fall!This shitty game

Kou Zhan opened his eyes with a burning pain in his upper lip.

Lu Huaisa rushed to Dr. Xue happily: "Doctor, he's awake! Is my method of pinching people correct?"

That's right, sir...

Kou Zhan carefully touched his lips with the tip of his tongue, hissed, and withdrew his tongue.

He turned his head to the left, and Lu Sha's baby was lying on the same hospital bed, looking at him.

He turned his head to the right, and the swollen sausage-like upper lip was clearly reflected in the mirror on the right.

Kou Zhan: "..."

The veterinarian lady pushed the door in, holding a bottle in her hand, walked to Shetland's side, and started the preliminary preparations for the injection.

"Wait." Dr. Xue pushed the frame of the glasses: "Put it on him first, his condition is more serious."

The veterinarian lady moved the bottle to a space and hung it on top of Kou Zhan's head.

wait wait wait!

Is it really okay to do this!

Kou Zhan turned over and got out of bed, and rushed to Lu Huaisha's side with hands and feet.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Temporary fainting caused by hypoglycemia." Lu Huaisha was heartbroken: "Master Kou, how could you be so hungry? Tell me when you are hungry. Do you still need me to teach you?"

Nani? !Hypoglycemia! !

Kou Zhan was dumbfounded. He just finished a whole box of chocolates at Lu Huaisha's house a few hours ago, and now he actually told him that he fainted because of hypoglycemia? !

Has all the chocolate gone into Shetland's stomach?

"Who said I was hypoglycemic?"

"It's Dr. Xue. He even prescribed a glucose drip for you. Hurry up and lie down and get an injection. My baby will also have a companion."

Kou Zhan selectively ignored the second half of Lu Huaisha's very inappropriate words, and looked at Dr. Xue.

"That...doctor, I don't think I have hypoglycemia..."

Dr. Xue looked at him coldly: "I won't repeat the words, but young man, you are very courageous."

Kou Zhan: "..."

In the end, Kou Zhan was forced to accompany Shetland to take a bottle of glucose because of Dr. Xue's eye knife and Lu Huaisha's heartbroken worries, and then walked out of the Crown Pet Hospital top-heavy.

The seafood buffet was unsuccessful, because Lu Huaisha said that Dr. Xue told him not to eat greasy meat when he left; the taxi was not successful, because Lu Huaisha said that Dr. Xue told him that proper exercise is good for health; Suffering from depression, Shetland walked five kilometers on foot and returned to Lu Huaisha's apartment. Looking at the four blisters on her feet, she felt that she was about to suffer from depression.

Nima, if Dr. Xue was the strategy character in the game, he would definitely not show any mercy to him.

Kou Zhan drank the last sip of porridge resentfully, climbed onto the bed with his whole body sore and limp, and immediately fell asleep when his head touched the pillow.

Weekends always passed quickly, and classes resumed on Monday. As time went by, the air pressure around Kou Zhan became lower and lower day by day. Even though he decided that the game was just a nightmare, he still had a hard time thinking about the "real week tour". Huai, the seven days seemed to be a curse, if he could not get out of the confinement during this period, his heart would never be at peace.

In reality, Kou Zhan is an otaku with a bloody background. His parents died unexpectedly when he was a minor, and the guardian is under the name of a distant relative who has lived in a foreign country for a long time. The distant relative has never returned to China. The relationship with Kou Zhan No different from strangers.But as a guardian, he hired a nanny to take care of Kou Zhan. When Kou Zhan went to college, he dismissed the nanny and began to live in school as his home.

As a dead house, Kou Zhan doesn't have many friends, and most of them have lost contact. At present, there is only one brother, his roommate Lu Huaisha, so Kou Zhan's mental state has put Lu Huaisha under great pressure these days.

As a good friend, he felt that he should do something.

"Master Kou, there are only two classes in the morning tomorrow, do you have any plans after class?"

Kou Zhan looked up at him gloomyly, then slowly lowered his head, took out the oil pen and crossed out Wednesday on the calendar, the tip of the pen touched the coated paper, making a toothache creaking sound, Lu Huaisha Immediately got goosebumps all over my body.

Lu Huaisha burst into tears: "...Say something, Mr. Kou, what are you going to do with your eyes that have been dead for a long time!"

"There's...one...day left..."

Lu Huaisha: "What did you say?"

Kou Zhan remained silent, looked at Thursday on the calendar dully, and sighed faintly.

