fall!This shitty game

Q: When encountering the biggest crisis in your life, what would you do?

A．Would rather die than surrender, resist to the end

B．If you want to chop it, you can chop it, and you will be a hero again after 18 years

C．Call the helpline and seek help from people outside the venue

D．I hate it, people are actually disguised as men, there is no JJ

Kou Zhan thought deeply for a moment, and chose to ask the system for help. After 3 minutes, he finally got the system's response.

【Ding!Dear player, your request for help has been received, and the solution has been placed in the inventory, please check it as soon as possible. ] Kou Zhan couldn't wait to open the inventory.

There is a book in it called "Kwai X Collection".

Kou Zhan: "..."

real!stick!Heart!ah!

System, your uncle, I sincerely thank you and your family!

【Ding!Dear player, please do not speak bad words. According to the latest player rules, players will be banned for two hours. 】Where did things like player rules come from?

Make up the system yourself!

An hour later, when relatives visited the prison, Kou Sha walked in leisurely with a smile of the Virgin of the White Lotus.

Kou Zhan's eyes twitched, and he suddenly felt that things were a little different from what he had imagined.

Wait, what about the promised high fever? !What about hunger strike? !What kind of trouble is this kind of proud expression going to cause?

Kou Sha was obviously in a very good mood, he sat down with a smile on his face, and his gaze wandered around Kou Zhan.

"The execution will be executed the day after tomorrow, how do you feel?"

In silence, unable to answer.

Koza showed an innocent and cute smile.

"Pain? Despair? Can't speak? Hehehe, I'm so happy to see you speechless."

【Ding!Kosha's favorability towards the player is +5, and the current total favorability is 70, please keep up the good work. 】Kou Zhan: =口=

What? !

When did he open the Koza branch?Also, why is the favorability so high? !

Since waking up, he has been immersed in pain and entanglement, and he didn't even think about checking the strategy panel.

So... With a favorability level of seventy, what happened to him while he was in a coma!

Why is there a kind of quilt!pit!father!of!feel!Sleep!

Kou Zhan looked at the progress of the strategy with blood on his face.

Then, he was shocked...

What's up with the achievement medal for reaching the honorary title of ten thousand years!

That Kosha's blackening value reached 50, what happened to the awakened blackened soul!

Why does Kou Sha have such a ghostly attitude when his favorability towards him reaches 70? This is unscientific!

【Ding!Dear players, honor medal and blackening index are new functions after system repair BUG update. In addition, many other services such as detailed query of "favorability/blackening value" and fast channel for complaints have been added. For details, please refer to the game Explore one by one. 】Kou Zhan shook his hand and clicked on the icon [+] for detailed query of favorability.

The door to the new world opens in front of you——Kosha's favorability with the player +5, blackening value +25, opening the branch line of Kosha's strategy.

Successfully slapped the player once——Kosha's favorability with the player +20, blackening value +5.

Successfully slapped the player once——Kosha's favorability with the player +20, blackening value +5.

Successfully slapped the player once——Kosha's favorability with the player +20, blackening value +5.

Successfully hit the player once with words - Kosha's favorability with the player +5.

Current total favorability: 70.

The current total blackening value: 50 [Awakening of the blackened soul].

dog!Eye!already!blind!

Kou Zhan, who finally knew what happened, burst into tears.

Why didn't that little bastard with Lu's foolish face stop taking two more shots when he was unconscious!After waking up like this, the favorability will be one hundred!Boy, can you do it! [Kou Zhan, who is seriously wrong in the focus, looks at Kou Sha, with uncontrollable pain and anger in his eyes.

Kou Sha suddenly felt dry mouth, and Kou Zhan's expression made him uncontrollably excited.

"You can never get tired of seeing this look of yours."

【Ding!Kosha's favorability towards the player is +5, and the current total favorability is 75, please keep up the good work. 】Although the increase in favorability is indeed gratifying, this look of wanting to torture me to death is not at all the state that 75 favorability should have!

【Ding!Dear players, in the newly added function, the blackening value is a unique feature of the attacking object of the subject attribute. Once the blackening value is activated, the attacking object will embark on the road from receiving to attacking. When the blackening value reaches the peak of 50, blackening The soul of the soul will be awakened, and the favorability of the attack target under the blessing of this attribute will be shrouded in the negative state of the blackened soul. The specific performance is: if you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue; Just feel at ease; the more you are in pain, the more I will love you madly. ] What a painful attribute this is!

Kou Sha saw that Kou Zhan's complexion was brilliant but he kept silent, suddenly felt a little dissatisfied.

He stood up, stepped forward, and rolled his eyes.

