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Just as McGarr was at a loss, the weak door of his house was kicked open from the outside again—in fact, this rhythm was very familiar, and McGarr raised his head and was stunned. , he stared at the door, thinking for a moment that he had traveled back to the Stormrage.

A tall figure walked in from the door, his hair was tied into a neat ponytail on the back of his head, with messy gemstone earrings on his ears, and a very familiar gun on his waist, McGarr was sure that he had once I saw it in Caesar's drawer - there was only one key to open that drawer, which was the symbol of the captain of the Stormrage.

Although he knew that the person coming could not be Caesar, but when he saw the similar silhouette, his heart stopped for a moment uncontrollably.

Then, for some reason, I felt a bitter feeling that it was difficult to accept the violation of the setting.

The sky was getting dark, the kerosene lamp was not lit in the dark room, and the figure of the visitor was completely swallowed by the shadows. He strode up to Megal and Leoza, and with only one hand, he easily He took Leosa away from McGarr like a chick, his face was expressionless when he spoke, his voice was rough and it sounded like he had drunk a lot of wine——

"Hey, dwarf," Lake scolded unceremoniously, "don't push yourself too hard, as soon as you get off the pier, you run away without a trace. You really came here to find the mascot in advance... Shall I remind you again, even though this It’s already the second time on No.30 of this month—Megal is from Caesar, do you understand, the two of them are about to go to the auditorium to exchange vows—do you understand the exchange of vows? The wife of the captain of the Stormrage, as the chief mate and acting captain of the Stormrage, I represent tonight’s moon to destroy—what are you doing, are you crying? Are you crying?! Disgusting, ah, ah, I saw you It's snot!"

McGarl: "That..."

Leosa sneered, wiped away her tears and opened fire: "The captain is already looking at the gate, where is the captain's wife!"

Lake raised his foot and kicked the red-haired boy who was trying to come over, and also sneered: "What do you think we are here on Djerba Island?"

McGarl: "This..."

Leosa: "How do I know what you guys are here for? I'm here to propose to Megal! What are you here for? Making trouble?"

Lake: "Marriage proposal? Don't laugh so hard, Mao has not grown up to propose marriage, let McGarr raise you as a son?"

Leosa: "What are you talking about!! Do you want to die! Do you dare to compete with me for being bigger!"

McGarl: "Hey—"

Then the gate was slammed open involuntarily for the third time tonight.

A fat chirp flew in from outside the door... No, it was a woman who looked like a frightened bird.She was also crying, and Chun Xin wanted to cry more like a ghost than Leo Sa tonight. The girl slammed into McGal's arms with her iconic dirty skirt, and McGal subconsciously Looking up at Lake's expression, he found that the veins on the latter's forehead looked like they were about to erupt at any time. At this moment, the messy-haired one who was rubbing against his arms obviously hadn't been helped for a long time. She took good care of it, she whimpered and sobbed for a long time, but she didn't understand anything. A large string of words mixed with various languages ​​burst out of the girl's mouth. McGarl didn't understand a few, but he understood Chinese. The "fuck" and "sorry".

"Girls, don't swear." McGarl stretched out his hand and patted Zhizhi's head helplessly, "Even if you are an old woman who has lived for hundreds of years and looks like a girl on the surface."

Zhizhi: "Fuck you, woo woo woo—"

McGarl smiled wryly: "What happened tonight, I thought I was forgotten by the world, now you think of me?"

……

What McGarl said was extremely unreasonable and inhumane. In fact, Lake and the others went straight to Djerba Island as soon as they came out of the Fountain of Youth.

In the Mediterranean, it was exactly the same as when the big dog was killed. Whether good or bad, news about the Stormrage always spread quickly. It is like the sea breeze blowing all over the Mediterranean coast, and most of those rumors are true, including all the rumors about the Fountain of Youth——

After gathering all the conditions, they successfully opened the door to the Kingdom of Sunset on the first day of the full moon.

As recorded in all the lost treasure maps and legends, the Kingdom of the Sunset is indeed full of gold and silver treasures, and the people living there are different from any race in the world, and they wear gems inlaid on their heads their hair was long to the floor, their complexions were too pale to see a trace of blood, and they were all beautiful, with purple lips and ears like the backs of seahorses.

