This kid is good

!However, you are not allowed to air-condition my friend casually, and you are not allowed to, uh, do it so hard for so long every time, it hurts like hell!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Yang Xiaogong: Not at all, except that Chuanchuan always smiles so seductively at others.

Gu Xiaoshou (breaking Bai Nen's fingers): Too strong, too possessive...

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Gu Xiaoshou & Yang Xiaogong: Good!

Li Mou: Gu darling, you are finally on the right track...

11 What do you call each other?

Yang Xiaogong: Chuanchuan.

Gu Xiaoshou: Yang Minglie.

Yang Xiaogong (Looking at his little shou, he thought of something and smiled, Gu Xiaoshou was stunned for a moment, his face flushed...)

Li Mou (classic gesture—touching the chin): It seems that there is something hidden in it~~...

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Yang Xiaogong: Lie, or Ming Lie, or...

Li Mou (star-eyed): What?Finished speaking~~...

Gu Xiaoshou (hurriedly speaking): Don't say it! (Stretched out his paws to pick up his own small attack, met Yang Minglie with a very indicative look, closed his eyes angrily, leaned forward and took a bite, and then, Yang Minglie was satisfied.)

Li Mou (withdrawing his gaze, said disdainfully): Isn't it just calling "Lie Gege" at certain times~~...

Gu Xiaoshou (glaring at Moumou, aggrieved): Didn't the young master kiss you for nothing?

Yang Xiaogong (calmly comforting): Then I will kiss you too, and make it up?

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Yang Xiaogong: A purebred cat.

Gu Xiaoshou: Saber-toothed tiger.

Limou and Yang Xiaogong: Why is it a saber-toothed tiger?

Gu Xiaoshou (contemptuously): Saber-toothed tigers lived in the Ice Age, just like Yang Minglie’s air-conditioning. I want to say lions, but Yang Minglie doesn’t seem to live in the African grasslands at all! (The air-conditioning is freezing to death!)

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Yang Xiaogong: What Chuanchuan wants.

Gu Xiaoshou: Then, the young master can also give him what he wants.

Yang Xiaogong (excitement faintly revealed on his paralyzed face): Really?Chuanchuan, let's try that when we go back...

Gu Xiaoshou (face flushed again): ...I'll go!

Li Mou (overwhelmed with curiosity): Which one~~... Is it the legendary one, or that one, or that one?

Offstage (throwing bottles, melon seed shells, fruit peels, throwing...): Who knows what you mean by "that"?

15 Then what gift do you want for yourself?

Li Mou: The above question has been answered, skip it.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Li Mou: Look at questions 4 and 5, really, these two people have strayed here!

17 What is your problem?

Gu Xiaoshou: No.

Yang Xiaogong (turning his head to look at his tsundere little shou): Except that he always seduces people blindly.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Li Mou (wanted to pat the table, but there was nothing, so - pat the thigh!): Ouch, it hurts!Look at 16 questions!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Gu Xiaoshou & Yang Xiaogong: I have answered above, skip it.

Li Mou: ...Okay, skip it.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Li Mou & Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou: Look at the question!

21 How far is your relationship?

Gu Xiaoshou: Skip!

Yang Xiaogong: ...

Li Mou: Darling Yang, if you answer well, your mother will let you realize what I said above~~...

Yang Xiaogong: I already know what I should know, and even if I know what I shouldn't know, I can't say it casually.

22 Where did two people go on their first date?

Gu Xiaoshou: I have been to too many places, I can’t remember clearly...

Yang Xiaogong: That time in the amusement park.

Li Mou (unbelievable): You mean the time you followed Gu Guaiguai and your father-in-law?

Yang Xiaogong (nodding): I wanted to talk about the first time we met, but that boy Li Quan was involved.

Li Mou: Alright, black belly~~...

Gu Xiaoshou (ignorant): What are you two doing this and that?

Li Mou: Erhuo, find your Xiaogong. (He was plotted at such a young age, no wonder he was eaten before he reached adulthood...)

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Gu Xiaoshou (blush): Skip!

Yang Xiaogong (suddenly curled the corner of his mouth): Very good!

Li Mou (unintelligible): The atmosphere in the amusement park was just average~~...

Yang Xiaogong (said seriously): No, I'm thinking according to Chuanchuan's idea now.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Li Mou (glaring, sternly speaking): Gu, be good, don't say skipping!

