fall!This shitty game

Kou Zhan, who had no idea that he had been "according to his ability" long ago, was now falling into the greatest depression in his life.

Inexplicably entered a game, then left the game inexplicably and returned to reality, and finally found that the two-dimensional and three-dimensional barriers seemed unreliable at all.

Not to mention that even if he returns to reality, he still has the task of "Save the world! Boy!" This sounding unreliable task, just because the characters in the game travel to reality; The strange relationship and the fact that Guo Ziling is possessed by the soul of Ah Wang in his game in reality is enough to make Kou Zhan feel overwhelmed with joy.

Reality seems to be played badly, this must be an illusion!

Kou Zhan was depressed and worried, and even missed half a bowl of dinner.

Guo Ziling came in with beautiful desserts and fruit salad, and put them on the small table.

"Just made it, let's eat."

Kou Zhan, who was immersed in melancholy, raised his head and looked at the firm, clear and gentle eyes of the other party, deeply moved.

Ah Wang is still so reliable, he is a model of loyal dogs!

Picking up a piece of melon with a small fork, Kou Zhan stuffed it into his mouth, chewing very vigorously.

Guo Ziling sat aside, looked at him intently, and suddenly spoke.

"How do you think about what I just said?"

"Huh?" Kou Zhan paused, then raised his head: "Traveling in Henan? Well, anyway, it's okay for me to suspend school now."

"it is good."

After a while, Kou Zhan finished half a bowl of fruit salad, rubbed his stomach in satisfaction and burped.

"Ah Wang..."

"I'm here."

"Are you going to stay here forever?"

Seeing Kou Zhan's bright eyes, Guo Ziling tried his best to resist the thought of reaching out to rub his head, and continued to play his loyal dog with a slumped face.

"It depends."

Kou Zhan raised his head alertly: "How do you say?"

"I don't belong here." Guo Ziling's voice gradually lowered: "If you don't have enough bonds, you will be expelled one day."

"Is that so..." Kou Zhan muttered to himself, "How can we have enough bonds?"

Guo Ziling's face was paralyzed: "Body fluid exchange."

Kou Zhan: "...what?"

"I can see you now because of my obsession before I died." Guo Ziling said solemnly, "You are the only connection between me and this world. If I don't have more in-depth communication, maybe I will disappear tomorrow."

Although it is a bit nonsense, this setting sounds very logical to some extent!

Emma, ​​it sounds good to have an in-depth exchange with Ah Wang!

wrong!Now it's reality!Not a game!

Kou Zhan struggled for a while, coughed lightly, and lowered his eyes.

"Well, Ah Wang, there is one thing I need to tell you."

"Say."

"That..." Kou Zhan was a little hard to say: "Although we have communicated many times, the world you are in now belongs to my reality, and in reality I am actually a straight man."

A silence.

After three seconds.

Guo Ziling: "Pfft——"

The corner of Kou Zhan's mouth twitched: "What's your reaction?"

Guo Ziling: "I'm sorry, master. I just want to sneeze a little bit. Pfft—"

Kou Zhan: "..."

"Master, I went out and sneezed. Pooh—"

Kou Zhan stared at Guo Ziling who disappeared into the bedroom at the speed of light, feeling aggrieved.

Don't think I don't know you wanna laugh, asshole!

Is it so funny, I'm serious! ! !

In reality, the lower limit of my integrity value is almost full, you stupid NPCs!

Kou Zhan went to sleep melancholy with a pure boyish heart.

In the middle of the night, he was woken up by a cool hand poking into his chest.Opening his eyes, he met Guo Ziling's deep eyes.

"what are you doing?"

Guo Ziling withdrew his hand without changing his face, and looked at Kou Zhan intently: "I'm here to say goodbye."

Kou Zhan was shocked: "A Wang, what's wrong with you, A Wang!"

"The ties are fading rapidly, and I will be leaving in a few hours."

"Damn it, don't go!"

"There is no tie, I have to go."

"Ah Wang, don't go!"

