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"Professor Migraine" [-]

Written in the front: This article is a spin-off from the reality of "The Captain", purely for entertainment, Bo Jun smiled.The right to be anti-theft chapter, when it is updated to this chapter, the content of this chapter will be replaced with the serialized text content that is larger than the word count of this chapter. This chapter will always exist in the future, but girls will not buy it repeatedly.

Next, let's get started.

【character】

Luo Shenzhou, male, 19 years old, is a freshly released SHI student of Tianchao Meteorological University.

Caesar, male, 30 years old, the headmaster of the diamond-encrusted turtle paid three visits to the thatched cottage to vomit blood and hire a new professor.

【Report】

About to report at school, Luo Chenzhou looked at the airline tickets and was discussing with his brother.

Brother Xiong: "Brother, this is cheap, this is cheap, does [XX Airlines] have it! After the discount of 92 yuan goes directly to City D, I will go to the industry's conscience!"

Luo Chenzhou: "... so cheap, the plane won't fall halfway through the flight, right?"

Brother Xiong: "Do you think the captain himself is not afraid of death?"

Comrade Luo Shenzhou suddenly realized it, and he took it for granted, praised it, and booked a flight ticket.

【encounter】

Carrying the big and small bags by himself, classmate Luo Chenzhou thinks that he is simply a low-key C major.

Facing the gate of the university where people come and go, the seniors and seniors with a smile on their faces felt emotional, this is university life, taking a step forward, Luo Chenzhou was about to walk forward——

squeak--

A car speeding from behind hit him on the thigh.

【quarrel】

Luo Chenzhou: "Your uncle, who is it!"

Getting out of the car was a shiny golden man with a visual height of 1.9 meters [-]. He was dressed in a suit, calfskin shoes and sunglasses. He opened the car door and smiled gracefully: "Sorry, classmate, I—"

Luo Chenzhou smiled brightly: "It's okay, uncle, are you here to send the child?"

The man's face froze.

A red scarf came running not far away, and shouted as he ran, "Shen Zhou, what are you doing with your stick? Come here quickly, we can choose a dormitory!"

Luo Chenzhou: "I'm sorry Uncle, my buddy called me, goodbye Uncle."

man:"……"

[The farthest distance in the world is that I thought you couldn’t hear, but you can still hear] Buddy A: “Who is that, it’s weird?”

Luo Chenzhou: "Who knows, what an idiot uncle."

Caesar not far away: "..."

Buddy A: "Hey, I drive a Passat, the car is brand new."

Luo Chenzhou: "What! I was hit by a Passat! My family's monthly car cost is not worth a Passat (I don't have one)!"

Caesar not far away: This is the top-fit ​​Phaeton.

Buddy A: "Maybe it's the Phaeton."

Caesar not far away: You have good vision, dead boy.

Luo Chenzhou: "That's even more stupid, these days someone actually spends 300 million to buy a Passat!"

Caesar not far away: "..."

【die】

When the new class started, Luo Chenzhou deliberately grabbed the first row.The new professor walked into the door, shining golden, with a height of 1.9 meters five by visual inspection, wearing a suit and calfskin shoes, the standard is tall, rich and handsome, he smiled gracefully and decently: "Hello everyone, I am your new professor of marine meteorology, Caesar."

【live】

Luo Chenzhou: "That...Professor Kaiser?"

Caesar: "Hello classmate, you look familiar, have we met before?"

【quibble】

Luo Chenzhou: "No, I am a public face."

[The safest place is also the most dangerous place]

Inside the toilet, squatting pit compartment.

Buddy A: "Shen Zhou, that new professor looks familiar."

Luo Chenzhou: "Isn't that the idiot who spent 300 million to buy a Passat?"

Outside the cubicle, Caesar at the sink: "..."

【dormitory】

Boss: "Stop arguing, let's play a game, the next person to talk is an idiot."

Second child: "..."

Third child: "..."

Luo Chenzhou: "..."

The dormitory next door: "XX, your phone number, how the fuck did you call the girl to our dormitory, it's generous enough, thank you!"

Boss: "..."

The dormitory next door: "XX, are you fucking there?"

Boss: "..."

The dormitory next door: "XX, if my brother is not here, I will talk to this girl for you to relieve your worries!"

Boss: "Fuck you! Put down that girl!"

Second child: "Hi, idiot."

Third child: "Goodbye, idiot."

Luo Chenzhou: "Stupid, what are you having for dinner tonight?"

【Skipping class】

morning

Luo Shenzhou, who couldn't get up due to staying up late in DOTA: "I won't go to the marine meteorology today, so please pray that my name will not be called."

after class.

Luo Chenzhou: "Boss, did you call my name?"

Boss: "Follow the list in class, and pick your name and call it once."

The second child: "I clicked on you again when I asked the class representatives to stand up and answer the questions."

The third child: "I picked '36' when I picked the student number, you are right?"

