Holographic online games are unscientific

The five people in the team took turns to grope all over the goblin, not to mention the equipment, even the props and money could not be found.

"Fuck, where's the cheating father?"

Mr. Xia raised his eyes to look at the male sorcerer, turned off the control panel, and said calmly: "I have already reported an error to the GM, it is probably a bug."

"No, it's not necessarily a bug..." Liu Xing touched his chin and lowered his head to think for a while, "Maybe if you kick the morale out of the team before the boss dies, you will get the equipment..."

Right between the ups and downs, red liquid gushed out from the goblin's crotch like a small fountain, and a rod-shaped unknown object made a perfect set of thousand-degree maneuvers in mid-air before landing firmly on the ground. In the hands of Mr. Xia.

The old cow subconsciously covered his crotch, and the male mage exclaimed in a low voice, "Fuck."

Mr. Xia looked at Liu Xing with a smile: "The wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly, what did you say just now? Are you going to kick me?"

Liu Xing laughed three times: "Of course... just kidding. Really, we have cooperated for so long, how can I be willing to abandon you?"

Mr. Xia smiled with satisfaction: "Good brother."

"What happened?"

A strange voice sounded, and everyone looked towards the source of the sound, only to find that there were a lot of onlookers around. At this time, most of them slowly approached them, including tester 017.

"Sacred weapon." Saying that, Mr. Xia threw the thing in his hand at the other party.

The other party hurriedly caught the thing that Mr. Xia threw at him, lowered his head and observed it carefully: "What is this?"

Mr. Xia replied solemnly: "Magic wand."

Confused, the other party handed the things in his hand to the person who came after him to observe, but he couldn't find out why.

"This is a magical magic wand," Mr. Xia explained thoughtfully, "If you have the ambition to be a weapon blacksmith, process it well, and it will definitely become a ferocious artifact."

The male mage finally reacted and burst into laughter unceremoniously. The female mage tugged at his sleeve, signaling him to be restrained, but forgot to cover up his shaking shoulders and upturned corners of his mouth.

"Is this a magician's weapon? A material for a magic wand?"

Boss Xia nodded without blushing, pointed at the male sorcerer and said, "Actually, he is cruel enough now, why don't you try him?"

The face of the male mage instantly turned into a blank sheet of paper, and he looked at the mage holding the artifact in horror.

"Look, it's definitely the biggest weapon of the year, right?" Boss Xia raised his chin, "This thing is too dangerous, put it away quickly."

Hearing this, the other party obediently put the artifact into the backpack, and looked at Mr. Xia hesitantly: "Do you really want to give it to me?"

The five people in the team nodded in varying degrees: "Take it, no one in our team wants to be a weapon blacksmith."

The other party looked at Mr. Xia movedly and said, "Thank you."

……

"Is there anything you want to say?" Mr. Xia waved to tester 017 as a greeting.

Tester 017 was a little depressed. He came here to see their dead bodies, especially after knowing that the boss they were going to fight was a goblin.He had encountered this boss yesterday when he was scanning the pictures. His team was full of people who were close to level [-], and the equipment was not bad.

Their team has two healers, and the pressure is not too great under the attack of group stun. The difficulty lies in the gyro form of the boss.

At the beginning, their positions are relatively concentrated. If they are connected with lines, an arc can be drawn.After playing for a while, they found something was wrong, the whole team was bleeding, and the nurse couldn't nurse at all.So they changed to stand at the front and rear ends of the boss, forming two arcs. The boss could only selectively attack one of the three-person teams, and there was no way to deal a blow to the entire team.

But even so, they failed to overthrow the boss.

But in the same position as the two three-person teams, he found that Mr. Xia and the pastor hadn't lost blood at all.The priest stood at the back at the beginning, just in the position to add blood to the tank, and the team's standing was in the shape of a "J".One of the three people in the front fights against the monster, and the two work together to attract the monster. When the top state appears, they run in opposite directions. Basically, only one of them will lose blood.Only when the female mage occasionally moves slowly, will there be a situation where two people lose blood at the same time.

From the fact that the trio in front of them lost blood during the first spinning top attack, they probably didn't know that the BOSS had this skill, but he couldn't figure it out even after breaking his head, how did they find it in just a few minutes? of coping methods.

"Have you seen our nanny's coquettish appearance?" Tester 017 didn't speak, so Mr. Xia had no choice but to speak.

Hearing this, Liu Xing held his head high, raised his chin extremely arrogantly and coldly, and hummed a single syllable from his nose.

Mr. Xia pretended to be innocent: "Are you envious or jealous?"

"..." Tester 017 became angry and turned to leave.

"Do you want to be together for the evening activities? We happen to be short of one person."

Tester 017 stopped in his tracks, turned around to look at Mr. Xia in surprise, and managed to squeeze out two words after a while: "...Yes?"

"Well, yes," Mr. Xia looked at tester 017 with a smile, "Go ahead and dream."

"..."

After finishing speaking, Mr. Xia turned around refreshed and looked at his teammates: "Beep beep—assemble."

"You are too cruel." The male mage glanced at tester 017, then at the goblin's corpse, and said with deep emotion.

"It's a fool not to take revenge," Mr. Xia raised his hand, and wiped the red liquid that hadn't completely solidified on the old cow's armor, "Shall we scan the picture together?"

The male mage looked at the female mage: "We have scanned the map of the main city."

Mr. Xia followed his advice carefully, "There is more than one BOSS on the map of the main city, have you pushed them all?"

The female mage shook her head honestly: "We just called for someone to beat that spider at the northernmost point, and the group was wiped out."

