CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

The man Shao Jue brings is Lu Bao, a down-and-out writer.

There are only two works in his life, one is "Xian Yu" sent to Ji Chen's singer, and the other is "The Crown" which fulfills the promise.

Lu Bao's life was full of ups and downs. He obviously had an amazing talent, but he lived a life of poverty. He worked so hard to make "Xian Yu" and was nominated for the Ye Na Award, but in the end he missed it. There was a car accident on the road, and he passed away at a young age, leaving only an unfinished "The Crown".

Two years later, the movie "The Crown" successfully won the Yena Award, but Lu Bao was no longer alive.

The man in front of him was slovenly, out of place with the entire banquet hall, but he himself didn't realize it, and was completely absorbed in the script.

He took out the script from his briefcase and carefully handed it to Ji Chenge: "This is my revised script."

Ji Chenge took over the script and flipped through it. The agent at the side glanced at the name of the script and was surprised: "You are the author of "Xian Yu"? Why don't you answer the phone?"

Lu Bao scratched his head, "I thought no one would want it, so I went to retreat and revise the script after I sent the email."

The agent was speechless, "As far as I know, this book has nothing but the script, no director, no crew, and no funding."

Lu Bao hurriedly said: "The funding is now available!"

The manager was puzzled: "Have you got it?"

Shao Jue said lightly: "I am willing to invest in this movie."

The agent was stunned for a moment, and his face softened: "If Yu's Group is willing to invest, then all the problems will not be a problem, but Xue Shao, you—"

"I have only one condition." Shao Jue said, "The protagonist of this movie must be Ji Chenge."

"..."

It seems that Chen Ge of his family is really obsessed with Xue Shao.

The agent is full of confidence in Ji Chenge, and he doesn't think that anyone will look down on his child. He turned to Lu Bao, but saw Lu Bao hesitated, his eyes dodged.

"..." The agent said angrily, "Didn't you send me the script? Now you don't want to?"

"No, no!" Lu Bao said awkwardly: "I want to say...Ji Chenge is very good, but...but I still want to see how he plays, if he can't play the unexpected Fang in my heart Well, even if Young Master Xue is unwilling to invest, I won't let him be the protagonist!"

The more he spoke, the more determined he was, and when he said the last sentence, every word was more powerful.

Ji Chenge laughed.

He closed the script and immediately agreed, "Okay."

"Black Clock" did well. Its box office exceeded 3 million in the first week. As a mystery movie, such a result is quite gratifying. Even Mr. Xin Rui, the director of "Sunny Day", made a special phone call to congratulate Ji Chenge.

Speaking of the little episode, after the film broke through [-] million box office, Wu Yue reposted the film's Weibo account of breaking [-] million. The old pigeon on Weibo last time didn't know about it at all, which made Wu Yue feel very embarrassed.

In "Miss Depression" back then, he was the male lead of the TV series, and Ji Chenge could only be the male supporting role. As a result, the TV series became popular, and Ji Chenge stepped on him to transform into the big screen. one year.

The more Wu Yue thought about it, the angrier he became, and he ruthlessly pissed Ji Chenge on his Weibo account. Because the sourness was too explicit, it attracted the attention of passers-by, and the melon-eaters, who were full of detective attributes, actually revealed his real identity. out.

Wu Yue has now become the object of public ridicule. While hahaha, the pigeon fans made a collection of Wu Yue's scandals, including his previous racing, drunk driving, playing big names, bullying newcomers, and harassing female stars. Together, it became the hot search of #娱乐圈防病#.

Wu Yue: "..."

Ever since he acted with Ji Chenge, he has become more and more unlucky day by day. Wu Yue reasonably suspects that Ji Chenge's manager's unlucky attributes will be passed on from person to person.

Wu Yue's manager was a little uneasy, "Are you serious?"

Wu Yue snorted, "He upsets me, and I want to upset him too!"

The agent was worried: "Ji Chenge is gay...how is this possible? Is that detective reliable?"

As far as the manager knows, that "detective" lives by selling dirty materials about artists, and his heart is really dark. In addition, Ji Chenge is a bit of a villain, the manager always feels uneasy.

Wu Yue sneered, "Whether it's true or not, I'll know when I get it."

In December, the first snow fell in city a.

Christmas is approaching, and the streets are full of festive atmosphere. When Ji Chenge and Shao Jue go out, they can still see the movie "Black Clock" playing on the street in a loop.

It was also at this time that Ji Chenge learned of Shao Jue's other identity.

—— Mrs. Scissorhands of a certain pink video website, ID [Ke Keai loves only a head], has [-] fans. Since the first video was uploaded two years ago, she has been editing Ji Shenge's personal videos. Fans all know that he is Ji Chenge's only fan, and he only cuts Ji Chenge.