Gu Xiaoshou (stares, aggrieved, and then hugged by Yang Xiaogong, so Mou is covered in holes pierced by ice knives): ...Kiss.

Yang Xiaogong (looked at the baby in his arms who could never be separated from the child in his eyes): And what the husband and wife should do after the kiss.

25 frequent date spots?

Gu Xiaoshou: Yang Minglie's office.

Yang Xiaogong: Yes.

(Xu Liang yelled from below: You also know that it is an office? Ah?!)

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Yang Xiaogong: Give Chuan Chuan what he wants, and accompany him every step of the way to do whatever he wants (within limits!).

Gu Xiaoshou (wrinkles his nose): Accompanying him all day, washing himself smells delicious.

27 Which party confessed first?

Gu Xiaoshou: He.

Yang Xiaogong: Me.

Li Mou: What an honest boy!

28 How much do you like each other?

Yang Xiaogong: Love heals life.

Gu Xiaoshou (shy): I will never leave her forever.

29 So, do you love each other?

Li Mou: Look at the question! (All kinds of complaints in my heart~~...)

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Yang Xiaogong: Acting like a baby, angry, furious, gentle, shy...

Li Mou: Then, may I ask, when did you have something wrong with your family?

Yang Xiaogong: On the bed.

Li Mou: Pfft... (Looking at Gu Xiaoshou suspiciously: Are you sure it can be described as a saber-toothed tiger or a lion? Shouldn't it be a wolf?)

【Extra Story】Hundred Questions about Husband and Wife Sex

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Gu Xiaoshou (looks at the people around): Go to an alien planet, and find a gentle girl!

Yang Xiaogong (looking eagerly at Gu Xiaoshou): Chuanchuan, do you still like girls?

Gu Xiaoshou (shakes his head and nods): I don't seem to be crooked...

Li Mou (face expressionless, complaining inwardly): Let me go, can you stop digressing like this? !

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou: Impossible!

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Yang Xiaogong: Go find him.

Gu Xiaoshou: Wait for him to find it.

Li Mou: ...

34. Which part of your partner do you like the most?

Yang Xiaogong: All of them.

Li Mou: Gu darling, how about you?Stop coddling!

Gu Xiaoshou (looking up and down Yang Xiaogong): ...

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Li Mou (covering his mouth and coughing): Answer honestly!

Yang Xiaogong (curved lips): Many times.

Gu Xiaoshou (rolling his eyes): Many times.

The judges in the audience (starting to throw things at Moumou again): When are there many times? ? !

Li Mou (full face): Hey, why is Mao targeting me?

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Gu Xiaoshou (blush): Many times.

Yang Xiaogong: (Moumou interjects—don’t say “many times” again!) When Chuan Chuan looked at me, and when Chuan Chuan showed a very charming expression.

Li Mou (spitting out softly): Let me go, can you see the expression in such a dark night? !

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Gu Xiaoshou (thought deeply): Except for the time when grandma passed away, I was very happy in everything else.

Yang Xiaogong: Seeing Chuanchuan happy makes me happy.

39 Ever quarreled?

Gu Xiaoshou: Does the previous life count?

Yang Xiaogong: What last life?

Li Mou (quickly interjecting): Next question!

40 What are the quarrels?

Gu Xiaoshou & Li Mou: ...

Li Mou: Next question!

How to reconcile after 41?

Gu Xiaoshou and Li Mou (both furious): Next question!

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou (fingers clasped): Of course.

43 When do you feel loved?

Gu Xiaoshou (contemptuous): I have always been loved.

Yang Xiaogong: When Chuanchuan is happy.

Li Mou (rolling lips): Foolish loyalty.

44 What is your expression of love?

Gu Xiaoshou: Don't hide from the love Yang Minglie gave.

Yang Xiaogong: Let Chuanchuan be happy.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Gu Xiaoshou (glaring at Yang Xiaogong aggrieved): You stopped loving me last time!

Yang Xiaogong (reflection): Is there anyone who doesn't love you...

Gu Xiaoshou (staring): I have already said not to do those internal and external checkups, you insist on dragging it!

Yang Xiaogong (softly consoling): That's for your own good. The inspection has changed from once a week to once every two weeks. Inspection is necessary...%&￥#...

Li Mou (spitting inwardly): Yang Xiaogong, where is your iceberg temperament?What about your reticence?Do you dare to be more pampered? !

