Holographic online games are unscientific

"I suddenly want to ask you a question."

Mr. Xia leaned lazily under a big tree, throwing normal attacks at the dryad one after another.

Liu Xing groaned without turning his head: "Say."

"We've been playing here for more than ten minutes. The purpose is to upgrade, right?" Mr. Xia paused, but didn't wait for an answer, so he had to continue, "What's the use of our upgrade? We're here to test the performance of the game. Bar?"

"Ah..." The dreamer Liu Xing who was awakened by the words turned around and looked at Mr. Xia dumbfounded, "I am used to playing games..."

Mr. Xia walked up to Liu Xing and patted him on the shoulder: "I don't blame you, it's not just a day or two that you can't turn your mind."

"..."

"Then what should the tester do?" Lao Niu immediately became interested when he heard this topic, cleaned up the dryad in front of him, and trotted to Mr. Xia.

"...you don't even know what you want to do, so why are you here?"

Liu Xing's rude question didn't embarrass Lao Niu at all, instead he smiled shyly: "I'm still a student, and the teacher introduced me to come here for an internship after completing all the credits. I always thought that the tester just wanted to change the data. Writing programs or something, who knew that the company asked me to play games, I was very surprised at the time, I can play games and get paid, this job is so beautiful.”

"Are you a computer major?" Mr. Xia asked.

The old cow nodded proudly.

"That means that your technology is not good enough, and there is no way for you to sit directly in the chair of the technical department."

"And this job is not beautiful at all." Liu Xing added, with a complicated face, "It's monotonous and boring, and sometimes you have to do the same thing over and over again just for a little problem, it's really... Now, let’s not talk, follow us and you will always know what you are going to do.”

Although Lao Niu was confused, he still pretended to understand and nodded: "Then where are we going now?"

Mr. Xia replied with a smile: "Run on the map, don't try to stop until your leg breaks."

"Let's go to the right first?" Liu Xing called out the map and found that the route on the far right was the shortest. He started from the entrance of the village and went around a small circle before returning to Xinshou Village.

"why?"

Liu Xing frowned as if remembering some tragic experience: "...it's a long story, but it's unlucky to go with him anyway."

Looking at Mr. Xia who was smiling all over his face, Lao Niu nodded again with half understanding.

It wasn't until they started the real carpet search for bugs that Lao Niu understood the deep meaning of Liu Xing's words - the four of them marched side by side side by side, but this was not an ordinary march along the road The action is to move forward horizontally from both sides of the road until you reach a place where you can no longer move forward, and then move the positions of the four people vertically to continue moving forward. .

When Lao Niu asked why he did this, Liu Xing replied: "Holographic online games are prone to pitfalls."

Mr. Xia also kindly added to him: "If you fall, you will either die or be injured."

Although Lao Niu had already adjusted the pain sensation to 15%, after hearing Liu Xing's reply and Mr. Xia's supplement, he decided to call out the control panel and adjust the pain sensation to 3%.

Although there were no accidents such as falling into the pit on the way, Lao Niu still felt that he was very hard - they walked for a whole hour for a distance of less than 600 meters.

When they finally returned to the entrance of Xinshou Village, the old cow immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be a dead body.

Mr. Xia and Liu Xing got together to study the new skills they had just learned—priests and mages are long-range attack professions. While sweeping the map, the two kept attacking monsters within range, which made them By the time he strolled around and returned to Novice Village, he had already reached level six.

When they discussed their skills and decided to start the next route, the old cow refused to get up from the ground.

"Go again? Let me rest for a while!"

Boss Xia kicked the old cow who looked like a corpse except for the volume: "You are too lacking in exercise, and college students are so pampered now? As a senior, I must exercise you well."

The old cow rolled over and immediately got up, with a doggy smile on his face: "Senior, I have something to say."

"I don't want to bully you on your first day of work, or..." Mr. Xia remembered the phone call with the technical department just now, "Well, let's divide into two teams, one is in charge of scanning pictures, and the other is in charge of Do the main task. You...you can be assigned to the main task group, but there will definitely be work of scanning pictures in the future, I suggest you get used to it as soon as possible."

Lao Niu immediately put on a constipated expression: "Damn it, why don't you go do that cheating main task? Are you cheating on me?"

Mr. Xia let out a "huh" and waited and waited until the desired effect was not achieved.

"……What's wrong?"

"There is no punishment for swearing in this game?"

Lao Niu looked at Mr. Xia speechlessly: "...that's just a homonym."

Mr. Xia called out the control panel without hesitation, and deliberately selected GM007 as the recipient, and typed the following email - suggesting that the punishment system of the game should be more severe, and those who say swear words and homonyms of swear words should be punished .

One minute later, Mr. Xia received an email from GM1——

receive!づ￣3￣)づ

PS: Even if you say it is shameful to be cute, I will continue to be cute! (#o‵ω′o)

PS of PS: I want to be the cutest GM in game history! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Mr. Xia immediately replied to the email: If you have a brain disease, you have to be cured. Don't be reluctant to spend money. How about I lend you ten yuan?

Like last time, the reply emails fell into the sea.

"...Senior integrity?" Lao Niu cautiously called Mr. Xia who was suddenly silent.

