captain migraine

Comrade Luo Chenzhou enjoyed lying on Professor Kaiser's back for a while, but when the man carried him directly around the playground and walked to the path leading to the parking lot of the school's faculty and staff, no matter how stupid he was, he realized something was wrong. , and started to hang his hands around the opponent's neck, the black-haired young man stretched out his hand very smoothly and patted the man's strong chest——

Because the shirt on the chest was wet from the rain, the sound it made when it was slapped was extremely loud.

"..."

Hold.

Caesar's forehead twitched with blue veins, thinking that it was his first day on the job so he couldn't expose his ferocious nature to frighten the students and cause bad influence, so it took [-] minutes of patience to bear this thing on his back. Throw it into a puddle on the ground.The rain was rushing against the man's cheeks, and the wet hair was very uncomfortable against his face. The man took a deep breath, and when he spoke, he finally suppressed the violent desire to beat up the black-haired young man. Gritting his teeth, he almost paused and asked, "What's the matter?"

If you dare to discuss your underwear with me, I will find a sewer well, lift the lid and stuff you in.

"Are you lost?" Luo Chenzhou, who was lying on the man's back, asked curiously.

This question made Master Caesar stunned for a moment. Three seconds later, the man snorted arrogantly and raised his eyebrows in extreme dissatisfaction: "Is it because I haven't learned Chinese well or you can't speak Chinese? Why can't I understand you?" What are you talking about—lost? I can get lost?"

This Nima.

Luo Chenzhou's egg shattered: "...Where does the confidence come from?"

"Since I was born, my intuition has been the best compass, and getting lost has never existed in my dictionary." Caesar calmly walked up the cobblestone path with Luo Shenzhou on his back, and the entrance to the underground parking lot is 50 meters away .

Luo Chenzhou lay on the man's back and listened to his nonsense, and finally swallowed the words embarrassingly. He originally wanted to tell Big Dog that the student dormitory is on the other side of the playground, compared with the location of the parking lot, Roughly equivalent to the Earth's South Pole and North Pole.

Looking at the big "P" sign hanging above the entrance of the dark parking lot not far away, Comrade Luo Shenzhou was in a bad mood.

At this moment, thinking of the captain who killed people without batting an eye in his previous life, he seemed to be born in the underworld in this life. He was afraid that he would become the protagonist of tomorrow's newspaper headlines with the theme of "campus dismemberment case". Taking it back from Caesar's chest, he patted Caesar's broad shoulders and said cautiously: "Actually, you just started reporting today and you don't know much about it. The student dormitory buildings are on the other side of the playground..."

Caesar: "Who says I don't know?"

...Good one, confidently, asked back.

Luo Chenzhou's egg was not only broken this time, but also beaten into a paste.

"I know you still..."

"I want to go home. The newly bought apartment is far away from here. If I don't drive back, I will walk back?"

"...What about 'send you back to the dormitory' as promised?"

"Why do I appear like this in front of others?"

The man held the butt of the black-haired young man behind him and pushed him up, fixing him more firmly on his back. At this moment, the two of them had slowly walked into the underground parking lot like a black hole. After school time in the afternoon, except for those professors who have evening classes, almost all the teachers have almost left. The parking lot is quiet, there is no sound, and the surrounding is very dark, only the walls are lit with countless spiders. The ancient light bulbs around him acted as the only light source, and Caesar's voice became the only sound besides the sound of his leather shoes stepping on the concrete floor when he was walking——

"Thank you, I don't have a single part of my body that's dry—"

"Sure enough, your underwear is also wet."

"Is this the point?"

"……no."

Caesar pursed his lips, in order to maintain a sliver of sanity and not kill people on the spot, he simply closed his mouth and didn't bother to talk to Luo Chenzhou.When the two walked into a familiar black car parked at the corner, the man whispered to the people behind him to hold on to his neck, and the people behind him immediately followed suit——

"You don't have to hug her so tightly," the man who was almost strangled said helplessly, "I won't let you fall to the ground."

"Even though you've wanted to do it many times?"

"How do you know?" The tone was slightly startled.

"Guess." It's just your bitch.

Caesar sneered, supported Luo Chenzhou's butt with one hand, reached into his pants pocket with the other hand, took out the car key with difficulty and pressed it, the car lights flashed silently, the man put the key back into his pocket, opened the auxiliary Driving the car door, turning around as if doing acrobatics, Luo Chenzhou barely realized what happened, only felt that after a while, he was firmly stuffed into the passenger seat of Caesar's car.

Beside him, the driver's door was opened, and a tall figure bent over and sat in. With a bang, the car body shook slightly, and the door was closed.

The sound of the rainstorm that could still be faintly heard was completely isolated from the car body.

Inside the car, two adult men stared with wide eyes.

One minute later, Caesar gave up wasting time with the child in front of him. He started the car expressionlessly, and then quickly reversed the car out of this difficult corner under Luo Shenzhou's stare. When simply rushing up the slope to leave the parking lot and return to the campus road, Luo Chenzhou endured it. When passing the playground, Luo Chenzhou endured it again. When the car turned around the playground, the rear of the car was aimed at the student dormitory, and the front of the car was galloping towards the exit. , Luo Chenzhou finally couldn't take it anymore——

"Kay...uh, Professor, can I ask where we're going to work?"

