Holographic online games are unscientific
63 Cohabitation
Mr. Xia raised his hand and made an uppercut. Wilmot instantly sensed that something was wrong. After letting go, he took a step back and avoided the seemingly powerful punch.
"Even if you tell me that men are lower-body animals, there's no way to get rid of the urge to beat up..."
Wilmot looked innocent: "The baby is called Momo."
Another pun made Boss Xia's stomach burn more and more.
"Come on, look here," Mr. Xia took a deep breath, pointed at his crotch and forced himself to smile, "Do you know what this means?"
Wilmot observed carefully for a while, and replied: "I know a very good urologist. Don't be shy about this kind of thing. You must treat it as soon as possible, otherwise you will not be sexually happy in the future."
"Maybe I really need to see a doctor," Mr. Xia smiled, but his face was terribly dark, "Let him help you see if you can't have sex for the rest of your life... No, this kind of thing is caught on the side of the road. One can..."
"It's really wrong! Never again! I'm going to take a bath! I need to play with the cold water!" Wilmot swore, and walked to the bathroom. Tou Lai added, "What you say is true, you have to believe it, and you have to forgive me when you come out... Oh, the shower door is not closed, welcome to take a peek."
President Xia sighed, suddenly remembered something, ran back to his room ecstatically, happily found a bunch of keys from the drawer, and happily... locked the bathroom door behind him.
Hearing the sound of Wilmot jumping out of the bathtub and pounding on the door desperately after realizing something was wrong, he finally felt healed.
This lock was locked for nearly two hours.
Mr. Xia first logged into the game, intending to go offline after explaining clearly to Mr. Wukou and Lao Niu. Who knows that Liu Xing also came back after taking a shower, and he was holding him in a daze to prevent him from leaving, and he insisted on forcing him to go to the game. It is not acceptable for Changyou headquarters to sign a consent form to return the AI.
"This is force majeure," Mr. Xia looked helplessly at the serious Liu Xing, "I didn't say it all, it's irrelevant, why did you return the artificial intelligence?"
Liu Xing smiled for a while before replying, "I'm just upset."
Mr. Xia pointed to Liu Xing and looked back at Lao Niu and Wukou Jun: "See, you should learn a little bit. Those who are not so thick-skinned are still ashamed to come out and hang around?"
"Even if he didn't participate in any criminal activities, judging from the results, he was behind the scenes." Despite receiving Mr. Xia's ridicule skills, Liu Xing refused to back down at all.
"...What is the situation? It has something to do with Xiaolong?"
In order to ensure the safety of the dragon eggs, Lao Niu and Wukou Jun ran back to the base to go fishing. When Liu Xing dragged Mr. Xia to the base, they seemed to have been arguing for a while, and what they were arguing about...Of course I don’t know up!
Seeing Liu Xing distractedly nodded at himself, opened his mouth and wanted to say something about Mr. Xia, Lao Niu hurriedly interjected: "Sure enough, the buffs that come with you are all dead... Then you want to return Xiaolong?"
"What comes with a buff, it has nothing to do with that, it's just..." Liu Xing was interrupted by Lao Niu, and he almost forgot what he wanted to say, so he turned around and explained to Lao Niu, "Just tell me Well, artificial intelligence is a subsystem in the game system, and most of the artificial intelligence have administrator privileges. It was not because of him that he jumped out just now, it was simply that Xiaolong changed the probability of exploding dragon eggs to [-]% without authorization, because he used Administrator rights, so the system did not question this operation."
The old cow touched the dragon egg in his hand and exclaimed: "It's so smart, the dragon that will choose senior must be the one from last time, but didn't senior Xiao Xingxing say that he would clear the memory bank? Why does it still remember senior?"
Liu Xing lowered his eyelids and squinted at Lao Niu: "...Is the focus of attention a bit strange?"
The old cow turned his head to look at Mr. Wukou without knowing it: "What's so strange?"
