CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

Mr. Moron's harassment has progressed until now, and his true identity is actually ready to be revealed.

——It was Shao Jue.

Ji Chenge is very sure that the real identity of Mr. Moron who has harassed him for more than a month is Shao Jue.

Ji Chenge's last world was a comprehension novel called "Survival Immortal Demon Record", and Shao Jue was the ultimate boss of "Survival Immortal Demon Record".

The "surprise" in the decompression hall made Ji Chenge recall many things from the past after a long absence.

He vaguely remembered that when he saw Shao Jue for the first time, Shao Jue was still an ordinary cancer in the cultivation world, and he hadn't exposed so many vests with extraordinary origins.

The cutie of the system rescued Ji Chenge from the incinerator, and brought him into the world of books like a meteor.

Coincidentally, Shao Jue was performing a resurrection ceremony at the mass grave at that time.

Strangely shaped corpses lay all over the ground. Under the blessing of the system, Ji Chenge seemed to respond to Shao Jue's call, awakened from death, and became the first person Shao Jue successfully "resurrected".

At that time, Shao Jue, who was at the end of his life, told him ecstatically, "You are my miracle."

Ji Chenge really became his miracle.

He has grown from a big brother of the Sword Cultivation Sect to a steady and reliable leader, and he has become a Taoist partner with Shao Jue, forming an unbreakable alliance, so that he can join forces to fight against Shao Jue's other vest-Jiuquan Demon Emperor.

"..."

This "I tear myself apart" scene sounds a little weird, but it is indeed the main reason why they became Taoist couples.

I don’t mention all the things after that, in short, the two successfully became a Taoist couple. After the plot of "Survival Immortal Demon Record", the Taoist couple contract is still valid, in line with the principle of "make do with it, and get away with it". , The two have been married for more than 1000 years.

When the next world opened and Ji Chenge decided to go to the world of "The Cultivation of an Actor", Shao Jue chose to go with him, and disappeared on the day he arrived in the new world.

After that, there was no news for more than two years, until not long ago, a Mr. idiot suddenly appeared in Ji Chenge's life, and he began to harass Ji Chenge in all directions.

There is no need to guess who the real identity of Mr. Idiot is.

The only one who was so bored to play tricks on Ji Chenge was the suspicious pillow man.

The front desk staff had a flawless smile.

"Congratulations on clearing "Withered Bones Inn."

As he said that, he handed over two customs clearance commemorative cards specially customized by the decompression hall.

Ji Chenge was very ashamed, because in this escape room, he was forced to paddle the whole way, and the decipherment was all up to Lin Ye. Now that "Dry Bones Inn" has been opened, he doesn't even know what story "Dry Bones Inn" tells.

Lin Ye looked at the crumpled little pig doll in Ji Chen's singer.

"Brother Ji, what is this?"

The music box is exquisite and small, and can be hidden in a pocket, but this doll pig is too big, there is nowhere to hide it.

"Sorry, the path I took was wrong." He said nonsense, "This is a special Easter egg for walking that path."

Of course, the bribed front desk of the Decompression Pavilion will not expose this lie.

The piggy doll that was tied up for play was ugly. It was said to be a special easter egg, more like a little pity picked up on the street. Lin Ye didn't envy it at all.

He said with some regret: "That's it. It's nothing, I have a strategy, and I walked out according to the strategy."

They took their mobile phones and went to find Xu Meng and his manager, only to find that Xu Meng and his manager were sitting opposite each other with serious expressions on their faces.

Ji Chenge asked: "What's the matter?"

The agent replied embarrassingly: "We met Young Master Xue."

Ji Chenge was surprised, "Here?"

The broker nodded.

Xu Meng took out two amulets from her pocket and handed one of them to Ji Chenge.

Ji Chenge took over the amulet exuding an ominous aura, his expression gradually becoming subtle.

Very familiar style...

The agent got angry when he mentioned this.

"This thing looks too evil, just give it a talisman? I even wonder who has cursed this thing!"

Xu Meng explained: "Xue Lian gave it to us. He heard that our manager was unlucky, so he gave us this pair of amulets to ward off evil spirits."

The more he thought about it, the more speechless the manager said, "That's it? Is it enough to ward off evil spirits? Is it possible to use evil to attack evil?"

Xu Meng said quietly: "Xue Lian said that if you wear this with you, you will be blessed by evil gods."

Ji Chenge: "..."

Good guy, he is too familiar with this style.

Ji Chenge hurriedly asked: "You said it was given to you by Xue Lian? Xue Lian, the young master of the Yu Group?"

Xu Meng nodded, she pursed her lips, and asked seriously: "Chen Ge, tell me honestly, do you know Xue Lian? I can feel that Xue Lian cares about you very much. Your relationship must be very unusual..."

Ji Chenge pressed her shoulder and interrupted her rudely for the first time.

