Holographic online games are unscientific

"You will die if you don't play hooligan?" NPC0001 glared at Mr. Xia.

Mr. Xia blinked innocently: "I just want to get the right answer in the right way."

NPC0001 rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Why are you in the main city? Changyou is already so short of funds that it can't even hire real NPCs?"

"I think Changyou's executives predicted that there would be a creature with negative character like you in the game."

"Reduce the casualty rate of real NPCs?" President Xia suddenly thought of Xiao Mo, and nodded in agreement, "It's possible."

NPC0001 looked at Mr. Xia in surprise: "So you still have self-knowledge?"

President Xia also looked at NPC0001 in surprise: "Do I look as stupid as you?"

"...You are stupid! Your whole family is stupid!"

"Innate deficiency in IQ can be made up for by EQ." Mr. Xia patted NPC0001 on the shoulder, who was jumping anxiously, "Don't get angry over such trivial matters, be careful to turn it into a negative number."

NPC0001 turned his face away in anger, and stared at Mr. Xia: "Do you think you have a high IQ?"

Boss Xia spread his arms and said, "Just be taller than you, at least I won't make mistakes and let others find out."

NPC001's face became hot, and he retorted: "...I just said it casually, and you are not the only one who came to learn skills."

"Society calls this kind of mistake a flaw in IQ."

"..."

After admiring NPC0001's wonderful expression for a while, Mr. Xia withdrew his gaze in satisfaction, and refocused on the skill icon in front of him.Currently he can only learn two skills - one is to upgrade the original group attack skill Seagod's Wrath to level two, and the other is the new single attack skill Frost Arrow.

Mr. Xia called out the control panel and found that his current experience was only enough to learn one of the skills, but he didn't need to think about it. At this stage, group attack skills are far more effective than single attack skills, so he gave priority to them without hesitation. He chose to upgrade the Wrath of the Sea God, and after the system reminded him that the operation was successful, the colored icon of Frost Archery immediately turned gray.

Randomly pushing aside the icons in front of him, Mr. Xia happened to meet NPC0001's scrutinizing gaze.

Mr. Xia touched his face: "Is there something dirty on my face?"

NPC0001 stared at Mr. Xia for a long time before asking, "Why do you always target me?"

"Why do you have this kind of persecution paranoid misunderstanding?" Premier Xia replied naturally: "NPCs are not just for teasing?"

"..." She dared to swear to God that this was definitely not a misunderstanding!He must be on the needle!right!she!

[System prompt] Your teammate tester 099 has left the team.

Mr. Xia dismissed the prompt box that popped up suddenly as if nothing had happened, intending to continue the topic with NPC0001, but found that the yellow chat bubble also jumped out.

[Team] Tester 009: Morality, the world is organizing people to scan pictures, so I went with Xiao Mo. ≧◇≦

[Team] No one knows that I am out of morals: Is it spontaneous or automatic?

[Team] Tester 009: O(∩3∩)O Assignment of tasks, it is estimated that each group has a route, a group of six people.

[Team] No one knows that I am out of morals: Well, what about the main task?

[Team] Tester 009: No, you can go to a team to scan pictures or do the main task. (●‵3‵●)

[Team] No one knows that I am out of morals: Well, I see, I will watch the version and chat later.

[Team] Tester 009: Then I'll go first, bye~~~≧ω≦~★

[System prompt] Your teammate tester 009 has left the team.

[Team] Tester 011: ... What's going on?

[Team] No one knows that I lost my morals: Little Xingxing is telling us cryptically—they abandoned us for leveling.

[Team] Tester 011: ...

[Team] No one knows that I'm out of morals: It's okay, it's all the same, you wait for me in the center of the square, I'll be there in a while.

"If you feel that I have hurt you, I will make it up to you next time we meet." Boss Xia said to the person in front of him as he pushed aside the chat bubbles.

NPC0001 looked at Mr. Xia with disgust on his face: "We don't want to see you again at all."

Mr. Xia smiled indifferently: "Really? I was going to tell you about my glorious deeds of kicking the CEO of Changyou... Since you don't want to hear it, then forget it."

NPC0001's mouth is wide open, and it is estimated that an egg can be stuffed into it: "...Kick Changyou CEO bravely?"

"Interested?"

NPC0001 nods like pounding garlic—gossiping is the nature of most people, especially women.

"Next time, I still have things to do."

"..." This sentence can also be translated as - I just want to whet your appetite.

After saying goodbye to NPC0001 and returning to the square, Lao Niu, who had been waiting for Mr. Xia for a while, immediately came to his side.

"Senior, what are we going to do in a while?"

President Xia replied, "Sleep."

The old cow was stunned: "Huh?"

"Didn't you stay up all night? Go to bed quickly."

After being stunned for a long time, Lao Niu realized that Boss Xia was concerned about himself, rubbed his nose embarrassedly and said, "No way, going to sleep secretly is not considered absenteeism?"

Mr. Xia looked at Lao Niu with a very pitiful look: "Changyou's contract only stipulates the number of working hours per day, and does not stipulate when you will finish it. Does it count as completion if you finish it ahead of time?"

"..."

Although Mr. Xia's eyes gave Lao Niu the illusion that "his IQ is very low", he was more concerned about Mr. Xia's abnormal behavior.