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Yang Xiaogong: White Rose.

Gu Xiaoshou (watching Yang Xiaogong for a long while): ... can't think of it.

Li Mou: I can't think of it either.

Yang Xiaogong: ...

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Gu Xiaoshou (looking at Li Mou): ...

Yang Xiaogong (looking at Gu Xiaoshou): Chuanchuan...

Gu Xiaoshou (frustrated): Alright, why not tell you when I get back? !

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou: How can there be any inferiority complex?

Li Mou (tearful eyes): I know, I know that we are the favored children of heaven, and our career and relationship are perfect, so don't stimulate me like this again!

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Yang Xiaogong: I know everything that should be known, and even if I know what I shouldn't know, I will treat it as if I don't know.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Yang Xiaogong and Gu Xiaoshou (looking at each other affectionately): Yes.

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51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Li Mou (glanced at Gu Guaiguai who had already started to clench his fist): Tell the truth!

Yang Xiaogong (looks fondly at his aggrieved little shou): Sometimes I will be below.

Gu Xiaoshou (blows a kiss gratefully): (mental activity, desperation) Look, sometimes it’s good to be on top, not everyone knows the truth of the phrase “those who are on top are not necessarily gong”!

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Li Mou (looked at the size of the two, then looked at the expressions of the two, and then thought about their temperament): This is destined, next question!

Gu Xiaoshou (looked at his Xiaogong in puzzlement): Yang Minglie, why didn't I hear this right?

Yang Xiaogong: Then don't listen to her, hurry up and let's go back to dinner.

Gu Xiaoshou (nodding): Well, I am really hungry!

Li Mou: ...

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Yang Xiaogong: Satisfied.

Gu Xiaoshou (hesitating for a moment, nodding...)

54 The location of the first H?

Yang Xiaogong: Holiday Manor on Fengshan Mountain

55 How did you feel at that time?

Gu Xiaoshou (wrinkled face): It hurts to start talking!

Yang Xiaogong (curling his lips slightly): It's beautiful!

Li Mou (recalling): Damn it, that chapter was stuck for more than a day!I was squeezed out and got two notifications, and I revised it several times before it passed! ! !

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Yang Xiaogong (recall): Very beautiful, very charming.

Gu Xiaoshou (blush): ... very sexy.

Li Mou (Tucao): It must be very helpless to endure it!

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Yang Xiaogong: Chuanchuan...

Li Mou (exploding hair): Damn it, this is shouting, not "a word"!

Yang Minglie (looked over coldly, Mou was instantly frozen into a popsicle!): ...

Gu Xiaoshou: I'll go!

Li Mou (whispering): This is a complaint, and it is not a "sentence"! (Frozen into an ice sculpture by Yang Xiaogong's cold eyes again...)

58 times per week H?

Yang Xiaogong (seemingly dissatisfied): Chuanchuan once or twice when he was still studying, now two or three times.

Li Mou (curious): Why such an arrangement?

Yang Xiaogong (cold eyes): Chuanchuan must not delay him when he still has to go to school. Now, Chuanchuan also has some things to be busy, and he cannot be delayed.

Li Mou (star-eyed): What a sign of a good husband!

Gu Xiaoshou (glaring at Mou, grabbing his little Gong): Yang Minglie belongs to my master, I want to find it myself!

Yang Xiaogong (circling his own Xiaoshou sideways): I only love Chuanchuan's.

Li Mou (rolling eyes): Hey, go home and show off your love, don't provoke hatred here!next question! (Damn you, these two bastards don't know how to be grateful at all. How can you say that your happiness and sweetness are also obtained through your own mother. You don't pay attention to your mother's mood at all!)

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Gu Xiaoshou (hesitating): ... twice.

Yang Xiaogong (looking at his little shou tenderly): Chuanchuan, three times is better, you can...%￥#@*&...

(In the end, Gu Xiaoshou nodded approvingly, and almost went up to hug Yang Xiaogong and kiss him to express his deep understanding.)

Li Mou (whispering in his heart): Gu Erhuo, you have been fooled again.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Yang Xiaogong: Very beautiful.

Li Mou: Gu darling, tell the truth~~...

Gu Xiaoshou (turning his face aside): It wasn't very good at first, but it was very comfortable later on.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Yang Xiaogong (looks like he frowned): ...

