Rebirth of Inescapable

In the dead of night, the faint blue light shone in the living room, the built-in fish tank gurgled, and the colorful tropical fish in it swam leisurely.

With a click, the door opened, and an orange light came on in the entrance. A tired figure walked in. He looked extremely tired. He took off his shoes, threw the briefcase aside, and pulled his tie a few times. , fell headlong on the sofa and remained motionless, it seemed that if he was a few seconds later, he would have fallen asleep directly on the aisle.

At this moment, the phone rang. He moved, but he didn't want to answer it. He turned over and tried to pretend he didn't know anything.

After a while, the sound stopped abruptly, but in the next second, there was another overwhelming noise.

He covered his ears, but it didn't work. The ringtone kept echoing in his mind like a magic sound. He got up annoyed, and took out his phone, which displayed: four.

He hastily pressed the answer button.

"Hello! What's the matter with you! It took me a long time to answer the phone!" Qiao Yi's voice came from the phone, full of displeasure.

"What?" Chen Zhi stood up, walked to the fish tank, watched the fish swimming around in the tank, and asked, "What happened again?"

"Come out, drink with me in the blue night."

Chen Zhi paused, turned around and walked out, "Okay, wait for me, I'll be there in ten minutes."

"Okay, then hurry up, I'm really annoying today." He was really not very happy when he heard the voice.

Chen Zhi rubbed his temples, he was too tired to move after a day of surgery, but after hearing Qiao Yi's voice, he still took the keys and went out without even having time to change his clothes.

When it was Lan Ye, he walked to the place where they were used to staying, the table was already full of wine bottles, Qiao Yi cocked his feet, his face was flushed, and he was babbling without knowing what he was talking about. He frowned, walked forward, and said in a low voice, "Why do you drink so much?"

"You...you are here! Come, come and sit down, what do you want to drink, I invite you today!!"

"You drink too much."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Qiao Yi yelled with his tongue out, and he waved his hands, "Do you think I'm sick after all! I let him fuck me everywhere, and he kicked my nose and face!"

Chen Zhi sat aside, and when he heard Qiao Yi's tone, he immediately understood in his heart that it must have something to do with Song Bai. He took out a cigarette, lit it, and couldn't see his expression clearly in the dim light. , I heard him ask faintly: "What happened to him?"

"Secondly, let's say it in good conscience. I'm not good enough for him, Song Bai?! Those in front and behind me are afraid that he won't have enough to eat and wear warm clothes, so they try to make up for him every day. Talk back, what is he dissatisfied with! He really thinks of himself as a king! Guess what he told me today? He said he didn't want to sleep with me, he despised me!"

Chen Zhi puffed out his cigarette, his expression remained unchanged, and said, "What did you do to tell you that?"

"I... what can I do! She is my wife, what else can I do? The fucking old man has been working hard for him all day long. He is more filial than serving his parents. Isn't it sweet? ?"

Chen Zhi can imagine the "sweetness" that Qiao Yi said. With Song Bai's awkward appearance, Qiao Yi is like a wild beast with desires and dissatisfaction all day long. He probably sleeps with him, and he will not have a safe day. He sighed and said earnestly: "You should also pay attention. If you have been careful, you can't do that thing every day."

"I really want to! Are you fucking looking at him?!" As soon as Qiao Yi said this, he almost jumped up in anxiety. He gritted his teeth, and his staring eyes almost jumped out. Zhidao: "Do you know how long he hasn't let me touch?"

Chen Zhi raised his eyebrows.

He gestured for seven, and exhaled fiercely, "Seven days! Keep me out of the room for seven fucking days!"

"Are you sure you didn't do anything too extreme?"

"How can it be too much! Do you think I am willing to beat him and scold him? With his bad temper, I can't even speak harshly. I dare not say a word of foul language in front of him. What else does he want? ! Didn’t you just take him home some time ago and tell his parents that he is my wife? He’s just worried about me!”

"He came out?"

"I told you." Qiao Yi poured another glass of wine, "Isn't it true that his parents also recognized him? Why is he still angry, and no one said anything about him, making it seem like I can't see him."

