Holographic online games are unscientific

"Senior! You are finally online!"

The old cow wrinkled his chrysanthemum face and threw himself into Mr. Xia's arms.

Standing aside, Mr. Wukou opened his mouth, but didn't say anything, he just stared at Lao Niu enviously.

"Tell you not to rush at me, do you not understand people's words or are you short of pumping? Do you want to eat a small whip?" Mr. Xia patted the old cow on the head as he spoke, judging from the sound that there was absolutely no water.

Lao Niu hugged his head and retreated to Mr. Wukou, and smiled embarrassedly: "Isn't this a reflex...Wukou and I were just going to play in the arena, and I was talking about why you haven't come for a long time, you It went online right in front of our eyes, all of this is fate! Hehe... I said so much, but I actually want to express that I miss you."

"I miss you too," Mr. Xia patted Lao Niu's head with a smile, looked up and took a look at the height difference between Mr. Wukou and himself, and then calmly blew a kiss, "You too, but standing on tiptoe is too hard. "

Hearing this, Mr. Wukou knelt down and hugged his knees without saying a word, raised his head and blinked his shining eyes, and looked at Mr. Xia expectantly.

"... Be good." Mr. Xia immediately understood what Mr. Wukou meant, and rubbed his hair.

"What have you been up to lately, senior? Why haven't you played the game?" Lao Niu kindly gave Mr. Wukou a hand, but found that the other party had no intention of getting up, so he simply let him go, "At first, Xiao Mo I will come again, but I won’t be here in the past few days... Little Cucumber is even more ruthless, and disappeared immediately! In the game, there are only me and Wukou, two orphans, widows and mothers who live alone, can you bear it?"

Mr. Xia held the old cow's cheeks with both hands and said: "What a fat boy, thank you for your hard work."

Wukou-kun stood up, nodded and nodded again.

"Obviously I am the mother! No... I just used the wrong words, senior, don't grab my words!" Lao Niu angrily pushed Mr. Xia's hand away, "Wukou, don't take advantage of me! "

Wukou Jun shook his head.

The old cow asked confusedly: "If you have something to say, just say it. Senior is not an outsider. Didn't you say it very cheerfully before?"

"Do not care."

"..."

"I didn't want to say it at first, because I was afraid you would be sad."

"Then you still say it! I'm so sad!" Lao Niu raised his rough square face that didn't match the reality in grief, and was bright and sad for a while.

When Mr. Wukou saw it, he was anxious and wanted to persuade him, but he didn't know how to persuade him. He was afraid that the more he said, the more wrong he would be, so he threw his eyes at Mr. Xia.

Mr. Xia was helpless, so he had no choice but to take Lao Niu's shoulders and act as the translator of Mr. Wukou: "What he wants to express is who he is with you. Your advantage is his advantage, and his advantage is his advantage." , you are better than biological brothers, of course he is not interested in taking advantage of you."

Lao Niu was stupefied by Mr. Xia's barrage of bullets, and after a while he looked at Mr. Wukou: "...Really?"

"……"coach!It seems that something strange has mixed in!

Mr. Wukou nodded, didn't shake his head, and stood stiffly in place.

Mr. Xia persisted and said, "Yes, why not."

"Okay, I blamed you wrongly, don't worry about it," Lao Niu smiled silly at Wukou-jun, and turned to Mr. Xia after Wukou-jun gave a difficult nod in reply, "Speaking of which... we digressed too much. Are you far away? Senior, you haven't answered my question yet."

"Well..." Boss Xia squinted his eyes, "It's a long story."

It was Mr. Xia who proposed to train Wilmot. The reason was that he felt that he was too worthless. Others gave his cold ass to him. It seems simply unreasonable.But being tossed about by his confession, Mr. Xia didn't know whether he was teaching him to be brave, or helping him train his boyfriend.

Every training session since the day of the confession started with Wilmot eating Mr. Xia's tofu and ended with Mr. Xia's tofu.At first, Mr. Xia naively thought that he could take advantage of Wilmot's liking for him and achieve success in one step. From then on, Wilmot would be able to proudly stand in front of his domineering father. , It's just devoid of conscience!

It just so happened that I received a call from Liu Xing yesterday, saying that he was going back to work the day after tomorrow. Mr. Xia thought, anyway, there is no shortage of him, such a useless idler, in Changyou, so he simply absented himself from work openly and took a long-lost sleep. After naturally waking up, he directly logged into the game, ignoring dozens of missed calls from Wilmot on his phone.

The old cow blinked his eyes, and his coquettish affection was self-evident: "You can also say that you are tall."

Mr. Xia stroked his chin and thought for a while, then replied, "Actually, I eloped with Little Cucumber. Now we are fine, so don't worry."

"..." The old cow instantly petrified.

"I lied to you," Mr. Xia slapped Lao Niu's forehead with his middle finger, "you believe everything you say, and if you are tricked into selling it, do you still have to count the money for them? Can you be more careful? I will punish you to go to the arena with me to fight the pain, and I won’t stop unless I tell you to stop.”

Lao Niu gave Mr. Xia an aggrieved look, then gave Mr. Wukou a look, and motioned Mr. Wukou to help him with a word.

Mr. Wukou hurriedly chimed in: "But this is how cute it is."

"..." Why not deny it?How is this different from saying, "You will definitely be a moneymaker in the future"?The old cow threw his staff angrily.

Before Lao Niu could complain, Mr. Xia dragged him and Mr. Wukou into the arena with arms one by one.Mr. Xia, who hadn't made a move for a while, didn't play very smoothly at first, but with Lao Niu and Wukou Jun around, plus the bonus of three pairs of blinding big wings, he never lost.

