yi Feng looked up and saw the boy in black with his back turned to him, leaning casually under the tree.

"... Yi Tian?"

Yi Tian looked back at him coldly, carrying a huge luggage bag in his hand, and said, "I moved out of the dormitory."

Yi Feng's eyelids twitched.

"You promised me that if I get admitted to this university, I can pursue you, so I decided to start taking action today, and the first step is to move in with you." Yi Tian slapped his luggage on his back, his eyes shining Staring closely at his brother: "If you don't agree, I'll enlarge the photo from that night a hundred times and paste it all over the wall of your house..."

Yi Feng's eyes went dark for a moment, and he suddenly understood deeply what it means that misfortunes never come singly.

Yi Tian is eighteen years old, handsome and evil, with a temperament and charm beyond his age. He has attracted countless bees and butterflies since he was a child.

That's all there is to it, the problem is that this brat has shown an extraordinary interest in his cousin Yi Feng since he was born.

There are countless deeds about him in this regard. For example, he clings to Yi Feng as soon as he learns to breastfeed. The first sentence he learns to say is neither father nor mother, but brother; Feng Qiuhuang wooed his brother after reading the whole article, and the first reaction of the whole family was not "Fuck, this brat is bent" but "Hahahaha baby, you are so smart"; He showed extraordinary action in weaving handmade wreaths. After winning numerous praises, he personally put the wreath on his brother's head, and then asked his brother to take a wedding photo; graduated from elementary school at the age of 12, and imitated him My brother's handwriting is vivid, and he pretended to be his brother's name and wrote two hundred single declarations and distributed them all over the school. As a result, his brother didn't find half a girlfriend until graduation...

There must be a group of bear parents behind a bear child, all bear parents like to hear about Yi Tian's behavior, only Yi Feng knows that this cousin is a fucking devil.

One late night when the devil's cousin was in high school, Yi Feng woke up from his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a handsome face pressed against him, with the tip of his nose no more than five centimeters away.

"Cousin," Yi Tian said with a smile, "let's enter the bridal chamber."

Yi Feng: "..."

Yi Feng's first reaction was to throw the brat out, but then Yi Tian raised his finger, and countless water snake-like hemp ropes automatically crawled up from under the bed, instantly binding him tightly.

"Being a mortal is also very good, a little magic can clean you up... It's a pity that I also contributed [-]% of my godhead to let you reincarnate earlier, so I can't turn into a big cat to play heavy-duty PLAY... Ah, after all, you still have to You owe me a litter of tiger cubs, when are we going to have children, in order to make up for the time wasted over the years, why don't you just give me a litter every year!"

Yi Feng said that he was completely dazed, and he couldn't tell whether it was the bear boy's madness that shocked him more, or the fact that the bear boy could play magic was more shocking.

So Yi Tian stripped his brother naked, kissed him from the beginning to the end, and then started the bridal chamber in a serious manner; Moaning, until finally his voice became hoarse.

Yi Tian was very excited, and kissed his brother's face that was blushed by lust, took out his phone and snapped a lot of photos.

"If you don't marry me," Yi Tian paused, shaking his phone.

Yi Feng thought that if he wanted to say it, I would publish the pornographic photos, but he looked serious and said, "The world will be destroyed."

"..." Lao Tzu's world view has been destroyed, okay?

Yi Tian followed his brother back home with his head held high, and asked enthusiastically along the way: "Do I look like a poor little tail that no one wants?"

Yi Feng took a look at his height of nearly 1.9 meters, his lean and strong figure, his domineering expression, and his domineering temperament... After a long while, he nodded and said, "Yes, tiger tail."

Immediately after arriving home, Yi Tian rolled up his sleeves and tidied up the house, making the rental house look like a wedding room.Yi Feng looked at the full set of French imported palace-style scarlet bedding that appeared on the bed at some point, and suddenly felt like a newlywed.

The dinner was even more exciting. Yi Tian personally cooked two heart-shaped steaks, served them with red wine with candles, and held a crystal glass and said affectionately: "We can finally be together again..."

Yi Feng had a splitting headache and couldn't help asking: "You have been living with me since you were three years old until you were in high school, and the longest time we have been apart is no more than two days apart from going to school... So what does 'finally' mean?"

