The actor is a little bitch!

Poor little Xia Tian walked out of the bathroom with a confused expression on his face.

Gu Yan greeted him with a smile: "Hello."

Charlotte stood aside with a heartbroken heart, and wiped the sweat from her forehead in a hurry.

Now he can't wait to kick Gu Huohuo down the stairs!

Or tear Gu Huohuo's face into a big cake!

Or knock Xiaoxia unconscious with a hand knife and hide him and tell him everything is a beautiful dream!

But that's all I can think of...

Or hope that Xiao Xia can't recognize him at all, because Gu Yan's little freshness state is very different from the big devil's state!

But this is not possible.

"AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHe stared at Gu Yan dumbfounded, his little face turned red from the cold!

"Oh, could it be that you are mine..." Gu Yan rubbed his chin in surprise, Bo!like!cicada!wing!of!The lips spit out two words noblely and coldly: "A believer?"

Believers, your sister! ! !

Can you please say fans!Brain fans are fine too!

Charlotte rubbed her temples sadly, feeling that she desperately needed a place to sit.

"My God! Didn't you lie! You are really His Royal Highness the Demon King of the Lucifer band!? I am your faithful believer! I have been since junior high school!" Xia Tian accepted the title of believer very cooperatively!

Charlotte glared at her brother bitterly!

"Well, I'm right." Gu Huohuo scratched his head in embarrassment!He looks like an innocent and shy little guy! "My brother and your brother are very good friends, so the two of us are really destined."

What do you mean by "too good friends", they are clearly not "friends" anymore hehehehe!

Little Charlotte's face was blushing, and her brain circuit was successfully messed up by His Royal Highness the Demon King!

"You play music?" Xia Zhan asked curiously.

"Yeah, I formed a band two years ago, it's not worth mentioning." His Royal Highness the Demon King is very humble!

"What do you mean by 'not worth mentioning'!" Xia Tian retorted very crazily, then pointed to his bedroom and said vigorously: "I adore you so much, I even printed a group photo of you and posted it on the head of the bed! I was also influenced by you when I wanted to learn guitar! Your music is really great!"

Charlotte pulled her hair tearfully!A pair of "=口="-shaped face stared at the completely pink and bubbly Xiaoxia!unspeakable trouble!

Fuck it, stop boasting, okay?You don't even know this guy is a crazy psychopath!

Don't look at him standing in front of you with a normal face now!In fact, his soul is already laughing wildly against the wall, okay? ?

During the next 10 minutes of hellish torture, Charlotte stood aside and watched her dear brother as if possessed by some strange thing, and dragged His Royal Highness the Demon King to visit in his room with extreme fright!There is a picture of His Majesty the Demon King on the wall!The bookshelf is full of video DVDs of every live show!The wallpaper on the desktop of the computer is His Highness the Demon King's evil smile!Turn on Qianqianjing and listen to the playlist full of songs from His Highness the Demon King!

Somebody tell me this is a nightmare...

Charlotte collapsed on the small sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling.

When he came back to his senses, Xia Tian was blushing and begging Gu Huohuo to sign his acoustic guitar!

"Signature? No problem." Gu Yan said gently: "Just write 'His Royal Highness likes my dear Xiaoxia~(づ￣3￣)づ', is that okay?"

Poor little summer is smoking!

"My classmates will envy me to death!" Xia Tian happily kissed the guitar!

Charlotte covered her eyes, unable to bear to look straight at all!

Xia Zhan gave Charlotte a contemptuous look—now you little bastard can finally understand the feeling of his brother turning his elbow outward?

"Speaking of which, we are still alumni. When I was in the first year of junior high school, you were in the third year of junior high school. Later, when you entered high school, you entered the high school directly, so I have known you for a long time! But I never thought that I could be so close Talk!" Xia Tian danced in pajamas without any image: "It's a pity that you dropped out of school not long after you formed the band..."

Fuck, it turned out to be a school! ?

Speaking of which, Gu Feng also said that his hometown is here.

No wonder Gu Huohuo was able to recognize him even though he was so different from the one on the poster.

Charlotte turned into a dead leaf in the wind...

"...How about we talk about something else?" Gu Yan's expression suddenly became very unnatural!

"Okay, let's not talk about the band. Actually, I have never understood why you dropped out of school so suddenly. Everyone said that it was because your hair was too long and you refused to cut it short. As a result, you were forced to press on the table by the principal and the physical education teacher. I shaved my head bald, so I dropped out of school because I felt ashamed..." The cute little Xia Tian blinked and looked at Gu Yan with an innocent expression.

"Hello..." Gu Huohuo's smile froze.

A thick crack appeared in the demon king's protective barrier!

Fuck you, please say "bald head"!There is a difference between bald and bald!How could this demon king be bald with his mysterious and evil spirit! ?Bad review!It is absolutely necessary to form a group to review bad reviews! ! !

(Turn the table!!!) (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Ha-ha-ha-hahahahaha!" Charlotte patted her thigh and laughed wildly!Fiercely fire waves of love & peace towards the crack in the barrier of the Demon King!

Although paralysis doesn't really feel funny, but you have to laugh so loudly, okay? ?

As the golden chrysanthemum award winning actor, you must have a high professional standard at the critical moment!

Use the power of love and smile to dispel the devil's evil rule!That's how it's done in the anime!

Charlotte rolled to the ground laughing! ! !

Xia Zhan was also infected by the joyful atmosphere, and laughed out loud!

