The actor is a little bitch!

Xia Zhan was startled.

Isn't the role of this guy the boss of the underworld?

You went to the wrong set, you bastard!

"Come here to supervise your sister's work?" Xia Zhan pulled out the cigarette from Chen Zihao's mouth, cutting off the source of the poisonous gas.

How nice it is to have time to go to jail!

Or go start some gang fights and get hit by stray bullets!

No matter how bad it is, you should hold two watermelon knives and chop all the way from Penglai East Road to Nantianmen, and then blood splatter the fruit stand!

This is the daily life of the underworld boss.

Chen Zihao really lowered the level of the world's underworld bosses!

"I'm your second uncle's partner." Chen Zihao lit another cigarette slowly, with a smile in his eyes. "It's your half-boss now, so you'd better be polite."

Xia Zhan suddenly remembered the phone call that his second uncle answered during dinner.

He knew that Chen Zihao had some grievances with his father because of his self-establishment back then, but this didn't seem to affect the second uncle's cooperation with him, it was too bad!

"I'd like to politely send you out!" Xia Zhan opened the door and pointed outside.

So Chen Zihao kicked the door shut for the second time!

How violent and rude!

No wonder the beautiful boy doesn't like him.

"Don't make trouble, my patience is limited. A group of workers came yesterday, and now the accommodation is tight, and there is no decent hotel nearby, so I just stayed here." Chen Zihao turned around and glanced at the single bed in the room, and said, "I will Will send them a rollaway bed."

Xia Zhan gritted his teeth and stood at the door, completely blown away!

Although the uncle has old cold legs, arthritis, high blood pressure, diabetes and many other problems, Xia Zhan still can't beat him!

At this time, Chen Zihao had already taken off his shirt and walked into the bathroom, as if he was about to take a shower.

Especially not treating myself as an outsider!

Xia Zhan pulled his gaze back from Chen Zihao's broad-shouldered waist, slender-legged back, and sat down on the single bed, frantically browsing the forums with his mobile phone!

At this time, only the pink bubble girl love seminar can soothe the painful soul of Miaochan!

Quickly chasing the beautiful boy is the best counterattack against the rival in love!

So Miao Jiang opened the posts in the favorites and studied them silently. The first and second posts were done so-so because Chen Zihao disrupted the situation, and the next few posts seemed to be more difficult.

"The third rule: He will give you a unique nickname, only the two of you know it, and he will call you by your nickname when no one is around."

"Rule [-]: Tell you a bedtime story when you can't sleep, and take you back to your childhood."

"Article [-]: When you are sick or injured, he will throw away everything to concentrate on being with you, chat with you in front of the hospital bed, buy your favorite things to make you happy, and coax you to take the hard medicine."

"Article [-]: Trick you into going to the beach on a romantic summer night, use candles to create a heart shape (you can set off fireworks if possible), then half-kneel at your feet, and put a ring on you , telling you that you are his princess..."

Meow Sauce looked at the phone screen bitterly.

It seems that none of them can be done now...

So Miaojiang returned to the forum, intending to pass the time by reading posts.

At this time, a headline against the heavens caught his attention!

—— "Don't run away with fried hairy kittens - the days of cohabitation with the boss of the underworld (Merry and evil underworld attack x Tsundere and violent fried hair subject)"... I'm so disgusted!What a mess!Nima is also red!

Xia Zhan was embarrassed for a moment, and then opened the post with a perverted psychology of curiosity.

The post tells about a male pig's foot who just graduated from university and accidentally picked up an injured mafia boss in a roadside gutter!

Then the mafia boss, who is handsome and evil with thick legs, lived in the male pig's foot as a matter of course, and fell in love with him madly the moment he saw the male pig's foot!

But the male pig's feet didn't know about it, until this day, the mafia boss came out of the bathroom with only a towel on after taking a shower, deliberately showing off his black, lush, silky and smooth leg hair in front of the male protagonist!

The male pig's feet shyly asked the mafia boss to put on his clothes, but the mafia boss violently pushed the male pig's feet down on the bed, using his leg hair... No!The limbs of the male pig's feet were tied to the bedposts with ropes!Then slapped violently!

"Ugh... ah... your leg hair... stuck to me..." the male pig's feet opened his beautiful eyes full of tears, and moaned in ecstasy!

"Do you like it?" The underworld boss smiled charmingly, and then turned the male pig's feet over!

Wait a minute!Aren't the limbs of the male pig's feet tied to the bedpost?

Also "turned over"!

Did you hear four crackling sounds then?Is this SM invisibly?

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!" Miao Jiang, who was completely obsessed with the plot, was brutally amused!

"... so funny?" Chen Zihao's cold voice came from above.

Xia Zhan was taken aback, slipped his hand, and the phone fell to Chen Zihao's feet!

Xia Zhan bent down to pick it up, then raised his head.

So he beat up and saw Chen Zihao who was only wearing a bath towel around his body.

Whether it's the perfect eight-pack abs, the big dick looming under the towel, the slender and solid legs, or the looming leg hair on the legs, it's all here at a glance!