"It means that you are finally going to marry me," Yi Tian straightened his neck and said confidently: "Why, do you want to marry someone else besides me? Don't dream, you said who you want to marry, I am now Just go bite his neck off!"

...so what does it mean to bite off his neck...not so what does it mean to marry?Why do you make it sound like I have to get married?What gave you this natural feeling? !

Yi Feng's face was full of =口= expressions.

This dinner was destined to be spent in the debate between marrying and not marrying, but Yi Feng lost a thousand and one times, and was forced to drink half a bottle of red wine forced by his brother, a piece of steak, and some kisses.

This may be Yi Feng's most puzzling question: Obviously, other people's children with secondary illnesses look bitter and hateful, as if the whole world owes him, and they keep a straight face and play silently all day long. Cool; why is my younger brother who suffers from the second illness in middle school so eloquent? !

Waking up in the middle of the night that night, Yi Feng unsurprisingly found his younger brother pressing on him again, trying to bite the buttons of his pajamas with his teeth, with a feline-like cunning expression on his face.

"You obviously like me, but you still deny it all kinds of things. What do you mean if you are not skittish?"

"I never fought back when I was bullied since I was a child. When I get angry, I have a bun-like expression. Are you deliberately using this method to seduce me?"

"You have no lower limit. You even want to seduce your own brother. In order to punish you, you should give birth to a few more cubs... eh? Is there something wrong with what I said? Don't you see that the look in your eyes is not Seduce me to let you give birth to a tiger cub?"

Yi Feng's hands were stuck on both sides of his body by an invisible force, and his mind was in a daze. He only heard Yi Tian's teasing and arrogant voice, and felt the blood all over his body rushing to his face.

However, Yi Tian had to make an inch, licked his ears vigorously, and said triumphantly: "Look at how lewd you are, you're hardened so quickly..."

Yi Feng was struck by thunder, trying to struggle with a strong sense of shame: "Is this your attitude towards brother?"

"Am I wrong? Isn't it you who got hard so quickly? Oh, you can lie like this to your own brother, brother, you are so nasty..."

While talking, Yi Tian happily bit off all the buttons of his pajamas. He seemed very proud of this glorious achievement, and kissed Yi Feng's chest fiercely with a face full of praise, and rubbed his thighs indiscriminately. desire to rise.

Yi Feng was so rubbed that tears flowed into rivers, and he wanted to scold him several times, but when he opened his mouth, he let out a choked moan.The voice was forbearing and full of lust, Yi Tian was so excited when he heard it, he stretched out his hand rudely, and asked forcefully, "Do you want me to go in?"

Yi Feng desperately shook his head.

"Obviously I really want to, duplicity is the most hypocritical," Yi Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Let me teach you a lesson."

So he happily lowered his head to contain his brother's desire, and "taught" him a good lesson with his lips and tongue.This kid has as bad a tongue as he has a bad personality, and he quickly broke his brother, the sheets were caught in a mess, and he had no other thoughts in his mind except wanting to cum; however, whenever he was about to climax, he would Grabbed by Yi Tian, ​​he asked slowly, "Do you want me to go in?"

After coming down several times in a row, Yi Feng was almost driven crazy, and finally broke the jar and broke down: "Come in!"

Yi Tian had been holding back for a long time, and the veins on his forehead were swollen. Hearing this, he turned his brother violently, and inserted it hard without saying a word.

On the first day of teacher Yi Feng's first day of school, Xiao's cousin who had missed him for 18 years picked up the bones and ate all the bone marrow.

Afterwards, he was very sad and indignant, hugging the quilt and complaining: "How did I offend you? Tell me and I will change it!"

Yi Tian hugged his brother contentedly, looking from afar like a big tiger wrapping its prey in its arms and flicking its tail back and forth: "I haven't offended me anywhere, I just like you."

"What do you like about me? Tell me and I'll change it!"

"Oh, you don't like my look the most, why don't you change it next time."

Yi Feng was still very sad and indignant, feeling that he was being suppressed for no reason and was very upset, especially because his younger brother was taller and stronger than him, so he seemed even more unhappy.

What made him even more depressed was that the whole class seemed to know about the special relationship between their brothers. One day, the number one student in the college entrance examination named Zang Wei came over and patted him on the shoulder, and asked with sympathy: "Is it not a good day to marry an inhuman?" Have a good time?"

