CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

"Hmm... senior brother, be gentle..."

"To shut up."

"pain."

"It doesn't hurt."

"I don't like the smell."

"I like."

【…】

[Forgive me for being wrong. 】

【...It's just a wash, what about you? 】

Ji Chenge pressed Shao Jue's head on the sink, and rubbed Shao Jue's white hair into bubbles with coconut milk-flavored shampoo.

"If you don't wash it, the hair will not be used."

【Listen, is this a human language? 】

It just so happened that Shao Jue thought the same way, and he protested confidently: "I don't like this shampoo."

Ji Chenge said helplessly: "Don't make trouble, this is the only thing left."

Coconut milk shampoo, a large heavy bottle, limited-time specials in the school mall, buy two get one free, the class monitor who is diligent and thrifty brought a large box, and the roommates took two bottles when they left, but there were still There was half a box left, and Ji Chenge could only use it by himself.

"Close your eyes, the foam is going to get in your eyes."

Shao Jue closed his eyes, and Ji Chenge's hands rubbed his head back and forth not too gently, which was a rare experience.

[I'm more worried that the foam will flow into the wound on the neck than the foam will get into the eyes...] [Grass, this picture is so beautiful, I can't even look at it. 】【True. Shampoo. 】

[Scared and laughing, what kind of treasure is this anchor?]

After scrubbing and scrubbing for 10 minutes, Ji Chenge finally felt clean. He rinsed the lather with warm water, wrung out the water from Shao Jue's hair like a rag, and started blowing it with the hair dryer.

"What do you do with such long hair, why not cut it."

"..." Shao Jue was silent, and declined politely, "No."

After leaving the world of comprehension, Ji Chenge decisively cut off the hair he had raised for many years without any nostalgia.

But Shao Jue still can't accept the short hair style. Well, although he is a person who is willing to accept new things, he is still quite old-fashioned to a certain extent.

"Hiss, lighten up, Gege."

"……Feel sorry."

【Exactly like the way I blow-dry my girlfriend's hair. 】

[It looks like I failed to instigate my girlfriend to cut her hair. 】

【I'm really envious of you guys having girlfriends—oh, did you think I'd say that!I would never ask my girlfriend to cut her hair!You scumbags!Hei Changzhi will always be a god! 】【...Wake up, you don't have a girlfriend. 】【... By the way, what is the relationship between the anchor and Brother Ghost?It feels like they are so familiar...] When Hu Shanshan bought milk tea and supper for three out of her own pocket and came back, she saw a headless corpse sweeping the floor in the dormitory.

Hu Shanshan: "!!!"

It was still the familiar white hospital gown, but strangely, the head of Brother Menggui was gone.

When Hu Shanshan was so shocked that she fainted, Ji Chenge came out holding Mr. Ghost's head with a blue towel wrapped around his head.

boom!

There was a loud noise from behind, and Hu Shanshan turned her head subconsciously, and saw the headless ghost slamming the bedroom door, standing behind her unconsciously.

"what--!!"

Fortunately, Ji Chenge was present, so Hu Shanshan could barely retain her sanity, covered her mouth in time, and swallowed her screams back into her stomach.

Even so, Hu Shanshan was still quite frightened.

Ji Chenge glanced at her and told Hu Shanshan: "Be careful, he doesn't like you very much."

This him, of course, refers to Shao Jue.

Hu Shanshan nodded with tears in her eyes.

She absolutely shouldn't, and danced in front of the "Ghost" with the amulet produced by the live broadcast mall. From the morning self-study that day, she felt that she was on the trick list of Mr. Ghost, and was always scared. have to die repeatedly.

"Woooo, I was wrong and I dare not do it again, but what happened to your head, Mr. Ghost?"

Ji Chenge replied: "I chopped it down."

Hu Shanshan: "..."

During the half hour she was away, what happened here?

Ji Chenge put Shao Jue's head in the hanging basket on the bed, let Shao Jue's long hair hang down naturally, and wanted to dry it by itself.From Hu Shanshan's point of view, the set beauty was so terrified that she almost fainted again.