Gu Xiaoshou (looks away): ...

Li Mou (looked at it): ...Next question!

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Gu Xiaoshou & Yang Xiaogong: ...

Li Mou (staring and raising his eyebrows): Give me a good answer, or you will be separated for three to five years!

Yang Xiaogong (beckoning with ice-cold eyes): What is the most sensitive part of a man when he is facing his lover? !

Gu Xiaoshou (angry, angry, and aggrieved): Fuck me, I have to be answered so bluntly without such an obvious question!

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Yang Xiaogong: Little evildoer.

Gu Xiaoshou (slightly lifts her red lips, spits out a word): Wolf.

Li Mou (nodding): Appropriate.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Yang Xiaogong: I like it.

Gu Xiaoshou (looks at Xiao Gong): If you don't use it so long and so hard every time, I think H is quite comfortable!

Yang Xiaogong (attached to the ear of his own monster): Well, I'll be more gentle next time.

(Gu Xiaoshou nodded lightly with red ears, then Yang Xiaogong smiled slightly...)

65 Where is H in general?

Gu Xiaoshou (contemptuously): In the house!

Li Mou (silently complaining): Damn it, why didn't you say it was the bed, or I wouldn't block you, bastard!You think I don't know that you and your wife have tried bathrooms, sofas, and even car shocks~~...

66 H places you want to try?

Yang Xiaogong (hugs Gu Xiaoshou who has buried his head behind his back, and glances coldly at Mou who has not recovered): Look at the last sentence of Li Mou's complaint.

Li Mou (being poked back to his senses, then widened his eyes): Huh?

The director's voice came out of the headset: Moumou, your complaint just now was too loud!

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Husband and wife: both.

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Husband and wife: No.

Li Mou (adding in his heart): The general agreement, Yang Guaiguai, remembers it!

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou: No.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Gu Xiaoshou (looking at Yang Xiaogong): You speak first.

Yang Xiaogong (frowned): I agree...

Gu Xiaoshou (opening his face): Let me go, I really agree!

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Gu Xiaoshou (looking at his Xiao Gong in horror): ...I don't think that is possible.

Yang Xiaogong (with a cold look in his eyes): To appease people, deal with that beast secretly.

Li Mou (swallowing): ...Does processing mean killing?

Yang Xiaogong (spit out gently): No.It is to let him live and die first, and then let him die without a place to bury him.

Li Mou (turning his head away): ...Every man hides a beast in his heart, this is really true!

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Yang Xiaogong: No.

Gu Xiaoshou (looks floating): I can't either!

Li Mou (spitting again): Gu obedient, if your gaze can be fixed, it will be more convincing!Of course, if the tip of your ear is not red, it will be very convincing!

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Yang Xiaogong: Put him in the barracks.

Gu Xiaoshou: Master, don't go!

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Yang Xiaogong: Not bad.

Gu Xiaoshou (clenching his fist): Good at it!

Li Mou (suspicious): ...

75 What about the other party?

Yang Xiaogong (looks at the people around him, his handsome face trembles slightly): ...it's okay.

Gu Xiaoshou (wrinkled face): So-so, it hurts every time.

Li Mou: Are you too delicate? !

Gu Xiaoshou (exploded): Where is the young master so delicate? !

Li Mou (looking up and down): Everywhere is squeamish!Ok, next question!

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Gu Xiaoshou: "I don't go in, I just dawdle!" '

Yang Xiaogong: "Lie, let's continue!" '

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Yang Xiaogong: I really like any of Chuanchuan's expressions when he was in H.

Gu Xiaoshou: Gentle.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou: Of course not!

79 Are you interested in □?

Yang Xiaogong (slightly frowned and looked at his delicate little shou, shaking his head): ...

Gu Xiaoshou (looks at Li Mou complicatedly): Do you have the same self-abuse tendency as Xiao Liangliang?

Li Mou (gritting teeth): ...I just borrowed the question and rephrased it.

(Xu Liang in the audience squatted in the corner and drew circles, lying down for Mao Laozi!)

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Gu Xiaoshou (looks at Xiaogong suspiciously): Will it?

Yang Xiaogong (shaking his head): No.

Li Mou: Cough!Good boy, answer the question time, please pay attention to the occasion before showing affection!

Yang Xiaogong (with a cold glance): Of course, we should ask first, and then use practical actions to eliminate this phenomenon.