"It's a bit too hasty, and you know how awkward he is."

"I'm not in a hurry. With his temperament, this matter will always be dragged on. It's better not to do it all the time. I originally planned to find a time to let him and his parents confess about him. Now I'm afraid it will turn yellow again."

"This is his business, let him think about it for himself, you are so anxious about other people's affairs, why don't you think about what your father will tell you, he is only your son, you really plan to never get married for the rest of your life."

With a slap, Qiao Yi kicked the table suddenly, and the wine bottles on it rolled down. He blushed and shouted with thick neck, "Why don't I get married anymore! Ah Bai and I... in a while Get married when the time is right! He...he wants the child to be born by himself, why the hell does he have to give birth to me. "

Chen Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he stubbed out the cigarette, fell on the sofa, his head was a little heavy, watching Qiao Yi go crazy with alcohol, he drank too much tonight, he's just a chatterbox, it's impossible not to let him have a good time, He stood up and began to call: "You guys are really not brothers, don't think I don't know that you are all laughing at me behind my back, saying that I wash my hands and make soup, and follow him like a little daughter-in-law. As long as he is happy, can you control it? Oh... The problem is that I have done this, and I am still disgusted by him! I think he is in the blessing and does not know the blessing, so I decided! I want to leave Run away from home!"

Chen Zhi almost fell off the sofa, he asked uncertainly: "What did you just say?"

"Run away from home! I want him to know that he can't live without me. Unless he apologizes to me and makes me more obedient, I won't go back!"

Chen Zhi didn't want to hit him, but in fact...

"Are you sure? What if you really can't go back after leaving? I don't think he is the kind of person who would apologize to you for this kind of thing."

"I..." Qiao Yi blinked, as if he was really thinking about this problem, probably because he drank too much alcohol, his IQ was negative, and shouted with a stiff neck: "I'm sure! I decided to give him some color! "

At this moment, Qiao Yi's cell phone on the table rang. He was lying on the sofa, but motionless, and turned over in a daze. Chen Zhi had no choice but to go over, and Song Bai's photo kept flashing.

Chen Zhi looked at Qiao Yi and picked it up.

"He drank too much."

"Oh." Song Bai's voice was lukewarm, and after a while, he said, "It's okay, that's it."

"Wait!" Chen Zhi hurriedly yelled, "You...would you like to come pick him up, he can't drive."

"Let him fight."

"He's unconscious now." As soon as Chen Zhi finished speaking, Qiao Yi suddenly sat up. He stared and shouted, "Who! Is it Ah Bai?!"

"He's awake?"

"Unconsciousness."

Song Bai hesitated for a while, "Where are you now?"

Chen Zhi said the address, hung up the phone at the place where Song Baiyue met, sat next to Qiao Yi, and saw him stupidly looking at the crowd writhing wildly on the dance floor, came over for a while, turned his head and asked Chen Zhi: " Let me tell you, this matter is not over, I have made up my mind this time! No one should persuade me, if he doesn't apologize to me, I won't go back no matter what!"

"Forget it, you." Chen Zhi smoked another cigarette, "I've already asked him to pick you up, don't talk nonsense just because you drank too much wine, tomorrow you wake up and come to fight with me again, Say I won't stop you."

"Who...who made a fuss with you!" Qiao Yi smacked his tongue, but Chen Zhi ignored him and let him read for a long time, all talking about Song Bai, who is too picky about what he eats, and what smells fishy No, no medicine smell, too oily, too bland, too picky eaters, never touch anything with ginger, once he secretly added a little ginger juice, it had no taste at all, he If he could eat it, he threw away the things on the spot. He didn't give him a good face all day. Qiao Yi was hit and miss, that's why he walked up and down like this, like a daughter-in-law who has been bullied by a wicked mother-in-law for half her life. Feeling dry, he grabbed a bottle of wine and drank it down, Chen Zhi didn't even have time to stop it.

Later when Song Bai arrived, Chen Zhi went out to pick him up and told Qiao Yi to stay there obediently, but he didn't expect that when the two of them came in, they saw him gnawing on a boy.

