captain migraine
Chapter 20
When the only first officer of the Black Sea Wolf Fleet honestly returned to the main ship with hundreds of contracts, trying to find his boss in the warm sunshine, facing the empty captain's lounge, the red-haired The first mate was very tired to find that once faced with the captain's shamelessness, even after so many years, he still seemed too naive——
The black sea wolf had run away without a single wolf hair left, and brought along the dozens of newly recruited crew members.
"Captain? He's going to board the Holy Monarch!" The sailors on the main ship who were being questioned stopped their work of scrubbing the deck, raised their heads innocently and gave a cruel knife to their expressionless first officer, "Didn't the captain Tell you?"
Lake: "...He probably only remembers to report to me when he is about to die."
Shengjun?
...the Holy King.
Rick began to regret why he didn't sing a lullaby to Caesar before he acted and told him to roll off and take a nap... Or he simply jumped into the sea and drowned with this bastard captain?
For most of the crew, this strange yet familiar ship has always had a very special status in the fleet of the Black Sea Wolf - this is due to the fact that almost all the crew have turned pale at the sight of it .Out of someone's bad taste, the name of the Holy King is taken from the hell king Lucifer in the Bible. I heard that this buddy was the only holy light seraph in the kingdom of heaven before he fell into heaven, and he was called the "Holy King of Heaven"— —Leave these things aside, in short, no matter whether you have faith or not, getting on this ship means that you are about to get very close to God, his old man.
The Monarch takes you through the transition from heaven to hell.
Well, the Holy Monarch is a special ship that deals with crew members who have made a big mistake.
The great Captain Caesar, on the first day of the newcomer's report, he couldn't wait to drag everyone to this place that the old crew wished they would never see for the rest of their lives-it was so honest that it made people cry.
When Lake held the stack of contracts and kicked open the door of the execution room, the handsome and mighty Captain Caesar was introducing the famous "Nine-tailed Cat Whip" to the future crew——
"This kind of leather whip has been famous since the era of galleons in ancient Greece and Rome. Due to its beauty and artistry, we are fortunate to find that this beautiful thing is still completely preserved," the man said. His voice was elegant and deep, and he lowered his eyes, looking at the black leather whip in his hand tenderly as if looking at his lover, "There are nine strips on the handle of the leather whip, which is the origin of this cute little name—every time you whip it It will leave nine bloodstains on the back, and with a few whips, even the regular royal soldiers will be so painful that they will call their mother."
New crew members: =口=.
Rick: "..."
Completely ignoring the resentful eyes of the chief mate, Caesar smiled, his amber pupils lightly swept around the newcomers, his thin lips parted and he said slowly: "When you get on my boat, you will learn to be a good baby... I'm sure you won't want to try."
New crew members: =口=.
Lake: QAQ, shut up, Captain Bitch! ! ! !
There was a suffocating silence, and during the words, the man's beautiful pupils like jewels finally stopped on the black-haired young man in the crowd——Caesar almost effortlessly, one glance in the crowd of terrified faces Found the future mascot of his fleet—
It's not that McGarl's appearance is outstanding, but, among a group of panic-stricken ugly faces, if there is such a face full of goose bumps filled with anticipation and admiration, then even if it is cross-eyed I can spot him at a glance.
While Caesar looks lovingly at his little nine-tailed cat whip, McGarl looks lovingly at Caesar.
……
From the above, the future direction is almost clearly visible. ╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭
But at this moment, the black sea wolf's evil heart is slightly disappointed by someone's calm performance.
Didn't get scared?
Throwing the nine-tailed cat whip in his hand back into the box without interest, he picked up a pair of handcuffs, and the shiny silver handcuffs were turning around the man's beautiful and slender fingertips, making people unable to take their eyes off, "I will teach you How can you become a true 'Gentleman at Sea'——when your life is relaxed and you have thoroughly distinguished the difference between the ship and the shore, you will find that you are very close to this title..."
The man dragged his tone lazily——
"On the boat, work hard, respect the captain, and keep in mind that I am your law; on the shore, your time, money, and body belong to you, except for a few basic rules. If you are happy, you don't need Obey any law - from me or from any country."
He slowly raised a finger: "Rule [-], it is forbidden to force any women who do not want to have sex with you."
The second finger: "Rule [-], it is forbidden to disclose any information about the Stormrage to non-designated personnel."
The third finger: "The captain is the captain, even if you get off the ship, I will still be your leader."