Mr. Wukou quickly replied: "He just wanted to say it's cute."
"..." Absolutely!right!No!yes!
"Not cute, very fierce, macho," Lao Niu raised his hand and squeezed out the biceps on his arms that are absolutely absent in reality, and smirked at Liu Xing. Well, Xiao Mo is still the CEO of Changyou, so it’s okay to treat them as a gift from him.”
What Lao Niu said is right—indeed, this is a trivial matter, as long as you ignore it, you can live in peace.Before this, Liu Xing had seen Boss Xia's bad luck, and every time he looked at it with the mentality of being happy for Boss Xia, but this time... it was more complicated.
What he was struggling with was... This game is like his child, a baby born of his laborious pregnancy in October.It is precisely because of this that he cannot accept mistakes caused by artificial intelligence tampering without authorization.On the surface, it seems to be a small problem, but there are problems such as technicians not completely clearing the memory bank and setting AI permissions more accurately.
Anyway, this time, he was determined to fight Mr. Xia.
"Sign or not?"
"Sign! Sign! Damn, even sign the deed of prostitution!" Mr. Xia saw that he was almost done with the game, so he accepted it as soon as it was good. So I can mail it back... If you have time, just come here and forget it."
"Depends on the situation," Liu Xing glanced at Lao Niu and Mr. Wukou, and after a moment's pause, he grabbed Mr. Xia's hand, "Babes, continue to fish, and I have to deal with big things with my brothers, so I will leave first."
Lao Niu and Wukou Jun watched the two leave in a daze, and didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
"Where do you want to go? It's far enough away, let's talk about it." After being dragged by Liu Xing for a long distance, Mr. Xia finally couldn't help but speak.
Liu Xing observed the surrounding area, and after confirming that there were no other guild members, he asked, "How many layers of skin did you peel off Xiao Mo?"
Mr. Xia opened his mouth exaggeratedly: "Huh?"
"Xiao Mo has been going against the rhythm of the sky recently, especially in the past few days, when he is polite, he smiles and looks pleasant, without any airs, if he still has such a little original appearance when he stays in the office, I really think It's another one, it can be said to be reborn! What did you do to him? Say!"
After Liu Xing returned to his post, Mr. Xia had no chance to see Wilmot's previous performance.As for himself... two words, hooligan and scoundrel, are enough to sum it up. He couldn't empathize with Liu Xing's surprise, but what is certain is that Wilmot has indeed changed a lot, generally in a good direction... roughly up is.
"That's not skinning, it's a fake face called pretending to be 13."
When Mr. Xia answered this, Liu Xing suddenly realized: "This trick is good, there is no need to completely change it, as long as you can see love before, who cares about him later. But there is still a problem... What is his power source? He Dad is one, but there must be something else."
"It hits the nail on the head, admiration." Mr. Xia cupped his hands in an admiration gesture.
"Stop talking nonsense and speak quickly."
Originally, Mr. Xia didn't mean to hide it, but since Liu Xing asked, of course he said it bluntly: "He lives at home now, do you understand?"
This time it was Liu Xing's turn to open his mouth wide: "Huh?"
Mr. Xia put his arms around Liu Xing's shoulders and replied with a smile: "How charming is this king? As one of the three thousand in this king's harem, shouldn't Aifei know the best?"
After being stunned for a while, Liu Xing remembered to respond: "No way..."
President Xia nodded: "Yes."
"..." This amount of information is too much...
"By the way, he's now locked in the toilet."
Liu Xing was so surprised that he used up all the air in his lungs: "Huh?"
"He plays shame ♂ shame play with him, and retaliates with his prison ♂ prison play."
"..."
Mr. Xia usually likes to talk nonsense. Nine out of ten sentences are jokes, but when the truth is mixed with jokes, everything becomes confusing. Liu Xing feels that he can't see anything clearly.
He needs time to sort out this huge amount of information...