Song Bai's face turned half black on the spot. He stood aside, watching Qiao Yi pressing on top of him motionlessly, his hand stuck into the boy's clothes. It's all itchy.

When Chen Zhi saw it, his head grew dizzy. He hurried over and kicked Qiao Yi, and said in a low voice, "What the hell are you doing!"

After being kicked like this, Qiao Yi jumped up, "Easy!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Song Bai at a glance. He blinked, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and then asked, "Did I drink too much? Why did I see Ah Bai?"

"Why don't you just drink to death!" Chen Zhi gritted his teeth. What kind of conflict did the two of them have at this moment? It looked like someone from a bar, maybe they knew about Qiao Yi and ran over by himself. Qiao Yi was drunk now and abstained for a few days, the whole sperm was on his head, and he couldn't provoke him at all. Now he only needs a little With careful thinking, he could hook up, but he didn't expect to be caught by Song Bai.

Song Bai sneered, unable to detect any emotion, he said flatly: "It's okay, you continue, after all you have endured it for a while, I won't stop you."

Qiao Yi blinked and tilted his head as if thinking about the meaning of this sentence.

Chen Zhi hastily explained: "He drank too much and doesn't know anything."

"Knowing how to make love to someone without knowing anything?" He folded his arms around his chest, "Very well, anyway, I'm tired of playing this game, so it's really fanciful to talk about living a good life."

"Don't be in a hurry..."

"I'm not in a hurry, how could I be in a hurry, I'm happy to see it come to fruition, let him get away from here, it's annoying to see." Song Bai shook his hands, snorted coldly, turned around and was about to leave, at this moment, Qiao Yi suddenly reacted and yelled: "Let's go, whoever doesn't go will be the grandson! Damn I spoil you too much, that's why I let you ride everything on my head, Abai, let me tell you Ah, not to mention that I have been with you for such a long time and have never cheated, even if I did, you forced me to do so! Whose wife would never let me touch you, I am a normal man! After such a long period of time, I can only I can't eat it, is it reasonable?"

"So?" Song Bai stopped, turned around and looked at Qiao Yi, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, "What do you mean?"

"What's the point! You don't have the right to yell at me, I'm your man! It's fine if you don't give me face at home, and you don't give me face outside. Do you know what other people think of me? I'm good enough for you, don't push yourself too far! If you don't apologize to me today, wash yourself, take off your clothes and wait on the bed for me to fuck you, I won't..."

"Then... no, it's gone." Before Qiao Yi could finish speaking, Song Bai turned around and left.

Chen Zhi patted his head with a headache, looking at Qiao Yi who was standing there stupidly, his first reaction was - don't think about going to work tomorrow!

The author has something to say: Xiao Qiao drank too much, this bastard completely annoyed Ah Bai, so...

Small Theater 41

Song Bai gave a make-up lesson to Zheng Taijun who was on summer vacation, when he talked about multi-digit addition and subtraction.

Song Bai: For multi-digit subtraction, when the lower digits are not enough to subtract, borrow from the higher digits.

Zhengtai: What if the high digits are not borrowed?

Song Bai: ...

Small Theater 42

One day, Qi Yun received a call and asked him to go to the Academic Affairs Office to pick up someone. The reason was that some boys in his class had verbal friction with someone in a restaurant, and then they got into a fight.

When Qi Yun received people, he saw that everyone was beaten up with bruises and swollen faces, and followed him with his head down, without saying a word.

Qi Yun sneered: If you want to fight, you pick the one who wins the fight. If you are beaten like this, I am too embarrassed to come here and lead others.

student:……

Small Theater 43

When Qiao Yi was in college, he had to queue in the cafeteria to get hot water. A girl waited for a long time and finally it was her turn, but she couldn't unscrew the lid at a critical moment. She turned her head and smiled shyly at Qiao Yi: " Sorry, I can't unscrew..."

Qiao Yi raised her eyebrows, and said calmly: "Oh, that's okay, you can turn it aside first, I'll hit first."

Girl: ...