Luo Chenzhou: "..."

Boss: "Poor boy."

Second child: "Don't skip class, kid."

The third child: "Caesar is not planning to let go of your rhythm, child."

"Professor Migraine" II

Written in the front: This article is a spin-off from the reality of "The Captain", purely for entertainment, Bo Jun smiled.The right to be anti-theft chapter, when it is updated to this chapter, the content of this chapter will be replaced with the serialized text content that is larger than the word count of this chapter. This chapter will always exist in the future, but girls will not buy it repeatedly.

Ps: If you like this episode, please let me know. The next replay of Anti-Theft Chapter will develop new content for this series.

[*Note]: The extra content of Chapter 81 has been replaced with the content of the main text as today's update, dear friends, please remember to read it.

Next, let's get started.

【character】

Luo Shenzhou, male, 19 years old, is a freshly released SHI student of Tianchao Meteorological University.

Caesar, male, 30 years old, the headmaster of the diamond-encrusted turtle paid three visits to the thatched cottage to vomit blood and hire a new professor.

The roommates are the eldest, the second and the third.

Luo Chenzhou is the fourth eldest.

Boss rogue attributes.

The attribute of the second-ranked scholar.

The third oldest poisonous snake attribute.

【ranking】

Luo Chenzhou: "I was born in [-], in November, a sexy and charming Scorpio."

Lu Jiajia: "I was in [-], February, I don't know the constellation, I don't play that."

Dong Ming: "I was in [-], in July, when the gates of hell are wide open, remember to sing me the song "Happy Skin Bodies and Death Catch."

Boss: "At the end of [-], I would fight."

Luo Shenzhou, Lu Jiajia, Dong Ming: "..."

So the dormitory was ranked, Lu Jiajia was the second child, Dong Ming was the third child, Luo Shenzhou was the fourth child, and the eldest was the eldest.

【Takeaway food】

The boss didn't brag, the first time he showed his leadership was in the high-end fast food restaurant on the school's commercial street.

At that time, the four people in the dormitory were all drinking the juice they had just bought.

Luo Chenzhou: "That fast food restaurant doesn't seem to allow take-out drinks and food."

Second child: "No way?"

Third child: "How is it possible?"

Luo Chenzhou: "Are you sure you won't let me go?"

Boss: "Then have a big fight with them, then beat up that cold and noble boss, and eat at another restaurant."

Second child, third child, Luo Chenzhou: "..."

Boss: "It's such a happy decision."

【Docile】

The boss is the boss, so handsome and handsome.

【in love】

The boss is in love with the girl who called last time, and the English department of the school next door is very awesome.

The boss expressed great satisfaction.

【broken love】

Three days later, the boss was dumped.

【Drinking Crazy】

If you break up in love, you have to get drunk.

So the boss was drunk, and he grabbed the railing of the balcony of the dormitory and cried to the outside: "She took away my virginity! She is cruel, she is ruthless, she makes trouble for no reason, she plays with my feelings, heaven, earth, I will never again It’s not the pure me anymore, I’ve kept my body like a jade for so many years!!!”

"I'm drunk," the third child pushed his glasses and said calmly, "otherwise, why would you suddenly bring up what happened ten years ago?"

Luo Chenzhou felt that the third child was wrong.

Ten years ago, the eldest was only ten years old, and he was such a badass.

【wake up】

The next morning, the boss silently got up to take a cold shower, then stood in the middle of the dormitory, facing three pairs of sleepy eyes, and announced in a high-profile manner that he would never believe in love again.

"So I decided to try with a man," said the eldest.

The brothers in the dormitory highly praised and positively affirmed his decision.

then.

The second child said, "I don't like men."

The third child said, "I don't like human beings."

Luo Chenzhou glanced at the boss who was only wearing a pair of underwear, remained silent for three seconds, and said expressionlessly: "The size is not suitable."

【angry】

The boss thinks his masculinity has been hurt.

In the name of the boss of the dormitory, Luo Shenzhou was fined to clean up for a week.

【tragedy】

Back to the topic, let's talk about Caesar.

After being molested by Caesar's deadly roll call.

Later in marine meteorology, the oldest one passed, the second one passed, and the third one passed.

Luo Chenzhou was at full attendance.

"He hits me every class." Luo Chenzhou said aggrievedly.

【This fucking can also be called comfort】

"That's good, let me copy the notes from last class." This is the second child of Xueba.

"Bring a pair of sunglasses next time. Lend me the notes after copying the second child." This is the unreliable third child.

"Copy a copy for me." This is the robber boss.

【Closer】

That day, Comrade Luo Chenzhou got up late because he taught his boss how to play DOTA the night before. He brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then with his eyes blank, he urged the aunt in the commercial street to spread a pancake for himself.

Carrying a bag of pancakes, Luo Chenzhou ran wildly while looking at his watch.

The first class was Walrus Meteorology, Caesar's class.