"Sister Meng, what does he look like?"

Xu Meng was taken aback.

Ji Chenge's question seems to be a tactful answer that he doesn't know Xue Lian, but there's something wrong...

She replied: "Xue Lian became very thin and pale after waking up from the vegetative state. It is said that his hair has also turned white because of the use of drugs."

Yu's, white hair, with the word "Yu" in his name, thin, can take out strange amulets, and more importantly, Ji Chenge's familiar style of painting.

Everything clears up.

He asked, "Where is Xue Lian?"

Xu Meng looked sad: "He went back to the hospital, he said it was inconvenient for him to stay outside."

In a strange silence, Lin Ye and Xiao Qing kept exchanging glances, and the two managers who were out of the situation did not understand what the atmosphere was like.

After a while, Ji Chenge asked, "Are you sure he is Xue Lian?"

Xu Meng closed her eyes in despair, "I don't know, I don't know...don't ask."

Xiao Qing quickly stood up, patted Xu Meng's back, and then patted Ji Chenge's back.

"No, then what, let's go back and talk if we have something to say, there are too many people here, it's inconvenient to talk..."

"I understand." Ji Chenge asked the agent: "Brother Xiao, can you find out about the news from the hospital?"

Xiao Qing nodded: "Yes, yes, I know a doctor, but she is not the attending doctor in charge of Xue Lian, so the information I can get is limited."

Xu Meng had also inquired about Young Master Xue through that doctor.

Ji Chenge said: "It's okay, I just want to know if he has returned to the hospital."

The manager immediately said, "Okay, okay, I'll let you know as soon as there's news, okay? Let's go, let's go to the grilled fish restaurant downstairs for dinner!"

He also didn't understand why Ji Chenge knew that Young Master Xue, but this is not a good place to talk.

Tsk, that young master Xue is a ruthless character who can take all men and women, he doesn't want him to harm Xiaomeng and then Ji Chenge.

……

A day later, the news came that Xue Lian had returned to the private hospital in City A.

Ji Chenge had never thought about the fact that Mr. Idiot was "Xue Lian" before, but now that he connected the two, he realized that they matched everywhere.

For example, when "Xue Lian" woke up from a vegetative state, it was when Mr. Moron began to harass Ji Chenge. The reason why "Xue Lian" ran out of the hospital every morning is also very easy to explain. It was to send flowers to Ji Chenge up.

"..."

How idle is he?

However, since "Xue Lian" had already gone back, Ji Chenge put the matter of "Xue Lian" aside for the time being and concentrated on filming the movie.

The roses are still one a day, and the young worker in the flower shop comes to the hotel on time every day to deliver flowers to Ji Chenge, regardless of the weather, and is more diligent and punctual than Mr. Idiot himself.

So, gradually spread a rumor.

Ji Chenge has a persistent suitor who sends flowers to Ji Chenge every day, a rose a day, rain or shine, just to show his love to Ji Chenge.

broker:"……"

Wake up, that's not an admirer, it's an illegitimate fan, an illegitimate fan!A super pervert who will forcefully kiss a man in an elevator! !

City a, a private hospital.

Ward 104.

Tomorrow is the day when Xue Lian, the eldest son of the Xue family, will be discharged from the hospital. The young man in the ward turned off the lights early and packed his luggage in the dark.

Since it is a private hospital, since "Xue Lian" woke up, everything in the ward has been decided by Young Master Xue himself, and the nurses who take care of him can't touch his things.

The young man hummed a strange song and opened his newly bought sleeping bag.

The dark blue sleeping bag is cold and warm, moisture-proof and wear-resistant. It is a must-have item for home travel and murder and hiding corpses.

The white-haired young man opened the closet, and the man who had been in the closet for many days fell limply.

No one would have thought that there was actually a person hidden in the closet in ward 104.

His eye bags are black and blue, his breathing is weak, his face is bloodless, his long fluffy hair is gray and lifeless, and his whole body is skinny, which looks scary.

This person has been comatose in this ward for three full years.

He was Xue Lian himself whom Xu Meng was thinking of.

Shao Jue dragged Xue Lian up, stuffed her head first and then her feet into the sleeping bag, and finally pulled the zipper to the top of her head, wrapping it tightly.

Having done this, he returned to his desk and chair and opened his half-written "Self-Training of a Stalker."

After writing for 5 minutes, Shao Jue came to a conclusion.

The last time he made a move in the elevator, he forgot to touch Ji Chenge's butt.

嗡

His phone screen lights up in the dark to indicate a text message has been received.

Shao Jue opened it and saw that it was a message from Xue Hua, the young master of the Xue family.

[Get ready, I'm in the parking lot. ]

Shao Jue put "Stalker's Self-Cultivation" into a drawer, and dragged the sleeping bag on the ground.

This building is only for VIPs, and ordinary patients cannot enter, so it is much quieter than other buildings at night.