Liu Xing's speechless appearance made Mr. Xia very happy: "Don't worry about him, let's continue chatting, let's talk all night long, and imagine the future."
"Go offline, you need to calm down..."
Mr. Xia asked with a smile, "Jealous?"
"be surprised……"
Mr. Xia pretended to be surprised: "Eat ♂ essence? Self-sufficient?"
"……roll!"
Boss Xia obediently rolled out of the game. The weak sound of banging on the door in the bathroom and Liu Xing's anger put him in a good mood. He took his wallet and went downstairs to a snack bar to have a midnight snack. When he was full of food and brought home a basket of xiaolongbao and a basket of steamed dumplings bought for Wilmot, Wilmot had been locked up for nearly two hours.
After opening the bathroom door, he saw Wilmot sitting on the edge of the bathtub and sneezing.
"Is the brain sick? It will be fine if you soak it, it will automatically adjust the water temperature."
Wilmot looked up at Mr. Xia resentfully: "So cruel..."
Regarding this, Mr. Xia smiled brightly: "Didn't you just say that when you come out, you have to forgive me?"
"..." Wilmot always felt as if he knew what Mr. Xia would say next.
"So, in order to avoid washing too quickly and still not clearing up, I decided to lock in the timing of my choice to clear up, I understand."
"……"really!
President Xia rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, picked up the shower head and turned on the hot water: "Sit in the bathtub."
Wilmot sat obediently in the still warm bath water after hearing the words, and the resentment towards Mr. Xia in his heart disappeared at this time because of Mr. Xia's attitude of wanting to help him take a bath.
"Once again, the decision mentioned cannot be agreed with, and must be carefully considered."
Hot water poured down from the top of his head, Wilmot couldn't speak, so he could only listen to Mr. Xia in silence.
"Even if you don't have the idea of severing the relationship, it's no different if you don't accept anything from the family. It's okay if you get used to it, but from any angle, the problem is the pampered young master. Don't be a child." Mr. Xia said so, turned off the switch and began to shampoo Wilmot.
"It's smart to leave yourself a retreat in everything you do. I agree with this approach and have always done so." Without the obstruction of the water flow, Wilmot was finally able to speak freely, "But there are some things that are worthwhile. Regardless of the consequences, a life is incomplete without gambling, and I felt it was worth it, so I made a bet."
Mr. Xia deliberately increased the strength of his fingers, causing Wilmot to grin his teeth in pain: "Fart."
Wilmot endured the pain, and continued: "Which of the things you do is not like what you do between love? Hugs, kisses, caresses, and now you help wash your hair...Whether you admit it or not, it seems that there is one thing missing. An excuse, lacking a reason to be reckless. Since you don’t take the initiative, then you have to take the initiative, and no matter what you say about this matter, you will do as you want.”
Mr. Xia couldn't help but slapped Wilmot on the head: "This is the way to survive. The society is too cruel. This young master knows how to suffer."
"I just don't understand! After I was told about it, I thought about it a lot, and found that the reason why my father's material and spiritual love is not proportional is probably because it can make him feel better. This is similar to my father. To put it bluntly, it is selfish. It is because I feel that I will feel uncomfortable in order to give up too many benefits, so I disagree."
Mr. Xia stopped what he was doing, and found that he couldn't refute - what Wilmot said was right.
The truth is that his feelings for Wilmot have risen from a good impression to a liking, and have developed into love. Even if the two parties have not confirmed their relationship, it does not mean that he does not need to be responsible for each other.
"It's not strange..." Seeing that Mr. Xia was not moving, Wilmott began to wash his hair by himself, "I will give you time, but I can't help but touch each other. That's all I want to say."
Mr. Xia was a little dumbfounded: "Little friend, that's not what I said two hours ago."
"It's always contradictory." Wilmot turned around after washing away the foam on his head with water, and held the back of Mr. Xia's head affectionately and earnestly, "so in order to prevent my cold So serious, let’s kiss each other and disperse the virus.”