Since she started working as the anchor of the supernatural zone, her psychological quality has really become stronger and stronger.

She cautiously moved to Ji Chenge's side, "Master, this...what's the matter with this fierce ghost brother? Do you know each other?"

[I also want to ask! ! ! 】

【I also want to know! 】

[I beg the female anchor, please ask!I'm dying of curiosity! 】Ji Chenge didn't deliberately evade this time, but admitted frankly: "He is my boyfriend."

【! ! ! ! ! 】

【Boy friend? ! ! ! 】

[Sloppy, hasty, what kind of treasure anchor did I pick up!Hurry up, anchor, let's talk! ! 】【Anchor anchor, I have a bazooka, I want to hear your story! 】【Tell a story, tell a story, tell a story! ! ! 】

[66666, the real version of the human and ghost love is not over!Ask for details!Ask for a story!I want more!More!More! 】Speaking, several rockets smashed into Ji Chenge's account one after another.

System cutie: […]

System cutie: [Host, we suddenly received a huge reward from Tuhao, fans want to hear your stories. ]

Ji Chenge: "..."

story?The story is that this ferocious ghost is actually a liar. He threw away his body and used the form of A Piao to bully the aborigines everywhere every day, which made people cry?No.

This hospital gown?

God knows where it came from.

The story that fans want to hear can't be unfolded at all.

Hu Shanshan was also shocked.

"Then...he—you—he—"

She saw the headless Mr. Ghost diligently sweeping the floor, and finally understood why Ji Chenge acted as if he couldn't see Mr. Ghost during the first live broadcast.

that is because

Master is already used to the existence of Mr. Ghost!

The headless ghost mopped the floor online, cleaning the corners of the dormitory. The guilty Ji Chenge mopped the dormitory floor with a mop. In the end, it became a scene of self-entertainment and brain opening.

[Look at the clothes on Brother Ghost, they should be hospital gowns, right?Could it be that Brother Menggui died of illness? 】【Brother Menggui feels quite young. The anchor is only a freshman this year, so his boyfriend should not be much older. 】【Did he die of illness at such a young age, how pitiful...】【I feel that the anchor is very good at solving supernatural events?Could it be a disciple of some hidden family? ] They communicated with each other in the comment area, relying on their powerful imaginations to complete various details, and finally came to the conclusion that: the anchor came from a family of exorcising ghosts, and made a boyfriend when she was studying or practicing outside, but unfortunately her boyfriend was blue. Yan Boming died young.

So the anchor used his family skills to keep the soul of his boyfriend, and let him accompany him all the time. "Mr. Ghost" has maintained his sanity so far, which is mostly due to the anchor.

[Wooooow, it's so touching! 】

[I'm crying, I'm crying, I applaud the beautiful love between the host and Brother Ghost! ! ][It’s a good person who has a ghost, tears in his eyes] Hu Shanshan, who sneaked into Ji Chenge’s live broadcast room through the live broadcast system 101, was also very moved after watching the analysis, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. "

Ji Chenge: "..."

什么 故事？

Ji Chenge, who didn't understand why the child was suddenly so excited, opened the interface of the live broadcast room, browsed through the messages in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help showing a subtle expression.

He only said one sentence, and the audience completed the character story for him?

At this time, a local tyrant in the live broadcast room threw ten deep-water torpedoes in a row, and the air was soaring, causing a commotion in the live broadcast room. Even Ji Chenge, who had read thousands of sails, couldn't help being shocked by the air.

Tu Hao said: [I want to know, since the ghost and the anchor are lovers, why did the anchor's boyfriend hang himself on the anchor's bed that night? 】Ji Chenge cuts out the screen and glances at the golden melon seeds received backstage. He has received so many rewards all at once, and if he continues to pretend not to see it, his conscience may ache.

Therefore, Ji Chenge responded directly to the questions in the live broadcast room for the first time.

"He wants to help me gain followers."

