[Comprehensive Myth] Dragon Pet

Chapter 60 Men must tell nasty jokes!

The Monster Clan and Qingqiu Nine-Tails Clan formed an alliance to fight against the Witch Clan together.

The demon emperor Jun led the ten sages of the demon clan to face the enemy's twelve ancestral witches, restraining the main force of the witch clan.Meanwhile, Donghuang Taiyi and the elite soldiers of the Nine-Tailed Clan led by Huyan attacked the tribal armies of the Witch Clan scattered all over the place. Although the Demon Emperor Jun could not gain the upper hand in the frontal battlefield, Donghuang Taiyi and Huyan's assault won a big victory. It boosted the morale of the Yaozu people. Unlike the previous days, the entire Yaozu fell into a state of low morale.

When two armies are at war, morale is extremely important.

Compared with the boosted morale of the monster clan, the witch clan seemed a little weak.

The Twelve Heavens Dusha Great Formation is indeed powerful, but this formation requires the power of the Twelve Ancestral Witches to form the formation.This means that the twelve ancestor witches must fight together and cannot be separated.The demon emperor Jun and the ten great saints of the demon clan restrained the twelve ancestral witches, and no one in the witch clan could contend against Donghuang Taiyi and Huyan.These days, Donghuang Taiyi and Huyan have frequently conquered the tribal army of the Wu tribe. The army of the Wu tribe retreated steadily, the soldiers were weak, and their morale was low.

Heavenly Palace, inside the Demon Emperor's bedroom

The recent success in the battle against the Wu Clan made the expression on Yao Huangjun's face eased a lot, not as tense and gloomy as before.

However, Di Jun knew in his heart that the victory in front of him was only short-lived.If you don't want to find a way to break the Twelve Heavenly Capital Formation of the Witch Clan, I'm afraid the Monster Clan will not be able to defeat the Witch Clan.Moreover, the Nine-tailed Clan is not as reliable as they say.Although I can't figure out what the internal situation of the Nine-Tails Clan is like, the bleak and chilling scene I saw when I went to Qingqiu Mountain that day is still vivid in my memory.

Dijun's eyes darkened, Qingqiu Nine-Tails clan probably didn't have one heart and one mind.

Di Jun wrote before the table, and put the accompanying magic weapon-Xiantian Lingbao Hetu Luoshu on the table.His slender fingers caressed the patterns on the Hetu Luoshu carefully, his jet-black eyes were completely dark, and his gaze was unwavering.Gradually, Di Jun's originally clear eyes became blurred, and suddenly, he seemed to be in a galaxy.In the dark night sky, countless bright stars were twinkling, and Di Jun glanced at the sea of ​​stars that appeared in front of him.Countless stars shone with faint but dazzling light, the reason why the eyes are so full of stars is that they can't be seen or counted.

Di Jun looked dizzy, and he felt as if he was going to get lost in this boundless sea of ​​stars.

After a long time, he closed his eyes and stopped looking at the boundless sea of ​​stars that disturbed his mind.The eyes can't see, but the mind is very clear.He slowly sketched out the sea of ​​stars he saw just now in his inner world, and suddenly a ray of light flashed in the sea of ​​consciousness, a bright light connected the countless stars in front of him together, and outlined a brand new place. Array.

Suddenly, Di Jun opened his eyes.

The Hetu Luoshu placed on the case table is shining faintly

Hua, moved the boundless stars in the sky above the head, countless bright stars converged on the Heavenly Palace, and all poured into the Hetu Luoshu in the Demon Emperor's bedroom.

Demon Emperor Jun lowered his eyes and shouted: "Come on!"

Looking at the servant who obeyed his orders and walked into the bedroom, Di Jun said: "Call Donghuang Taiyi here."

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Kunlun Mountains, Yuxu Palace

Boy Bai He placed Long Ling, Lu Ya, and Hu Li in a courtyard on the south side, and arranged a room for each of them.This was an unexpected surprise for Long Ling, Lu Ya and Hu Li who lived in the dormitory in Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain!