Lu Huaisha collapsed, regardless of whether Kou Zhan agreed or not, he dragged him out of school after class the next morning after class.

Along the way, Lu Huaisha didn't stop talking as if he had taken medicine.

"My mother arranged for me to go on a blind date again today, and she told me that this time the woman was a match made in heaven. But I heard that the woman was a little crazy. It is said that her ex-boyfriend was forced to jump off the building and scared to death You said I was only in my early twenties, why is my mother in a hurry. Uncle Kou, you accompany me on a blind date today, and by the way, it’s also a way to relax. You can say whatever you want to ruin my reputation after seeing that woman, Qian Don't let that woman fall in love with me, okay, buddy, can this request be done?"

"..."

"Day! Uncle Kou, you should say something——"

Walking into Xingke, Lu Huaisha looked around, and fixed his eyes on a girl sitting on the small sofa by the French window.

Lu Huaisha covered his face and moaned: "Oh...no..."

Kou Zhan followed his line of sight, with a look of amazement in his eyes.

The girl looked out of the window sideways, and from Kou Zhan's perspective, she could only see her pink bow, pink chiffon dress, pink lace gloves, pink mobile phone case and pink fish mouth high heels.

Such a wonderful pink girl...

Kou Zhan's mood suddenly improved a lot as he looked at his good friend who looked like ashes beside him.

"That's her? Fool Lu, hurry up, don't keep the girls waiting."

Kou Zhan pulled Lu Huaisha, who almost wanted to run away, towards Pink Girl. Pink Girl kept looking out the window, as if she didn't hear their movements.

Kou Zhan pushed his good friend, Lu Huaisha cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Excuse me... are you Miss Qi? I am Lu Huaisha."

The pink girl turned around and gave Lu Huaisha a reproachful look: "Brother Lu, you are so annoying, she is not a young lady, her name is Qi Anni."

What the hell!

Lying down a big trough! !

This world is not real! ! !

Kou Zhan's eyes went dark, he staggered a few steps back, and bumped into something.

"Ah—it's annoying, cousin be careful!"

The scorching temperature spread rapidly on his back, and Kou Zhan gasped and turned around. When he saw the person behind him, his face turned pale and he almost couldn't even stand still.

Qining frowned and looked at him, the coffee on the tray in his hand was spilled all over the place, his lips were tightly pressed, and the darkness in his eyes made Kou Zhan almost want to run away.

This familiar look... This cliff is a precursor to Qi Ning's anger!

Why are they here? It's unscientific! ! !

Kou Zhan hid behind Lu Huaisha tremblingly, while Qi Anni rushed to Qining's side in panic, took out a tissue to wipe the coffee stains on his body.

"Cousin, you are so annoying, are you burnt?"

"It's okay, let's talk first." Qi Ning bent over and put on the coat that was on the sofa to cover the stains: "I'll go buy four more drinks, what do you two want to drink?"

Coincidence, coincidence, it's just a coincidence...

Don't know me, don't know me, he definitely doesn't know me...

Kou Zhan was stunned by Qi Ning's deep gaze, and quietly tugged at Lu Huaisha's sleeve, lowering his voice in horror: "Fool Lu, I'm in a hurry, so I'm leaving first."

"Uncle, you can't leave!" Lu Huaisha was more terrified than him: "Do you have the heart to watch me fall into the hands of that pink witch!"

"People don't necessarily like you."

"No, she's already taken a fancy to me!"

Kou Zhan turned his head, just in time to see Qi Anni winking at Lu Huaisha.

Kou Zhan: "..."

Lu Huaisha looked like he was about to cry: "Master Kou, you can't leave, you have to stay with me, and you have to do your best to discredit me, please!"

Kou Zhan felt uncomfortable being stared at by Qi Ning, and stretched out his hand one by one to break away Lu Huaisha's gripping fingers: "You can directly confess to them that you have no intention of in-depth communication."

"Didn't you see that she brought her cousin here to sit in town?!" Lu Huaisha's lips were pale: "Don't you think her cousin looks like a gangster?!"

Fool Lu, your intuition is spot on.

Lu Huaisha continued to speak incoherently: "Did you see the muscles in his arms before he was wearing a coat just now, it looks very predictable!"

It is indeed very interesting, and it is even more interesting when he takes off his clothes.

Tears welled up in Lu Huaisha's eyes: "In case that pink girl takes a fancy to me but I refuse to pick her up, she will find her cousin to take revenge on me and beat me up!"

That is, if Qi Ning wants to kill you, it's as simple as crushing a chicken.