Fuck, is this going to kill you! ! !

Reminiscent of the plot just now, Chunqing Miaojiang's little face turned red!

"Hmph..." Chen Zihao sneered, sat down next to Xia Zhan, and wiped his hair with another towel.

"Fuck you pervert!" Xia Zhan jumped up quickly and stood up two steps away. Because he suddenly didn't know where to put his eyes, he just stared at the hair on his legs and counted in his heart to calm down!

One leg hair, two leg hairs, three leg hairs...but the heart is still beating a little fast!

"They're all men, what are you afraid of?" Chen Zihao sneered.

"Damn! Talk like you're not gay!" Xia Zhan can't wait to spray a mouthful of old blood on his leg hair!

Just because I'm a man, I'm afraid!

"So you're afraid I'll do something to you?" Chen Zihao tossed off the towel, stood up and stood next to Xia Zhan two steps forward.

"Fart! If you want to do it, I will do it to you!" Mr. Xia, the chief attacker of Wannian, gave a thump in his heart, raised his head slightly and stared ferociously at the uncle who was half a head taller than him.

Chen Zihao's eyes lingered on Xia Zhan's handsome face for a while, then slid all the way down, gliding over the beautifully lined collarbone, the fair neck half covered by slightly long hair, and the muscular but slender man with clothes on. Body……

This awkward and naive little guy likes Xie Yuan?

What can the two of you do together?

Or does this little guy still think he's manly?

"Are you sure? Do you dare to try?" Chen Zihao raised his eyebrows, leaned forward slightly, stopped when the distance between the tips of their noses was only 1cm, and said with a smile: "I am very skilled, I guarantee you will fall in love with me down there."

"Are you fucking trying to fight!?" Xia Zhan rubbed his dispirited red face angrily, then clenched his fists and planned to have a fight with Chen Zihao at any time!

No, it was a punch to Chen Zihao! ! !

Frequent misuse of words recently!Very bad!

"Hehe... Do you know what a kitten looks like when it explodes?" Chen Zihao was silent for a moment, then shook his head and smiled happily. "Same as you now, Kitten Xia."

Fuck, this uncle is Sanlu drinking too much, right?

What Xia kitten, I am a big tiger, hurry up and call me Xia Dahu!

Meow sauce indulged in her fantasy arrogantly.

"Good boy Xia." Seeing that Xia Zhan didn't speak, Chen Zihao reached out and patted Xia Zhan's face contentedly, and walked away to get dressed.

So a damn nickname was born.

It's really a trough!

At this moment, Director Xia, who had just experienced a sad and beautiful parting, had wiped away his tears, and led his team members to form a circle on the basketball court like a real man, discussing the next scene of the literary and artistic film.

"I don't think the emotional impact of this scene is strong enough!" Director Xia pointed at the script in his hand with a serious expression on his face! "Here Mr. B and Mr. A reminisce about their childhood together. It's really not sensational."

"Then what do you think is better?" A group member asked curiously.

Xie Yuan sat on the ground worryingly playing with a leaf, not wanting to hear it at all...

"You should remember your past life!" Director Xia's eyes lit up! "Mr. B will cry and say to Mr. A, 'Actually, I am a bowl of Yangchun noodles that have been cultivated for hundreds of years. You cooked me in X's noodle restaurant hundreds of years ago! But when I am about to be served When I was at the table, you rescued me and enshrined me in front of the god statue, so I had immortal energy...'This is what makes me feel!"

Except for Xie Yuan, the other three team members were instantly astonished!

Damn, is there something wrong with Charlotte's head? - Team member A looked at team member B suspiciously.

I don’t know, it usually looks normal—team member B shook his head regretfully.

Bai Blind looks so handsome, as expected God is fair—team member C rubbed his chin, deeply moved.

"What do you think?" Director Xia asked enthusiastically.

At the moment when the audience was silent and no one dared to answer, a series of thunderous laughter suddenly came from behind Charlotte!

Charlotte looked back seriously, and saw a tall and thin boy leaning his head on the fence, covering his stomach and laughing heart-piercingly!

"What are you laughing at?" Charlotte poked hard on the boy's ribs with her slender fingers.

Which class are you in?Did you know that putting your head against the fence is a dangerous move?

A long, long time ago, there was a ghost that chucked in the pen for two hours.

The boy took a deep breath and turned around, laughing and crying...

"You don't know me anymore?"

"Who knows you?" Charlotte turned her hands away with a stern face, and slightly raised her head to look up at the psychopath in front of her.

which unit are you in?Find your leaders!

Screenwriting is such a serious business, lol!

The boy rubbed his face stiff with laughter, looked at Charlotte, then at Xie Yuan who was sitting on the ground with black lines on his face, smiled and said three words: "I'm hanging out."

Little Charlotte's mood suddenly became very good!

Does this mean that my screenwriter hanged himself?Tsk tsk, what a sight.

So little Charlotte, who was rarely praised in this regard, grinned happily!

Then in the next second, he heard the boy whisper another three words: "Condom."

Charlotte's smile froze on her face!

Fuck, no wonder it looks so familiar!