fall!This shitty game

Kou Zhan woke up from the cold.

The surrounding temperature was astonishingly low, as if everything from his toenails to his hair were stiff, his teeth were chattering, and he opened his eyes in a daze, only to find that the surroundings were pitch black.

where is this?

Remember walking through that door and being swept away by a turbulence, and waking up now.

Didn't you say that you can return to reality through the door?

Kou Zhan raised his arm and bumped into something in the dark, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

What a small space!

He groped up and down, tapping the cold edge now and then.

How the hell are you supposed to get out, you bastard!

If this goes on, he will be frozen to death ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kou Zhan bent his legs in grief and kicked hard, with a muffled sound, the hard board behind his feet slowly opened.

Kou Zhan immediately shivered and rubbed out like a caterpillar, fell to the ground, and the surrounding air instantly warmed up.

After sneezing a few times, Kou Zhan looked up, and when he saw the things that trapped him before, he was in Sparta.

What the hell!

What a big freezer!

Who stuffed him in, this cliff is murder!

Looking around, Kou Zhan confirmed that the room he was in was exactly the same as the room he was in when he was hypnotized by Dr. Xue, and only then did he really have a feeling of returning to reality.

Finally back to reality, it's not easy!

Although the date shown on the calendar seems to be half a month later than the last time I returned to reality and received hypnosis, it was better than never coming back!

Hahahaha I'm finally free!

Kou Zhan was overwhelmed with gratitude, walked around the villa up and down, and after confirming that it was empty, not even a single cockroach, changed his clothes and planned to go out.

The door needs the pupil identification fingerprint identification voice identification password input of the cheap relative Kou Yan.

Kou Zhan turned around resolutely, pried open the lock of the ventilation window of the toilet with ease, and flipped out.

After walking for half an hour, Kou Zhan finally stopped a taxi on the side of the road and went straight to Lu Huaisha's bachelor apartment.

Half an hour later, Kou Zhan stopped at the door of the apartment and rang the doorbell with excitement and anxiety.

What kind of expression should I put on after my good buddy Lu fool opens the door and what should I say?

haven't seen you for a long time?I'm back?Eat together and watch girls go?

The sound of footsteps approached vaguely, Kou Zhan was full of energy, listening to the sound of the door lock, he smiled.

The door opened slowly...

"Fool Lu, do you want to—"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh-"

The door slammed shut, and his nose was ashamed.

Kou Zhan: "..."

Kou Zhan was furious and kicked the anti-theft door.

"Fool Lu, open the door, it's me!"

After a long time, Lu Huaisha's trembling cry came from inside the door.

"Master Kou, I was wrong. I shouldn't be greedy for cheap. I'll go and buy the most expensive urn tomorrow. You can go there without worry."

Kou Zhan: "Fool Lu, open the door!"

"Master Kou, I really didn't do anything to be sorry for you. I, I, and I will definitely burn incense for you every day in the future, and go to your tomb to present fresh flowers on New Year's and holidays. Please let me go..."

Kou Zhan scratched the door: "Fool Lu, are you so stupid? It's okay to curse me to death, I live well! Open the door!"

Suddenly there was no sound from inside the door.

After 1 minute, Lu Huaisha spoke cautiously.

"Uncle Buckle?"

"it's me!"

"You're not dead?"

"Fuck me, can I stand here and knock on your door?"

"Are you really alive?"

"Nonsense, open the door!"

The door slammed open, Lu Huaisha embraced Kou Zhan warmly with tears in his eyes.

"Grandpa, you really cheated!"

Kou Zhan: "..."

In the apartment, Kou Zhan was holding tea and sitting face to face with Lu Huaisha.

"The specific situation is as I said. When I arrived, you had no breathing or heartbeat. We all thought you were dead. My brother had a fight with your guardian at that time, and the whole room was blood, I was sent back by the police after I called the police.”

Kou Zhan looked at Lu Huaisha dully: "You said I was dead? Guo Ziling also fought with Kou Yan?"

"Well, because you have been in a coma after being hypnotized by Dr. Xue, Dr. Xue disappeared last week, and you died suddenly the day before yesterday. The police ruled that it was a medical accident. The main responsibility lies with Dr. Xue. Your guardian is unwilling to send you to the morgue. , I bought a freezer to keep you cold, and you can still crawl out of it alive after being frozen for two days, you are too awesome, sir."