Long Ling said happily: "Great! I can finally sleep in a room by myself, and finally I don't have to hear Hu Li grinding his teeth at night!"

Hu Li, who was grinding his teeth, glared at him unhappily, and said angrily: "You also often turn over at night, smash your mouth, and there is a babbling sound from your mouth! It's so noisy!"

"Who doesn't turn over while sleeping, thank you!" Long Ling turned to look at him and said.

"...Then I'm still changing my teeth!" Hu Li argued.

Long Ling blinked his eyes when he heard this, and asked in a puzzled tone: "Is there any inevitable connection between changing teeth and grinding teeth?"

"..." Hu Li.

Long Ling patted his shoulder with one hand, and said in a heavy tone: "Huli, you are a fox not a mouse, and grinding your teeth is not in your nature. You can mistake your gender, but you can't mistake your race. The gender is wrong , the most is to change the upper and lower positions on the bed. But if the race is wrong, then there will be a big problem!"

"..." Hu Li.

It took a long time to finally digest and understand the meaning of Long Ling's words. Hu Li blushed immediately and cursed bitterly: "Shameless! Nasty!"

Regarding this, Long Ling just smiled, and said with a harmless smile: "Since you know what I mean, then——you are just as shameless and obscene!"

Hearing this, Hu Li turned his head and said disdainfully: "Don't think that I'm as shameless and obscene as you, full of indecency. I'm over 500 years old this year, and I'm not five years old. Naturally, I know what I need to know."

Looking at Hu Li, who looked only twelve or thirteen years old, Long Ling couldn't help but be speechless. The growth period of the prehistoric non-human race is really clumsy. ——A little goblin who looks only twelve or thirteen years old and is actually hundreds of years old tells dirty jokes or something, with a slightly heavy mouth...

Lu Ya and Hu Li were not yet three hundred years old when they were sent to Yuquan Mountain, but now almost three hundred years have passed.Hu Li also grew up from a child of eight or nine years old to a boy of twelve or thirteen years old, Lu Ya also grew into a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, and Long Ling... his appearance didn't change much, but he changed from the original ten-year-old boy. Two or three years old grew into thirteen or fourteen.Pit father ah!This is!In fact, the most deceitful thing is the growth cycle of the Zulong clan...

Just as the conversation between Long Ling and Hu Li was getting more and more crooked, Lu Ya walked past them both with a calm face, and said coldly: "It's half a catty!"

As an excellent prince of the Yao clan who sleeps very well and is well educated, who neither grinds his teeth, turns over, smacks his lips, nor snores at night, Lu Ya has no pressure to despise these two princes who are both princes but have no education that a prince should have. The embarrassing goods. ——Although Hu Li is the young patriarch of the Nine-Tails Clan, the Nine-Tails Clan does not have an emperor who respects the patriarch, so although Hu Li does not have the name of a prince, he is actually a prince.

"..."

"..."

Long Ling and Hu Li were silent together.

After a while, Long Ling glanced at Hu Li with disgust on his face, quickly distanced him from him, and said with disgust: "Sure enough, idiots are contagious, and staying with you for a long time will definitely lower my IQ." , I'd better stay away from you."

"..." Really. Hu Li lying on his gun.

This was the first night Longling and the others spent in Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain after leaving Yuquan Mountain. They separated.

Long Ling slept alone in a large room, lying on a large bed, tossing and turning... unable to sleep.

He was very depressed to find that he probably wasn't used to sleeping alone.In the past, before Lu Ya and Hu Li came to Yuquan Mountain, Long Ling slept alone. He said that he was neither afraid of the dark nor ghosts.But since Lu Ya and Hu Li came, Long Ling got used to having two more people in the sleeping room at night, getting used to chatting with them before going to bed, getting used to falling asleep with their shallow breathing.

Get used to it!What a horrible thing.

Roommate!What a troublesome creature.

In the end, Long Ling closed his eyes and forced himself to slowly fall asleep.

In a daze, when Long Ling was about to fall asleep, suddenly a person got into his bed by himself.