"If you kneel down and beg me, I will consider asking the court to commute your sentence."

How to reduce the sentence for chopping JJ, from chopping off a whole one to chopping off half of it!

Kou Zhan complained silently in his heart, his face became more and more sad and indignant, and even his body began to tremble slightly, as if the blow had been unbearable.

【Ding!Kosha's favorability towards the player is +5, and the current total favorability is 80, please continue to work hard. ] Kou Sha became more and more happy. He giggled and stretched out his hand to break Zheng Kou Zhan's face.

Then, he opened his eyes slightly.

Kou Zhan's eyes were red, and he stared at him intently, two lines of tears flowed down his tight cheeks, like blood flowing out under the dark red light.

"Hahahaha! I like this look! You also look like this today, it's so happy! It's so happy!"

【Ding!Kosha's favorability towards the player is +10, and the current total favorability is 90, please keep up the good work. 】I am also very happy that the favorability has increased so much!

Kou Zhan continued his efforts, rushed forward and raised his fist to hit Kou Sha's face. Unexpectedly, Kou Sha did not dodge or dodge, and received a hard punch from him.

"Oh, you really hate me, but now you can only squat in prison and struggle like an ant. It's really good."

【Ding!Kosha's favorability towards the player is +10, and when the favorability reaches 100, the first phase of the task is completed, and the "kill must die" function is triggered.The second phase of the task is started, the content of the task - kill Kou Sha, the target of the attack, and the time limit is 48 hours. Congratulations to the player, please continue to work hard. 】 Kou Zhan was stunned, and immediately decided to make an inch of it and make another two strikes. Anyway, he was so angry that the gutter was overturned.

Kou Sha took a step back, avoiding his fist, and kicked Kou Zhan in the stomach!

Kou Zhan fell to the ground with a bang, quickly bit the tip of his tongue, and when he had saved enough, he sprayed reddish saliva mixed with bloodshot all over the floor.

Kou Sha was stunned for a moment, the anger on his face dissipated instantly, and he took a step towards Kou Zhan.

Kou Zhan remained motionless, pretending to be dead.

Kosha frowned: "Hello."

Keep playing dead.

Kou Sha knelt down next to Kou Zhan, sniffed his breath, and turned him over: "Is he dead or not, say something."

"..."

Kou Zhan spit out another mouthful of blood + saliva, which covered Kou Sha's face.

"You...you talk, you're dumb!"

Bingo, if the answer is correct, give it a five-star praise.

There was a trace of panic in Kou Sha's eyes. He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and stared at Kou Zhan.

"As long as you sign this document, I will immediately find a doctor for you and apply to cancel your sentence."

Kou Zhan glanced at it, with a distressed expression on his face, and sprayed a file by the way.

Damn it, this kid is actually thinking about it.

Volunteering to be raped by him in the previous life, under any circumstances, you are not allowed to get married, not allowed to have anyone, etc. What a stupid dream you are dreaming!

Kou Zhan sneered inwardly, stretched out his hand, and tremblingly wanted to take the pen in Kou Sha's hand.

The arms were weak and failed several times.

Koza approached and put the pen in his hand.

"Hurry up, sign quickly, and I will seek treatment immediately after signing."

Kou Sha saw that Kou Zhan's eyes had started to turn white, and his complexion became bad.

He moved closer, almost sticking to Kou Zhan's side, and held the document in front of him.

"Quick sign!"

Kou Zhan lifted the pen tremblingly, his wrist was weak, and he failed to draw a mark on the paper several times.

Kosha kept urging: "Hold on, hurry up!"

Kou Zhan finally drew a stroke on the paper feebly. At the same time, his other hand also quietly touched Kou Sha's waist, flicked the hilt of the sonic laser sword, and hooked it in his hand. inside.

Get it!

He jumped up, pressed the opening button of the hilt of the sword, and the laser blade brush appeared. Kou Zhan swung his backhand and slashed at Kou Sha!

Kosha retreated sharply, using the S-rank dodge ability to the extreme, but even if he avoided the damage of the laser sword, he was still shaken by the sound waves from the blade.

Kou Zhan's face was bloodied when he missed the blow.

The double E level is too ecstasy, why is he the only one who is so useless in this volume when everyone's level is against the sky!

Suddenly something fell on the ground in his arms, and the sound made Kou Zhan and Kou Sha pause, and they all looked at each other.

The first page of "Kui X Collection" was spread out, and a line of words on the left page came into view.

- If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace.

Kou Zhan: "..."

Kou Sha was shocked, staring at Kou Zhan, his eyes were bloodshot: "It turns out... so you are not afraid at all! It turns out that you have prepared for it a long time ago! Is this punishment also within your expectations, and you want to borrow others' money to kill you?" Let your wish come true!"