Mr. Xia raised the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes and walked over.
"Okay."
"Even if you tell me that men are lower-body animals, there's no way to get rid of the urge to beat up..."
Wilmot looked innocent: "The baby is called Momo."
Another pun made Boss Xia's stomach burn more and more.
"Come on, look here," Mr. Xia took a deep breath, pointed at his crotch and forced himself to smile, "Do you know what this means?"
Wilmot observed carefully for a while, and replied: "I know a very good urologist. Don't be shy about this kind of thing. You must treat it as soon as possible, otherwise you will not be sexually happy in the future."
"Maybe I really need to see a doctor," Mr. Xia smiled, but his face was terribly dark, "Let him help you see if you can't have sex for the rest of your life... No, this kind of thing is caught on the side of the road. One can..."
"It's really wrong! Never again! I'm going to take a bath! I need to play with the cold water!" Wilmot swore, and walked to the bathroom. Tou Lai added, "What you say is true, you have to believe it, and you have to forgive me when you come out... Oh, the shower door is not closed, welcome to take a peek."
President Xia sighed, suddenly remembered something, ran back to his room ecstatically, happily found a bunch of keys from the drawer, and happily... locked the bathroom door behind him.
Hearing the sound of Wilmot jumping out of the bathtub and pounding on the door desperately after realizing something was wrong, he finally felt healed.
This lock was locked for nearly two hours.
Mr. Xia first logged into the game, intending to go offline after explaining clearly to Mr. Wukou and Lao Niu. Who knows that Liu Xing also came back after taking a shower, and he was holding him in a daze to prevent him from leaving, and he insisted on forcing him to go to the game. It is not acceptable for Changyou headquarters to sign a consent form to return the AI.
"This is force majeure," Mr. Xia looked helplessly at the serious Liu Xing, "I didn't say it all, it's irrelevant, why did you return the artificial intelligence?"
Liu Xing smiled for a while before replying, "I'm just upset."
Mr. Xia pointed to Liu Xing and looked back at Lao Niu and Wukou Jun: "See, you should learn a little bit. Those who are not so thick-skinned are still ashamed to come out and hang around?"
"Even if he didn't participate in any criminal activities, judging from the results, he was behind the scenes." Despite receiving Mr. Xia's ridicule skills, Liu Xing refused to back down at all.
"...What is the situation? It has something to do with Xiaolong?"
In order to ensure the safety of the dragon eggs, Lao Niu and Wukou Jun ran back to the base to go fishing. When Liu Xing dragged Mr. Xia to the base, they seemed to have been arguing for a while, and what they were arguing about...Of course I don’t know up!
Seeing Liu Xing distractedly nodded at himself, opened his mouth and wanted to say something about Mr. Xia, Lao Niu hurriedly interjected: "Sure enough, the buffs that come with you are all dead... Then you want to return Xiaolong?"
"What comes with a buff, it has nothing to do with that, it's just..." Liu Xing was interrupted by Lao Niu, and he almost forgot what he wanted to say, so he turned around and explained to Lao Niu, "Just tell me Well, artificial intelligence is a subsystem in the game system, and most of the artificial intelligence have administrator privileges. It was not because of him that he jumped out just now, it was simply that Xiaolong changed the probability of exploding dragon eggs to [-]% without authorization, because he used Administrator rights, so the system did not question this operation."
The old cow touched the dragon egg in his hand and exclaimed: "It's so smart, the dragon that will choose senior must be the one from last time, but didn't senior Xiao Xingxing say that he would clear the memory bank? Why does it still remember senior?"
Liu Xing lowered his eyelids and squinted at Lao Niu: "...Is the focus of attention a bit strange?"
The old cow turned his head to look at Mr. Wukou without knowing it: "What's so strange?"
Mr. Wukou quickly replied: "He just wanted to say it's cute."
"..." Absolutely!right!No!yes!