"Doctor Xue has been missing for a week?" Kou Zhan felt that his brain capacity was not enough: "The freezer I stayed in before turned out to be a mortuary freezer? That pervert Kou Yan actually stuffed me into the mortuary locker?! Where is he now? , I want to fight him desperately!"

"I heard from my brother that he seems to have personally hunted down the real murderer, Dr. Xue. Your guardian really cares about you." Lu Huaisha sighed: "It's not like my brother. He ignored me during this time and went to your guardian every day. Running there, at first I thought he was going to build a relationship with the boss of the contracted company, but then I found out that he was going to see you."

Lu Huaisha looked at Kou Zhan in confusion: "Since when did you get so familiar with him? I remember you never knew my brother Guo Ziling?"

Kou Zhan looked back innocently.

In reality, Guo Ziling is the elder brother adopted by Lu Fool's family. Except for the intersection in the game, he didn't know Guo Ziling before in reality, okay?

Lu fool, you ask me, who should I ask.

"Who knows, maybe it's an excuse to see me go to have a relationship with my guardian Kou Yan. You also know that Kou Yan's entertainment company has signed your brother."

Lu Huaisha tilted his head and thought about it for a long time, but he still couldn't figure out the logic of it, and finally decided not to think about it.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. It's a good thing to celebrate that you're alive again. I'll give you something."

Lu Huaisha stood up, ran into the bedroom, and ran back holding something.

"Here, here, although I don't need it now, I bought it for you in the first place, so it's not bad to keep it for later use."

Kou Zhan took the box that Lu Huaisha handed over, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar it looked.

What the hell!

Isn't this the cheating "game clearance gift box" given to him by Dr. Xue, the NPC at the end of the game, the one in the legend that hides the shocking secret to save the game world!

He almost forgot about it!Unexpectedly, Dr. Xue, an NPC, actually sent it to reality and returned it to his own hands!

Holding the box at the corner of his mouth twitching, Kou Zhan really didn't want to face anything related to the game.

He shook the box, and a small sound came from inside.

"What is this box for, and what's in it?"

"Oh, didn't I think you were dead? As a good buddy, I definitely want to show something, so I ordered an urn for you from X Bao. The pear wood is imported from Africa, and 888 does not include shipping. Dude, I Interesting enough!"

Kou Zhan: "..."

Lu Huaisha was triumphant: "I didn't like this before. The seller told me that it was made of white marble. After I received it, I thought it was wrong. What kind of white marble, just a broken plastic urn, dare to sell 666. How can my good brother use this kind of counterfeit goods! I went to negotiate with the seller, and applied for rights protection when I was unsuccessful. The customer service ignored me and went to the X Ya forum to expose it. Finally, with perseverance, I finally won the final victory. The seller also paid me 222, and then I added the two parts together to buy you a better one!"

Kou Zhan: "..."

Lu Huaisha wagged his tail: "That's enough, sir, I know you're so moved that you can't speak. If there's something in the box, it's probably a gift from the seller. I haven't seen it. It's all yours. Open it up and let me see."

Suddenly there is an urge to beat this stupid cutie to death... How can I break it...

Kou Zhan's veins bulged, he gritted his teeth and glared at Lu Huaisha angrily.

"Open it, open it, let me take a look too." Lu Huaisha said enthusiastically, "If 888 doesn't have free shipping, it will be a big gift!"

The reality is so beautiful, I shouldn't be so irritable, calm down, I want to be calm.

Kou Zhan took a deep breath and slowly lifted the lid of the urn.

Lu Huaisha probed his head, showing a look of astonishment: "This is... Uncle Kou, am I right?"

Kou Zhan stared at the contents of the box without saying a word.

Lu Huaisha blushed and began to tremble: "Great gift, it's really a great gift! I'm not dreaming, diamond rings!! Four diamond rings!! Although they are a bit ugly, the diamonds are absolutely true!! Dude! , you have developed!!"

Kou Zhan stared at the four rings lying quietly at the bottom of the urn, and moved his eyes to his ring finger.

There is also a diamond ring there, made of Kou Yan's rib in the game. It has been on his finger since the third week of the punishment volume that was played off, and it cannot be removed no matter what.

As for the four pieces in the box, although there are slight differences in shape, they are very similar overall.

