Holographic online games are unscientific

"The three wriggling creatures in the back, hurry up and follow, and be careful if you don't move, I'm sorry, sir."

Liu Xing's kindly roar made Lao Niu stick out his tongue, and pushed the man Master and Mr. Xia to chase after him.

But no matter how fast or slow they were, they had just finished scanning the level [-] map when they went offline after eleven o'clock, and a large part of them had already been scanned.For the sake of work and to accommodate them, the female mage has already moved her sleep time back by an hour and a half. The men were too embarrassed to see the girl dozing off all the time and refused to let them go offline, so they disbanded the team on the spot , Exited the game after agreeing the online time.

Since I had already slept once, Xia got up early the next morning. After brushing my teeth, washing my face and eating breakfast, it was only after seven o’clock, and there was still a certain distance from the agreed 08:30. I planned in my mind what he should do. While using this time to do something, he sat in the game cabin and logged into the game.

As soon as he got online, he saw Xiaolong sitting on the ground with his short legs stretched out, his tail flicking back and forth boredly, looking really like a puppet.

"Puba!" Sensing someone landing behind it, Xiaolong turned his head and found Mr. Xia.

Mr. Xia squatted down and asked, "What are you doing?"

Xiaolong hurriedly leaned towards Mr. Xia: "I'm waiting for the little monster to pull me out."

Mr. Xia was a little surprised: "One night? Just sit here?"

Xiaolong shook his head: "I have done a lot of things."

Feeling tired from squatting, Mr. Xia simply sat down cross-legged: "Then tell me, what have you done?"

Xiaolong very consciously climbed onto Mr. Xia's lap and sat down: "Counting the stars, singing, chasing fireflies... But it was still boring, so I went to play with the big guy next door. There are a lot of people in the big guy's house." , and the strange man who tried to abduct me that day, after I played with the big guy for a while, he actually ran away with me in his arms, causing me to refresh back here and run to the big guy's house again. "

Mr. Xia probably knew that the strange Shushu Xiaolong mentioned was the president, but he didn't know who the big guy was.

"Who's the big guy?"

"It's just a big toad, uh...it's the kind of boss that Baba you guys would fight." Xiaolong explained with a wrinkled face.

"Huh? Are you playing with the BOSS?" Boss Xia was very surprised. After a moment of silence, he asked again: "...Do you want him to play with you?"

"No, we're playing big toad chasing little monsters," Xiaolong covered his mouth and let out a low voice, "The big guy is too slow, and he doesn't even talk to me when I talk to him, so I can only tell him by burning him." I'm here, burn it a few more times and it will find me. Then come and chase

Me, as a result, all the people in that group died.This game is so exciting, do you want to play it? "

"I think I can understand why that weird Shushu wants to abduct you..."

A pet, being chased by a BOSS that killed almost everyone present, was not only safe and sound, but even sat here talking and laughingly telling him that they were just playing!tour!play!It's not just a divine weapon, it's a divine weapon.

Despite the emotions in his heart, Mr. Xia still said seriously: "I refuse to be played."

"It's really not being played. It's really fun to pull - pull - a big toad chasing a small monster. Let's find a big guy to play together..." The words eager to explain came to an abrupt end, Xiaolong turned his head and moved his ears. , "Oh, Ma Ma, good morning."

"So early?" Liu Xing looked at Mr. Xia and Xiaolong strangely, "Not to mention why my pet appeared without my calling... just tell me what you are talking about that makes your face look so Make it hard."

Mr. Xia raised the corner of his mouth: "Your lung capacity is quite good."

"We're talking about playing games, does Mama want to play too?"

Liu Xing sat next to Mr. Xia and patted Xiaolong's head: "What are you playing? There are also mini-games in this game? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Mr. Xia stretched out two thumbs, and replied seriously: "The big toad chases the little monster, highly recommended! Definitely worth your experience!"

"..."

Although Xiaolong has spared no effort to recommend the fun of this game, the goal of Mr. Xia's team has not changed because of this.It wasn't until after three o'clock in the afternoon that everyone was exhausted, as tired as a dog, and they decided to take a three-hour break, letting those who should eat eat and those who wanted to sleep go to sleep.

Mr. Xia came back full of wine and food, and opened the forum chat with nothing to do, and found that it was full of all kinds of complaints.Indeed, Changyou’s change of the original plan this time not only doubled the workload of the testers, the original one-month workload was compressed to be completed within one week, and it was still on the premise that the contract would be terminated after the work was completed. Some complain.

Since almost all the members of Xia’s sub-team performed well, the only one who was poor was Changyou’s executive director. As long as there were no accidents, the same team could basically continue to work with the same team after layoffs, so the workload increased greatly. , none of them had any special feelings.

Taking advantage of the time when the other four people were off the assembly line to rest, Liu Xing finally had the opportunity to say something to Mr. Xia that he hadn't had time to say.