"Are you willing to exchange bodily fluids with me?"

Kou Zhan's eyelids twitched, and he paused: "Actually...it's not impossible."

The corners of Guo Ziling's mouth curled up slightly, but he quickly suppressed it, and continued to slump.

"No, master, if you don't want to, I will never force you."

Kou Zhan burst into tears: "No force, no force, Ah Wang, I don't want you to go."

Guo Ziling showed a troubled expression: "No, I will never let the master do what he doesn't want."

Kou Zhan looked at Ah Wang quietly, pursed his lips, and held his hand: "A Wang, I understand..."

"Master, as long as you don't want to..."

"Goodbye."

Guo Ziling: "..."

Kou Zhan wiped away tears that didn't exist, and saw the other party's stiff expression for a moment, and sneered inwardly.

"A Wang, since you have made up your mind, I can't say anything. Although I am very reluctant, but A Wang, farewell."

Kou Zhan's voice was broken and trembling, and he turned his head, as if he didn't want to see the moment of parting.

The actor Guo Yingdi, who can't steal the rice, walked out of the bedroom with a stiff face, and gently closed the door.

Hearing the sound of the door clicking and locking, Kou Zhan quickly turned his head back, stared at the door, and sneered sinisterly.

What the hell!

Ah Wang will learn badly at any time!

Obviously trying to trick him into bed!

Just finished talking during the day and disappearing at night, how can there be such a coincidence in the world!

Luckily I am awake!

The more Kou Zhan thought about it, the more he felt that he was wise and powerful, and his mood suddenly improved. When he was smiling, he suddenly heard a muffled sound, the movement was not small.

Surprised, Kou Zhan got out of bed lightly, quietly opened the door a crack, and leaned over to look out.

With his back to him, a figure lay motionless in the living room.

Kou Zhan's heart trembled, and he called Ah Wang tremblingly.

no answer.

His heart was beating like thunder, he pushed open the door cautiously, and turned on the light in the living room. After seeing that the person lying on the ground was A Wang, his heart was shocked, and he rushed up with his slippers on.

"Ah Wang! What's wrong with you, Awang!"

Kou Zhan saw that Ah Wang was motionless, his eyes were closed tightly, his complexion turned pale, and his complexion turned pale immediately, and he desperately pinched him.

After a long time without response, Kou Zhan picked up his mobile phone and prepared to make an emergency call.

The moment he pressed the call button, the person on the ground groaned and slowly opened his eyes.

"Ah Wang!" Kou Zhan was really frightened, and rushed forward: "Are you okay?"

The other party didn't seem to be fully awake, but just stared at him blankly. After a while, he sat up, and his eyes finally returned to the obsidian-like tranquility.

"You are that friend of Huaisha." He half covered his forehead and frowned: "Huaisha asked me to save you, wasn't I driving, and then I seemed to be in a car accident..."

Kou Zhan's heart instantly went cold.

"Ah Wang? You are Ah Wang, aren't you?"

"You're calling me? You've got the wrong person. I'm Guo Ziling, Lu Huaisha's older brother."

Kou Zhan was stunned.

Could it be... Could it be that the farewell that Ah Wang said earlier was true? !

Did he blame Ah Wang by mistake?Did Ah Wang really leave?

Oh leak!

I'm a scum!

Kou Zhan repented, and A Wang's expression before he left his bedroom emerged in his mind. It was not the stiffness of a guilty conscience, but the numbness of being overwhelmed with pain!

Ah Wang, I'm sorry for you! ! !

For the next three days, Kou Zhan was immersed in regret, unable to eat, sleepless at night, haggard and emaciated.

Guo Ziling thought it was almost over, when he passed by Kou Zhan in the afternoon of the third day, he suddenly covered his head and knelt down, pretending to be in pain, which caused the illusion that Ah Wang was struggling to see his master for the last time.

There is no doubt that Kou Zhan... fell into the trick.

Guo Ziling finally got his wish and abducted the person he had been thinking about for a long time to bed.