"Yes, ask."

"Where are we going?"

"My apartment."

Okay.

your apartment.

What is this unfolding?

I also want to take it step by step, have fun with the teacher-student romance—you see, didn’t you do a good job in the (storm) rain walk with me just now?

You can't wait to get emotional right now? ...going straight to the point so soon?

No, after 500 years, we can't be so casual.After thinking about it, Luo Chenzhou decided to be reserved symbolically. He stared at the windshield wipers that swung regularly on the car window, and stole a glance at the man sitting in the driver's seat. After leaving the campus gate, Luo Chenzhou paused, and then said very insincerely: "Actually, professor, I just go back to the dormitory."

... Come on, the big dog quickly said "no".

Sure enough, as if to express his determination, the man stomped on the gas pedal expressionlessly, the speedometer jumped immediately, and he flatly refused: "No."

Praise.

Luo Chenzhou blinked and continued to be hypocritical: "Oh, why?"

Caesar's amber pupils stared straight ahead, and he didn't give the black-haired young man a glance from the corner of his eye. He moved the corners of his lips, and said in a flat tone: "The student dormitory does not supply hot water from nine o'clock in the morning until seven o'clock in the evening. How do you change your clothes?"

Yo, very considerate, you know that.On the surface of Luo Chenzhou, he put on a regretful expression of "Oh, I was right by you", and was sighing that he was simply a new generation of Oscar winner who was ready to perform all the tricks, and the man's next sentence came——

"And as I said, I'm drenched, how can I see people in such a mess?"

Luo Chenzhou: "..."

So that's the point.

Just like when Luo Shenzhou was still in Megal, he once asked his captain very naively——

"Big dog, you are obviously good at using muskets, why do you put a dagger next to your riding boots?"

"Because he's handsome."

Well, that's it.

"—Go to my place first, I can lend you my clothes first," I don't know that the man sitting next to me at this time has been making complaints across time and space, the man said while driving, and then he seemed to remember something , turned his head and glanced at Luo Chenzhou, that gaze was like a scanner, making the black-haired young man who immediately noticed his gaze unknowingly straighten his back, and the man seemed to sneer, "But My clothes may be too big for you to wear, so just take them off."

I know.

500 years ago, I don't know how many times your wardrobe has been personally conquered.

When Luo Chenzhou sneaked a peek at the corners of Big Dog's lips, he found that the slightly hooked arc was very attractive—if it wasn't for the fact that he shouldn't mess with the driver while driving, he might have gone straight to it——

Step by step shit.

Kiss, everything is there.

……

The torrential rain did not stop, and amidst the obsession of the black-haired young man, a low-key black car drove into a high-end residential area.

In the elevator room, there is a huge basement set aside on the ground floor of each building, and every household has divided parking spaces neatly. Luo Chenzhou thought of the parking spaces in his own community that were scrambling for the parking spaces in various postures, and suddenly sighed. From the difference between people.

Everything around Caesar is always in order, because men like the feeling that everything is under control.

As for Luo Chenzhou himself, he was in a mess, and he took every step counting. Before he met the big dog, he was even a scumbag with a muddy character that couldn't support the wall.

Dong Ming, the third child, said that people who are cheap have their own rewards.

"..."

The door beside him was pulled open from the outside. Outside the door, the shadow cast by the tall man almost enveloped the entire dark-haired young man sitting in the passenger seat. The latter smiled, stretched out his hands and turned sideways slightly, then stood The man outside the car door bent down and hugged him out of the passenger seat with his arms outstretched.

The movements of the two were so smooth, as if they had rehearsed this moment a hundred times.

In the parking lot, a tall and handsome man hugged another young man who was not small, and walked towards the elevator without saying a word. He stepped on the ground with steady steps, and the leather shoes rubbing against the ground made a monotonous sound in the empty parking lot. echo.

Luo Chenzhou hung his swollen feet on Caesar's neck like a sloth, and his hairy and wet head was completely buried on the man's strong chest.

He felt the heat from each other's skins through the thin, already soaked man's shirt between his cheeks.

And in the man's chest, the vivid, familiar heartbeat that had appeared countless times in dreams seemed so three-dimensional and vivid.

With a loud sound, the elevator door opened behind the two of them.

"Put your feet away, otherwise how can you get into the elevator? It looks good when you hold it so high? It's an honor to walk in a mud puddle without looking at the road, isn't it?"

"kindness."

"Do you still dare 'en'?"

"..."

"……What are you laughing laughing?"

Looking down at the dark-haired young man buried in his chest happily like a fool, Caesar was puzzled.

Not much fun actually.

It's just that Luo Chenzhou suddenly felt that Dong Ming's poisonous snake man was still right occasionally—he, an unknown creature that was so dynamic and rhythmic, finally found the blue sky above his head.

……

"professor?"

"what?"

"Looking closer, this dog-head necklace looks quite similar to you."

"fart."

"real."

"roll."