CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

The big white cat chased all the way into Ji Chenge's room.

"! Meow woo woo!"

Ji Chenge, who was ambushing behind the door, quickly put a sheet on it, and escorted the whole cat into the bathroom.

"Ooooooooooooooooo..."

Ji Chenge turned on the faucet and began to clean the dirty paw. The feeling of wet fur might be really bad. The big white cat kept meowing non-stop, like killing a pig.

Ji Chenge squeezed a little body wash specially for cats, and made bubbles on the cat's paw. After 5 minutes, a fragrant and wet cat's paw was freshly out of the oven.

The big white cat who stood up for Ji Chenge and was brutally raped squatted on the ground and licked its paws.

Ji Chenge dug out the hair dryer from the messy daily necessities, plugged it in and pressed the switch, the sound of the hair dryer running immediately startled the big white cat, and it blew up on the spot.

Ji Chenge: "..."

Is acting so real?

He has already begun to suspect that this is an ordinary cat, just a little bit smarter, smart enough to go to college.

In games and novels, weirdly clever cats do abound.

While thinking this way, the big white cat with fried hair suddenly rushed up and gave the hair dryer a left uppercut.

Snapped!

The hair dryer held by Ji Chenge was as steady as an old dog, not moving at all.

"Meow?"

The big white cat tilted its head.

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!

The unbelieving big white cat began to punch and kick the terrible hair dryer, as if it saw some natural enemy.

Ji Chenge: "..."

He can be sure that this is not Shao Jue.

His Shao Jue, although sometimes his mind is not normal, but... not, really not.

Ji Chenge turned off the hair dryer and took the next best thing. He wrapped the wet cat's paws with a towel and wiped them. During this period, several teachers came to see him. Seeing him rubbing the cats in the bathroom, they all showed subtle and indescribable expressions.

Teacher Wang scratched his head and interrupted them embarrassedly: "Mr. Ji, what should we do next?"

Ji Chenge thought for a while, and said: "Pack up your things, and leave after dawn."

Teacher Wang hesitated to speak.

"what happened?"

"Actually... some teachers are not willing to go to the students' side, they want to wait for the notification or rescue here. They are all frightened by the appearance of the dormitory uncle..."

Ji Chenge paused when he rubbed the cat, "Sorry, I took it for granted. How many teachers are willing to go out?"

Teacher Wang immediately said: "I am willing to go! Others, I will ask them!"

"Okay, I'm sorry. If possible, let's count the supplies in the dormitory. I'll help after wiping the cats."

"no problem."

Teacher Wang agreed very readily.

Ji Chenge probably understood.

There must be an NPC next to the player to help the player through the novice period. The NPC will adjust its role according to the player's own ability, either as a guide or as an assistant. Now it seems that Teacher Wang is such a role.

Speaking of which, among all the NPCs here, only Mr. Wang and Mr. Ji have special titles on their heads, [Mr. Wang for Computer Class] and [Mr. Ji for English Class], while the other teachers have no special titles.

This shows that these two people are the two most critical NPCs in the early stage of the plot, and the others are probably just passers-by.

Ji Chenge wrapped the whole cat in a towel, took out a hiking backpack from the closet, stuffed some test papers piled up under the bed into it, and filled the backpack halfway.

Going out empty-handed must be suspicious in the eyes of the npc.

Turning around again, his cat emerged from the towel by itself and was licking its paw on the other side.

The cat food that was given to it before was kept in place, not missing at all.

Ji Chenge pushed the cat food to it, "Eat some."

The big white cat glanced at the cat food in disgust, then turned to face Ji Chenge with its big butt.

All right, don't eat if you don't eat.

"Then you want to leave with me? Once I leave, I may never come back."

The big white cat immediately got up, rubbed against Ji Chenge's legs and meowed.

Ji Chenge took a few steps, and the cat followed him like a pet.

He smiled, "That's good. You leave with me."

"Meow~"

In the end, only Mr. Wang, Mr. Ji and the slender female teacher who still had a fever were the ones who were going to leave with Ji Chenge.

Their names are Wang Xing, Ji Yu, and Yao Yao.