"Damn it, take it easy! It's my first time——"

After entering a little bit, Kou Zhan howled miserably like killing a pig, wishing he could kick the person who was on top of him away.

"It's finally the first time..."

"What are you talking about, speak louder! Damn it, don't go in again, it hurts to death!!"

"It's nothing, just bear with it and pass."

"I can't stand it until you knock me out! Or you can just suck my blood, Ah Wang!"

"No, how could I be willing to let you bleed."

"Damn it, are you willing to let me crack!"

Just when Kou Zhan was in pain for the first time, Guo Ziling's cell phone, which was placed by the bedside, suddenly rang.

The owner of the phone glanced at it, ignored it, and continued.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

The phone continued to ring.

Ignore it and continue.

"It hurts so much, bastard! When the phone rings, you should stop and pick it up——"

carry on.

Kou Zhan couldn't bear it anymore, and struggled to get up to grab the phone: "If you don't answer it, I will answer it!"

Guo Ziling's eyes darkened, he took the phone out of Kou Zhan's hand, and connected it.

Kou Zhan complained in his heart: Emma finally diverted Ah Wang's attention, but it hurt me to death.

"Hey."

A shuddering chuckle came from the other end of the phone: "Guo Ziling, you are fine, you are very fine."

Guo Ziling remained expressionless: "I'll hang up if it's okay."

"Wait." The other party paused, and his voice turned cold instantly: "Give the phone to my baby, I know he's awake."

Guo Ziling glanced at Kou Zhan, who was trying to crawl away from under him, and grabbed his shoulder with his free hand, and pushed his waist forward——

"Ahhhhhhh-"

"He is very busy."

Guo Ziling's voice was particularly calm and calm with the screams as the background.

Hearing the sudden heavy breathing on the other end of the phone, Guo Ziling sneered, his waist moved quickly, and he moved quickly.

"It's up to each other, isn't it?"

Kou Zhan: "Ah! Ahh—uh—it hurts—"

"Although I said that before, I don't count now." A chuckle came from the other end of the phone: "I have caught Dr. Xue and heard something very interesting from him, would you like to listen to it?" .”

"How do I know if what you said is true or not? Besides, I'm very busy."

Kou Zhan: "Uh... ah... um... hiss... slow down..."

"It's fine if you don't believe me." Kou Yan narrowed his eyes and held the phone tightly: "Guo Ziling, you won't be proud for long."

"At least I'm prouder than you now, I guess you should be on your way back now?"

Kou Zhan: "Ah...ummm...ha...quick...quick..."

"Baby sounds like you are enjoying yourself, Guo Ziling, should I praise you for serving you well?"

Guo Ziling sped up his thrusts, his voice was hoarse with lust: "Sorry, I still have to continue to serve him, I'm very busy, so I hang up."

After finishing speaking, Guo Ziling threw away his mobile phone and concentrated on working hard.

So Kou Zhan spent a rich and very meaningful night.

Kou Zhan, who was extremely tired, fell asleep completely. When he opened his eyes again refreshed, he found himself lying in a completely unfamiliar room.

Hey, have you time-traveled again?

Kou Zhan sat up, moved somewhere behind him, and suddenly gasped.

"Master, are you awake?"

"Ah Wang! Where is this?"

Kou Zhan watched Guo Ziling put breakfast one by one on the small table set up on the bed, confused.

"I said I wanted to travel, but I took you away overnight."

Kou Zhan stared at him blankly: "Oh, so we have already arrived in Henan, which city are we in, Zhengzhou?"

"We're in Amsterdam."

"Oh, so it's in Amsterdam... No, isn't Amsterdam in the Netherlands!"

"We're in Holland."

Kou Zhan burst into tears.

What the hell!

L and N can't afford to be indistinguishable!

Going abroad after sleeping is unscientific!

Where's the luggage?Where is the passport?How about pass?What about the security check?

Fuck, what kind of transportation did I use to come to this magical country!

"Eat quickly, we will go out later."

Kou Zhan obediently stuffed the bacon into his mouth: "Ah Wang, where are you going?"