There are still 5 minutes before class starts, and the classroom is on the sixth floor of the next-door campus.

Of course, there is no elevator.

【Tired into a dog】

Luo Chenzhou felt that he couldn't love anymore, so he decided to turn his back on Passat passers-by from now on.

【Lying trough】

At this moment, a brand new black Passat drove past him.

【savior】

Then the Passat stopped and reversed.

The window of the driver's seat was lowered, and the person inside stuck his head out and took off his sunglasses.

"boarding."

Professor Kaiser said.

【hesitate】

Luo Chenzhou, whose face was covered with blood, said, "...Good morning, Professor."

Caesar with a blank face: "Get in the car, do you want me to be late with you?"

【Disliked】

Carrying the pancake fruit, classmate Luo Chenzhou reluctantly climbed into the passenger seat.

The man stepped on the accelerator, and the car slid out silently.

"Hold it well, don't get oil on my car." Holding the steering wheel, the man lit a cigarette in a dignified manner and held it to his mouth.

Luo Chenzhou turned his head and looked at a pair of amber pupils, which were as cold as ice.

Luo Chenzhou burst into tears.

【Casual chatting is equivalent to turning over old accounts】

"My car is a Phaeton, not a Passat."

"... Phaeton? Phaeton is good, I like this car, low-key luxury."

"Do you like it?"

"I like it very much."

"Really? I think it's stupid to spend 300 million to buy a Passat."

"..."

Luo Chenzhou burst into tears.

[Gatta [-]nd season]

When Caesar parked the car and they were standing downstairs in the teaching building, there was exactly one minute and twenty seconds left before the start of class.

Luo Chenzhou: "We won't be late, will we?"

Caesar: "No."

Luo Chenzhou: "It's so high, I don't know if I can climb it."

The man smiled, turned his head to look at the black-haired young man beside him, and jokingly said, "I'll carry you up?"

【scared pee】

Luo Chenzhou, who was molested by the professor himself, rushed up the three floors as if his butt was on fire. He didn't realize until the fourth floor that people still have to remember to breathe when they are alive.

【Physical problems】

The same goes up to the sixth floor, Caesar doesn't change his face, he stands on the podium and stands up in class.

Luo Chenzhou panted like a dog.

……

It must be the problem of having an extra schoolbag.

【Outdated】

When Luo Chenzhou arrived in the classroom, the boss, the second child, and the third child were sitting in the last row and waving happily to him.

"You don't call me when you get up!" Luo Chenzhou sat down beside them angrily.

"Isn't this a seat for you? Otherwise, sit in the first row or sit on the ground and you choose?" The second child said.

"As a pig, you must have smart teammates to survive," said the third child.

"You still hum when you sleep, I don't have the heart to disturb you." The boss said.

【Quiz】

But their joy soon faded.

Because Caesar stood firm, he opened his brand-name briefcase and took out a stack of test papers from it.

"A quiz in class is a normal grade."

The man said calmly.

The classroom exploded unsteadily.

The content of the test is taught in the previous class.

The second child burst into tears: "I'm still one formula away from understanding the notes!"

The third child burst into tears: "I just flipped through the notes!"

The boss was very calm: "Fourth, come and sit next to me, raise your arms up a little later. I didn't wear glasses today—by the way, where did you put my marine meteorology notebook for me after copying last time?"

Luo Chenzhou: "..."

[tactics]

After the test papers were handed out, the crowd began to whisper, as long as they didn't turn over the pages in a high-profile manner, Caesar would turn a blind eye.

The few people sitting in the last row gathered their heads together and chattered.

The second child: "You are the fucking class representative, the fourth child, you don't know about the random exams, how did you mess up? Hurry up and get off the stage and get on the Prophet account!"

The third child: "You are the fucking class representative, the fourth child, you can't even get the sample questions in the test paper, how did you mess up? Hurry up and get off the stage and change to a thief account!"

Boss: "You fucking class representative, fourth, you actually asked him to give us random exams, what did you do? Hurry up and change to a soldier, remember to use the transvestite account and dance striptease to seduce him!"

【Raid】

Caesar, who appeared in the last row at some unknown time, said, "The four of you dance together. I'm considering canceling the in-class exam in the next class."

Boss, second child, third child: "..."

Luo Chenzhou: "I am innocent."

Caesar: "A dormitory, right? Even sitting."

Luo Chenzhou: "..."

【Destroy the group】

The back of the man leaving is still tall and handsome.

The brother in the front row turned his head and said with a smile: "I can't stand the mage with the thief physique, stealth plus long-range attack, critical strike, AOE (* group attack skill)."

Represented by the boss, the group is destroyed.

The whole dormitory burst into tears.

【The Impassable Mountain】

There was a serious meeting in the dormitory, represented by Luo Shenzhou, who seriously discussed how to bring down the big boss, Caesar.

……

The result of the discussion is that the difficulty is too high, so it is better to change the copy.