CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

It wasn't until Ji Chenge arrived at the gate of the middle school where Ji Jiajia was located that he understood what a "very rich man" was.

Two rows of bodyguards in black suits blocked the school gate. When they saw Ji Chenge approaching, they shouted in unison: "Hello, young master!"

Ji Chenge: "..."

Who am I, where am I, and what's going on in this world?

The next second, a white-haired man in a fur-collared coat and a suit and leather shoes walked out of the incense pot restaurant next to the school with his arms around Ji Jiajia's shoulders.

Ji Chenge: "..."

The man explained: "No way, your sister insists on eating this."

Ji Jiajia, who was held by his shoulders, also looked numb, obviously giving up struggling.

The man was wearing gold-framed unilateral glasses and leather gloves on his hands. The whole person's painting style seemed to come out of the last century. Ji Chenge was sure that this person must be engaged in some kind of work that Jinjiang does not allow. high-risk occupations.

When he saw Ji Chenge, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

"From today onwards, I am your adoptive father."

"..."

Ji Chenge doubted: "Are you my father's friend?"

"Yes."

"Then how much do you know about him?"

The man paused suspiciously, and said: "I remember his name is Ji Lin, he seems to be a talisman cultivator, and he died when he lived to the Nascent Soul stage or the Transformation stage."

Ji Chenge: "..."

What is he saying?

Realizing that he knew nothing about Ji Chenge's real parents, the man sighed and murmured, "Tsk, it seems this world won't last long..."

When the parties realize that they are in the dream world, the dream world will become precarious and may collapse at any time.

The man let go of Ji Jiajia regretfully, walked up to Ji Chenge, and rubbed Ji Chenge's head.

He said gently: "Let me introduce myself solemnly. My surname is Yu, and I have many names, so many that I can't even remember them clearly. However, my name happened to be Shao Jue when I met you, so I have always been It's Shao Jue."

Ji Chenge was slightly taken aback, "You..."

The man named Shao Jue waved his hand, interrupted Ji Chenge, and said to their brothers and sisters: "Want to go to the playground for a while? I've booked the venue and I'm just waiting for you."

Ji Chenge with a dazed face was forced into the car, and the convoy headed towards the playground.

"...Jiajia, where's your afternoon class?"

Ji Jiajia replied in a low voice: "I can only cock it. How about you, brother?"

Ji Chenge replied: "...It can only be turned off."

Brother and sister, you look at me, and I look at you. After a while, Ji Jiajia asked again: "Brother, is this person a human trafficker?"

"Not like."

Ji Jiajia frowned, "Could it be that our parents actually left some great relics, and he is coveting that thing?"

Ji Chenge thought of the two suspicious men at the school gate, and thought that the current plot development is indeed quite magical, but he still said to his sister: "Stop watching cartoons."

Ji Jiajia let out a regretful oh.

On the way to the playground, Ji Chenge also received several missed calls.

Maybe it's the suspicious domineering president, or maybe it's the suspicious new teacher, but no matter who it is, Ji Chenge doesn't want to bother.

The whole world has become unreal, but Ji Chenge's heart is very calm and stable, completely different from the anxious state of mind forced to survive before.

Half an hour later, they arrived at the playground.

The playground has been cleared, and there are really only three of them in the huge playground.

Shao Jue passed Ji Chenge directly, and asked Ji Jiajia, "What do you want to play?"

Ji Jiajia quickly looked at Ji Chenge's face, but didn't see any clues, so she cautiously suggested: "Then, let's start with the gentlest one?"

5 minute later.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ji Jiajia's screams resounded throughout the playground, and Ji Chenge, who was sitting next to Ji Jiajia, felt that his eardrums were going to explode.

"..."

The most modest project, is the pirate ship?

The only two guests on the pirate ship had extremely similar faces, one was scared out of his wits, and the other was as calm as an old monk in meditation, which attracted the frequent glances of the staff staying in the playground.

Shao Jue stayed below, looking up at the brother and sister on the pirate ship with a thoughtful expression.

When the pirate ship finally stopped, Ji Jiajia tremblingly got off the pirate ship with Ji Chenge's support, paralyzed on the bench closest to the pirate ship.

"...Brother, I'm going to die on the spot."

Ji Chenge patted her face, "Would you like something to drink?"

Ji Jiajia groaned and grabbed her brother's leg: "I want coffee, iced."

Ji Chenge looked around, and Shao Jue reminded him at the right time, "The vending machine is over there, I'll go with you."

"……it is good."

They left Ji Jiajia where they were, and went to the vending machine to buy drinks side by side.

Ji Chenge asked casually, "What about you? What do you want to drink?"

Shao Jue said, "I want coffee, too."

"Is this okay?"

"can."

While they were talking, a large pink doll bear swaggered over, holding dozens of balloons in his hand. Ji Chenge thought it was a staff member, so he didn't pay much attention.

Unexpectedly, when the bear swaggered to their side, it suddenly released all the balloons in its hand.

When Ji Chenge and Shao Jue were stunned at the same time, the pink doll bear suddenly flew up and kicked Shao Jue out.

Ji Chenge: "!!!"

He nearly went into cardiac arrest.

It was purely a subconscious reaction of the body, Ji Chenge grabbed the doll bear by the neck, and directly lifted the suspicious doll bear up, the strength was so strong that even he was startled.

However, when the pink doll bear took off the headgear and showed the same face as Shao Jue, Ji Chenge couldn't help but shed his strength again.

The pink doll bear said to Ji Chenge: "Cough... run."

Ji Chenge was stunned.

Before he agreed, the pink doll bear grabbed his hand and led him to run in another direction.