"I'll find out later."

After breakfast, Guo Ziling took out a high-end suit that exudes "this is not something that stupid humans can afford" and put it on Kou Zhan, leading him into a car "although I don't know what brand it is." But it looks very powerful", the luxury car arrived at the door of an ancient building.

Kou Zhan was led in by Guo Ziling in a daze, watched him speak a language he could not understand with several uniformed staff members, and then was led to sit in a room.

"Master, look at the camera."

Kou Zhan turned his head reflexively, the flash light clicked, and the two of them took a photo together.

"Ah Wang, what are you doing?"

"I first arrived in the Netherlands to apply for a souvenir, and we will go to the church for sightseeing later."

An hour later, Guo Ziling led Kou Zhan into an old and solemn looking church in a daze.

The priest stood on the stage, and Kou Zhan and Guo Ziling stood side by side below.

The priest started chattering in Dutch, but Kou Zhan didn't understand a single word, so he looked at Ah Wang with admiration and answered something.

"Ah Wang, can you understand what he said?"

"He is introducing us to the history of this church, and his expression should be more serious."

Kou Zhan restrained his expression, and solemnly paid attention to the priest.

The priest chattered a few words and looked at Kou Zhan.

Kou Zhan looked back with a smile and remained silent.

The priest was still staring at Kou Zhan, which made him a little embarrassed, so he couldn't help asking Guo Ziling in a low voice.

"Ah Wang, what happened to him?"

Guo Ziling suddenly said something in Dutch, then looked at Kou Zhan: "Read after me."

"Uh, do it again?"

Guo Ziling said it again.

Kou Zhan pondered for a moment, and began to copy it according to the gourd painting. As soon as he uttered a syllable, the door of the church was suddenly pushed open.

"I disagree!"

Kou Zhan was startled, the ring on his hand suddenly became hot, he turned his head to look towards the door in astonishment, and then his jaw almost fell to the ground.

With his usual dangerous smile, Kou Yan slowly walked into the church and stopped less than one meter away from Kou Zhan and Guo Ziling.

Dr. Xue's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and the framed lenses on the bridge of his nose were incomplete. He followed behind with a numb face, casting a hateful glance at Kou Zhan.

"Baby, we meet again, I miss you so much."

Kou Zhan shivered reflexively, and took a step back, Guo Ziling immediately stood in front of him.

"It's up to you."

"It's useless, Guo Ziling." Kou Yan raised the corners of his mouth, and glanced at the other party maliciously: "Even if you get a marriage certificate, so what, drag Dr. Xue's blessing, he will never be yours alone."

After finishing speaking, Kou Yan stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers towards Kou Zhan like teasing a kitten.

"Baby, come here, come to me."

The enemy's situation is unclear, Kou Zhan can't be killed.

Kou Yan smiled: "It's useless to hide, baby, isn't that ring on your hand still hot? It belongs to me. Give it to me. If you don't want to, I can make you another one out of ribs." .”

"You... how do you know?!"

Kou Zhan was shocked. He looked at the ring in his hand hesitantly. Although the heat told him that Kou Yan was indeed the owner of the ring, why did he feel like he would die if he gave the ring!

"I..." Kou Zhan couldn't help but put his hands behind his back: "You..."

"Young man." Dr. Xue, who stood aside as the background board for a long time, said faintly. He pushed the crooked mirror frame, touched the bruise on his face with his hand, and took a deep breath: "Hiss—young man, You've let me down so much that you haven't completed your mission for so long. Do you really want to die with the world?"

"What did you say?" Kou Zhan was dumbfounded: "Dr. Xue, you... which Dr. Xue are you? What are you... Fuck, I'm going crazy!!"

"Hurry up and give him the ring and tell him the awakening spell!" Dr. Xue was also very uneasy. He stared at Kou Zhan coldly: "I don't want to be beaten anymore! The system also has dignity!"

Kou Zhan reflexively yelled the awakening spell, and Kou Yan strode forward joyfully, reaching out to Kou Zhan's eyes.