What the hell!

You just want to fulfill the wish of chopping JJ!

Your whole family wants to fulfill the wish of chopping JJ!

It is an insult to his personality to frame the cliff like this!

Kou Zhan abandoned his fear, he was furious, and he felt a gust of air rising from the chrysanthemum, swimming around his whole body, and he was suddenly full of strength!

Kosha rushed towards him with a sullen face, mobilizing the surrounding airflow, rolling up the pages that fell on the ground, and turning them back and forth.

The pictures on each page were connected into one while flipping, and the person on the picture seemed to start to move, every move fell into Kou Zhan's eyes and imprinted in his mind, making him follow it involuntarily.

Lunge, squat down, cross your hands and hold them in front of your chest.

Motion—X—Light—Wave—

Vigorous zhenqi erupted from the place where his hands were crossed. Kosha stopped, showing a horrified expression, coughed up a mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground, unconscious.

【Ding!Congratulations to the players who have completed the branch line of Kosha, please continue to work hard. 】

Three seconds later, Kou Zhan sat down on the ground.

Fuck, it's like a dream...

Kou Zhan picked up the "Kui X Collection" and stuffed it back into the inventory.

System, your solution is really awesome, I misunderstood you, I sincerely apologize.

Although I don't know what happened just now, but from now on I am also a martial arts master hahahahaha...

【Ding!The player's crisis was successfully overcome, and the "Aoi X Collection" was recovered. 】

Kou Zhan: "..."

The system is so pissed... Forget it, there is no cheat, anyway, there is still internal energy, so I have earned it.

【Ding!Inner Force True Qi is an additional product of "Ju Kangtai Yiguan Ling Ointment" used by players in the third volume, and it can only take effect with the cooperation of cheats. 】After the two-hour silence was lifted, Kou Zhan couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed in grief and indignation.

"Fuck!"

Then, he hugged Kosha's body and began to kick the door desperately.

"Come here! Something has happened! Come here—"

The soldiers guarding the outside rushed in, and when they saw the scene in the cell, they were shocked.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !

Kou Sha was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment, but half an hour later, it was announced that the rescue was invalid. Although he had heartbeat and breathing, he was brain dead.

There were no fatal injuries on his body, and the surveillance in the cell was turned off. Future people who could not understand the profound Chinese martial arts could not find the reason for Kosha's injury. It was finally determined that the outbreak of unstable factors in the gene chain caused hematemesis and sudden death.

Great, my Aoi X collection!

Kou Zhan was dragged to interrogate for a whole night, but nothing came out of the interrogation, but Kou Sha's document was completely exposed.

Kou Zhan really appreciated the brilliant expressions of the interrogators after reading the documents.

Kou Sha is no different from dead now, and Kou Zheng has become his only son again. In order to keep his descendants, it is definitely impossible to chop up JJ or something!

A day later, Kou Zhan was released, and went home in shock.

Then he heard what the housekeeping robot told him about his cheap daddy.

Probably because he was terribly shocked by what his two sons did, Kou Zheng had a high fever, vomited blood and shut himself up, and couldn't drink a drop of water, which made his subordinates very worried.

In order to express (kan) filial piety (hao) and heart (xi), Kou Zhan didn’t even take a shower after returning home. He wore bloody, dirty and wrinkled clothes, took food from the housekeeping robot, and walked into Kou Zheng. bedroom.

All the curtains in the bedroom were drawn and it was pitch black.

A person lay on the bed, curled up into a ball, panting in pain.

Kou Zhan put down the food and walked forward lightly.

"dad?"

"..."

"Dad, it's me."

The person on the bed trembled suddenly, and a hoarse and vague sound came out of his throat.

Confused?

Kou Zhan moved closer and picked up a bottle of nutritional supplements.

"Dad, come, have something to eat."

Kou Zheng waved his hand suddenly, knocked the nutrient solution into the air, and smashed it against the wall, causing the fragments to scatter everywhere.

Kou Zhan took a step back, but Kou Zheng suddenly stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his waist, dragging him onto the bed with all his might.

Fuck!what happened? !

Is the stimulation too crazy?

Kou Zhan sank into the soft bed and wanted to get up, but Kou Zheng hugged him tightly and pressed him to his chest, unable to move.

Kou Zheng suddenly stopped breathing, and at the same time, a scent of plants diffused into Kou Zhan's nostrils.

Kou Zhan stretched out his hand, and tentatively pushed Kou Zheng's hard chest.

The arm around him suddenly loosened.

Just when Kou Zhan was about to raise his head, a soft kiss landed on his forehead.