Teacher Wang took the key from the dormitory manager and opened the unoccupied dormitories one by one. He really found a lot of supplies, including several hundred catties of rice and even more water.

By the way, these teachers who nagged their students not to drink alcohol and eat junk food all day long have an astonishing amount of junk food at home.

Looking at the slices of spicy noodles and beer, everyone choked up.

Someone complained: "Except for rice and noodles, it's basically all junk food... the fruits and vegetables that were dug out are already rotten."

Teacher Wang laughed and said, "It's good to have one. How can young people know how to cook nowadays?"

"Yeah, you can be content with these rice noodles. Some people don't even have this kind of rice noodles at home."

Ji Chenge, who inexplicably felt pain in his knees: "..."

Everyone divided things according to their heads, and before leaving, the teacher who lived diagonally across from Ji Chenge secretly gave Ji Chenge a stick.

Just as Ji Chenge was about to decline, he heard the system prompt: [I got a new weapon, do you want to equip it? ]

It turned out to be the link where npc donated equipment.

When he spoke again, Ji Chenge didn't refuse, and simply accepted it.

He instructed: "There may be other infected people here. You should lock the doors and windows and stay in your room as much as possible. If the rescue fails and there are more and more zombies outside, there will be a shortage of supplies in the later stage. Hide your share well, use it sparingly, and be on guard against others."

The female teacher was taken aback for a moment, and after his reminder, she realized this level later.

Ji Chenge said again: "The internet, water and electricity are not cut off now, so we won't be sure after that. Ask for help from the outside as soon as possible. If there is someone you know, ask them to come pick you up as soon as possible."

The female teacher nodded with a pale face.

Ji Chenge said this because the police in this game world are now at their wits' end, and various agencies are unable to dispatch rescue in time. This kind of chaos will last at least a month.

After speaking, the four of them and a cat walked out of the teacher's dormitory. Not long after they left, the teacher who stayed inside locked the door again.

At dawn, the red rain that lasted for seven days and seven nights finally stopped.

Ji Yu disliked Yao Yao very much, "Why don't you stay there? What if you turn into a zombie?"

Yao Yaomin said, "Teacher Ji said that a fever doesn't necessarily make you a zombie."

Ji Yu glared at Ji Chenge, and muttered, "Mr. Ji, Mr. Ji, who knows who you are calling..."

Yao Yao couldn't help but rolled her eyes.

Ji Yu continued to be ambiguous, "I went out to rescue the students and brought a cat with me. Those who didn't know thought you were out to play."

It was too obvious who it was.

Ji Chenge was too lazy to argue with him, so he could only pretend that he didn't hear it.

Ji Yu sprayed Teacher Wang again, "You are so fat, can you run if there are zombies chasing us in a while? In movies, fat people die first."

Teacher Wong:"……"

Ji Chenge: "..."

Good guy, it's like a watering can, offending all three teammates in one minute, and not afraid of being assassinated by teammates.

Ji Chenge checked his phone for the last time. There were no new missed calls, and he didn't know what happened to the mysterious gold master.

He was just putting the phone back in his pocket when he heard a

"teacher!!!"

With this loud cry, as if the cub saw its mother, a large group of students rushed out from the direction of the student dormitory.

The title of the leading student [Zhang Lili, Vice President of the Student Union] is obviously the guiding NPC on the student side. The next twenty or thirty students have no special titles, but several... how should I put it, they look like gamers.

Players have game backpacks, most of them don't think as much as Ji Chenge, and they are too lazy to carry a bag to pretend to be an NPC in the game world. The characteristic shown is that they are empty-handed, but full of confidence.

Ji Chenge decided to take advantage of the situation and pretend to be an indigenous npc.

"How are you? Are you hurt?"

The student NPC shook his head and replied: "No, teacher. We are going to find you!"

Ji Chenge frowned and said, "Zombies also appeared in the student dormitory?"

The student NPC nodded, with a look of fear on his face: "Yes, teacher, many students have turned into zombies, but we have many supernatural powers, and we defeated the students who turned into zombies. The rest of the students... no, the remaining zombies are closed Into the bedroom."

"Superhuman?" Ji Yu asked, "What do you mean by superhuman?"

