CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

Under the surveillance of the camera, the white-haired man opened the closet and took out a shirt full of Ji Chenge's breath.

He gently buried his face in his shirt, rubbed it like a cat, and took another deep breath.

It's really fragrant, it's the taste of singing.

Is this the joy of an idiot?

……

This morning, Ji Chenge lost a shirt he often wears.

The broker is right.

One of the things that perverted illegitimate fan will do after invading his residence is to steal his clothes.

In fact, Ji Chenge shouldn't have noticed so early.But as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the wardrobe in the bedroom wide open, as if to say: "Look at me, look at me."

Ji Chenge: "..."

Too arrogant.

There are not many clothes in the closet, they are all Ji Chenge's usual clothes, and they are all sorted and arranged in order to be clear at a glance, so that one can see which one is missing at a glance.

What was missing was a shirt.

Ji Chenge stood in front of the closet for a while, and walked out from the shock of "someone really stole my clothes", planning to leave the bedroom and go to the cloakroom next door to check.

All his clothes for formal occasions are stored in the cloakroom, most of them are custom-made, very expensive, but rarely appear in Ji Chenge's daily attire.

As expected, the cloakroom was not visited by any suspicious bastard.

Ji Chenge's gaze moved up and landed on the camera that was just installed yesterday.

The computer in the study room was connected to a camera. He turned on the computer and followed Xiao Qing's tutorial to look through the video from last night.

Everything was normal until twelve o'clock in the morning.However, when the time changed to 0:00, an arm suddenly stretched out from under the bed in the bedroom.

That hand fumbled on the ground, just like a scene in a horror movie, a man with disheveled hair emerged from under the bed and smiled at the camera.

"!!!"

Even Ji Chenge, who had experienced thousands of sails, was stunned by this operation.

He had an illusion that the people in the video would just crawl out of the screen like the legendary Sadako.

Fortunately, this world is not a spiritual world.

The man in the video got up from the ground and tiptoed to the closet. He opened the closet door carefully like a cat, took out the victim's shirt, unfolded it, buried his head, and took a deep breath, all in one go.

Ji Chenge: "..."

At this moment, he could understand why the other party only stole an ordinary shirt?This moron doesn't even bother with the clothes that Ji Chenge doesn't often wear—or the clothes that don't have Ji Chenge's aura.

...Very well, it's that person's style.

Ever since he came to the world in the book "The Cultivation of an Actor", Ji Chenge has never seen that person again.

two years.

Ji Chenge silently turned off the computer in the study, and went to the dining table downstairs to get his own breakfast.

A simple and delicate breakfast is served on the usually empty dining table.

Two sandwiches coated with egg wash and fried until golden brown, decorated with fresh strawberries that have been washed to give vitality.In the blank space left by the plate, a stick figure of a piglet was drawn with ketchup.

Cute and full of appetite.

Next to the sandwich, there is a glass of milk, a rose and a sticky note.

——Heat it before eating, love you.

"..."

There was even a bear apron on the back of the chair in front of the dining table.

This scene is really like a breakfast left for her husband by a wife who works in the morning. If you ignore the fact that the other party invaded and stole property illegally, then this breakfast should still be quite romantic?

Ji Chenge returned to the bedroom, took the phone over, took a picture of the breakfast with a click, and sent it to the manager. After thinking for a while, he logged on to the Weibo account that he seldom used.

@委沉歌: Today's breakfast.

[picture]

After posting and refreshing, there are dozens of comments.

@别吐xp:? ? ? ?Early party wins! ! !

@本溪: Who the hell are you!Why did it appear on my homepage!

@车KEY: What a lovely breakfast!Did the pigeons do it themselves?

Sure enough, they all live on Weibo.

When the artists under him have no important schedules, the manager's schedule has always been very magical, but this time, the manager Xiao Ge replied to Ji Chenge's WeChat in seconds.

[Wow, which takeaway is so exquisite? ]

The lazy image of Ji Chenge who likes to eat but doesn't like to cook is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. He sat down at the dining table, took a bite of the sandwich slowly, and replied: Mr. Idiot left me for breakfast.

The manager's mind was a little confused for a while.

[Mr. what idiot? ]

Ji Chenge replied: He crawled out from under my bed and prepared breakfast for me, does he look like the magical snail girl?

broker:? ? ?

Snail girl, you are big!

The manager directly dialed a voice call, and Ji Chenge answered it calmly.

As soon as it was connected, there was the roar of the manager.

"Under the bed? Bastard meal? Make you breakfast? Shen Ge, pack your bags, let's move immediately!!"

Ji Chenge remained calm.

"He took a shirt from my closet and smiled at the camera."

The manager's scalp was numb, "This is a pervert, and he may have a mental illness. What does the security guard in your community do for food... No, wait, he won't just live in your community!"

Thinking about it carefully, the manager couldn't help but tremble while his brain opened wide.

