I am in love with myself

When Qin Yige posted this v-blog, the entire network was in an uproar, and the enthusiasm of the people who were eating melons could not be stopped even in class.

The teacher said above, and the students flipped through the comments below, and one of them laughed out loud, and the phone was gone.

One farewell and two tears, teacher, can I not invite parents?

After finally waiting until the end of get out of class, students who cannot access the Internet on their computers should go to the students who have Internet.

Qin Yige's v-blog is very lively. Even if Jian Yihu is just an ordinary Internet celebrity, she is completely incomparable to the top streamers, but at any rate, she has hundreds of thousands of fans, and she has gathered a lot of people in one morning. review.

The comments are highly polarized, and a lot of them jump and scold.

[It's been a long time since we've seen each other, what about the schoolboy god?Precision No.1! 】

[The matter of the two sisters is none of your business, what are you meddling with?You still use this kind of obscene means, look at the words you replied, you can say it all with your legs open, it's disgusting! 】

[Just a wsn, the identification is complete. 】

[Is this a rumor?Come and talk about it, can you be sentenced? 】

【D District D District D District D District D District D District D District D District】

[Gan!What the hell? !Apologizing to my sister, but also bullying my sister, is it the reverse? ! 】

There are also those who express their understanding.

【Can you guys talk properly?Everyone has apologized, what else do you want? 】

[That's right, people still know to apologize, did you internet storm Hubao apologize? ! 】

[That younger sister has a problem in the first place. On the first day she transferred to another school, she asked for a V letter. What kind of naive and cute bitch is she?Don't Bilian! 】

[Touch your head, I understand you God Qin, don't pay attention to those sjbs. 】

【Hubao Qinshen lock, I believe in love again~】

[I have a photo of the blogger here, take a look!Really school grass!Really academic master!What a god!Soap link]

Of course, there are also those who seriously analyze the incident.

[Don't you think this is weird?That forum is an anonymous forum, why would the blogger steal Jian Yihu's account? 】

Soon, people responded one after another.

【Calcium deficiency in the brain needs to be supplemented quickly, such a simple truth is beyond comprehension, is your mobile phone like a brick? 】

[Speak civilized upstairs, the rules of each forum are different, and it's normal for people not to know.

The landlord, let me explain to you. Forums generally have an anti-splash mechanism. There is a time limit between two replies on the same account, which is about 30 seconds, and there is also a limit on the number of replies per hour. Stolen account. 】

This question has been passed, and a new question has been raised.

[I'm thinking about conspiracy theory, isn't Jian Yihu's younger sister's v-bo account registration a bit too timely?I just registered during the day, and got @@ in an accident at night. Is this because I want to be famous and crazy? 】

Someone replied below.

【I think so!I just took a look at it just now, and her fans have already increased by several hundred. Although there are not many, she is a new account. She has increased so much without posting a single v-blog overnight, which is almost like riding a rocket launcher. 】

【Agreed!I think it's not true that she wants Qin Shenv to believe her, but it's true that she wants to catch her sister's popularity soaring! 】

[I actually think that she was really lustful and wanted to hook up with bloggers, but after she found out that she could catch her sister's popularity, she registered a v blog account, that @o烟雨舟o was just a gun, and she made fun of it Do not know at all. 】

[I don’t think so, I’m a student of Weicheng Second Foreign Language School, that @o烟雨舟o is very fresh, and also a transfer student. On the first day of transfer, I invited the school leader from the Provincial Satellite TV, @林东省新闻卫视, yesterday She was the one who stabbed the late high school girl's sneak shot incident. Originally, the school wanted to suppress it. I don't think @o烟雨舟o would be stupid enough to be used as a weapon. 】

[I also think that before Jian Yihu posted a blog saying that her sister is from a small county, her mobile phone is an old phone left over from her father, and she can't surf the Internet at all, and that her sister has never played v-bo?Since she has no idea about v blogs, why would she think of opening v blogs to get fans? 】

[You don't understand the one upstairs, do you?Using an elderly phone can only show that her family is poor, but it doesn’t mean she can’t find out about it from other channels. Girls in small places play like crazy. Maybe she looks like an elderly phone, and the little boyfriend behind her is giving a smart phone, even if she doesn’t give it away, It's okay to play with your boyfriend, right? 】

[Also said that I don't understand, it's you who I don't understand!Have you ever stayed in a small county town?Do you think it is really a city if it hangs the word "city"?Some poor counties are not as good as a rich village!Give your boyfriend a smartphone, do you think everyone is like your puppy love? 】

[I am from a poor country, and I have the most right to speak. The county seat is no better than a first-tier big city. Do you know how much effort they have to put in to get into high school and pk out how many peers?Especially in key high schools, the students can't wait to study all day long, and they want to go to a big city to change their fate. If people don't use the Internet, they really don't. 】

[Okay, stop arguing, @o烟雨舟o posted a blog, go check it out! 】

An Mu had guessed a lot about the reaction on the Internet. Taking advantage of Jian Yihu's inconvenience at school to solicit comments from fans, An Mu posted a v blog to set the overall situation first.