Yi Feng's mind was suddenly full of lightning and thunder.

"Well, just bear with it. It stands to reason that I should be on your side, but who told him to go to the underworld to get everyone out? Cannibalism is soft but hand is short. I promised him that next time you Help hold you down when you resist."

Zang Wei shook his head and walked away, leaving Yi Feng petrified for a while, the wind was messy.

Only the student named Gabriel—after three days and three nights of talking with Director Mo of the teaching office, he finally reluctantly agreed to not wear wings in class—he was the only one who expressed sympathy for Teacher Yi Feng’s tragic experience, sympathy The method is to look at him with jewel-like moist eyes for a while, and then touch his back tenderly.

Teacher Yi Feng felt a little nervous, but soon Yi Tian roared and rushed over to take his brother away, and then Sheng Chia rushed over with a livid face and took Gabriel away.

"How could you let that weakling do something to you? You already have men and don't know how to abide by women's morals?!" As soon as he got home that night, Yi Tian immediately began to question him.

Yi Feng's face was full of black lines, and he said: "I haven't asked you yet, what kind of mess did you do to Zang Wei and the others... Is there something you are keeping from me?"

Yi Tian immediately became speechless, hummed and looked around, then leaned over and sniffed his brother's neck.

His brother was so terrified by the smell that he pushed him away repeatedly to no avail, so he could only pretend to watch TV with a red face.Yi Tian harassed his brother contentedly for a long time, and then ran to peel the fruit during commercial time, took an apple in his mouth and said in a low voice: "Come! Come here and I'll feed you!"

Yi Feng resolutely ignored him, lying on the sofa with his head buried, pretending to be an ostrich.Gulu, the second-year-old brother, swallowed the apple in one gulp, grabbed his brother and shook him violently: "You ignore me! Tell me! Do you mean you don't love me anymore? You definitely don't love me anymore!"

Yi Feng said angrily: "Don't be hypocritical when you're such an adult... I haven't asked you yet! Why did Zang Wei say that he owed you a favor? What are you guys hiding from me?"

"Uh-huh……"

"Hmm, your sister, why don't you try again?"

Yi Tian's eyeballs rolled around, and after a while, he suddenly became angry, and he threw his brother on the sofa, and said viciously: "Don't ask me about men, you know! Ask me again! I will kill you! I will kill you!" Do not believe!"

Yi Feng: "..."

Yi Feng was sad and angry again, and he was sad and angry for a whole night.

Later, he pressed Yi Tian many times, and the result he got was grief and anger all night; occasionally he threatened to sleep in the living room a few times, but Yi Tian grabbed him and shook him: "Don't you love me? Even sleeping in the living room is so cruel You can do everything you want, don't you really love me!"

The best result is perfunctory: "I'll tell you later... I'll tell you slowly later..."

In fact, will Lord Demon God tell his brother?

This only God knows.

In short, Yi Feng's mortal life is still going on: he has a demon brother who suffers from a second-degree illness, a rogue boss who likes to eat duck wings, a few strange colleagues who talk about being unreliable, and a large group of exhibitionists and strange eaters. Students who are obsessives, would-be GV actors, and lovers of three-point swimsuits... Life is as colorful as ever.

Occasionally he would suspect that Gabriel's wings are not cosplay, Ivan's rabbit ears are actually real, and Yi Tian's sexual performance on the bed is not magic but real superpowers... But those are not important, he will be very happy Quickly cover your ears in deception.

Those people and things that he tried to protect are alive and well, and the world of the rest of his life is still running smoothly.Although he doesn't know anything, those trivial and ordinary happiness are now within reach.

The only fly in the ointment is that sometimes Yi Tian will tirelessly ask: "So do you love me or not? Hey, haven't you said whether you love me or not?"

Yi Feng suddenly remembered some forced sex play, his face turned dark immediately, and he started watching TV without saying a word.

"You are too much!" Yi Tian was furious: "You begged me on the bed last night! You won't admit it when you put on your pants?!"

Yi Feng: "..."

Comrade Bai Lianhua Yifeng, who is calm on the surface and sullen in his heart but dislikes integrity in his mouth, he will definitely not admit it.

For those loves that have not been spoken for tens of thousands of years, what does it matter whether you admit it or not?

They still have many, many years to be together, and that's enough.