"Zhan Zhan, Dad misses you very much. In a blink of an eye, you are so old. The last time I saw you, you couldn't even speak."

Kou Zhan raised his head in confusion, and met a pair of emerald green eyes that were as gentle as water.

It was Kou Zheng's face, Kou Zhan reached out and poked the other person's cheek.

A smile flashed in Cui Mou.

It was Kou Zheng's body, Kou Zhan squeezed the opponent's arm.

The smile in Cui Mou deepened.

Kou Zhan was in a mess.

Obviously it's Kou Zheng himself, the green eyeballs and spring-like temperament are not a dime similar to the previous Iron-Blooded Commander, bastard!

"Zhan Zhan, it seems that you have forgotten about Dad."

The man suspected of being Kou Zheng smiled softly.

"Let me introduce myself, I am Kou Zhi, one of the personalities of this body."

many!Heavy!people!grid!

Kou Zhan looked at Kou Zhi, was stunned for a long time, and said softly, "Dad, can I kiss you?"

"Of course, Zhanzhan."

Trembling, Kou Zhan tentatively moved his lips forward and kissed him.

【Ding!The system reminds that Kou Zhi is a player who can attack characters, and the list of attack characters has increased, please continue to work hard. 】asshole!it is as expected!

Kou Zhan silently checked the strategy list, and his eyes swept to the bottom three words of the list.

——not all collected.

Kou Zhan was shocked.

He raised his head with tears in his eyes and looked at Kou Zhi: "Father, how many other fathers do I have, please tell me at once..."

Kou Zhi stretched out his hand and rubbed Kou Zhan's head, and smiled softly: "Kou Mang is a personality dominated by the sea snake gene. Unlike me, he is a plant-type gene that sees blood and seals the throat. He is born with a strong ability to repair. He recovers It’s a little longer than mine, but it’s not much worse, and you’ll be able to see him after a while, and he misses you a lot.”

"That's... that's all? There are still things to say, I... I can hold on..."

"Huh? Does Zhan Zhan want many fathers?"

"No, enough! Absolutely enough, no more!"

"I'm sorry, Kou Mang and I failed to protect you. You must have suffered a lot when you were young, and you won't do it in the future."

Kou Zhan stared at the list of strategies, speechless.

"Zhanzhan, why are you crying?"

A gentle voice sounded above his head.

Kou Zhan wiped away tears, expressionless.

"Dad, I am moved to tears."

The author has something to say: This article has an outline, and the article is written according to the outline from beginning to end. It is absolutely impossible for me to slap my head today and suddenly come up with a plot, and read the comments tomorrow and suddenly want to molest readers. It is not written casually, so there is no such thing as deliberately abusing readers, deliberately disgusting readers and taking pleasure in it.

But this volume has not been finished yet, and you don’t know what will happen next. I think everyone should have a basic understanding of the characteristics of this literary development. Half of this volume has not been written yet, and I saw the comments. I don't like rushing to PASS, I'm really tired and don't love it.

In addition, I would like to thank the readers for their praise for the protagonist in the early stage. What kind of evil charm, madness, domineering side leakage, and resourcefulness made me suspect that I was not talking about the protagonist in my writing.

However, this article is really not a strategy article about playing tricks and fighting for IQ. If this article is considered a game strategy article, then the real strategy article with high IQ will definitely cry.

In fact, the main character's ability to pass the level in the first few volumes is basically a golden finger, with a mentally handicapped halo illuminating everyone who is mentally handicapped, making the main character look very smart.

The protagonist will not have a smooth journey, but if he suffers a little bit, he will be said to be abusing the protagonist.

I think the tone of the full text is still joyful. If the definition of joy must be that the protagonist is full of domineering spirit and kills gods, slays Buddhas, and catches small attacks all the way.

Maybe it’s because I have a different concept of Happy Man, but when Gong dies, he is said to be a scumbag who abuses the protagonist, and when the protagonist is deflated, he is said to be a scumbag who abuses the protagonist. Okay.

In addition, emphasize the main purpose of this article.

The main purpose of this article is [Reporter of the World], also known as "You will always have to pay back when you come out to mess around", "If you don't believe it, look to the sky, who will be spared by the sky", "A person is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be knifed", "On a false Dump the scum", "One Hundred Endings of Reckless Swearing" and so on...

That is to say, the protagonist of this article is very HIGH in the early stage, but will not be so HIGH in the later stage. Although he will not be forced all the way, it is really impossible to be complacent and complacent to the end.

Of course, I will try my best to write bitter plots that everyone likes to hear and see. For example, the mission of the second week is very popular, so I won’t spoil it for now.

That's all for today's nonsense.