Rebirth of Inescapable

Qiao Yi: The hero of "Rebirth: No Escape", CP Song Bai, the representative of Gao Fushuai, the prince of the princeling party in the capital!

Cheng Juan: The hero of "The Young Doctor Su He", CP Su He, the representative of Gao Fu Shuai, the prince of the underworld in Southeast Asia!

Pei Xin: The hero of "One Marriage, Two Systems", CP Su Li, the representative of Gao Fu Shuai, the prince of the capital...

If these three identities and backgrounds are so close, even people with similar names meet, so... the following things happened.

On a certain day in a certain year, Qiao Yi first met Cheng Juan, and they were all bragging about their daughter-in-law.

Qiao Yi: My Abai looks so good, white and beautiful.

Cheng Juan: What's wrong with my Ah Xuan?Lively and fragrant classical beauty.

Qiao Yi: My Abai is gentle, kind and considerate, he is very docile to me.

Cheng Juan: Are you sure what you said is not ironic?

Qiao Yi: Of course it's the truth. Anyone like your monk simply doesn't have a sense of humor. I think it's hard for you to even fall in love with him!

Cheng Juan (slightly angry): Where, Ah Xuan is still young, I still have a long time, he will get used to it slowly, after all, it is the first time, I have the patience to wait, unlike someone... eh?How many people did he have before you?Oh oh, I remembered, he seems to be that or something, MB or...

Qiao Yi (with blue veins popping out): From what you said, it wasn’t him before that. I was the only one in my Abai family from the beginning to the end. Everyone knows that he died once, but in the end God gave me another chance , see, now that we are together, it can be seen that we are indeed a match made in heaven!Who is like someone who doesn't dare to admit that he likes him, who pretends that he is just repaying his favor, who doesn't even have the courage to love... Humph.

Cheng Juan (stares): I heard that the person surnamed Qi seems to have committed suicide. Why did he commit suicide?It seems that someone did something that shouldn't be done, and I hate that person... Tsk tsk tsk, this is quite a crack, look at us, Ah Xuan, we can meet each other even after thousands of years, this shows what?This is a match made in heaven! (satisfied expression)

Qiao Yi (clenching fists): A match made in heaven?Hey, don't deceive yourself, everyone knows that your little monk has run away, and it seems that he doesn't like being with you very much.

Cheng Juan: What is Ah Xuan running once? I don’t even look at that Qi. You have run several times since you found him. He committed suicide, got into a car accident, and jumped into the sea. Which time he almost died, I think. He was probably forced by you to be with you!

Qiao Yi: We call it a long journey. In the end, he has not come back. Your little monk has not been found yet. I think you are just jealous!

Cheng Juan: Jealousy?What are you jealous of?Serve that little boy like you serve your parents every day?If he snorts, you will tremble with fright!

Qiao Yi: Look, why does this taste so sour, I am happy to serve my daughter-in-law, can't I?If you want to serve you, you need someone to serve you. I think you should find the person first, and then talk about it. Maybe he has his eyes on someone right now and throws you aside.

With a click, only the sound of the bullet being loaded, Cheng Juan pointed a gun at Qiao Yi, and Qiao Yi was not to be outdone, the gun in his hand was already aimed at Cheng Juan's waist.

Cheng Juan: You are courting death.

Qiao Yi: How do you know.

Cheng Juan: Do you know who I am?

Qiao Yi: Isn't he just a hooligan?How amazing.

Cheng Juan: Very good, you won't cry until you see the coffin!

Qiao Yi: Try it out.

Looking at each other... three seconds later.

Click, there was another sound, the two turned their heads sideways, and a tall man walked over with a flamboyant face, with a submachine gun in his hand...

Pei Xin: Want to fight?Count me in.

Cheng Juan, Qiao Yi: Get out!The world of danmei, come here and make trouble with romance!

Look at each other.

Cheng Juan, Qiao Yi: Damn, don't say the same thing as me!

Pei Xin: You two have such a good relationship.

Cheng Juan and Qiao Yi: Shit!Who has a good relationship with him!It took eight lifetimes of bad luck for me to meet him!

Pei Xin: Men build friendships with fists... They're all the same mother, and it's rare for me to drop by. What were you arguing about just now?

Cheng Juan, Qiao Yi: Who has the same mother as him?Just that stepmother?Not worth mentioning!

Stare again, and continue to say: Damn, can you stop syncing with me!

Queen (appearing suddenly): Stop acting!return!

Pei Xin: What's there to argue about? You guys are not normal. I think it's better for my family, Ah Li.

Cheng Juan: A woman?

Qiao Yi: Woman!

Pei Xin: I'm in the romance group, so why not find a man?

Cheng Juan, Qiao Yi: Don't come to Danmei after you say it!

Qiao Yi: I hate women, long-winded and troublesome.

Pei Xin: Ah Li is not long-winded, Ah Li is much better than your partner.

Cheng Juan and Qiao Yi pointed their guns at Pei Xin.

Pei Xin (smiling meanly): I'm telling the truth!Who in your family is better than us A Li?Will shoot?Dodge bullets?Not afraid of bombs?Physics genius?She can make an atomic bomb if she has the fucking material!

Qiao Yi (sneering): What is this, your daughter-in-law is proficient in five languages?Familiar with classics from various countries, IQ over [-], graduated from university and took postgraduate entrance examination, has been exposed to antiques since childhood, even if you give a tile, you can tell when it appeared!Ya is an encyclopedia, what is Baidu, is it as strong as artificial intelligence? !

Cheng Juan (smiling triumphantly, waving his hand): You are all weak, what are these? You can recite it by opening your mouth. Think about it, he is a living antique, he is more expensive than you two, he is worth every word, and my family Ah Xuan is kind and cute, and he writes well. He is good at acupuncture, does the genius doctor know, can you compare!

So, the three of them began to brag about their daughter-in-law in eloquence, until finally their mouths were dry, and all three of them with similar tempers were all angry.

Simultaneously: Damn, I think I still killed you guys!

Cheng Juan: I'm fast.

Qiao Yi: I am good at marksmanship.

Pei Xin: I am a submachine gun...

Queen: What will happen to my article if you are all dead?

The three looked at an unscrupulous person and exchanged glances.

You are the one who deserves to be killed the most!

So... this article is over... a non-responsible extra...

THE END