Ji Chenge will know this because of the birth of #李怀# CP after the movie became popular, and the CP of Detective X Little Police climbed into the trending search in an ordinary evening, which made many people call it delicious.

As the ultimate boss in a book, Shao Jue has no affection for the protagonist, the man of destiny, so he cut a video and uploaded it that night.

The protagonists of the video are the villain doctor played by Ji Chenge in "He Asked", and the young detective played by Ji Chenge in "Black Clock". After one night, this video became popular as expected.

Many people clicked in curiously with the notification on the homepage, and then played it over and over in a loop with satisfaction.

Silent Clocks: Shit, it's so over the top.Ji Chenge×Ji Chenge is too good, oh my god, is this the happiness of self-tapping and self-sufficiency, Narcissus is high!

Big big civet cat: ah ah ah ah ah!I was still in Li Huai yesterday!But from now on!I, knock, water, fairy! ! !

Childhood sweetheart: I have to say that Ji Chenge's acting skills are superb, what he looks like, Dr. Cheng and Detective Ren Li are cut together, it is impossible to tell that they are alone.

Alas, Grandma Lord: Absolutely, is this the real only fan, who only knocks on his own when he knocks on cp?

Palame: Ma'am!Fairy lady!Can you edit another video of Ji Chenge that Dr. Cheng is attacking!The former depression patient, the youthful literary boy, and the detective this time are all stuck in the harem of Cheng Cheng's general attack, okay?

Sterilization Brick: Damn, the upstairs is absolutely dead.Mrs!I also want to see!

Nana took the wrong medicine: Me too! !A book written in blood! !

Happy Banana: Two Blood Books!

Strawberry Biscuits: Three Blood Books!

Shao Jue leaned on the bed, smiled and recommended the video to Ji Chenge, Ji Chenge raised his eyebrows: "Do you still know how to cut videos?"

Shao Jue gave him a light kiss on the face.

"I only cut my sweetheart."

Ji Chenge: ...

In the past two years, Shao Jue's coquettish database has obviously undergone a major update.

They lay at home all morning and drove to the nearest large supermarket in the afternoon. Because it was daytime and a working day, there were not many people in the supermarket.

They stopped in front of the specially opened Christmas section in the supermarket, where large and small Christmas trees lined up, the trees were covered with decorations, and there were more and more exquisitely designed Christmas hats, Christmas cloaks, Santa Claus stationery, etc. .

Shao Jue was a little eager to try, Ji Chenge picked out some pleasing chocolates and put them into the shopping cart, and told Shao Jue: "We don't buy Christmas trees."

"why?"

"Takes up space and won't be easy to keep after Christmas."

So Shao Jue picked up a miniature Christmas tree, "What about this one?"

The size is just right for placing on the table, and it is also very easy to put away, just find a small cabinet and put it in.

"You're so old, why do you celebrate Christmas?"

Young people in China celebrate Christmas purely for fun, and Ji Chenge doesn't think he's among the young people, so he doesn't plan to join in the fun.

Shao Jue sighed, and said earnestly: "Brother, life should have a sense of ritual."

As he said, he picked up the suction cup hanging on the side, "This can be hung on the floor-to-ceiling windows. If I buy this, I don't need to buy a Christmas tree."

Ji Chenge: "..."

Are you a kid haggling in a toy store?

Shao Jue very naturally picked out a bunch of strings of flags and Santa Claus stickers. This bunch of gaudy things, all pasted at home, are much more difficult to clean up than Christmas trees.

Ji Chenge was silent for a while, and finally compromised: "Then you should buy a Christmas tree."

Shao Jue blinked and agreed happily.

"Okay."

The final result was that the big Christmas tree and a bunch of gaudy decorations were all loaded onto the shopping cart, and Ji Chenge's chocolates were squeezed at the bottom. Ji Chenge, who had lost his temper, could only check out silently.

Back in Chaoxue Community, Shao Jue started to decorate the house non-stop. A large Christmas tree was placed in the yard, and the neighbors who came and went would poke their heads to have a look.

And the important task of decorating the Christmas tree fell on Ji Chenge.

Ji Chenge:? ? ?

Is this reasonable?

When everything is ready in the yard, the decoration in the house is almost the same, imitation fireplace, hanging snowflake light strings, all kinds of hanging lights on the floor-to-ceiling windows, bells, Christmas trees, reindeer...

It's pretty festive.

However, there seems to be something extraordinary mixed in here.

Ji Chenge picked up the amulet hanging on the glass window.This amulet exudes an indescribably dark aura, which is incompatible with the Christmas atmosphere.

"what is this?"

Shao Jue explained with a smile: "The talisman. Hang it at home and you can get the protection of evil gods."