"It's just..." The student NPC scratched her head, as if she didn't know what to say, she tugged at her classmate, "Hey, Putao, show that to the teacher, the crackling one!"

The short-haired girl who was pulled out pursed her lips and raised a hand.

Under everyone's gaze, a purple thunderbolt appeared in her palm.

The three teachers couldn't help but be astonished, "This, is this the ability mentioned on the hot search?"

Grape nodded.

The student NPC excitedly said: "Many of us have abilities! Huangfu Aoxing, show off your abilities!"

Ji Chenge: "..."

The id of the middle two breath-taking table, it sounds like a game player.

The male player who was pushed out stood up and proudly showed off his fire ability.

It seems that he is quite satisfied with the power he got randomly.

"Add mai and spicy! Add sugar and vinegar! Come too!"

The male students whose IDs are spicy and spicy and the female students whose IDs are sweet and vinegar come out, showing their water abilities and breaking steel bars with their bare hands.

It is worth mentioning that the one who broke the steel bars with bare hands was actually a female player.

Ji Chenge: "..."

#论起ID的重要#, #编辑Attribute, Always Drop God#

He quickly stopped the student NPC who was about to show off, and interrupted: "You are not the only students in the dormitory, are you?"

The student NPC was immediately distracted, "Yes, we are not the only ones who didn't go home, but we are the only ones who are willing to come out. They... just want to stay in the school and wait for support."

Ji Chenge looked in the direction of the student dormitory.

As expected, there were faces on many of the windows, and the students staying in the dormitory were stretching their necks to watch the situation on their side.

Some players thought that the teacher NPC was planning to meddle in other people's business, so they said impatiently: "Teacher, leave them alone, okay? They don't want to come out by themselves, so we can't tie them up, right? Be optimistic, in case they come out after a while Supported."

"That's right, I don't want to go back again. They won't even give us food, and let us go to the supermarket to buy it ourselves, ha ha."

Only then did Ji Chenge realize one thing.

Although the teachers' dormitories are simple, they all have simple kitchens. Many teachers are self-sufficient at home instead of going to the cafeteria, so there is more or less food at home.

But students are different.

The school regulations prohibit students from cooking in the dormitory, and the whole school will notify the whole school of criticism if they find cooking appliances, so the students’ dormitory can only have instant noodles and self-heating hot pot at best.

He said: "...I know. Then what are your plans next?"

The student NPC immediately said: "Go to my relatives! It takes about three hours to drive. My cousin bought an island nearby. It was originally planned to be a resort, but it hasn't opened yet. I called my cousin. , she said she would take care of us temporarily, there are vacant houses and a lot of food! Teacher, let's go together!"

The students behind her were very calm, obviously they had already made an appointment.

Ji Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, "I bought an island..."

Teacher Wang said, "Then I know where it is, it's the one——Rainbow City, right?"

"exactly!"

Among the students, several players looked at each other, and finally pushed the heroine Putao out.

Putao scratched her face, and could only stand up and say, "Well, it's good to have a teacher here, but ah... Teacher Ji, your neck was scratched by a zombie, right?"

Ji Yu was taken aback, and subconsciously covered his neck, "So what's the matter?"

Putao was a little embarrassed, "If it's the same as in the movie, you will soon become a zombie, and we can't take you with you."

Ji Yu's face suddenly turned pale.

His face changed again and again, and finally fixed on an expression of embarrassment turning into anger. Just when Ji Yu was about to get angry, Ji Chenge stopped him.

"Wait a minute, listen to me."

Everyone immediately looked at Ji Chenge.

"You know that becoming a zombie and becoming a supernatural person are all caused by Hong Yu?"

The students didn't know what he was going to say, but they all nodded.

Ji Chenge continued: "This shows that there is a certain virus in the red rain, which can cause human mutation. Teacher Ji Yu was indeed scratched by zombies, and it is indeed possible that he was infected with the virus, but this virus invaded Teacher Ji Yu's body. After the body, it is possible to become a zombie or a person with supernatural powers, don’t you think so?”

The students fell silent.

Obviously, some of them were successfully persuaded by Ji Chenge.

"But..." Putao still said, "But you can't guarantee that he won't turn into a zombie."