They speak many languages, but never go out into the world.

In the Land of the Sunset, the magnificent city is as prosperous as a mirage. The spring in the center of the city is splashed with cold liquid gold. Use a gourd to pick up the spring water, and the spring water will immediately solidify into solid gold nuggets ——Beside the pool, there are huge golden bricks as the ground. The people living there sing songs around the spring water every night, the girls dance various beautiful dances, and the men are playing those pirates. Musical instruments that have never been seen before - carefree, treat outsiders, they are warm and hospitable, and even give them countless jewels and gold unconditionally, as a reward, only those pirates can sit down and talk to them Tell a story about the outside world.

This feeling is just right.

There are no more savvy professions in the world than pirates and whores.

It took them three days and three nights, and the gold and jewels were piled up in the hold of every ship.

However, as Leoza said, only Caesar entered the Fountain of Youth in the end.The rest of the crew were outside the Fountain of Youth. Some loyal people had thought of following Caesar into the Fountain of Youth. However, they were rejected by the strange old man guarding the entrance of the spring.

"The lower body of that old man looks like a sea snake," Lake propped his chin trying to recall the situation at that time, "Although his hair is all white, he still has great strength. I have never seen such a creature recorded in any nautical charts. .”

"The old man only let Caesar into the Fountain of Youth alone." Zhizhi grabbed McGarl's wrist tightly, she stared, looking very sorry, "Everyone can only move the gold frantically while waiting for him to come out .”

It took the Stormrage's crew three days and three nights to move the treasure.

It also took three days and three nights to wait for their captain.

The madness for gold and jewels began to become numb on the second day, and all the crew began to look at the hourglass involuntarily after a while to calculate how much time had passed. It became the last way for the pirates to pass the time and divert their attention.

However, they did not wait for Caesar in the end.

"He's in the Land of the Rising Sun."

These were the last words that the old man Shouquan, whose lower body was like a sea snake, told the crew of the Stormrage.

"—so we've come to get you."

Rick sat at the table and drank the light beer that McGarr had poured for him. The pale yellow wine slid down his Adam's apple, and finally flowed into his mouth like a stream. In the collar, McGarl was stunned, and was a little surprised to find that Lake seemed to have lost a lot of weight during this time.

Are you worried about big dogs?McGarr thought about it, and somehow thought of the mermaid... Oh, or is it too much sex?

"Speak, why are you looking at me stupidly? Can I transform you into a Caesar?" Lake frowned, as if he was very dissatisfied with McGarl's lack of immediate and positive response.

Megal: "Where is the Land of the Rising Sun?"

Zhizhi shrugged: "That's why we're here—"

The girl finished speaking, and patted the table that was about to fall apart in McGarl boldly, then squinted at Leosa, the red-haired dwarf pouted unhappily, and reluctantly took it off from his waist. After opening that magical compass, he glanced at the compass and then at Megal, and finally threw the compass into Zhizhi's hands.

"Good boy." Zhizhi said as if he was praising a dog, and then carefully took out a familiar wooden box from under the hem of his skirt. McGarl knew that it was Sinanyu, but...

McGarr: "I'm not just asking why you're embarrassing about pulling this thing out from under your skirt."

Zhizhi: "Thank you, I'm sure you don't want to know the answer either."

McGall: "..."

Zhizhi opened the wooden box, and threw Leosa's compass into it.

McGarr leaned over, and was surprised to find...no response.

The little fish still swam happily, circling in the box carefree.

As if not seeing the disappointment on the face of the black-haired young man, Zhizhi smiled and waved at McGarl: "You make up the head."

McGall: "...?"

Zhizhi: "Borrow some blood—I want blood—I'm not trying to stab you in the heart. I'm not that wicked. Stick out my tongue, bite it, and don't fall out. I'm counting to three now, counting to Three I will do it, one—"

McGarl: "Ah!"

Zhizhi: "What are you shrinking! Come back quickly, the blood drips in, don't waste it—"

McGarl: "Where is Shrinking Deshan!"