"But I think you are still handsome even if you are bald! And I think you are so powerful, you will definitely not drop out of school because of such a small thing!" Xia Tian clenched his fists, his eyes flashed with a firm light of defending his idol to the death! "I remember one time when I was in physical education class and saw you climbing over the wall, I accidentally hooked my pants on the sharp cone of the fence. I wanted to go over to help you, but I didn't expect you to jump down by yourself, not only your pants were ripped Badly exposed most of his buttocks and his face was covered in blood!"

Fuck this meme is so good!

Screenwriter Xia, who has a very professional ethics, has not forgotten his final assignment script while rolling with laughter!

This paragraph must be used in the script!

Let "Mr. A who loves to play basketball" break his leg because of this reason, it will be very stupid, cute and hilarious!

Gu Huohuo must be invited as a special guest to watch the movie after the filming, okay? ?

Then, after the scrolling of the final cast and crew name list, it is indicated in bold red font that the XX plot is based on life, okay? ?

It couldn't be better!

"But even if it's so embarrassing, you still came to school the next day! So I feel that you must be a person with a very strong heart! From that day on, I admire you even more!" Xia Tian said very excited!The voice is trembling slightly!

That's because the devil thought no one would see it!Fuck, I thought no one saw it for so many years!Don't think that you can talk nonsense just because you are cute!Don't try to use such a bad way to attract the attention of the devil!This devil will never fall in love with you! ! !Absolutely no! ! !

(Turning the table frantically!!!) (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻Although every sentence seems to be intentional, Xia Tian’s innocent and romantic expression makes people really feel The way is to turn over and press him on the bed and cover his mouth with a pillow!

So soft and harmless!Just as cute as a bunny!

As a result, Gu Huohuo's face turned green!

"That's why I absolutely don't believe in dropping out of school just because I was shaved bald in front of the whole class!" Xia Tian's eyes turned red! "You must have resolutely dropped out of school to pursue your music dream!"

"Actually, did you do it on purpose..." the poor Demon King asked weakly while holding his forehead.

But meeting his idol for many years face to face really makes Xiao Xia too cold!So this unpleasant question was properly shielded by Xia Tian's natural black protective barrier!

"Speaking of which, I regret that I didn't go to help you when you were hung on the fence, because it was the only chance to talk to you. Usually, I follow you far away and never dare to go over. Talking to you... Ah, I remember another time! You were walking in an alley after school, and a cat fell from a tree and caught your..."

"What are you guys talking about?" Gu Feng had been waiting downstairs for a long time, and it was really worrying for the mentally ill brother to use the bathroom as an excuse to go upstairs!

Moreover, little Charlotte's miserable laughter could be heard from upstairs from time to time.

Yes, grinning!

So I can't calm down if I don't come up to take a look. What if the soft and cute little Charlotte is bullied by her younger brother?

"Brother! Hey!" Gu Huohuo rushed over with tears in his eyes and fell into his brother's firm and reliable arms!The scene is very touching! "Someone bullied me!"

"...Who is it?" Gu Feng shivered, thinking that his younger brother had come up with some new trick to trick him, so he hurriedly took a step back.

This action made Gu Huohuo almost fall to the ground!

Fortunately, I didn't lie down!

Otherwise, it will be bloody again!

And it is in front of Xia Tian again!

"He!" Gu Huohuo didn't care about the idol aura anymore!Unscrupulously pointing at Xia Tian!

"Little genius didn't bully you." Charlotte got up from the ground, and her face became serious in a second!

Gu Feng 囧囧 looked at the little rabbit Xia Xia who was wearing pajamas and sitting cross-legged on the bed with an innocent face!

Look at his cute and effervescent daughter-in-law again!

Look at the brother who looks like a monster in his arms...

So Gu Feng resolutely judged: Thousands of mistakes, everything is the fault of the younger brother!

"How could he bully you, stop making trouble." After finishing speaking, Gu Feng lowered his voice and smiled and whispered next to Gu Yan's ear: "If you make trouble again and come home, I will beat you."

"Hey!" Gu Huo's delicate body trembled!Then in despair, he pushed away his eccentric elder brother, leaned on the wall and went downstairs, wanting to be alone for a while!

"Don't you want to go to the bathroom?" The unknown Xia ran over to grab Gu Yan, just now because Brother Xialuo went crazy, His Royal Highness the Demon King couldn't go to the bathroom, I'm so sorry!

"I don't want to go, thank you." Gu Yan forced a smile with difficulty, trying to maintain the last bit of dignity of His Highness the Demon King!

"But holding it in all the time is not good for your health, it may cause habitual constipation." Xiao Xiaxia said worriedly, worried about the idol's health problems.

His Highness the Demon King will not be constipated~ Thank you, dear Xiao Xia, for your concern~

(Kiss! Chirp~!) (づ￣3￣)づ"

——Even if you say it in such a relaxed and joking tone, you are just as stupid as you are! ?

"It's really unnecessary..." Gu Huohuo gritted his teeth and said.

"So it's holding back? That's really too bad." Xiao Xia worriedly held his little face.

This dead child definitely did it on purpose, this demon king has already lost his qualifications in the world...

(Tears streaming down my face!) (PД.q?)

There are some words in this world that absolutely should not appear in the thinking of patients with severe secondary symptoms... such as "bald"!For example, "I fell with blood on my face"!For example, "most of the buttocks are exposed"!Like "constipation"!For example, "hold back"!

So His Royal Highness, the mysterious and evil demon king, stared at Xiao Xiaxia, and his eyes turned red silently!

His Royal Highness the Demon King cried from the natural black air! ! !