"Last time you asked me about that, I'll tell you once when they're not here."

"Well, tell me," Mr. Xia pinched Xiaolong's face, "Mama wants to

Tell a secret, you can't tell it if you hear it, you know? "

Xiaolong immediately covered his mouth with his paw and shook his head repeatedly.

"I'm currently working in the technical department of Changyou. Before...someone introduced Xiao Mo to me to help him with planning and development, and then somehow became the role of supporting the prince." Liu Xing smiled wryly, "I It's not that I didn't say anything on purpose, it's just that I'm not easy to speak out when it involves other people's affairs."

"It's nothing, actually, I was going to resign before." Receiving Liu Xing's surprised gaze, Mr. Xia was very calm, "My old lady asked me to resign. I like this job, and now I'm doing it secretly without telling my family... Well, I went to the headquarters when I resigned, and combined reality and the feeling he gave me in the game, it’s actually not difficult to guess why he came to you.”

"Well...their family property is too big, this alone is troublesome enough, coupled with their intricate interpersonal relationship, it is simply a headache. But he didn't tell me about this, and I don't bother to ask .My main task is to help him make this game well, so you must be there, and you will help me to the end, right?"

In the last sentence, Liu Xing asked very carefully.

"I didn't expect you to be so distrustful of our friendship. In fact, we were glued together with 502 by the tofu project?"

Liu Xing laughed and said, "Now I know it's made of concrete and steel bars."

"As long as my family doesn't find out, I will accompany you to the end. However, rather than the reason why he came to you, I want to know the reason why you accepted..." Mr. Xia said while watching Liu Xing's face, "Because Good treatment? Or..."

Liu Xing forced the corners of his mouth to rise: "I don't want to say it, but I don't want to perfuse you either."

"I'll take it as a treatment." Mr. Xia shifted his gaze to the right, looking at Lao Niu who came online behind Liu Xing, "Since the treatment is so good, should you change your expression?"

Liu Xing patted his chest and promised: "Okay, brother, I will treat you to dinner sometime."

Mr. Xia pretended to be pitiful: "Dry rice porridge glutinous rice?"

"...If you have vegetables, can you stop talking like excrement?"

"There are also vegetables in excrement."

"..."

Facts have proved that it is also possible to take a nap in the holographic online game.

After chatting with Liu Xing, facing Lao Niu's questioning, Mr. Xia simply fell down on the lawn behind him, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and left the follow-up to Liu Xing, but he didn't expect that he just wanted to pretend to be asleep and escape He explained that he actually fell asleep in the end, leaving him no time to go offline to eat, so that when he woke up, he was half-starved, and his stomach protested his abuse with non-stop screaming.

Hungry, hungry, still can't slow down the progress of the whole team because of him alone.

So when a random NPC happened to spawn in front of Mr. Xia's team, Mr. Xia was in a hypoglycemic and irritable state.

"Can you follow me?"

Lao Niu scratched his head and asked Liu Xing and Mr. Xia for help: "What kind of NPC is this? A race?"

Liu Xing tilted his head: "Perhaps? Anyway, it's a randomly spawned NPC."

"This shows that we are lucky. It is better to hit the sun than choose the day. Let's do it today," the male mage rubbed his hands, "tell me, what kind of mission is this?"

The opponent held his hands behind his back and looked at the six people arrogantly: "Can you keep up with me?"

The female mage hugged Xiaolong and replied: "This guy is definitely not artificial intelligence, look at this low IQ, don't you think so?"

Xiaolong looked up at the female mage, and then at NOC: "It seems that he is more stupid than the big guy."

"Can you keep up with me?" The NPC grinned and snorted, "If you can't keep up, just tell me, no one will discriminate against you."

Mr. Xia, who had been silent all this time, suddenly raised his head: "I'm not sure if I can keep up with you, but if necessary, I will definitely be able to follow you."

"..."

The male mage patted his chest to comfort himself: "...Do you want to have such a heavy taste?"

"I! Decided! Decided! Agreed!" the NPC gritted his teeth and said every word, pointing his finger at Lao Niu, Mr. Xia, and the other four people one after another, "You two can't keep up with IQ, and the four of you are legs. Short can't keep up."

Liu Xing directly ignored the NPC's personal attacks on them, and analyzed to everyone: "If IQ can't keep up, it's probably giving you a brain teaser, and if the legs can't keep up, it's probably making us catch up with him."

"Tester 003, there are three questions in total, please listen to the question - everyone will want to give me money when they see me, why do I have such charm?"

Mr. Xia replied without thinking, "Because you look like a beggar."

"...wrong answer, the second question—why didn't I hold an umbrella when it rained?"

"People have umbrellas, but you have big heads."

"...Wrong answer, the third question - my grandfather's brother's daughter's aunt's uncle's grandson's uncle who is mine?"

"Your uncle."

"..."