【#必忆美女儿#】About Jane Yixi’s v-bo account @l林江别l, I applied for her. The reason why I applied for her was because I was confused about her being assigned to a pending class [video link on the second floor of the restaurant] ], which is convenient for Jian Yixi to post the results. The results will be announced at noon, so stay tuned. @见坊湖Erin; @少年秦Lake; @威坊第二外语学校; #秀思湖#

If An Mu didn't mention it, the big guys really forgot about it. Jian Yihu was being comforted by two well-connected people. Hearing about An Mu's v blog, he killed An Mu directly.

"What do I mean by you? You don't feel comfortable if you don't pick things up for a day, right? Did you feel good when you pissed off the school leaders yesterday? Today, you want to sacrifice our Jane to the sky?!"

"There are a bunch of blind people on the Internet, I think you are the one who wants to become famous the most, right?!"

An Mu pressed the black screen on the phone, looked up at the two of them, and then glanced around and landed on Jian Yihu, who was lying on the desk pretending to be poor not far away.

"Although I said that it depends on the results, I didn't say that I should post the results. It is Jian Yihu who said to post the results on vbo. If you have any questions, please contact me directly. I am not a free customer service, and I am not responsible for reception."

Jian Yihu's shoulders visibly shook, as if she was crying, and the two girls immediately went over to comfort her. It didn't matter whether they were really distressed or not, but it looked like that anyway, and they caressed their arms and swayed their backs.

Jian Yihu cried out of anger. She is not a fool. In just one day, An Mu did things one after another. Which one was not quick and ruthless?

The exposing of sneak shots was one thing, and the forum incident was another. It is obvious that An Mu is confident in the exam now. If Jian Yixi really gets a high score in the exam, where will she put her face?

Most importantly, An Mu specifically @school, what does she want to do?Could it be that she is really planning to confront the school leader to find out who put Jian Yixi into the waiting class?

The school may ignore An Mu, but it may also tell the truth and blame her parents. Her parents sent Jian Yixi to the waiting class at her instigation. If she gets caught, the consequences... She dare not think about the consequences.

With such a big event happening on the forum last night, she forgot about posting her grades. Who would have thought that An Mu would still be thinking about it?Where did she offend An Mu?Why do you have to go with her? !

Or, did An Mu really want to rub her heat?

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case, and Jian Yihu trembled with anger.

Made!If you don't make my old lady feel better, my old lady will never let you get what you want!

Class [-] is busy, why not Class [-]?

Jian Yixi arrived one step earlier than Xie Maomao, and as soon as she sat down, several classmates whispered and looked at her, eager to get close to her, but before she could come, Xie Maomao rushed in, smiling all over her face.

"Big surprise! Look at what this is?!"

Xie Maomao sat down on the stool, put his schoolbag on the table casually, and dangled the beautiful mobile phone with the long-eared rabbit shell.

"I was really lucky yesterday! I lost my phone at some point. You know I can ride a bicycle. If I lose it, it's hard to find. My mother hurriedly made a phone call. It was okay at first." Turned on, then turned off.

You don't know how nervous I was at that time, I was afraid that someone would pick it up and return it to me, I hate student phones to death!

Last night, I took my mother to have an in-depth conversation for half an hour, giving examples, principles, metaphors, comparisons, quotations... In short, I used all available argumentation methods, and finally persuaded my mother to give up the terrible idea of ​​buying me another student computer.

No, my mother returned my little sweetheart to me early in the morning. "

Xie Maomao blissfully rubbed her face against the screen of her phone, her eyes closed like a silky chocolate ad.

"However, there are conditions. My mother said that if I don't get into the top ten in the midterm exam, I will confiscate it."

Happiness was fleeting, and Xie Maomao began to sigh again.

Within two seconds of sighing, Xie Maomao lay on the schoolbag and winked at her.

"I was so excited last night because of the mobile phone. I couldn't sleep and started thinking about it. Guess what I figured out?"

— Definitely not a good thing.

Jian Yixi tidied up the table and said cooperatively: "What?"

The classroom was very noisy, everyone was talking about what happened in the forum last night, Xie Maomao was concentrating on his own side, and didn't pay much attention, afraid of being overheard, he went to Jian Yixi's ear and lowered his voice.

"I can tell you responsibly that An Mu is not only your sister's fan, but also has a crush on your sister!"