When he raised his fourth finger, the man obviously hesitated, but when his gaze passed someone's face, he curled his lips: "Whether you are on the shore or at sea, I don't care if you haven't touched a woman for three years Or die in ashes, use your heads to remember to Lao Tzu: It is forbidden to have any feelings of respect for the captain forever."
McGall: "..."
Caesar paused for a moment, then added: "You can't even fall in love."
Lake: "...It seems that there was no such regulation before?"
"Now, idiot." Caesar took one of the contracts from the stack of contracts in Reike's hand with a blank expression, folded them and slapped them casually, and said, "Above, the general rules on and off the ship—the specific rules on the ship It has already been written in your contract, read it with wide eyes and recite it, except for this time, I sincerely wish you never set foot on the Holy Monarch again in your life--Rake?"
Lake: "Yes."
"Take them back to the Stormrage, and prepare to start signing the contract."
Lake: "Oh."
Finally breathed a sigh of relief, all the newcomers followed behind their red-haired first officer and were about to leave this creepy ship, only to hear that the captain behind him had a new moth...
Caesar: "Wait, that drool-worthy black hair-yes it's you, come here."
When the new crew members glared at each other and tried to find the "black-haired" hapless guy, McGarl showed a lazy smile and walked towards the man slowly. When the man left the execution room, he subconsciously looked back, only to hear a click and a flash of silver light. Their great captain did not hesitate to put the handcuffs on the newcomer's unlucky man cleanly with two snaps. Ghost hands.
"..." McGarl was taken aback, he moved his wrist, the chain hit the handcuffs due to the vibration and made a pleasant impact, and he slowly raised his handcuffed hands in front of the man, the black-haired young man said Only then did he speak, "Big Dog, this...isn't appropriate?"
"These handcuffs are specially made for you," the captain said unmoved, "I remind you one last time, call me 'Captain'."
While speaking, Caesar put his hand into his bosom, touched his face impatiently, and finally took out a crumpled old contract - it was written in Arabic, and it was obvious that it was not from "Storm" The contract, McGarr's gaze followed the contract involuntarily, and before his eyes were dazzled, he finally saw Lake's autograph written in the lower right corner of the contract.
The bright-eyed virtue of the perverted fisherman made the man feel very uncomfortable and snorted coldly.
With a slap, he slapped the contract of "Storm" in his hand on the only table in the execution room. Caesar looked indifferent: "Sign this contract, and your friend will be free."
McGarl glanced at the man, and the contract of the "Storm" with handcuffed hands was thoughtfully written in English—a whole large page, with all the rules and regulations explaining what kind of scumbag the captain of this fleet is. Existence: (1) Every crew member has the right to participate in the decision-making of major issues, even if they only grab a little something new or alcoholic beverages, every crew member has the right to get them.
(2) Each crew member should come to the deck of the ship in a pre-arranged order (currently the reference standard is high or low), so that he can get a new set of clothes in addition to a loot.
(3) People on board are not allowed to gamble with dice or cards. When the captain is in a bad mood, it is forbidden to swear in his ear. Violators will be fined. If the salary is negative this month, it will be accumulated to the next month.
(4) Lights must be turned off at eight o'clock in the evening, and those who want to continue drinking must go to the deck to drink.
(5) Every crew member must keep pistols, sabers, and cannon clean and in good condition.
(6) It is strictly forbidden for women and children to live on board. If someone brings a woman on board in disguise, he will be sentenced to death.
(7) Anyone who leaves a ship or flees a combat post without authorization shall be punished with death or exile.
(8) It is forbidden for the crew to fight on board, and all quarrels and conflicts should be resolved on the shore.
(9) People who lost their limbs or became disabled during the war can get an extra [-] gold coins from the captain, and they can also get corresponding subsidies for minor injuries.
(10) The musicians can rest on Sunday, and at other times they should play music for the entertainment of the crew.
"That's all?" The handcuffs jingled, retracting the contract from the direction facing the sun, McGarr put down the contract, and took the quill that had been stained with ink from Caesar's hand, because the hands were handcuffed together, He had to hold it with both hands at the same time.
"Sign in the blank." The man's tone was businesslike, and when McGahl shrugged and bent down to sign, he suddenly said, "Wait a minute."
Pulling the contract from under McGarr's nose, Caesar quickly added two items to it: (11) It is strictly forbidden to have other emotions above the level of respect for the captain.
(12) Secret love doesn't work either.
McGarr: "...I thought you were just talking."