"Not cute, very fierce, macho," Lao Niu raised his hand and squeezed out the biceps on his arms that are absolutely absent in reality, and smirked at Liu Xing. Well, Xiao Mo is still the CEO of Changyou, so it’s okay to treat them as a gift from him.”
What Lao Niu said is right—indeed, this is a trivial matter, as long as you ignore it, you can live in peace.Before this, Liu Xing had seen Boss Xia's bad luck, and every time he looked at it with the mentality of being happy for Boss Xia, but this time... it was more complicated.
What he was struggling with was... This game is like his child, a baby born of his laborious pregnancy in October.It is precisely because of this that he cannot accept mistakes caused by artificial intelligence tampering without authorization.On the surface, it seems to be a small problem, but there are problems such as technicians not completely clearing the memory bank and setting AI permissions more accurately.
Anyway, this time, he was determined to fight Mr. Xia.
"Sign or not?"
"Sign! Sign! Damn, even sign the deed of prostitution!" Mr. Xia saw that he was almost done with the game, so he accepted it as soon as it was good. So I can mail it back... If you have time, just come here and forget it."
"Depends on the situation," Liu Xing glanced at Lao Niu and Mr. Wukou, and after a moment's pause, he grabbed Mr. Xia's hand, "Babes, continue to fish, and I have to deal with big things with my brothers, so I will leave first."
Lao Niu and Wukou Jun watched the two leave in a daze, and didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
"Where do you want to go? It's far enough away, let's talk about it." After being dragged by Liu Xing for a long distance, Mr. Xia finally couldn't help but speak.
Liu Xing observed the surrounding area, and after confirming that there were no other guild members, he asked, "How many layers of skin did you peel off Xiao Mo?"
Mr. Xia opened his mouth exaggeratedly: "Huh?"
"Xiao Mo has been going against the rhythm of the sky recently, especially in the past few days, when he is polite, he smiles and looks pleasant, without any airs, if he still has such a little original appearance when he stays in the office, I really think It's another one, it can be said to be reborn! What did you do to him? Say!"
After Liu Xing returned to his post, Mr. Xia had no chance to see Wilmot's previous performance.As for himself... two words, hooligan and scoundrel, are enough to sum it up. He couldn't empathize with Liu Xing's surprise, but what is certain is that Wilmot has indeed changed a lot, generally in a good direction... roughly up is.
"That's not skinning, it's a fake face called pretending to be 13."
When Mr. Xia answered this, Liu Xing suddenly realized: "This trick is good, there is no need to completely change it, as long as you can see love before, who cares about him later. But there is still a problem... What is his power source? He Dad is one, but there must be something else."
"It hits the nail on the head, admiration." Mr. Xia cupped his hands in an admiration gesture.
"Stop talking nonsense and speak quickly."
Originally, Mr. Xia didn't mean to hide it, but since Liu Xing asked, of course he said it bluntly: "He lives at home now, do you understand?"
This time it was Liu Xing's turn to open his mouth wide: "Huh?"
Mr. Xia put his arms around Liu Xing's shoulders and replied with a smile: "How charming is this king? As one of the three thousand in this king's harem, shouldn't Aifei know the best?"
After being stunned for a while, Liu Xing remembered to respond: "No way..."
President Xia nodded: "Yes."
"..." This amount of information is too much...
"By the way, he's now locked in the toilet."
Liu Xing was so surprised that he used up all the air in his lungs: "Huh?"
"He plays shame ♂ shame play with him, and retaliates with his prison ♂ prison play."
"..."
Mr. Xia usually likes to talk nonsense. Nine out of ten sentences are jokes, but when the truth is mixed with jokes, everything becomes confusing. Liu Xing feels that he can't see anything clearly.
He needs time to sort out this huge amount of information...
Liu Xing's speechless appearance made Mr. Xia very happy: "Don't worry about him, let's continue chatting, let's talk all night long, and imagine the future."