【! ! ! 】

[The anchor responded!Is this the power of the moat! 】

[What kind of heaven-shattering fairy love is this?Do you want to help your boyfriend gain fans after you die? 】【WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooMarry me, I also want a fairy boyfriend who will help me increase my popularity even after he dies! 】【Warm applause for the love between the broadcaster and Brother Ghost! ! 】All kinds of rewards came down one after another, and the live broadcast room was also flooded with keywords such as "moving the sky", "beautiful love" and so on.

Ji Chenge: "..."

He couldn't understand it, what moved him when his dead boyfriend hanged himself live to help increase his followers?

After mopping the floor, Hu Shanshan distributed the bought milk tea and cakes to Ji Chenge, and accepted Ji Chenge's special exorcism charm, but Bai Feifei didn't wake up until dark.

Hu Shanshan was a little worried, but she still said goodbye to Ji Chenge: "Then I'll go back to the dormitory first. By the way, Master, there seems to be a ghost in your stairwell. I heard that he stepped on the air and fell to his death in the stairwell. It's the one on the west side. Be careful on that staircase."

That road is a bit far from dormitory 425, Ji Chenge has never walked it before, this is the first time I heard about it.

But Ji Chenge was very calm: "We also have a ghost who drowned in the washbasin. I heard that he drank too much one night and drowned himself in the washbasin."

Hu Shanshan: "..." Do ghosts die in so many strange ways?

Ji Chenge instructed: "He often wanders in the public washroom and dormitory washroom, if you see him in the corridor, just pretend you didn't see him."

Hu Shanshan asked nervously, "Is he scary?"

Ji Chenge shook his head.

"I've only seen it once, it doesn't look very bright, but it doesn't attack the students around it."

Hu Shanshan sighed, with a bit of pity in her expression.

"How about, let's hold a special live broadcast next time to save these harmless little ghosts? Although they are not as popular as the grieving ghosts, they can still make up the number of live broadcasts."

"Well, yes."

Hu Shanshan was full of energy, "Then I'll go back and find out more! Goodbye, Master!"

With a snap, the heroine comes and goes like the wind.

The headless ghost's soft and cold body pressed against Ji Chenge's back, and Shao Jue chuckled, "The child with no eyesight is gone."

Ji Chenge glanced at him, "There is still one left."

It was Bai Feifei who was unconscious.

So the headless ghost walked towards Bai Feifei, and squatted beside Bai Feifei's bed, thinking of some bad idea... There was no need to think about it.

Ji Chenge turned on the computer, finished the ppt homework left in a certain class in the morning, and helped Bai Feifei to do a copy.

Ji Chenge seemed to ask casually: "Are you very interested in Hu Shanshan?"

In the basket, Shao Jue turned his head over by himself, looked under the bed, and sighed with interest: "It's so rare that you would be jealous of me."

"..." Ji Chenge, who didn't think in that direction, paused, and explained: "I mean, you have always hated them."

Shao Jue didn't deny it, "Well, that's right."

As the bottom boss in a book, it is normal for him to hate the protagonist in the book. However, a certain unlucky protagonist in "Survival Immortal Demon Record" has been blocked by him for a lifetime, if Ji Chenge hadn't changed In the plot, a life-and-death battle is inevitable between them.

As for the protagonist Lin Ye in the previous book "The Cultivation of a Movie King", because his own strength is too weak, Shao Jue is too lazy to pay attention to him, and will not take the initiative to approach him at all.

What about Hu Shanshan?

In terms of force value, the protagonist in the spiritual world may indeed be a little stronger than the entertainment world, but Ji Chenge feels that the several times Shao Jue targeted Hu Shanshan did not seem to be purely "finding faults".

As the system said, it was more like a malicious approach.

From an angle that Ji Chenge couldn't see, Shao Jue smiled.

His voice was light and ethereal.

"So, what do you want to ask, brother?"

Just as Ji Chenge was about to answer, Bai Feifei stood up like a carp and woke up suddenly.

"do not come!!!"