"Now you should know how serious I am." Caesar watched with a blank face as McGarr reluctantly signed his name under the two new rules, took it and blew it, then folded it randomly Stuffing it into his arms, he took out another piece of parchment from his pocket——
"Hey," McGarr frowned, "Are you finished?"
Caesar paused and raised his eyebrows.
"..." McGarl smiled apologetically, "At least go to a sunny place to continue..."
Caesar slapped the parchment on the table again: "Slave contract, you caused my fleet to lose a slave, and now you will make up for it."
With a swish, before McGarl couldn't react, he pulled out "Ghost Killer" from his waist. The man grabbed his hand and slashed his palm mercilessly. The black-haired young man subconsciously felt the pain. He flinched, but it didn't affect the bright red blood rushing out from his palm.
"Draw on it, and you can get out." Pulling McGarl's hand and shaking the contract, returning the dagger to the scabbard at his waist, the man's tone finally revealed a trace of impatience .
"...Just cut your fingers off! Why did you make it so bloody?" McGarr complained and stretched his head to look at the contract.
Caesar: "Where are so many opinions... What are you still looking at?"
"Wait, wait." McGarr pointed his finger at the second item on the slave contract, "There seems to be a problem with the nationality, I'm not German."
"You are from me. If I say which country you are from, you are from that country. Stop talking nonsense." Facing the protest, the man replied domineeringly.
...Damn it!The dignity of the descendants of Yan and Huang has been challenged!
McGarr held his head high: "My country does not recognize dual citizenship."
"No other country has such strange rules."
"I say there is!"
"... Whatever you want. Sign it quickly."
The captain backed down.
Grabbing the quill, double-crossed the word "Germany" next to the nationality item, wrote "CHINA" intermittently in English next to it, and then wrote his own name in the blank space of the contract——McGarr's decisiveness Caesar was somewhat surprised. He originally thought that the perverted fisherman would resist being a "slave", but it seems...
It was he who overestimated his integrity.
McGarl raised his head and handed the slave contract in his hand to Caesar: "Is that all right?"
Caesar: "Okay."
"Oh."
The black-haired young man responded lightly, then he raised his handcuffed hands and struggled hard——
Snapped--
The seams snapped.
bang——
Metal handcuffs fell to the floor of the execution chamber.
"The dagger is nice..."
Moving his handcuffed red wrist, he stepped on the table arrogantly with one foot, and the sunlight from the window shone on McGarr's smiling face——
"However, don't underestimate people, Captain, Captain!"
The black sea wolf had run away without a single wolf hair left, and brought along the dozens of newly recruited crew members.
"Captain? He's going to board the Holy Monarch!" The sailors on the main ship who were being questioned stopped their work of scrubbing the deck, raised their heads innocently and gave a cruel knife to their expressionless first officer, "Didn't the captain Tell you?"
Lake: "...He probably only remembers to report to me when he is about to die."
Shengjun?
...the Holy King.
Rick began to regret why he didn't sing a lullaby to Caesar before he acted and told him to roll off and take a nap... Or he simply jumped into the sea and drowned with this bastard captain?
For most of the crew, this strange yet familiar ship has always had a very special status in the fleet of the Black Sea Wolf - this is due to the fact that almost all the crew have turned pale at the sight of it .Out of someone's bad taste, the name of the Holy King is taken from the hell king Lucifer in the Bible. I heard that this buddy was the only holy light seraph in the kingdom of heaven before he fell into heaven, and he was called the "Holy King of Heaven"— —Leave these things aside, in short, no matter whether you have faith or not, getting on this ship means that you are about to get very close to God, his old man.
The Monarch takes you through the transition from heaven to hell.
Well, the Holy Monarch is a special ship that deals with crew members who have made a big mistake.
The great Captain Caesar, on the first day of the newcomer's report, he couldn't wait to drag everyone to this place that the old crew wished they would never see for the rest of their lives-it was so honest that it made people cry.
When Lake held the stack of contracts and kicked open the door of the execution room, the handsome and mighty Captain Caesar was introducing the famous "Nine-tailed Cat Whip" to the future crew——
"This kind of leather whip has been famous since the era of galleons in ancient Greece and Rome. Due to its beauty and artistry, we are fortunate to find that this beautiful thing is still completely preserved," the man said. His voice was elegant and deep, and he lowered his eyes, looking at the black leather whip in his hand tenderly as if looking at his lover, "There are nine strips on the handle of the leather whip, which is the origin of this cute little name—every time you whip it It will leave nine bloodstains on the back, and with a few whips, even the regular royal soldiers will be so painful that they will call their mother."