A chill spread along his back to his whole body. Kou Zhan wanted to throw away the box, but his body was out of his control. He could only watch helplessly as his hands stretched out automatically, picking up the bright diamond rings one by one, and putting them on his fingers .

When the last diamond ring was put on the little finger of his right hand, Kou Zhan suddenly regained control of his body. Kneeling on the ground covered in cold sweat, he stretched out his hand to pull out the ring while panting, but the rings on the five fingers seemed to grow in the flesh. Not moving at all.

Suddenly, a long-lost voice came to mind.

【Ding!Congratulations to the player for returning to reality. After a short rest, you must be refreshed and ready to go.What are you waiting for, you who have successfully equipped the mission ring have officially started the journey to save the world!Your journey is the sea of ​​stars!go ahead!player! ] Kou Zhan: "=口="

What the hell!

After being frozen in the mortuary freezer for a long time, you will definitely hear hallucinations! !

He actually heard the sound of the system in the real world!

Kou Zhan clasped Lu Huaisha's arm, his eyes were bloodshot: "Fool Lu, I'm going to sleep for a while, wake me up in two hours."

【Ding!Dear player, what are you waiting for?The gradually collapsing world is anxiously waiting for the arrival of the savior, hurry up and find the guardians of love who are scattered all over the place to protect you!As the cornerstone of the new world, you can only stabilize the precarious world if you accept the love of the guardians! 】Go to sleep!

【Ding!Dear player...]

sleep!

【Ding!Don't you think wearing five rings on one hand looks really silly? ] Kou Zhan: "..."

If you know the evil pen, quickly take it off for me! !

【Ding!If you don't complete the task, you will continue to be so stupid, you know, only your guardians can take off the ring, haha. 】 Kou Zhan's face is bloody.

【Ding!The core program of the game has successfully established an inseparable connection with you, so please don't thank me.If you don't complete the task in time, even if you are in real life, you will die with the game. ] I... I won't be deceived!

Two-dimensional and three-dimensional barriers are unbreakable bastards!

【Ding!Dear player, believe it or not, ha ha. 】

Kou Zhan froze for three seconds, and finally withered shamefully.

Well, you win the system, what is my mission?

【Ding!Your task is very simple. In the real world, there are five of your guardians scattered, and each of your rings belongs to one of them.When you give the ring to the guardian of the corresponding attribute, the guardian will be successfully awakened and become your most solid and powerful backing. 】Why does this setting sound so familiar? !

【Ding!Dear player, the game world is composed of five attributes, which are the new cornerstone of the world. In order to prevent the collapse of the world, you need the irrigation of love from the guardians. Only by gathering the power of love from the guardians can the world be balanced . 】The guardians scattered in the real world are cheating!Will the air ticket be reimbursed?There are 60 billion human beings in the vast sea of ​​people, where to find them!

【Ding!Don't worry, because of the personality charm hidden deep in your soul, the guardians will gather around you unconsciously, and the ring corresponding to the guardian attribute will glow and heat when it is close to the guardian, and can be taken off smoothly.Please solemnly insert the ring finger of the guardian at that time, and recite the awakening mantra "I can't live without you, please be my person" before inserting it. ] Kou Zhan: "..."

So what, are the Guardians girls or guys?Isn't this setting really a harem?

Forget it in the game world, if you do this in the real world, it's a really good job!

【Ding!Dear player, gender is not important, race is not important, world peace is the wish of every life.Please remember, once the ring is glowing and hot, please perform the task immediately, do not delay, otherwise your life will be in danger. 】【Ding!Dear player, I am optimistic about you, goodbye. 】

Kou Zhan blushed.

"Uncle Duan, Uncle Duan, why are you in a daze!"

"Fuck!" Kou Zhan slapped the table angrily, "I can't live through this day!"

"Take it easy! Don't break the ring! Aren't you going to sleep?"

Lu Huaisha looked at Kou Zhan's hand distressedly: "Wear all five rings, this is called showing off wealth."

"I'll give you everything you want!" Kou Zhan was devastated, and muttered to himself, "The guardian is so stupid, where can I find it..."

"What?" Lu Huaisha was confused.

"Forget it, I'll go to bed first, don't disturb me."

Kou Zhan floated into the room like a ghost, got into the quilt and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the door of the bedroom was knocked loudly, Kou Zhan opened the door drowsily, and Lu Huaisha's face was flushed with excitement.