"Then tell me what you want to do?" Putting away the control panel, Mr. Xia was in a very happy mood, but made a serious face on purpose, "I'm tired of everything, complaining after taking two steps, and insulting my seniors at work, you Just go offline and go to sleep, that's the most comfortable way."

Lao Niu's face wrinkled, and he begged Liu Xing for help with his pitiful eyes.

But on this point, Liu Xing still agrees with Mr. Xia: "He is right."

"You have three choices right now—first, do the main storyline; second, scan the map; third, leave the team immediately and go solo, so you can do whatever you want, and we have nothing to do with it."

After struggling for nearly 3 minutes, Lao Niu chose the first option with a sad face.While learning a work lesson, he also learned a social and interpersonal lesson - the seniors are so scary...

"As a senior, I will set an example for you. I will be the captain of the scanning team." Mr. Xia smiled maliciously, and Liu Xing was in front of his eyes. Let's go kid."

Liu Xing looked at Mr. Xia with contempt: "No."

As a work partner who has been with him for more than two years, Liu Xing is still very clear about Mr. Xia's bad urine. From the moment he mentioned the four words "main mission", Liu Xing knew what he wanted to do and what he wanted. What kind of effect is it, as the saying goes, "I know what kind of fart you want to fart when you poke your butt up."

Mr. Xia was still smiling: "You refuse so simply, the kid will cry."

"Fart, don't try to betray me," Liu Xing glared at Mr. Xia, then walked to Xiao Mo's side, "Whoever proposes it will go, Xiao Mo and I will scan the picture."

"Why don't you ask Xiao Mo if he wants to go with you?"

Mr. Xia's question caused three eyes to cast their eyes on Xiao Mo who had never spoken.

Xiao Mo immediately opened his mouth when he heard the words, and opened and closed his lips more than ten times, but he didn't utter a single syllable.

The old cow asked dumbfounded: "Is he dumb?"

Xiao Mo frowned, and looked at Lao Niu with an unkind expression.

"...Young boy, don't talk nonsense!" After embarrassingly scolding the innocent old cow, Liu Xing turned his head and asked: "...Xiao Mo, are you talking too loudly?"

Xiao Mo paused for three seconds with a shocked expression on his face, and then began to move his arms in mid-air where there was nothing, probably calling out the control panel to find the volume.

In this game, players can only see their own control panel and cannot see other people's control panels.Therefore, when a person points, knocks and pokes in front of the front inexplicably, please don't look at him with discrimination, otherwise someone will look at you like this one day - excerpted from the game's official system operation introduction.

"It turned out that the volume was turned to the lowest level, so I said how dare you ignore me."

Mr. Xia squinted his eyes, and heard a piece of information that made him a little uncomfortable, but also very interesting.

Mr. Xia's performance made Liu Xing very uneasy, which made him immediately bring the topic back to the main topic: "What do you want to do? Main task or map scanning? My suggestion is..."

"I don't even want to." Xiao Mo interrupted Liu Xing rudely, "I want to establish a guild."

Lao Niu asked curiously: "What is the purpose of establishing a guild now? Our job is not to play games."

Xiao Mo replied confidently: "Prepare for the future."

Mr. Xia rubbed his chin for a while, and then showed a bright smile, although in Liu Xing's view, this smile was no different from a red alert.

"It takes level 30 to establish a guild. Follow me to scan the map. Not only can you complete the work, but you can also upgrade."

Xiao Mo immediately nodded and said, "Okay."

"You can scan the map with me. It's better to have someone familiar with you than someone you don't know?"

Xiao Mo seemed to hesitate.

"Little Xingxing, you make me sad," Mr. Xia spread his hands helplessly, "I'm not talking about you, as a DPS, you can't even use skills, and Little Xingxing is a priest with low attack power. How many monsters can I fight? On the contrary, I just learned a group attack skill, as long as you follow me, your experience will increase rapidly, how great! You can think about it yourself."

Lao Niu excitedly rushed over and grabbed Mr. Xia's sleeve: "If he doesn't go, I will go, senior will take me!"

Liu Xing grabbed Xiao Mo's shoulder: "...you think about it clearly, don't give up a happy life for petty gains, I will never harm you."

"I'll scan the map with him." Xiao Mo pointed to Mr. Xia and said.

The outcome of this battle is obviously very clear.

When Lao Niu, who had been suffering from constipation for several days, and Liu Xing, who looked resentful and looked back at him as soon as he climbed a step, embarked on the journey of doing the main task, Mr. Xia felt refreshed. Comfortable, with a smile as bright as the sun in the sky.

After purchasing the necessary blood bottles and blue bottles at the item shop, Mr. Xia and Xiao Mo walked out of the Novice Village together.

"What is DPS?"

Xiao Mo, who suddenly remembered the conversation just now, asked Mr. Xia like this.

Since he didn't get any reply, Xiao Mo turned his head to look to the left in dissatisfaction, and found that Mr. Xia who was walking beside him just now had disappeared without a trace.

Xiao Mo turned around in a circle, but still did not find Mr. Xia.

Evaporation?

God hidden?

Kidnapped?

Just when Xiao Mo was about to send a message to Liu Xing for help, he finally heard an ethereal voice.

"Hello? Tyrant... Are you still around? If you are still here, please come and save me..."