New crew members: =口=.
Rick: "..."
Completely ignoring the resentful eyes of the chief mate, Caesar smiled, his amber pupils lightly swept around the newcomers, his thin lips parted and he said slowly: "When you get on my boat, you will learn to be a good baby... I'm sure you won't want to try."
New crew members: =口=.
Lake: QAQ, shut up, Captain Bitch! ! ! !
There was a suffocating silence, and during the words, the man's beautiful pupils like jewels finally stopped on the black-haired young man in the crowd——Caesar almost effortlessly, one glance in the crowd of terrified faces Found the future mascot of his fleet—
It's not that McGarl's appearance is outstanding, but, among a group of panic-stricken ugly faces, if there is such a face full of goose bumps filled with anticipation and admiration, then even if it is cross-eyed I can spot him at a glance.
While Caesar looks lovingly at his little nine-tailed cat whip, McGarl looks lovingly at Caesar.
……
From the above, the future direction is almost clearly visible. ╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭
But at this moment, the black sea wolf's evil heart is slightly disappointed by someone's calm performance.
Didn't get scared?
Throwing the nine-tailed cat whip in his hand back into the box without interest, he picked up a pair of handcuffs, and the shiny silver handcuffs were turning around the man's beautiful and slender fingertips, making people unable to take their eyes off, "I will teach you How can you become a true 'Gentleman at Sea'——when your life is relaxed and you have thoroughly distinguished the difference between the ship and the shore, you will find that you are very close to this title..."
The man dragged his tone lazily——
"On the boat, work hard, respect the captain, and keep in mind that I am your law; on the shore, your time, money, and body belong to you, except for a few basic rules. If you are happy, you don't need Obey any law - from me or from any country."
He slowly raised a finger: "Rule [-], it is forbidden to force any women who do not want to have sex with you."
The second finger: "Rule [-], it is forbidden to disclose any information about the Stormrage to non-designated personnel."
The third finger: "The captain is the captain, even if you get off the ship, I will still be your leader."
When he raised his fourth finger, the man obviously hesitated, but when his gaze passed someone's face, he curled his lips: "Whether you are on the shore or at sea, I don't care if you haven't touched a woman for three years Or die in ashes, use your heads to remember to Lao Tzu: It is forbidden to have any feelings of respect for the captain forever."
McGall: "..."
Caesar paused for a moment, then added: "You can't even fall in love."
Lake: "...It seems that there was no such regulation before?"
"Now, idiot." Caesar took one of the contracts from the stack of contracts in Reike's hand with a blank expression, folded them and slapped them casually, and said, "Above, the general rules on and off the ship—the specific rules on the ship It has already been written in your contract, read it with wide eyes and recite it, except for this time, I sincerely wish you never set foot on the Holy Monarch again in your life--Rake?"
Lake: "Yes."
"Take them back to the Stormrage, and prepare to start signing the contract."
Lake: "Oh."
Finally breathed a sigh of relief, all the newcomers followed behind their red-haired first officer and were about to leave this creepy ship, only to hear that the captain behind him had a new moth...
Caesar: "Wait, that drool-worthy black hair-yes it's you, come here."
When the new crew members glared at each other and tried to find the "black-haired" hapless guy, McGarl showed a lazy smile and walked towards the man slowly. When the man left the execution room, he subconsciously looked back, only to hear a click and a flash of silver light. Their great captain did not hesitate to put the handcuffs on the newcomer's unlucky man cleanly with two snaps. Ghost hands.
"..." McGarl was taken aback, he moved his wrist, the chain hit the handcuffs due to the vibration and made a pleasant impact, and he slowly raised his handcuffed hands in front of the man, the black-haired young man said Only then did he speak, "Big Dog, this...isn't appropriate?"
"These handcuffs are specially made for you," the captain said unmoved, "I remind you one last time, call me 'Captain'."
While speaking, Caesar put his hand into his bosom, touched his face impatiently, and finally took out a crumpled old contract - it was written in Arabic, and it was obvious that it was not from "Storm" The contract, McGarr's gaze followed the contract involuntarily, and before his eyes were dazzled, he finally saw Lake's autograph written in the lower right corner of the contract.
The bright-eyed virtue of the perverted fisherman made the man feel very uncomfortable and snorted coldly.
With a slap, he slapped the contract of "Storm" in his hand on the only table in the execution room. Caesar looked indifferent: "Sign this contract, and your friend will be free."