The two nurses on duty were lying on the table, sleeping soundly.

All the cameras on this floor stopped working 5 minutes ago.

Shao Jue dragged his sleeping bag and walked slowly past the nurse on duty. The sleeping bag dragged on the ground, making an ear-piercing rustling sound.

He walked through the dim corridor, took the elevator, and soon arrived at the underground parking lot.

The underground parking lot was empty, and Xue Hua was smoking silently, leaning on the temporarily rented car.

The man in suit and leather shoes tried his best to suppress the uneasiness in his heart, and exhaled a mouthful of smoke rings until he heard the sound of the elevator opening, and he turned his head like a frightened bird.

His own brother, dressed in black and dragging a sleeping bag about his size, appeared in the elevator like a ghost.

Xue Hua's heart skipped a beat in fright.

After a few seconds, he found his voice and asked calmly, "Why are you so slow?"

"Slow?" Shao Jue tilted his head, then said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at physical work."

With that said, he grabbed a sleeping bag and walked towards Xue Hua's car.

Xue Hua opened the trunk and asked vigilantly, "What is this?"

Shao Jue smiled lightly, with a soft and low voice, like a midnight ghost whispering in Xue Hua's ear: "Guess?"

Xue Hua's eyes were fixed on the dark blue sleeping bag, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that there was a person in the sleeping bag. The chill ran up his back, and Xue Hua couldn't help shivering.

"This is not a corpse, is it?"

If you think about it carefully, it's really suspicious.Shao Jue asked him to turn off the camera on the first floor of Ward 104, gave the nurse on duty a drink mixed with sleeping pills, and finally asked him to drive his car to the parking lot to wait... It was very suspicious no matter how I thought about it.

After hearing Xue Hua's words, Shao Jue involuntarily raised the corners of his mouth, as if he was in a good mood.

"What if I say yes?"

Xue Hua's Adam's apple rolled up and down, he was silent for a while, and then said hoarsely: "Xue Lian, don't be joking."

Shao Jue smiled, "I'm not joking."

Xue Hua threw the cigarette butt on the ground and twisted it with the sole of his shoe.

"I regret it, no matter what is in this sleeping bag, I will never help you again, Xue Lian, you...you can do it yourself."

After saying that, Xue Hua was about to drive away, but Shao Jue raised his hand and lightly stopped him.

"Aren't you afraid that I will tell father that you originally planned to kill your elder brother?"

"..." Xue Hua lowered his eyes, "Do you have evidence?"

Shao Jue smiled meaningfully.

"Stupid child. It's just a word to father. What evidence do you need?"

"you……!"

Xue Hua frowned fiercely.

That night, he secretly came to the hospital, intending to kill Xue Lian.Xue Lian has been in a coma for three years without any sign of waking up. It is time to pass away and give him the position of the first heir.

Unexpectedly, on that day, "Xue Lian" woke up and arrested him.

"Xue Lian" did not have any evidence in his hand, but as "Xue Lian said, he didn't need evidence at all.

Their father, Xue Huai, the president of the Yu Group, had long been suspicious of Xue Hua's mother and son. If the eldest son hadn't suddenly had a car accident, he would never have regarded Xue Hua as his heir.

It's ridiculous to say that this President Xue was very flirtatious when he was young, and Xiao San took the position with his stomach full, and made his original wife angry and sick, and died within a few years.

When the original wife was alive, President Xue loved and ignored her. It wasn't until she was dead that he remembered how good the chaff's wife was, and even became bored with Xiaosan and Xiaosan's son.

Look at Xue Hua, he is so good no matter what he does, it seems that he is here for his billions of dollars.

On the contrary, he is the eldest son who lost his mother since he was a child. He is not sensible at all, and his style is extremely fresh and refined. He only knows about eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. At first glance, he looks like a little green flower that is not stained with mud, and he doesn't think about his inheritance at all.

Well, when he dies, the inheritance goes to the eldest son.

Xue Hua: "..."

In a sense, his father and his brother are the real father and son.

Xue Hua, who was threatened by Shao Jue, could only sit in the driver's seat and drive. Shao Jue stuffed the sleeping bag into the trunk and sat in the passenger seat.

"Let's drive."

Xue Hua asked: "Where are you going? You don't really want to go to some deep mountain and old forest to throw the corpse away, do you? Xue Lian, don't be kidding."

Shao Jue glanced at him inexplicably, and then calmly reported a series of addresses.

Xue Hua was full of suspicion, but he still drove obediently.

Four or ten minutes later, the car was about to drive into a high-end residential area, Xue Hua frowned, "You need to verify your identity to enter here."

Shao Jue took out the access card and swiped it with a natural expression, without any guilt of stealing other people's things.

"Just drive in, this is the best place to hide corpses."

On the display screen, the name of the head of the household is displayed.

[b-25 head of household: Ji Chenge]