"What?" Jian Yixi looked at Xie Maomao dumbfounded, "What are you talking about? Both of them are women."

"What's wrong with the girl?"

As a full-level rotten girl who can see Ji's affection radiantly when handing over the papers at the front and back tables, Xie Maomao thinks that she will never be wrong!

"Let me tell you about Jane Yixi, this love~~ it does not distinguish between gender, age, country and all other external restrictions. It is a clean and pure relationship between two people, without any other mixture. If it is mixed, it is not true love. , understand?"

Jian Yixi suffocated her smile, and returned her with all her might.

"It's not like you didn't see it in the restaurant yesterday. My sister said something, and An Mu said something. No matter how you look at it, it's impossible to like it, okay?"

"You don't understand that, do you? This is called Xiaoxiaoji's love rebellion. She just wants to get your sister's attention in this extreme way. To put it simply, she deliberately bullies the person she likes!"

Say it like it's true.

Jian Yixi said "Oh" perfunctorily. At first, she was worried that Maomao would feel uncomfortable if she didn't get the V letter to thank her. Seeing her eyes glowing now, she felt relieved.

Xie Maomao pinched her chin and turned her head around, looking directly into her eyes in an attempt to imitate psychological hints.

"Don't believe me, what I'm saying is true! Look! My eyes have been honed over thousands of years, let alone sharp eyes. I can see through real and fake CP at a glance! If you don't believe me, let me analyze it with you."

Before Jian Yixi could express his refusal, Xie Maomao had already started broadcasting on the small speaker.

"Look, when you were in the swimming pool, so many girls changed their school uniforms, why did she choose you? In the few conversations you had, did she mention your sister?

Didn't she also say that Lu Yuexin is your sister's black fan who secretly took pictures of you?If she really dissed your sister like she appeared on the surface, why would she care about you?Shouldn't you just stand and watch the joke? "

Jian Yixi couldn't help but said: "He has a good character."

Xie Maomao mopped her cheeks and looked at her, her fleshy face was flattened, and when she spoke, her teeth could easily bite into the soft flesh in her mouth, but this didn't affect her at all.

"Well, even if she yells when she sees an injustice on the road! She has done her best when she reported to the school. As for calling the Provincial Satellite TV again? She doesn't even need to report to the school, isn't it enough to help you block it?

Besides, do you know how much she risked for it?She offended Lao Zhao, even the principal!Change you, do you dare? "

Jian Yixi didn't want to listen to Xie Maomao's nonsense, her cadence and ups and downs were too contagious, and if she continued to analyze it in such a manner, the dead would come alive.

"Stop talking, anyway, I don't believe she likes my sister."

Xie Mao Mao clicked his tongue, "Look, why don't you believe in my professional ability?! How about this, let's test it out. If I'm right, you invite me to drink milk tea with double ingredients for a week, otherwise I invite How are you?"

"Don't fool around."

"How can this be nonsense? You have also seen the situation yesterday. It was full of gunpowder, and they were in the same class. They didn't see each other when they looked up. If An Mu couldn't be guided in time to develop on the correct path of expression , and let her go on like this, your sister will have a grudge with her, don't you want to see that kind of situation?"

"Hi! Don't believe me, I..."

"Fuck!!!"

Before Xie Maomao could finish speaking, a high-pitched voice from the side committee immediately drowned out the noise in the room.

"Look! Qin Yige posted a v-blog! I said that Jian Yihu couldn't do that kind of thing, right? How? How?! Let's see who will argue with me!"

Qin Yige?Jane Yihu?

Xie Maomao immediately froze, quickly pressed the precious mobile phone he just got in the morning, and quickly opened the little red eye app.

Xie Maomao buried her head in eating melons, and even when Lao Hu came in, she couldn't stop her madness. She peeled off the mobile phone case, and the bare mobile phone stood upright behind the pile of textbooks, and continued to eat.

This is the main reason why every student has their own locker, and everyone piles all the textbooks and materials on the table. It is so convenient to do small tricks!

Following vbo all the way, Xie Maomao finally figured out the ins and outs.

An Mu actually exposed Jian Yihu? !

She turned her head and glanced at Xiao Yixi who was serious about reciting vocabulary, thinking about her vow just now, subconsciously touched her face.

hurts a little.

No!Her eyes are professional!She will never admit that she was wrong!

"Shhhh~"

Xie Maomao blew at Jian Yixi, his chubby face trembled a little.

Jian Yixi was dull for two seconds before looking at her.

Xie Maomao clicked on his phone with a look of bitterness and hatred, lowered his voice and said in a milky voice: "Look, am I right? An Mu has already gone down the wrong road and fell off the cliff !"