Lu Huaisha seemed to be in despair: "Master Kou, you must help me to make Pink Girl completely disappointed in me, how could you just leave like this—"

"What are you two doing standing up, sit down."

Kou Zhan and Lu Huaisha both shook their heads and turned their heads to look sideways at the same time. At some point, Qi Ning ordered four more cups of coffee and put them on the table one by one.

"Sit down, you can chat casually, I just accompany my cousin to take a look. By the way, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Qining, Annie's cousin."

Qi Ning happened to be standing at the exit of the sofa between Kou Zhan and Lu Huaisha, blocking the way.

Lu Huaisha conveyed his horror with his silent eyes: "Look, he won't let us go!"

Kou Zhan and Lu Huaisha shook hands to encourage each other, and sat down tremblingly.

The eight eyes met each other, and the scene was cold.

Under Qi Ningsen's cold gaze, Lu Huaisha forced himself to speak, and smiled dryly: "Haha, everyone...why don't you talk?"

"Brother Lu, you are so annoying. My mother said that girls should be reserved. You should talk about it first."

Lu Huaisha held his breath and quietly moved his butt back, trying to get a little further away from Qi Anni within a limited range.

He secretly kicked his good friend who was like a wooden man, and stretched out his hand to pinch his thigh.

Uncle button, say something, say something quickly.

If this continues, I will suffocate QAQ

Kou Zhan has been thinking about whether this Qi Ning is the Qi Ning in the game, which can be called fantasy, science fiction and fantasy. Suddenly, he was kicked by Lu Huaisha, startled, and blurted out the words without thinking.

"Mr. Qi, how is your kidney function?"

The three pairs of eyes that fell on Kou Zhan suddenly became very strange.

After a long time, Qining took a sip of coffee and put down the cup slowly: "If you want to know, let's make an appointment, you can come and try."

Kou Zhan trembled: "No, no, no... You misunderstood Mr. Qi, I just think you look familiar."

He paused, and cautiously probed: "I don't know if we knew each other before?"

The three pairs of eyes looking at him suddenly became even weirder.

Qi Ning raised the corners of his lips and smiled: "I don't know."

Kou Zhan breathed a sigh of relief, showing a relieved smile, and picked up the coffee.

"But we can get to know each other from now on."

"puff--"

Kou Zhan couldn't help but spit out all the coffee in his mouth, which unfortunately sprayed Qi Anni all over her head and face.

"Ah - I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!"

Qi Anni screamed hysterically, Lu Huaisha excitedly scratched Kou Zhan's hands green.

That's awesome bro!Uncle Kou, you are my brother for the rest of my life!

Here Kou Zhan was about to be pierced by Qi Ningsen's cold eye knife. He really couldn't bear such mental pressure, he gritted his teeth, decided to make a quick decision, and stood up abruptly.

Under the astonished eyes of everyone, he hugged Lu Huaisha and bit his lips hard!

After a standard French kiss, 15 seconds later, he suddenly pushed away his good friend and looked at the unpredictable Qi Ning and the silly Qi Anni.

"I'm sorry, but he and I really love each other and have lived together for three years. Please don't destroy our happiness!"

Kou Zhan pulled Lu Huaisha, Sa Yazi flew out of Xing Ke amidst the sound of whistles, intercepted a taxi, got in quickly, and left in a hurry.

In the taxi, Lu Huaisha spit out the window with a broken face.

"Bah bah bah, dude, my uncle, your whole family! What did you eat this morning? It tastes like garlic! Ah bah!"

Kou Zhan had a stiff expression and dull eyes. When the car arrived at the school, he immediately drove out and rushed into the school without looking back.

"Master Kou, what are you doing so fast, I have your wallet on you, come back to me—"

Kou Zhan rushed into the psychological counseling room, saw Dr. Xue in the room, hugged his thigh and cried bitterly.

"Doctor Xue, genius doctor Xue! Not only do I hallucinate, but I also hallucinate. The person in the dream just appeared in reality. This is definitely an illusion caused by schizophrenia, right?"

With a flash in his eyes, Dr. Xue took out a document from the bookshelf and handed it to him.

Kou Zhan took it and bowed his head.

—— "Google Knows: A Complete Collection of Contact Information and Addresses of Mental Hospitals Around the World"

Kou Zhan swallowed speechlessly: "Thank you."

Dr. Xue pushed his glasses: "You're welcome, I won't repeat the words, you are the first one who dares to break into the office without knocking, young man, you are very courageous."