After Mr. Xia played well, their behavior would no longer be called playing the arena—this was simply crushing the arena.

Boss Xia has the talent of pure milk, but he is more ferocious than bakuchichi. He flapped his wings and waved his staff, and kept taking away heads. In the later stage, Mr. Wukou simply paddled in stealth all the way, lying on the ground and yelling at the old cow weakly. Come on.The three of them crushed from ten o'clock in the morning to three o'clock in the afternoon, and they didn't give up until the arena could not report in. He gave up 3v3 and moved to 2v2 and 6v6, and he didn't want to give up either.

They have been beaten to the point where they dare not report 3v3, and if they continue to fight, it will be too pitiful for others, right?

After finally waiting for Mr. Xia to let him go, Lao Niu immediately raised his hand to express that he was starving to death and wanted to go offline to eat.Mr. Xia also felt that he should go and see if Wilmot was crazy, so he made an appointment with them on the online time, went to brush equipment with them in the evening, and gave the comrades who contributed more in the guild as rewards.

After getting out of the game cabin, Mr. Xia found sadly that he didn't know if Wilmot was crazy or not, but his mobile phone was crazy - the mobile phone fell to the ground in a very ecstasy posture, and there was no whole body. Ermot made too many phone calls, shaking directly from the table to the ground.

Connecting the charger and turning on the phone, as expected, hundreds of missed calls almost blinded his dog's eyes.He opened the only text message in great resentment, intending to seek justice for his mobile phone after reading it, but when he saw the content of the text message, he dismissed the idea——My second mother’s birthday will be a while ago, take a look How should I express it?Please call back when you see the letter.

Is it really urgent to find him or use the second mother's birthday as an excuse to eat his tofu?

If it was Wilmot in the past, Xia could be sure that it must be the former one, but now... Wilmot is like a monkey that absorbs water, and after getting along with him a lot, he became a little cunning .In order to confirm whether Wilmot was a paramecium or a monkey, he called Wilmot back. On the phone, Wilmot explained his predicament and his entangled mood in a solemn tone, hoping that he could offer advice. help.

This also made him sure of one thing - Wilmot must want to eat his tofu!

With Wilmot's personality, he won't talk about things that are really entangled easily. He will definitely look at the sky at a 13-degree angle with a very pretended expression, and tell you "don't worry about it" or "don't care about it" in a bright and sad way. your business".

So he made a phone call to the little chubby girl's mother, expressing that he wanted to ask the little chubby girl to have a meal and develop a relationship. Then, amidst the cheers of the little chubby girl, "Lock the door and not let her go home tonight", he successfully got the parents' support. He agreed and forced the little chubby girl to be a backer.This also made the little fat girl who was blocked by him gnash her teeth at her mother—is this something people do?How much do you want her to marry? Hey!Is it enough to be an individual?

Facts have proved that Mr. Xia's heart was right. When Wilmot opened the door and saw a table full of delicious food, coupled with the dim and ambiguous atmosphere of flickering candlelight, there was no need to look at Wilmot's disappointed and angry eyes. Mr. Xia You can also know that you guessed right.

The reason why the little chubby girl is fat is because she is a foodie. How can she not move her index finger when she sees a table full of delicious food?No, taking advantage of Mr. Xia's spare time to go to the toilet, the chubby girl has already sat on the table and picked up the chopsticks, ready to taste it first.

Wilmot stared at the little chubby girl, knowing that Mr. Xia would be unhappy if he bossed her around, and if he felt that he was not motivated, he would be even less willing to teach him. Then what excuse would he use to approach Mr. Xia in the future?But let him just watch the little chubby girl sweep away his hard-earned delicacies with the aura of a big eater, of course he is not happy, that's what he learned so hard to please Mr. Xia, why should he eat it for her?

So when the chubby girl's chopsticks reached for the braised pork ribs, Wilmot muffled: "That's the ribs I bought."

The little chubby girl paused: "Uh... is that so?"

Wilmot's voice became clearer: "It's good to know."

The little chubby girl replied depressedly: "Oh...that's right, it's really rare for you to buy ribs or something like that."

"..."

Seeing that Wilmot didn't respond, the chubby girl had no choice but to stretch her chopsticks towards the peppery beef.

"That's the slice I cut." Wilmot said grimly.

The little chubby girl withdrew her chopsticks: "I really know..."

"Knowing that you still do it?"

The little chubby girl asked back with some grievances: "...so I have to praise you for being so good before you can eat it?"

"..."

The little chubby girl had no choice but to stretch her chopsticks towards the vegetables she never liked, but unexpectedly, even Wilmot wanted to stop her.

"That's the dish I washed!"

The little chubby girl was so greedy that she almost cried: "...Director, just tell me what I can eat."

After serious consideration for a while, Wilmot replied, "Plate."

The little chubby girl put the chopsticks away respectfully: "I'm full..."

"You guys started eating without waiting for me? Is there any humanity?" Mr. Xia complained as he came out of the toilet. Although he is not a foodie, a day without food is enough to make him hungry to the point where he feels delicious when he sees any dish .

As soon as he saw Mr. Xia, Wilmot transformed directly: "Baby... I didn't eat it. I made these specially for you. How could I not wait for you?"

"Didn't eat?" Mr. Xia glanced at the untouched delicacies on the table while taking his seat, and then looked at the little fat girl suspiciously, "Are you full before you eat? You are very talented, girl."

The little chubby girl swallowed her anger and replied: "Yeah...it's amazing..."

Mr. Xia asked curiously, "The air you eat?"

"..." The little fat girl rolled her eyes and said nothing.

"Or did I fart secretly in the toilet?"

"..."