"Indeed." Ji Chenge smiled, and said lightly: "It's okay, I will take good care of him. If he turns into a zombie, I will deal with him as soon as possible, and I will not give him anything to hurt you Chance."

"..." Putao blinked, "Oh, okay."

She obediently retreated between the students, expressing that she had tried her best.

This NPC teacher... She can't hate her, and if he continues to watch her, she will definitely retreat without a bottom line.

Damn it, is this the feeling of falling in love with an npc at first sight!

I wanted to say something more, but my girlfriend added sugar and vinegar and slapped me hard, "Shut up!"

Add spicy and spicy: "..."

Add Ma Jiala: "Damn, you hit me again because of an npc!"

Adding sugar and vinegar: "Shut up, don't argue with the handsome guy."

Add spicy and spicy: "..."

Ji Chenge held back his laughter, pretending not to see their small movements, "Let me tell you first, our teacher Yao is also having a fever, so you should be careful yourself."

Teacher Yao Yao, who was cueed, didn't show any dissatisfaction, and nodded vigorously, "I... If I want to turn into a zombie, I will stay away from you."

Ji Yu snorted, and rarely said anything more.

Teacher Wang breathed a sigh of relief, "That's fine, we've settled for that, Teacher Ji, what should we do next?"

He has completely evolved from a guiding NPC to an auxiliary NPC, and he said, "Mr. Ji, what should we do next?"

Ji Chenge thought for a while and asked him, "Mr. Wang, do you have a car?"

"No, no..."

These teachers are so poor that it is impossible for them to have a car.

Ji Chenge thought about it, "We have to find a way to get a car, preferably a bus. But before that, let's go to the supermarket outside the school."

The students all agree.

"The school canteen..."

"Leave it to the students in the dormitory." Ji Chenge said: "If the rescue doesn't come, they can only rely on the school canteen to live."

"Oh, okay..."

Once the decision is made, act immediately. The players rushed out of the school and rushed into the empty supermarket. Ji Yu and Teacher Wang also followed them in. Only Yao Yao and Ji Chenge stood outside together.

"Mr. Ji, don't you go get something?"

Ji Chenge shook his head and said, "The students don't have anything to eat, so let them go. I don't need much food for now."

Up to now, he has fully integrated into the role of teacher, and based on his experience, he has set up a strict and responsible personality setting for himself, and he has been deeply involved in the play.

Yao Yao looked at Ji Chenge in admiration, "But how can I get the car?"

As soon as the voice fell, a car honked its horn behind them.

When the two turned their heads, they saw a blue sports car with smooth lines and a very expensive one.

The car window rolled down, revealing Shao Jue's face.

He raised his chin towards Ji Chenge, his face wearing sunglasses was full of steadfastness: "You are quite courageous, dare you not answer my call?"

Ji Chenge: "..."

This debut was really unexpected.

He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and sure enough, he saw two missed calls. The caller was Jin Zhu, who called 5 minutes ago.

The big cat that had been obediently nestling in Ji Chenge's arms suddenly meowed irritablely.

Ji Chenge pressed the phone back into his pocket, smoothed the cat's fur, and asked tentatively, "Shao Jue?"

Teacher Yao Yao asked in surprise, "Do you know each other?"

Ji Chenge nodded slightly.

If Shao Jue is the gold master he set up...then they all know each other in and out of the play, and they are indeed their own people.But there is another possibility - this person is not Shao Jue, but a Boss from this world.

If that's the case, the situation is now rather delicate.

Master Jin pointed to a bus that was following behind him, "I knew you must be bringing a group of oil bottles, let them get on the bus. And you, Ji Chenge, get on my bus."

Ji Chenge: "..."

I always feel that Shao Jue's painting style is not quite right.

He thought for a while, and replied calmly and affectionately: "You shouldn't have come here, it's dangerous here."

Shao Jue laughed lightly, took off his sunglasses, and said dissatisfiedly, "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Ji Chenge: "..."

system:[……]

Big White Cat: "..."

The painting style on the opposite side was so strange that Ji Chenge couldn't tell whether this person was Shao Jue at all.

The author has something to say: One of the classic quotes from an overbearing CEO: Are you teaching me how to do things?

I won't tell you in advance which one is Shao Jue