McGarl glanced at the man, and the contract of the "Storm" with handcuffed hands was thoughtfully written in English—a whole large page, with all the rules and regulations explaining what kind of scumbag the captain of this fleet is. Existence: (1) Every crew member has the right to participate in the decision-making of major issues, even if they only grab a little something new or alcoholic beverages, every crew member has the right to get them.
(2) Each crew member should come to the deck of the ship in a pre-arranged order (currently the reference standard is high or low), so that he can get a new set of clothes in addition to a loot.
(3) People on board are not allowed to gamble with dice or cards. When the captain is in a bad mood, it is forbidden to swear in his ear. Violators will be fined. If the salary is negative this month, it will be accumulated to the next month.
(4) Lights must be turned off at eight o'clock in the evening, and those who want to continue drinking must go to the deck to drink.
(5) Every crew member must keep pistols, sabers, and cannon clean and in good condition.
(6) It is strictly forbidden for women and children to live on board. If someone brings a woman on board in disguise, he will be sentenced to death.
(7) Anyone who leaves a ship or flees a combat post without authorization shall be punished with death or exile.
(8) It is forbidden for the crew to fight on board, and all quarrels and conflicts should be resolved on the shore.
(9) People who lost their limbs or became disabled during the war can get an extra [-] gold coins from the captain, and they can also get corresponding subsidies for minor injuries.
(10) The musicians can rest on Sunday, and at other times they should play music for the entertainment of the crew.
"That's all?" The handcuffs jingled, retracting the contract from the direction facing the sun, McGarr put down the contract, and took the quill that had been stained with ink from Caesar's hand, because the hands were handcuffed together, He had to hold it with both hands at the same time.
"Sign in the blank." The man's tone was businesslike, and when McGahl shrugged and bent down to sign, he suddenly said, "Wait a minute."
Pulling the contract from under McGarr's nose, Caesar quickly added two items to it: (11) It is strictly forbidden to have other emotions above the level of respect for the captain.
(12) Secret love doesn't work either.
McGarr: "...I thought you were just talking."
"Now you should know how serious I am." Caesar watched with a blank face as McGarr reluctantly signed his name under the two new rules, took it and blew it, then folded it randomly Stuffing it into his arms, he took out another piece of parchment from his pocket——
"Hey," McGarr frowned, "Are you finished?"
Caesar paused and raised his eyebrows.
"..." McGarl smiled apologetically, "At least go to a sunny place to continue..."
Caesar slapped the parchment on the table again: "Slave contract, you caused my fleet to lose a slave, and now you will make up for it."
With a swish, before McGarl couldn't react, he pulled out "Ghost Killer" from his waist. The man grabbed his hand and slashed his palm mercilessly. The black-haired young man subconsciously felt the pain. He flinched, but it didn't affect the bright red blood rushing out from his palm.
"Draw on it, and you can get out." Pulling McGarl's hand and shaking the contract, returning the dagger to the scabbard at his waist, the man's tone finally revealed a trace of impatience .
"...Just cut your fingers off! Why did you make it so bloody?" McGarr complained and stretched his head to look at the contract.
Caesar: "Where are so many opinions... What are you still looking at?"
"Wait, wait." McGarr pointed his finger at the second item on the slave contract, "There seems to be a problem with the nationality, I'm not German."
"You are from me. If I say which country you are from, you are from that country. Stop talking nonsense." Facing the protest, the man replied domineeringly.
...Damn it!The dignity of the descendants of Yan and Huang has been challenged!
McGarr held his head high: "My country does not recognize dual citizenship."
"No other country has such strange rules."
"I say there is!"
"... Whatever you want. Sign it quickly."
The captain backed down.
Grabbing the quill, double-crossed the word "Germany" next to the nationality item, wrote "CHINA" intermittently in English next to it, and then wrote his own name in the blank space of the contract——McGarr's decisiveness Caesar was somewhat surprised. He originally thought that the perverted fisherman would resist being a "slave", but it seems...
It was he who overestimated his integrity.
McGarl raised his head and handed the slave contract in his hand to Caesar: "Is that all right?"
Caesar: "Okay."
"Oh."
The black-haired young man responded lightly, then he raised his handcuffed hands and struggled hard——
Snapped--
The seams snapped.
bang——
Metal handcuffs fell to the floor of the execution chamber.
"The dagger is nice..."
Moving his handcuffed red wrist, he stepped on the table arrogantly with one foot, and the sunlight from the window shone on McGarr's smiling face——
"However, don't underestimate people, Captain, Captain!"
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