"Go offline, you need to calm down..."
Mr. Xia asked with a smile, "Jealous?"
"be surprised……"
Mr. Xia pretended to be surprised: "Eat ♂ essence? Self-sufficient?"
"……roll!"
Boss Xia obediently rolled out of the game. The weak sound of banging on the door in the bathroom and Liu Xing's anger put him in a good mood. He took his wallet and went downstairs to a snack bar to have a midnight snack. When he was full of food and brought home a basket of xiaolongbao and a basket of steamed dumplings bought for Wilmot, Wilmot had been locked up for nearly two hours.
After opening the bathroom door, he saw Wilmot sitting on the edge of the bathtub and sneezing.
"Is the brain sick? It will be fine if you soak it, it will automatically adjust the water temperature."
Wilmot looked up at Mr. Xia resentfully: "So cruel..."
Regarding this, Mr. Xia smiled brightly: "Didn't you just say that when you come out, you have to forgive me?"
"..." Wilmot always felt as if he knew what Mr. Xia would say next.
"So, in order to avoid washing too quickly and still not clearing up, I decided to lock in the timing of my choice to clear up, I understand."
"……"really!
President Xia rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, picked up the shower head and turned on the hot water: "Sit in the bathtub."
Wilmot sat obediently in the still warm bath water after hearing the words, and the resentment towards Mr. Xia in his heart disappeared at this time because of Mr. Xia's attitude of wanting to help him take a bath.
"Once again, the decision mentioned cannot be agreed with, and must be carefully considered."
Hot water poured down from the top of his head, Wilmot couldn't speak, so he could only listen to Mr. Xia in silence.
"Even if you don't have the idea of severing the relationship, it's no different if you don't accept anything from the family. It's okay if you get used to it, but from any angle, the problem is the pampered young master. Don't be a child." Mr. Xia said so, turned off the switch and began to shampoo Wilmot.
"It's smart to leave yourself a retreat in everything you do. I agree with this approach and have always done so." Without the obstruction of the water flow, Wilmot was finally able to speak freely, "But there are some things that are worthwhile. Regardless of the consequences, a life is incomplete without gambling, and I felt it was worth it, so I made a bet."
Mr. Xia deliberately increased the strength of his fingers, causing Wilmot to grin his teeth in pain: "Fart."
Wilmot endured the pain, and continued: "Which of the things you do is not like what you do between love? Hugs, kisses, caresses, and now you help wash your hair...Whether you admit it or not, it seems that there is one thing missing. An excuse, lacking a reason to be reckless. Since you don’t take the initiative, then you have to take the initiative, and no matter what you say about this matter, you will do as you want.”
Mr. Xia couldn't help but slapped Wilmot on the head: "This is the way to survive. The society is too cruel. This young master knows how to suffer."
"I just don't understand! After I was told about it, I thought about it a lot, and found that the reason why my father's material and spiritual love is not proportional is probably because it can make him feel better. This is similar to my father. To put it bluntly, it is selfish. It is because I feel that I will feel uncomfortable in order to give up too many benefits, so I disagree."
Mr. Xia stopped what he was doing, and found that he couldn't refute - what Wilmot said was right.
The truth is that his feelings for Wilmot have risen from a good impression to a liking, and have developed into love. Even if the two parties have not confirmed their relationship, it does not mean that he does not need to be responsible for each other.
"It's not strange..." Seeing that Mr. Xia was not moving, Wilmott began to wash his hair by himself, "I will give you time, but I can't help but touch each other. That's all I want to say."
Mr. Xia was a little dumbfounded: "Little friend, that's not what I said two hours ago."
"It's always contradictory." Wilmot turned around after washing away the foam on his head with water, and held the back of Mr. Xia's head affectionately and earnestly, "so in order to prevent my cold So serious, let’s kiss each other and disperse the virus.”
Mr. Xia raised the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes and walked over.
"Okay."
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