Ji Chenge and Shao Jue looked at Bai Feifei at the same time.

Bai Feifei: "..."

who I am?where am iWhy did I see a headless corpse? !

Bai Feifei rolled his eyes and was about to faint when Ji Chenge's calm voice came over, "Are you awake? The female ghost has already reincarnated, it's getting late, you can go back to the dormitory to rest."

As he said, he handed a white USB flash drive to Bai Feifei, "I did your ppt homework for you."

He was so calm, Bai Feifei was too embarrassed to faint, he walked around the headless ghost tremblingly, took the USB flash drive with a confused face, and left bedroom 425 in a hurry.

Bai Feifei lives in the 426 next door, and it is only two steps away. After returning to the dormitory, Bai Feifei felt dizzy at the same time, and at the same time felt that too many things happened that day. He should wash and sleep instead of spending money. Energy to think about more things.

"Uh, who's using the bathroom?"

"Old Wang is constipated, it's been half an hour, brother, go use the public washroom outside."

Bai Feifei: "..."

Five minutes later, Bai Feifei took his toiletries and went to the empty bathroom to wash his face. After washing his face, he reached for the towel beside him, but he couldn't reach it.

Huh?

Just when Bai Feifei was wondering, someone handed him a towel.

Bai Feifei wiped his face clean, said "thank you" to his lips, opened his eyes, but found that the bathroom was empty.

nobody.

He was the only one in this empty bathroom.

Bai Feifei suddenly felt chilly.

Instinctive to survive, Bai Feifei picked up the washbasin and hurried back to the dormitory.

After Bai Feifei left, a melancholy face appeared in the bathroom mirror.

He looked stupid, his face, hair, and clothes were all wet. He was the ghost who drowned in the sink after being drunk.

He stood stupidly for a while, and a yellow figure quietly appeared in the mirror.

The little girl in a yellow princess dress was about five or six years old, and she smiled sweetly at the drowned ghost.

"Little brother, are you alone?"

The drowned ghost was dumbfounded, and nodded slowly.

At this time, Bai Feifei rushed back to the public bathroom in a hurry, took away the toothbrush and toothpaste that had fallen on the window sill, and came and went like the wind, oblivious to the abnormality in the mirror.

The two ghosts in the mirror have disappeared.

Ji Chenge quietly listened to the movement outside, his eyes were clear.

When the plot started, she was already recruiting people.

Also, the perspective of "Spiritual Live" always follows the heroine Hu Shanshan, and it is reasonable not to describe what happened in No. 16 dormitory in detail.

Shao Jue yawned lazily.

The headless "fierce ghost" climbed onto the bed and occupied half of the bed first.And Shao Jue's head was bouncing happily in the basket, "Come on, brother."

Ji Chenge looked up at Shao Jue for a while, then locked the bedroom door with a sullen face.

Under Shao Jue's expectant eyes, he grabbed the head in the basket, "Don't move, I'll sew it back for you."

Shao Jue evoked a malicious smile.

"Oh, why do you need to sew? Brother, don't you want to sleep with a boyfriend who has no head?"

Ji Chenge sighed.

"If you don't shut up, I'll sew your mouth together."

Shao Jue giggled, and in the gust of wind, he deliberately licked Ji Chen's heart, the hint was self-evident.

[... When will they find out—they didn't turn off the live broadcast? 】【I have a hunch that the anchor will sew a fierce ghost brother Plus】【This fierce ghost really has something (confirmed)】

[Is this the real love between humans and ghosts?Sisters, let me bow first! 】【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! ! ! ] System cutie: […]

Stitching hair in the middle of the night, where is the beauty?

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-0319:00:00~2021-01-0419:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket: just a passerby;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: not one;

感谢投出地雷的小天使：相知剑意天下无敌、团团亦初、拾祀1个；感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：无语问苍天37瓶；墨点19瓶；反派大波ss11瓶；柒、风忆洛10瓶；木轩涯6瓶；雨落海棠·清3瓶；299372951瓶；非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！