The old cow asked cautiously: "Aren't you angry, senior?"

Mr. Xia asked in confusion, "Who are you angry with? What are you angry with?"

"Xiao Mo's... well," as if afraid of Xiao Mo's sudden appearance, Lao Niu looked around and lowered his voice, "I think you guys are very deep, they left you and ran away, don't you?" angry?"

"They are unkind, we are unrighteous." Mr. Xia stretched out his right index finger, shaking his head while waving his fingers, "Besides... there is no need to be angry at all. If it is necessary, there will be opportunities to deal with him."

The old cow was startled, rubbing his hands and suddenly put on a doggy smile, "Senior, let's contact each other more if there is anything to do in the future?"

President Xia raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"...Unity and fraternity, its strength can break gold." It can also prevent being dealt with by the way... In fact, this is the main purpose.

Mr. Xia patted Lao Niu on the shoulder a few times, shook his head and said, "You'd better go to sleep, staying up all night is not good for brain development, be good."

"..." What stupid thing did he say just now?

After Lao Niu went offline, Mr. Xia suddenly felt an inexplicable panic... This is a palpitation caused by an ominous premonition, and to him, it is much more accurate than the superstitious omen of twitching eyelids.

In order to prove the correctness of his sixth sense, Mr. Xia chose to go offline. The moment Mr. Xia picked up the phone after checking the computer, Mr. Xia's heart palpitations turned into a headache—there were dozens of future messages from his grandmother on the phone. Answer the call.

Mr. Xia's grandmother loves him to a degree that no one else can understand. She doesn't care about other prestigious universities in the family, grandchildren and grandchildren whose annual salary is sky-high, but loves him a lot.Of course, he doesn't think it's a heavy love, he is very filial, loves the elderly very much, and understands the fact that he is the most unworthy child in the family, so he is the most favored.only……

Just because he likes him too much, the old man has become his weakness instead.

What's even more frightening is that the old man is also very aware of this, so she often treats herself as a bargaining chip to win and invite Mr. Xia to sit in her bet, and the result...needless to say, is very clear.

It's just... terrifying!

Before he had time to think about what excuse he should use to call the old lady back, Mr. Xia's cell phone rang again, as if he had been spying on his inner thoughts, he subconsciously threw the phone out, looking at it with fear landed on the sofa.

catch?Still not picking up?

After hesitating for more than ten seconds, Mr. Xia answered the phone with a heroic and tragic expression.

"Let my grandparents answer the phone."

Before the phone was close to the ear, the old lady's angry voice came out through the microphone.

Boss Xia replied dumbfoundedly: "...not born yet."

The other end of the phone pondered for a while and said, "I'll give you 24 hours to make it right away."

"...Not to mention the success rate within 24 hours, are you not worried about my sudden death?"

The old lady snorted coldly: "Don't be poor with me, it's not your turn to die if I die."

"...I hung up the phone, I don't want to talk to you." When it came to the most taboo issue of life and death for the elderly, Mr. Xia rarely put on a straight face.

The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a while before replying aggrievedly: "...be good, baby, grandma didn't do it on purpose, can grandma live a long life?"

"Row."

Hearing that the anger in Mr. Xia's voice was gone, the old lady immediately made an inch of it: "Baby, if you want grandma to bring back a granddaughter from a foreign family, I might live a long life."

"Longevity, thousand years... Are you a tortoise or a bastard?" President Xia laughed.

The other end of the phone answered quickly: "Then you are the egg of a turtle bastard."

"Well, I'm a turtle bastard."

"Stop talking nonsense, can you honestly answer me once? When do you plan to let me live a happy life with four generations under one roof?"

"...If you want to make a human, you have to have a partner." Mr. Xia scratched his hair helplessly, and sat down on the sofa. "It's not like you can just walk into a pet store by the side of the road and get a child."

The old lady hit the iron while it was hot: "Then find one quickly."

Mr. Xia paused, and found an excuse for himself: "The working environment does not allow it."

"Are you still doing that job where you don't know whether it's playing games or self-abuse? It's pitiful to get such a small salary every month, tsk tsk..." The old lady was dissatisfied, and finally ordered directly, "Resign."

"...I'll be a vagrant if I quit my job."

"What are you afraid of? There is a small supermarket business at home. If you don't want to do it, let your uncle get you into the office. It's better than your current job."

President Xia said in a deep voice, "I don't want to change."

The old lady's voice was deeper and more intimidating than Mr. Xia's: "Okay, dead child, want to rebel?"

"……no."

After a few seconds of silence on the other end of the phone, he spoke slowly, with a strong nasal sound in his voice, as if he had suffered some great grievance.

"Okay... dead child, you can just play your game, anyway, I won't live to the day when four generations live together, when you have the balls of the tortoise bastard, remember to bring him to see me, Tell him that his grandmother in heaven is the one who loves him the most."

After finishing speaking, the old lady hung up the phone, neatly and without muddling at all.

It's just... Boss Xia on the other end of the phone has a headache.

Knowing that the old lady is playing the bitterness card, he still has to obey, really...

So happy!

After several hours of ideological struggle, Mr. Xia finally sat down in front of the computer and began to type his resignation letter word by word on the keyboard.