"That's right, even if it's an illegitimate meal, you shouldn't be so arrogant. It's okay to be a thief, but you actually cook breakfast for you, I rely on you, rely on me, Chen Ge, this—"

Ji Chenge interrupted the manager, and asked him quietly: "Brother Xiao, are you afraid?"

broker:"……"

Xiao Qing strangely stopped his thoughts.

At this moment, Ji Chenge's always calm and reliable image seemed to be distorted suddenly, revealing a look that his manager had never seen before.

Ji Chenge on the other end of the call didn't notice Xiao Qing's thoughts, and said in his usual gentle tone: "It's right to be afraid, this is the purpose of the other party."

Xiao Qing was comforted by Ji Chenge's calm tone, and immediately left that delicate atmosphere.

"Shen Ge, have you checked the surveillance? Have you caught him?"

Ji Chenge replied, "I got it. Including the way he cooks."

"..." The agent said: "Damn! How arrogant! Did the camera capture his face? Send me the video, I have a detective I know, and I will find him by digging three feet! If this If the person is mentally ill, then we will immediately contact his family and send him to a mental hospital!"

Before Ji Chenge agreed, the manager's tone paused, and when he spoke again, the volume was raised by another eight degrees.

"Ah???" Xiao Qing accused angrily, "You still post on Weibo!!!"

And the hot comments in the comment area have all been "cute breakfast, is it made by pigeons", "grandma, grandma, the blogger you follow has been updated", "this pigeon finally remembered his Weibo password, put It stewed it" and so on happy comments took over.

The manager was heartbroken, "Shen Ge, you can't do this, you are encouraging crimes in disguise, you know! He saw you posting on Weibo, so he will go to your house to cook for you every day from now on! Be sober!"

Makes sense.

But this did not affect Ji Chenge's good mood.

This sandwich really satisfies Ji Chenge's taste buds just right. He hasn't had such a satisfying breakfast for a long time.

Ji Chenge smiled indifferently, pretending that he didn't hear the manager beating his chest and feet.

"The video can be sent to you, but I don't recommend you to find a detective. Come to think of it, we thought the camera would make him quit, but he didn't care about his identity at all. We thought asking the detective to find out his identity would be a good idea." can solve this matter, but in fact, the result may be completely opposite..."

The manager listened intently, "For example?"

"For example, the detective who went to investigate the incident died, which further exaggerated the horror atmosphere."

broker:"……"

Really, as far as Ji Chenge is concerned, this is the plot development that person likes the most. Whether it is to hire a detective or directly call the police, one should think twice before acting.

The manager twitched his lips, "Shen Ge, why do I feel that you are in a particularly good mood today, and you are enjoying it...?"

Ji Chenge paused when he picked up the milk, calmly restrained the smile in his tone, and naturally denied: "No, Brother Xiao, you heard it wrong."

"...Yes, yes."

The broker was actually right.

Ever since the appearance of the mysterious Mr. Moron, Ji Chenge's life has become a lot more interesting.

Two years of life in the entertainment industry was actually a bit too ordinary for Ji Chenge.

Although according to the original plot of "The Cultivation of a Movie King", a new storm is about to hit, but as an emotional novel, the ups and downs of the story revolve around the love and hatred of the protagonists, which is not the case in the previous "Survival" Ji Chenge doesn't have to be busy practicing or finding countermeasures for the danger of destroying the world like "The Record of Immortals and Demons".

He considers himself an outsider, what does the emotional entanglement of the protagonists have to do with him?

All he needs to do is to act well, strive to get the best actor of Yena as soon as possible, and achieve an achievement no less than that of the protagonist group, and then he can easily pass the level successfully.

After all, this is a world with only two stars in difficulty.

The manager was worried: "...Anyway, you send me the video and let me see what's going on. ——What? Ah? Xiaomeng went to the hospital to find Master Xue again?"

The second half of the sentence was not addressed to Ji Chenge.

A woman's voice faintly came from the other end of the phone, and it sounded familiar. After listening to it for a while, Ji Chenge thought it was the voice of the big boss of Moonlight Entertainment.

The agent said angrily: "Master Xue didn't come back all night, so it's none of her business! Tsk, I see, I'll go and catch her myself."

The agent sighed and said to Ji Chenge: "Forget it, Weibo has already been posted anyway, so that's it. You send me the video quickly, and I will go to the hospital to catch your little sister Meng. Alas, bless her not Get caught by the reporter and hang up."

Ji Chenge's tone was clear: "You and Boss Bai really have a problem."

broker:"……"

Agent: "No! I'm the only one at home! You heard me wrong! Hang up!"

The manager, who was stimulated by two artists under him one after another in the early morning, felt very tired.

He put on his coat and drove to the hospital where Young Master Xue lived. Halfway through the car, the special reminder function of WeChat reminded him that Ji Chenge sent him a video with the sentence "Don't watch while driving".

The manager didn't take it seriously and clicked on the video casually.

In the video, first there is a pale arm, followed by a man with disheveled hair. When the man raised his head and smiled at the camera, "!!!!!!"

He nearly flipped over on the ground.