President Xia strikes while the iron is hot: "Lao Niu is a good boy, and he will never do anything wrong. Even if he does it accidentally, I and Little Xingxing will still be on his shoulders. Where can we find good teammates like us if we miss it?"

After the cooperation just now, whether it is Mr. Xia's judgment and commanding ability, or Liu Xing's familiarity with skills and the correct choice of blood-boosting targets, they are all enough to be classified as "trustworthy teammates".But no matter how tempted he is, the male mage always has a knot in his heart.

The male mage pointed to Little Mo who was not far away and said, "Kick him, and we will scan the pictures with you."

Mr. Xia smiled and said, "Impossible."

"Why? He doesn't even know how to use skills, so why let him occupy a position for nothing?"

"Without him, there will be one less person to flirt with. Besides, he just gave me a salary increase..." Speaking of this, Mr. Xia paused before adding: "Oh, he is indeed Changyou's CEO."

"..." Due to the large amount of information, the male mage suddenly fell into a state of brain shutdown.

As if he heard them discussing himself, Xiao Mo rushed into the crowd at the right time, grabbed the mage robe on Mr. Xia's chest with one hand and asked, "Why don't you tell me that I will faint? You think I will faint?" dead?"

Boss Xia spread his arms and replied helplessly: "Didn't we fight yesterday? I also said it before the fight started."

Xiao Mo frowned dissatisfied: "You have to report to me carefully."

"Okay, I didn't know you were deaf and blind. Be careful next time." After speaking, Mr. Xia showed a kind smile.

"you……"

"Also," Mr. Xia put away his smile, his expression suddenly became a little scary, "let go."

Shocked by Mr. Xia's expression, Xiao Mo subconsciously let go of his hand.

Immediately, Mr. Xia's expression changed from cloudy to sunny, and he touched the top of Xiao Mo's head with a smile: "Good grandson."

"...I will deduct your salary!"

"Good boy! There's progress! I've been able to go from dismissal to withholding salary! Awesome! But when it comes to salary deductions..." Mr. Xia applauded while trying to divert Xiao Mo's attention from himself, "You You should definitely go back and teach those people in the technical department a lesson, they actually hacked your purple outfit away."

Xiao Mo was stunned for a while, and soon jumped into Mr. Xia's trap: "My purple dress?"

"Yeah, I already got the purple shoes in my hand, and they disappeared directly."

Xiao Mo looked at Liu Xing: "Really?"

Liu Xing wanted to pretend that he was busy, and counted the clouds through his backpack, but when he saw that the eyes of the two were still on him from the corner of his eye, he had to give up resistance and nodded with difficulty.

"Okay, deduct half a month's salary from them."

"Boss, are you slowing down, continue to scan pictures to upgrade? You are ready for level [-], and you can go to establish a guild."

Mr. Xia's prompt made Xiao Mo's eyes brighten, and he took the lead to walk forward: "Go."

"Can you stop encouraging him to deduct other people's salary?" Liu Xing followed Xiao Mo's pace and said to Mr. Xia with a headache.

"If you don't deduct other people's salary, let him deduct mine? Besides, I didn't ask him to deduct other people's salary, I just told him to teach them a lesson," Mr. Xia walked nonchalantly, "If he really deducted his Just stupid beep."

"They've always been like that," the old cow scratched his head, explaining to the male mage and female mage following up, "Have you decided to scan pictures with us?"

The female mage smiled and seemed to be in a good mood: "You have good skills, and it's happier to be with you."

"At first I was quite worried about my money, after all, I had a fight with him..." The male mage gave Xiao Mo a pointed look, "But now it seems... If I can't fool him, I just have to Silly beep."

"..."

With the addition of male mages and female mages, their scanning action is almost doubled, not to mention the speed of killing monsters.It's just surprising that they didn't even fight the leader boss, probably because they were afraid of hitting the map boss by mistake.After Mr. Xia took the lead in defeating a leader boss, the huge amount of experience rewards immediately made them red-eyed, and the speed of killing monsters and scanning pictures jumped up a notch.

During this period, in addition to returning to the city regularly to repair equipment, learn skills, and go offline for lunch at noon, and take a break, they have been scanning the map to push the boss. In the evening, they finally came to the northernmost part of the main city map and saw this The last boss on the map that they haven't molested - a big spider with a height of three people.

"Is there anything I should pay attention to?" After Xia Boss asked, he sat down on the ground, took out the red and blue bottles and drank wildly.

The male mage replied: "Single-body dizziness, group immobilization, poison spraying, that's all it seems... Oh, yes, it can also catch people with nets."

"That's all? Can you explain in detail? Didn't you say that your group was wiped out? Is there anything else? Think about it carefully."

Mr. Xia's continuous questions stunned the male mage, and the female mage had no choice but to answer: "It will spray poison after using group fixation. If it's unlucky, the whole team will stand in the poison and lose blood, and the priest can't get it. The dizziness seems to come out randomly, and there will be a notice when people are caught, and the person who is caught will lose 60% of their total blood volume, and they can't take medicine or use skills, it's a bit miserable for a priest to be caught."

"This version sounds like it will be destroyed," Mr. Xia threw away the bottle in his hand, and said to the male mage, "You must have scored very high in the abbreviated essay in primary school."

"..."

"Are you ready? Well, the old cow is going to start monsters... Oh," as if thinking of something, Mr. Xia turned his head to look at Xiao Mo, "Boss, did you hear that? A random single body is dizzy, how much?" How far away do you stand?"

"..." Xiao Mo nodded, walked silently to a rock in the distance and sat down, folded his long legs and hugged his knees, curling himself into a ball.