"Baby, put it on for me."

What a terrifying aura!

Kou Zhan was heartbroken, and tremblingly pulled out the ring and put it on Kou Yan.

Kou Yan frowned slightly, and quickly unfurled it, revealing an expression of sudden realization: "So it was to release the memory, but unfortunately it didn't work for me. But I'm still very happy that the baby personally put on the ring for me."

After finishing speaking, Kou Yan hugged Kou Zhan and kissed him fiercely, his lips and tongue intertwined, making the sound of water.

The veins on Guo Ziling's forehead popped up, and the air-conditioning spread out desperately. He reached out and grabbed Kou Zhan's shoulders and pulled them into his arms.

Kou Zhan took a few steps back in a daze, shook his head, broke away Guo Ziling's hand, and rushed to Dr. Xue.

"Doctor Xue!" Kou Zhan gritted his teeth, no matter how dull he was, he still found that something seemed very wrong.

"what did you just say?"

Dr. Xue looked at him coldly: "Young man, the system also has dignity."

Kou Zhan is completely Spartan.

"System? Are you the fucking system that kills thousands of knives? What the hell is going on!"

"Young man, you will be banned for an hour for swearing, do you want to try?"

"My uncle of the system, your whole family!" Kou Zhan exploded without hesitation: "Look at what it looks like now! Can you take such a big responsibility for the two-dimensional and three-dimensional loopholes! The game characters travel to What's going on in reality! And this stupid mission of saving the world, bastard, why can't I get rid of the game even after I have returned to reality! Sometimes I really suspect that you didn't teleport me back to reality at all!!"

Dr. Xue pushed his glasses and said coldly: "This is the reality. How dare you question the integrity of the system, young man, you are very brave."

Kou Zhan blushed furiously: "Is it really okay for the reality to be made like this by you!"

A soft laugh suddenly came from the side, Kou Yan put his hands in his pockets, ignoring Guo Ziling's darkened face, and walked over with a smile, "Baby, you misunderstood Dr. Xue, the reality is everyone's credit for this, although I bear the main responsibility. "

Kou Yan shrugged without any guilt, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "By the way, baby. What you returned to is indeed reality. I wanted you back a long time ago, but this is the 'real world' in the game. .”

"What?" Kou Zhan was stunned, and after a while, he grabbed Dr. Xue by the collar furiously: "It really is! What did you say to send me back? It's really a lie! You bastard, I want to go back to the real reality! Otherwise, I will be with you." You will die together!!"

Dr. Xue said blankly: "This is the real reality."

"Stop fooling me! This is the reality in the game!"

"The reality in the game is the real reality." Dr. Xue pushed his glasses, showing a pitiful expression: "At least...for you."

Kou Zhan was stunned: "I...don't understand."

"You still don't understand, young man." Dr. Xue sighed, "Forget it, IQ is flawed, and I don't blame you."

Kou Zhan: "..."

"Two-dimensional and three-dimensional barriers are always unbreakable." Dr. Xue said coldly: "Data will always be a bunch of data, and it is impossible to become a real human being with flesh and blood. It is precisely because this 'real world' exists in the game This is why you can see Kou Mang and Kou Zhi coming from the fourth volume, so you can still receive the mission after you come back, so I can stand in front of you as a system."

Kou Zhan: "Xue System, please speak in human terms."

"I'll tell him."

The silent Guo Ziling suddenly opened his mouth. He stepped forward and looked deeply at Kou Zhan.

"The meaning of that passage is that you are also a bunch of data." Guo Ziling said in a low voice, "You are just like us, you are all data, you are all NPCs in the game, and you can only survive in the game."

Kou Zhan suddenly began to tremble all over. His face was pale, and he opened his mouth: "No...impossible. I am obviously traveling from reality to the game. I am a human being."

"Don't you understand yet?" Guo Ziling sighed softly, "Kou Zhan, what you're in has always been the reality in the game."

"The real reality you imagined didn't exist in the first place."