81 What do you think about □?

Gu Xiaoshou: Boring.

Yang Xiaogong (cold eyes): Breaking the law.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Gu Xiaoshou (wrinkled face, then glanced at Mou with a disappointed face): ...You don't understand what I said!

Li Mou: ...What about Yang Xiaogong's answer?

Yang Xiaogong: Hooked the fire out and muttered not to do it...

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Yang Xiaogong: No.

Li Mou: ... so calm!

Gu Xiaoshou: ...in the car.

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Gu Xiaoshou (instantly throws himself on Xiaogong, blocking his chest with his white and tender claws): Don't say anything!

Yang Xiaogong (curved lips): ...

Li Mou (Tucao): Facts speak louder than words.next question!

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou: ...

86. Has the attacking side ever acted □?

Gu Xiaoshou: Yes!

Yang Xiaogong (recalling): ...No?

Gu Xiaoshou (sorrowful and indignant): Still reneging on debts!That time when I came back from City W, I thought you were fine from the look on your face, but when you got back to your place of residence, you closed the door and locked the door, drew the curtains...

Li Mou (supplemented silently): Then stripped naked, washed, thrown on the bed, eaten dry and wiped off, even the bone dregs were almost gone.The most important thing is, hey, Yang has been so cruel for a while, there is no need for lubricant~~...

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Yang Xiaogong (looks distressedly at Xiaoshou who is still frowning): Chuanchuan, this kind of thing will never happen again!I promise!

Li Mou (touching his chin): Does this mean that if something like this happens again, Gu Guaiguai will still be treated like this?

(Mou was shot to death by a Frost Arrow...)

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Yang Xiaogong: Chuanchuan.

Gu Xiaoshou: Yang Minglie. (Whispering, it would be better if it was more detailed)

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Husband and wife: Yes.

Did 90 use small props in H?

Yang Xiaogong: Does lubricant count?

Li Mou: Not counting.

Gu Xiaoshou (frowned): That Yushi...

Li Mou: Nonsense, of course!

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Yang Xiaogong: The day I became an adult.

Gu Xiaoshou: The day Yang Minglie came of age.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Yang Xiaogong & Gu Xiaoshou (nodding): Yes.

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Gu Xiaoshou: Eyes, eyebrows and lips.

Yang Xiaogong: Lips.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Yang Xiaogong: Eyes, eyebrows, lips and collarbone, the rest of the place is also very good.

Gu Xiaoshou: Lips, cheeks, and Adam's apple.

Li Mou (looks at Gu Xiaoshou meaningfully): He really is a little evildoer~~... (Kiss Adam’s apple, heh, it’s strange not to let that wolf of Yang Guaiguai lose self-control! ——So, every time You deserve it for not being able to get out of bed!)

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Gu Xiaoshou: Cooperate with him.

Yang Xiaogong: Try to be as gentle as possible.

What will you think at 96H?

Yang Xiaogong: Chuanchuan...

Li Mou (looking at the ceiling): ...

Gu Xiaoshou: Go to sleep after finishing this time!

97 H times per night?

Gu Xiaoshou (staring): Who asked these questions, it's all about privacy!

Li Mou (smiled maliciously): Why, you don’t have a problem with your abilities, do you?So dare not say...

Gu Xiaoshou (staring): You are the one who has the problem!The young master is very brave, right, Yang Minglie?

Yang Xiaogong (petitious): Yes. (Except for the fact that the first two times are more energetic, if the next two or three times are not half asleep and half awake, it will be convincing...)

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Yang Xiaogong: Most of the time it is me.

Gu Xiaoshou (staring): Who made you move so neatly every time!

What is 99 H to you?

Yang Xiaogong: The fusion of love and desire.

Gu Xiaoshou: A direct expression of love.

Li Mou (patting his heart): I’m so afraid that there will be such a weird answer as "This is the direct effect of the emotional catalyzing hormone"!

100 Please say a word to your lover.

The couple looked at each other affectionately, and said affectionately under the flying petals: "I love you."

Mou retreated to the side, with a smile on his lips, looking at the audience below who were all smiling, in fact, happiness is like this...

------------------------Happy Ending! -------------------------

The author has something to say: So far, "This Child Is Easy to Raise" is over, thank you for your support along the way, thank you!Moumou will work harder! O(∩_∩)O~……

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