Ji Chenge turned his head and saw Shao Jue who had been kicked down got up, but before he could do anything, he was attacked by a large black doll bear, and they fell to the ground and wrestled together.

During the scuffle, the headgear of the black doll bear was pulled off by Shao Jue, revealing the same style of Shao Jue's face.

"..."

This scene was really the most magical scene he had ever seen in his life.

Ji Chenge ran and asked, "Who are you?"

The pink teddy bear replied: "Your teacher."

"That black teddy bear—"

"It's a man in sunglasses driving a sports car."

"..."

Ji Chenge had nothing to say.

"What are you trying to do?" he asked.

The pink doll bear seemed to look back at him, "Shen Ge, are you happy today?"

Ji Chenge said helplessly: "It's not a matter of being happy or not...my sister is still over there."

"Don't worry, you can't lose it."

They ran all the way, the pink doll bear brought Ji Chenge to the door of the haunted house, looked around, and told Ji Chenge in a deep voice: "Go inside and hide first."

Ji Chenge asked vigilantly, "Why?"

"I'm with the other Shao Jue... I've made an agreement with the man in the sunglasses, we will meet here after we snatch you over."

Ji Chenge asked suspiciously: "Then why do you want me to hide?"

"I want to eat you alone." The pink doll bear is confident, "so I plan to kill him."

Wait, this is obviously a civilized world, right?Is this kind of speech that is quite unfriendly to the same kind can be done at will?

Ji Chenge, who had so many things to say, asked helplessly, "Is your name Shao Jue too?"

"No, my name is Shaoyao."

But even so, Ji Chenge still felt that these three people were mysteriously similar, and he always felt that these three people were actually the same person.

He tentatively asked, "...what's the difference between you and Shao Jue?"

"Well, I'm a younger Shao Jue. Don't worry, I'm very kind, and I won't force you to play strange games. But you have to be careful with the black doll bear. He has the worst heart and has cerebral palsy."

"..."

Ji Chenge hid behind the female ghost props in the haunted house. He saw the self-proclaimed "very kind" Shaoyao pull out a chainsaw from the toolbox and lay in ambush behind the door.

Ji Chenge endured and endured, but still couldn't help asking: "What do you want to do?"

"kill him."

"..."

This plot unfolds, but it is getting more and more outrageous.

Ji Chenge sighed, "I don't know what you guys want to do, but I want to have a good talk with you, can you give me a normal 'Shao Jue'?"

Shaoyao took a deep look at him, and said earnestly, "There is no such Shao Jue."

Ji Chenge: "..."

One minute later, the black doll bear limped and arrived at the scene. Shaoyao suddenly turned on the chainsaw switch. With the harsh cutting sound, the cotton of the black doll bear exploded all over the ground.

The plain-looking staff screamed: "Killed! Killed!"

"what?"

Shaoyao was stunned.

Turning around again, behind the female ghost's props, where is Ji Chenge's figure?

The Devil Emperor of Jiuquan held Ji Chenge's hand, took the elevator to the second floor of the haunted house, and smiled evilly at Shaoyao at the door.

"I've already kept a hand, didn't you expect that?"

Ji Chenge: "..."

Did not expect, really did not expect.

……

This day was far more chaotic than Ji Chenge expected.

The three Shao Jue come and go, fighting wits and courage around Ji Chenge all afternoon, Ji Chenge is like a walking mascot, he only needs to stand on the ground, and he can watch "I kill myself" Such a rare scene in a thousand years.

However, these three Shao Jue are more incapable of fighting than the other, but their hearts are dirtier than the other. From the beginning of unarmed fighting to fighting with weapons, in the end they even used all kinds of assassination methods that only appear in unreliable movies. up.

Really, it was extremely easy to ignore Ji Chenge's existence when they were fighting. Ji Chenge felt as if he was just a trophy, which only had the function of rewarding the final winner.

He stood numbly for a while, and finally climbed onto the Ferris wheel beside him.

The phone has no signal.

The staff wandering in the playground also disappeared completely, and the world outside the playground was in chaos, which meant that the world had begun to collapse, and the consciousness of the person concerned began to wake up.

The Ferris wheel turned around slowly, and when Ji Chenge got off the Ferris wheel, Ji Jiajia and three clean and dog-like Shao Jue were waiting for him underneath.There were no traces of embarrassment left by the scuffle on their bodies. They were all graceful and calm, as beautiful as peacocks with their tails open.

...Oh, there is a special aesthetic, which seems to have spider web tattoos on its body.

What appeared in front of Ji Chenge was a huge birthday cake.

Ji Jiajia smiled and said, "Happy birthday, brother."

Ji Chenge was stunned.

Shao Jue said: "According to the time in this world, today is your birthday."

It turned out to be the case.

Ji Chenge smiled lowly, "Wish me a happy birthday, and make such a fuss?"

The domineering president Shao sneered, "It's almost time to make a decision. Do you like the young Shao Jue the most, or my darkened Shao Jue, or—the oldest Shao Jue?"

Ji Chenge smiled and shook his head, "There is no need to choose."

He said: "There has always been only one Shao Jue, and I have always had the most complete Shao Jue."

The surrounding scenery shook for a while, and then the three Shao Jue merged into one, Ji Jiajia's figure disappeared, and the birthday cake remained in place.

Ji Chenge let out a sigh of relief.

"Do you just like the 'I kill myself' drama so much? Every time you make such a scene, I will be caught between you as a peacemaker. This is not the sincerity of wishing me a happy birthday."

Shao Jue smiled lightly.

"Shen Ge. Do you want to bring your sister into our world?"

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