Long Ling was startled, and punched him on the spot.

"It's me!" Lu Ya took his fist and said in a low voice.

"Lu Ya? Why are you here?" Recognizing that it was Lu Ya's voice, Long Ling withdrew his hand and asked in confusion.

"Can't sleep." Lu Ya said lightly, and then asked, "You can't sleep either?"

"... Who, who can't sleep anymore! Don't think that I think like you, brother, I have been sleeping alone since I was born!" Long Ling refused to admit it to the death, it was too shameful!Can't sleep alone at night...

Lu Ya laughed softly after hearing this, and said, "Really?"

"Of course!" Hearing his ambiguous laughter, Long Ling became a little annoyed and yelled, "Don't compare me with you little brat!" Suddenly approaching, resting his head on his shoulder, he whispered: "Do you remember? When I first arrived at Yuquan Mountain, the two of us slept in the same bed."

On the first day Lu Ya came to Yuquan Mountain, Long Ling forced him to live in a room with him. At that time, because he was unprepared, there was only one bed in Long Ling's room, so Long Ling and Lu Ya slept in the same room. on the bed.The next day, Yuding sent Xiao Tong to deliver a new bed, which was placed in Long Ling's room.

"Of course I remember! I will never forget it for the rest of my life! You beat me up as soon as we met, and I will never forget it even if I want to." Long Lingyu said angrily.

"That's because of what you said at the time..."

Long Ling reflected on it. What he said at the time was indeed a little too much. He said that the demon emperor Junyi would never return... It could be said to be a vicious curse.It was good that Lu Ya didn't hack him to death, so Long Ling confessed: "It was my fault at that time, I'm sorry."

Lu Ya waved his hand and said, "I don't blame you, I know you have no malicious intentions."

There was a sudden silence, and after a while, Long Ling whispered to him: "Don't worry, your father will be fine."

"Heh—" Lu Ya chuckled, and said, "Are you comforting me?"

Long Ling lowered his eyes, and said for a long time: "No matter what, I hope you are well. There are some things that we can do nothing to stop. All we can do is to live better and continue their great cause. Lu oppresses you Not alone..."

Suddenly turning over, Lu Ya hugged him.

Long Ling was startled, and silently swallowed the sentence "You carry the expectations of your father and the entire demon clan."

Lu Ya buried his head in his neck and whispered, "I'm not alone, you will be with me, won't you?"

"..." Ah hello!Don't interrupt people casually!Let people finish talking!Look, there is a misunderstanding now!

"Really? Long Ling, you will stay with me, won't you?" Lu Ya hugged him and asked stubbornly.

How can people refuse like this!Long Ling sighed silently, stretched out his arms and hugged him back, and said, "Yes, I will be with you, we are good brothers forever!"

Hearing this, the corners of Lu Ya's lips curled up, revealing a slightly delighted smile, which was hard to see clearly in the darkness.

Lu Ya's head was buried in Long Ling's neck, and his breath sprayed into his neck. The warm breath made Long Ling move his neck uncomfortably.

"Lu Ya, let me go, you don't feel comfortable holding me," Long Ling said.

Hearing this, Lu Ya didn't let go of his hand, but changed the subject and said, "I heard what you said to Hu Li during the day."

Long Ling didn't react, and asked in a daze, "What did I say?"

"It's those words..."

"What words."

"...It's those words on the bed." Lu Ya's voice was a little unnatural.

"..." Long Ling.

For some reason, Long Ling had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Actually... I also know about those things." After a pause, Lu Ya added: "Those things on the bed."

"..." Long Ling thought silently, how did they turn the topic to such an impure place.

After a while of silence, Lu Ya suddenly said, "Long Ling, do you want to try?"

"...try what?"

Lu Ya suddenly bullied him, pushed him down, looked at him with eager light in the burning darkness, and said, "Try it, it is said to be very happy."

"..."

There was a moment of silence, and after a while, "Get lost!"

Then there was a "boom!", the sound of someone being kicked out of bed.

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