How to Feed a Succubus

"Stupid woman, didn't you say that you want to retreat to code words, why are you here again?" Simon raised his eyebrows and looked at the master in front of him.

His master code word worker is a writer who writes novels. She loves games, eating, drinking and having fun. In short, she loves everything except doing serious things.

In addition, she also has serious procrastination, and she doesn't want to work until the deadline.

Recently, her editor came to urge her, and the code girl told Simon that she would not be online within three days, and left him enough food for a week.

Who knew that it was only the first day, and she was online again.

The code word worker shed tears of sadness, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Simon pushed aside a lollipop and stuffed it into the mouth of the coding girl, "Just based on your hand speed of 2000 that day?"

The code word worker looked at Simon and broke down in tears.

Why hit her like this?She's just the bottom of the spelling room.

Seeing Simon carrying her big bag on her back, the coding girl felt sad.Even in her absence, her demons can have a good time, but she still has to work hard to earn money to support her family.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Simon choked and couldn't figure out how to answer her for a moment.

He had planned to go out today to seek revenge on that guy's demon.A few days ago, the stupid woman in his family had a fight with them, lost miserably, and was even ridiculed.

That guy is very annoying, and he doesn't seem to get along well with the code word worker. Every time he sees her, the two of them will quarrel. Before, he challenged her in the wild and caused the code word worker to lose her rank.

Who knows how hard he worked to get that stupid woman up to this level.

Simon was really annoyed.

His master, the code word worker, is a game player, so that all her friends politely decline her team with the excuse of being busy, but that stupid woman didn't notice it at all, and she firmly believed that she was a hidden game God, every time I get rejected, I just lament that everyone is so diligent, no wonder the update is so frequent.

How hard it is for him to make up for that stupid woman's operations just right every time, and protect her fragile self-esteem.

I heard that the stupid woman raised other demons before, but they defected in the end.He deeply suspected that those demons escaped because the stupid woman was too good to move.

But even so, Simon did not think about leaving.

After all, although the stupid woman is a bit stupid, she is indeed a good host.She is a very generous host, so generous that he always has more food than any other Simon bag.

Simon didn't speak for a long time, and the silence stretched between them.The code word worker looked at Simon resentfully, "Are you really not taking me?! I can help you fight!"

Very powerful, okay?

Simon suddenly felt that his bag was a bit heavy, so he decided to change the plan temporarily, "I'm going out to find friends for dinner, do you want to go too?"

The code word worker's eyes lit up, "Eat! You won't get fat in the game anyway."

Since she was looking for a friend, she naturally brought something different to eat. The code word worker rode on the magician's flying carpet and went to the store with Simon.

"Stupid woman, 200 packs of potato chips, still tomato flavored, won't you get tired of eating this all the time?"

"Why do you dislike my tomato with a cucumber flavor?!"

"Wait, isn't this 10-meter-tall bread too different?"

"I want to buy something special."

"So you plan to eat with the three of us until your deadline the day after tomorrow?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Stupid woman! Who would want to finish 10 meters with bread?"

"The potato and cabbage soup in this 5-meter cauldron seems to be good too."

"Put it down!"

"..."

Finally, Simon couldn't bear it anymore and kicked out the female codewriter.Obviously I said not to always buy weird and unpalatable things.Stupid woman!

Simon glanced around in the supermarket, and finally bought some chili-flavored chocolate, durian bread, carrots with sugar, and apples mixed with vanilla, which he disliked the coding girls so much but loved.

Look, look, it's not that he deliberately didn't buy it for stupid women. The question is, who else would like this kind of thing besides her? !

Simon reluctantly put one of each in the bag.

The stupid woman in his family always likes to buy hundreds of items, even though the food in the game has no expiration date and will not rot.But if you don't like the food, give it to him, okay? He doesn't like these weird things!

So it's all used to trick others.

When Simon and the code word worker walked through the wishing pool in Kaikaja mainland, they made a wish, "I hope that the sense of taste of stupid women will return to normal."

It's a pity that not only did the stupid woman's sense of taste not recover, but it went in a strange direction and never returned.

It's really useless.

He also wasted a gold coin.If I had known earlier, I would have thrown away the hard bread that a stupid woman couldn't eat.

When Reynolds was holding Chai Maomao and basking in the sun in the back garden, Simon and the code girl came over dragging a lot of snacks.

"Little guy, I'm here to find you, and I'm here to eat with you."

Reynolds inside the door hadn't answered yet, and Chai Maomao greeted him with a "meow meow".

In its eyes, Simon is a demon with a special smell of food, always bringing all kinds of delicious food.

"Are you really here to eat?!" The coding girl looked up at the wall above.

This is the wall of the Holy Child's house!

"Otherwise?" Simon followed her and looked up, "You think I'm going to fight."

The code-writing girl continued naturally, "Yeah, I was almost ready to buy food to apologize to the other party."

"You mean those weird things?" A drop of sweat came out of Simon's forehead, "The other party really has a deep hatred for you."

A demon appeared from the wall, "Senior Simon, ah, and the master of Senior Simon, welcome!"

Chai Maomao wagged its tail and raised its furry paws towards Simon.

Simon put his arms around the waist of the female codewriter and led her to fly into the back garden of Shengzi's house.

This was the first time for the female codewriter to enter the back garden of Shengzi's house. When she saw two houses, one big and one small, she was so excited that she couldn't speak.

Ahhh!It is too deadly for the official to take the lead in eating sugar!

With a sound of "bang", the head of the female codewriter was knocked lightly and hard.

"Stupid woman, staring at other people's houses and laughing like this looks perverted!"

The code word worker turned her head and saw the succubus staring at her with a strange face and the cat in his arms.

Wait a minute, she really isn't a pervert!

The code word worker burst into tears.

A sheet the size of a double bed was thrown up in the back garden, bringing with it a gust of wind, and the fur on Chai Mao Mao's body fell sideways along with the wind.

Simon sat down, brought Chai Maomao over with one hand and licked it, and pulled down the code word worker with the other, "Stupid woman, come and eat, why are you standing there stupidly?"

Chai Maomao called "Meow Meow", and picked up the small dried fish that Simon had stuffed in from the hand of the female codewriter.

The black cat's limp tongue swept over the palm of the female codewriter.

"Ah, ah, the cat is so cute!" The code word worker looked at Chai Maomao biting the dried fish with a happy face.The whiskers on the black cat's face went up and down with its movements, and its head moved little by little, which made the codewriter's heart soften.

So happy!She is so happy!

It would be great if I could live such a happy life forever without going back to work.It's just that there will be some discordant voices in the happy scene.

"Stupid woman, don't feed the cat weird things, be careful next time it won't let you hug it!"

"Don't feed me this kind of thing, you eat it yourself."

"Even if you like it very much, you can't give this to the little guy. Do you want to be chased to death by his master?"

"You haven't gone back until now, are you planning to sleep until noon and have lunch at three o'clock in the afternoon before writing 6000?"

The coding girl angrily grabbed the bread and stuffed it into Simon's mouth, "I'm just being lazy, don't remind me again!"

Simon didn't speak anymore, but pulled down the bread protruding from his mouth, and chewed the food in his mouth with a smile.

Going to other people's house to eat will also make me nervous, she really is a stupid woman.

The author says:

Is this sweet? !I walked past a cat that was running around.