Ji Chenge: "... Is it appropriate to pray for the protection of the evil god on Christmas Eve?"

Shao Jue chuckled, "If you don't want to hang it there, you have to carry it with you, brother."

He stretched out his slender and beautiful hand, and stuffed the amulet into the pocket of Ji Chenge's home clothes, satisfied: "Well, that's right."

Ji Chenge, who didn't really want to wear it, sighed and decided not to struggle anymore.

Shao Jue personally made bread and barbecue that fit the festive atmosphere and put them in the oven. He also tried the piano that had been idle at home for a long time, and played the song "Song of Shen" for Ji Chenge.

Ji Chenge listened to the piano music, closed his eyes slightly, and only felt that the time at home was peaceful.

One person is different from two people.

However, at this time, Shao Jue's phone rang untimely.

Ji Chenge glanced at the cell phone on the coffee table, "It's Xue Hua's call."

Shao Jue picked up the phone, and Xue Hua's voice really came from the other end of the phone.

"Brother, can you go home tonight?"

Gee.

Shao Jue said, "I'm not free, so I won't come back."

Xue Hua choked for a moment, but suppressed the urge to hang up the phone, and calmed down his voice to persuade him: "Father finally came home once, and he was very worried about your health. You should come back and meet him, just have lunch. Mom made it by herself. Just waiting for you to come back."

Father Xue, who has never shown his face since "Xue Lian" woke up, actually came back today?

Ji Chenge's eyes and ears are sharp, and he heard the voice over there, so he whispered: "Go, it's just lunch, I just took a nap."

Shao Jue didn't know what came to mind, she smiled silently, and followed Ji Chenge's meaning: "Okay, I can go there."

Xue Hua immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and he said hypocritically: "Okay, then we will wait for you to come back."

After a pause, he tried again: "Where are you now? Are you still in Chaoxue Community?"

Shao Jue's eyes were dark, and he silently evoked a permeable smile no matter how you looked at it.

After hanging up the phone, Shao Jue took a step forward, leaned in front of Ji Chenge, and lightly pecked him on the lips.

"I will come back later."

Ji Chenge raised his eyebrows pretending to be indifferent, "What are you doing back here?"

Shao Jue smiled flatteringly, "Come back and spend the night with senior brother."

"..."

The system exploded in Ji Chenge's mind: [The sky is bright and bright, bah, shameless! ]

Ji Chenge silently pushed the system back into the sea of ​​consciousness.

He put on a coat and sent Shao Jue to the gate of the community.He doesn't intend to get involved with the Xue family, and Shao Jue doesn't need him to intervene in the affairs over there.

They walked out of the community gate together, Shao Jue suddenly turned his head and kissed Ji Chenge warmly on the cheek.

Ji Chenge was taken aback.

Click.

Someone filmed this scene.

Ji Chenge and Shao Jue turned their heads at the same time, and the man who hid behind the street lamp and took pictures of this scene was the man who successfully sneaked into Chaoxue Community not long ago.

Although he is a private detective by profession, he is not a detective like the protagonist in "The Black Clock". The main income of the two of them, the mentor and the apprentice, is to dig up black material from celebrities and make money from it.

This time when Xue Hua found them, they really found the right person. They not only fulfilled Xue Hua's commission, but also sold Ji Chenge's black material to those who did not like Ji Chenge.

He has already auctioned enough material today, and selling it to Wu Yue in a while will definitely bring him a lot of money.

Being discovered on the spot, the private detective felt guilty, turned around and ran across the street.

"——!!!"

There was an ear-piercing scratching sound, and with a bang, the man who was running away was knocked several meters away by the car that had no time to slow down. After landing with a thud, there was no more movement.

The camera used to take pictures was crushed to pieces.

Passersby were stunned.

After a while, the car door opened.

Wu Yue stumbled down with a confused face, and after a moment of stumble, he cursed: "You're sick! You won't hide if you have a car!"

The surroundings were quiet for a few seconds before they exploded with a buzzing sound: "Help me!", "You are the only one who is sick, you ran a red light!", "Call 120!"

Passers-by and the security guards rushed out to save people, call the police, and call an ambulance. The scene was chaotic.

The ones who remained calm from the beginning to the end were the two people standing at the gate of the community.

Shao Jue smiled calmly, "Did you see it?"

Ji Chenge turned to look at him.

Shao Jue smiled slightly, "This is the blessing of the evil god, brother."

The streets full of Christmas atmosphere are full of soldiers and horses. The bright red blood stains the white snow red, and the red is dazzling.

Ji Chenge's brows moved slightly, and he told him in a soft voice: "Remember to measure."

"Of course." Shao Jue smiled brightly: "Happy Christmas Eve, baby."