"Master button! I just saw an alien when I went downstairs to buy breakfast! It's alive! It's not dazzled! It's definitely not human!"

Kou Zhan, whose sleep was disturbed, was expressionless: "You should tell the column team of "Into X Science" about this kind of thing, not me."

"Master Kou, don't believe it! I even secretly took a photo! It's in the alley outside the community, look!"

Lu Huaisha excitedly turned the phone to the photo and handed it to Kou Zhan.

Kou Zhan took it casually, glanced at it, and immediately went blind.

What the hell!

He could recognize the back of the snake-tailed man even when it turned into ashes!

No, the two-dimensional and three-dimensional barriers are not unbreakable!

Kou Mang in the game actually came to reality?

Or is this guy in reality the original template used in the game?

Even if he is another Kou Mang in reality, what happened to that snake tail? !

Do monsters exist in reality?

Is the extraterrestrial inference true?

This unscientific!

Kou Zhan was confused and grabbed Lu Huaisha: "Take me there! Take me to that alley! I'm going to have a look!"

"Maybe he's gone."

"I'm going to see it!"

Shocked by Kou Zhan's excitement, Lu Huaisha nodded and led him out in a daze.

It was still early, and there were not many people on the road. Kou Zhan followed Lu Huaisha on the empty street, full of thoughts, without saying a word.

While passing a cafe, the ring of his thumb suddenly became hot.

Kou Zhan was taken aback and stopped.

"what happened?"

Kou Zhan stared at his fingers, then turned his head to look into the cafe: "Fool Lu, I'll go in and buy a cup of coffee, just wait a while."

"What coffee do you drink in the morning?" Lu Huaisha pouted: "Go, I'll wait for you."

Kou Zhan walked in, the interior of the cafe was elegantly decorated, and there were not many people. He pretended to pass by a few people unintentionally. The ring was still slightly warm, but there were no more changes.

Kou Zhan frowned, and took two steps inside, the ring suddenly became hotter.

Is the guardian inside? !

The further he went in, the hotter the ring became, and when it stopped in front of the bathroom door, his skin began to ache from the heat of the ring.

That's right!right here!

Kou Zhan took a deep breath and pushed away

The man who was released towards the urinal heard the sound and turned his head.

Looking at each other, the two were stunned at the same time.

Kou Zhan took a step back subconsciously, and the other party also lowered his face.

"It's you, Kou Yan's adopted kid."

"Mr. Qi, Da Da Da... Excuse me, you continue."

Kou Zhan wanted to escape, but the ring on his hand became hot and hot, and even started to glow slightly. This change attracted Qi Ning's attention.

Seeing the other party's gaze, Kou Zhan couldn't help shivering, the system's task rang out, he gritted his teeth, and mustered up the courage to take a step forward.

"Mr. Qi, I heard that my guardian had some unhappiness with you before. I came here specially to apologize to you today! Please be sure to serve me!"

Qi Ning was noncommittal: "Apologize?"

"Yes! Sorry! Mr. Qi, please extend your hand." Kou Zhan quickly took off the burning ring: "Please accept it!"

"This ring? Are you going to give me a ring?" Qi Ning raised his eyebrows playfully, and stretched out his hand: "Is this what you mean, or Kou Yan?"

"This is what I mean!" Kou Zhan closed his eyes and shouted: "I can't live without you! Please be my man!"

When Qi Ning was stunned for a moment, Kou Zhan put the ring on Qi Ning's hand with lightning speed.

A burst of intense light erupted from the ring, Kou Zhan covered his eyes, and opened them slowly after a long time, only to find that Qining had passed out on the ground.

what is this?

Kou Zhan squatted down and studied for a long time. He was sure that the other party was just in a coma and not dead. After struggling for a while, he abandoned Qi Ning and slipped out.

Anyway, the system only told him specifically how to wear the ring, and he didn't know what to do afterwards.

Lu Huaisha is still waiting for him, he still has to confirm the aliens, Qi Ning and so on, I am not familiar with him in the real world!

Kou Zhan left with a guilty conscience.

Not long after he left, Qi Ning who was lying on the ground moved and slowly woke up.

He sat up covering his forehead, and after a while lowered his hands, his eyes were deep and gloomy.

"So it was you. Kou Zhan... Mom..."