Zhi Zhi: "I'm afraid you can't help but subconsciously draw your tongue back—oh, roll your big tongue away, how can there be so many opinions."

The girl carefully picked up the wooden box dripping with the blood from the tip of McGarl's tongue, and turned it around a few times in the palm of her hand. Then she came to the window. The sky outside the window was just right, and the crooked moon was just showing its face from behind the clouds, with a clear reflection In the wooden box in the girl's hand——The miracle is that the moonlight seems to have awakened the dizzy little fish, and it floated to the surface of the water, gently breaking the moon in the water, and then arched its probe The coagulated drop of blood no longer floated on the water, but sank. The little fish pushed the drop of blood, and the blood pushed the compass at the bottom of the water, pointing in a certain direction tremblingly.

"It's done." Zhizhi handed the wooden box to Megal, "It can only be used when the moon is out. Following this direction, we can find the kingdom of the rising sun."

Rick stood aside with folded arms, and continued the conversation with a blank expression: "So what we have to do now is to take you back to the Stormrage, and then go rescue the boss together."

McGarl's heart fluttered for a moment, and he was so excited that he was about to jump up, but soon, he found that he had to face a cruel reality. The black-haired young man looked helpless: "...I have been exiled, Lake, those who have been exiled, are never eligible to return to the Stormrage. The rules set by Captain Turtle Hair, now you know what it means to shoot yourself in the foot. There is no chance for a hero to save the beauty. I can't swim to the Land of the Rising Sun."

"You think I don't know the ship rules set by Caesar?" Lake said contemptuously.

"What I thought, you just don't know." McGarr said calmly.

Rick: "..."

Three seconds later, Lake stretched his hand into his pocket and took out a piece of crumpled parchment. He was as confident as taking out a stack of RMB. The red-haired mate coaxed the parchment The paper touched McGarr's nose, and the latter was stunned for a moment, then he had to admit that he was a little shocked to find that the parchment looked familiar, he had seen it half a year ago——

"Caesar gave me the key to the treasure box just to let me take this thing out of his box." Rek threw the parchment in front of McGarl expressionlessly, "See for yourself."

McGarl didn't reach out to pick it up in a hurry, but subconsciously looked at the musket hanging on Lake's waist.

Lake: "... Cough, this is only for temporary use!"

McGarr: "...you are illegally embezzling other people's inheritance."

Lake: "Less, less wordy! Look at the parchment!"

McGarr pouted, stretched out his hand and opened the parchment——

It was written in German, and it was a very long string. Half a year ago, McGarr couldn't understand a single punctuation mark, but now, he can stutter to make out the general idea——

"Life, death, old age? ... Hanging, exile, and what disease? What, Caesar, what, Stormrage?"

It's really just a rough idea, not ambiguous at all.

Under Zhizhi's eyes of condemnation for using pig teammates to make her lose face, Reick rolled his eyes and snatched the parchment from McGarl's hand. Like a priest who stood up in the hall, he lifted up the parchment in his hand, cleared his throat, and read aloud——

[Regardless of life or death, whether young or old, whether hanged or exiled, whether infected with the black death from hell or not, I agree to commit my life to Kaiser Ruckerdel Elijahoff , I agree to bind my whole life with the Stormrage and fully deliver my soul.Now and forever, I will keep my oath. ] After reading, Lake pouted and stuffed the parchment back into McGarr's arms.

"Well, it's so fucking disgusting. What did Caesar think to write such a terrible thing...Here, take it, find a photo frame and frame it, and your old man's signature will be on the back."

McGarr's head was buzzing.

He unfolded the parchment again with a dull expression, and found a familiar handwriting on the lower right side of the parchment——

It seems to be back to that night, in the best bar room on Djerba Island, how he was reluctantly, half threatened and half coaxed by the man to grab the quill—on the parchment, the handwriting is still unfinished. Faded, it appears to have been well preserved.

There were three scribbled Chinese characters flying about in the air.

Luo Shenzhou.

I agree to commit my life to Kaiser Ruckerdel Elijahoff.

Regardless of life or death, whether young or old, whether hanged or exiled, whether infected with the black death from hell or not.

Now and forever, I will keep my oath.