captain migraine

This day was the second day after McGarl boarded the ship.

On this day, the sun is shining brightly, the sea is calm, the sea breeze is gentle, facing the sea, and the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.

The Mediterranean Sea is no longer as calm as it used to be.

On the vast blue sea, two gorgeous 24-gun three-garden barges braved the wind and waves, driving side by side, followed by dozens of ships of various kinds. The huge fleet broke the tranquility of the sea, and Sailing north with irresistible momentum.This is the fleet of the famous pirate leader "Black Sea Wolf" Caesar in the Mediterranean Sea - in the previous battle with the Big Chin Burrows Brothers, the black wave Caesar came back to life and angrily beheaded the head of the enemy leader. Fame spread throughout the Mediterranean coast.

As the saying goes, a hero is never alone.Now, let's zoom in on the left of the two leading ships--this is Caesar's right-hand man, the ship of Mad Rick--and at this moment we can easily see that in this ship On the overly large and gorgeous first officer's pilot boat, a lonely figure stood alone at the bow, looking at the endless sea in silence—his red hair fluttered in the sea breeze, and his vicissitudes of life shattered in the sound of the waves.

... In the past eight years, there has never been a negligence in work. At this moment, Lake, who has just been severely criticized by the captain, is standing on the lonely bow, every pore and every cell in his body is clamoring. Given a chance, he would return to Djerba without hesitation, and then throw the mascot on his ship...where he snatched it from and throw it back there.

In the past day and night, Lake deeply realized that Megal was not a so-called "mascot". In just 24 hours, the young red-haired first officer saw clearly the essence of his "God of Plague"— —Counting the eight years in memory, from the time he set foot on the Stormrage fleet, Lake always felt that he was at best being used by Caesar as a servant, and during these godlike 24 hours, The Stormrage's mate was horrified to find that he was leaving the servant class and infinitely approaching the nurse profession.

As Lake himself puts it, he always seemed too naive in the face of Caesar's outrageousness - if it had been a real mascot, the cunning man would have allowed himself to remove the dark-haired young man from his Snatch it under your nose?

The answer is, NO! !

... This cliff is cheating, Captain Bastard! ! ! ! QAQ watched the seagulls fly freely overhead, only God knows how much Lake wants to go back with the wind at this moment.With his hands behind his back, the red-haired first officer stood at the bow of the ship with a solemn expression, looking at the direction ahead, and didn't even want to look back at the team he was always proud of on the deck——

The drummer's music continued, but it couldn't cover up the word that had been deeply engraved in his mind——

That's an onomatopoeia.

For example: vomit.

……

Here's the thing.

On the first day of sailing, Lake knew that McGarr might suffer from seasickness—in fact, before sailing, the young man who had just boarded the ship was very shy and voluntarily confessed this fact to him, At that time, the first mate, who thought he was magnanimous, smiled and thought that the child was cute and silly—in the windy and rough weather, the average sailor would not be able to hold back, so the occasional seasickness is still acceptable!

...it turns out he was too stupid and too young.

When the boat was less than five nautical miles away, when Reck suddenly remembered the task of teaching "Church Mascot German" given to him by Caesar and went to the cabin to find someone in person, McGarr was throwing up with a small bucket Come--

Rick: "..."

In line with the gentle and tolerant policy of allowing the newcomer to adapt to the environment, the slightly speechless first officer thoughtfully withdrew temporarily and closed the door for him.

At noon, the sun was shining, and it was time for the pirates to eat, and McGarr was nowhere to be seen—of course, he continued to vomit.

In the afternoon, as the sun went down, McGarr still disappeared, and the first mate of the walrus took a bottle of light beer to comfort him and pushed open the cabin door—McGarr was still vomiting.

At night, the moon was hidden behind the clouds, and the pirates who lacked entertainment rolled back to their cabins to sleep. Amidst the shouting and shouting, the tired first officer listened attentively. Megal...he was still vomiting.

It’s fine to throw up when the weather is so strong that the ship is about to take off—this kind of calm sailing on the sea is the same as docking on land, and there is no movement in the good weather when going out to sea. !

In the middle of the night, I was tossed by the faint voice and couldn't sleep. Even though the veins on the forehead were twitching, I thoughtfully sent a bucket of fresh water and some fresh fruits for washing. After seeing that Maijia finally calmed down a little under the brilliance of his love , in the spirit of not sacrificing in vain, Rex simply sat down on the head of McGarr's bed, and patiently taught him the simplest two sentences of German——

"Good day" and "Captain".

So, there was this scene the next morning.

In the morning, the morning light is faint, and the mist on the sea is hazy.While the sailors were still asleep, Caesar had already woken up. On the deck of the captain's dedicated barge, a tall man with a saber in his hand was practicing combat skills rigorously—hot summer, crystal clear sweat It slid all the way along his wheat-colored muscles under the faint morning light, and finally along the perfectly distributed muscle grooves in his lower abdomen, and finally disappeared under the belt around his waist.

The two main ships are driving a boat, and the distance is kept at about ten meters to ensure that there will be no boat suction phenomenon-this is very convenient for some people with ulterior motives on the other boat to carry out voyeuristic activities... For example, at this time, I didn't sleep well all night McGarl was leaning against the side of the ship, propping his chin and admiring all this——

Muscular man in the morning light.

Snapped--

With a powerful turn around, the sharp saber pierced deeply into the side of the ship, the man let go of the handle, and slightly relaxed his tiger's mouth that was faintly aching from the shock. His long and thick eyelashes trembled slightly, and he lifted his head lazily. Opening his eyes, the captain with good eyesight saw his smiling comrade slave lying on the next ship——

On this side, McGarr's heart skipped a beat when he saw the boss, and suddenly felt that it was a bit romantic to look at each other silently across the boat.

So he waved his hands pretending to be smart, and in order to report and show off his work progress, he used the two German words he learned last night to form a sentence that could not be more appropriate at this moment——

"Good day, Captain... Ouch."

Caesar: "..."

【Megal's Nautical Diary】

My first day on board the Big Dog was like the first time I boarded his boat with my face on my face, hugging the mast, and I puked into a flowery sucker.

……

The second day on the Big Dog was a clear day, a bit harsh on me, but Lake was a good guy, pure.The big dog is dissatisfied with the way I greeted me in the morning, and still refuses to talk to me, dead dog, pure.

……

On the third day on the big dog boat, today, across the boat, the big dog finally couldn't help having a good interaction with me.

Me: "Ah, I'm so dizzy."

Big Dog: "No waves today, still dizzy?"

Me: I'm not that dizzy!I was sitting on such a boat and sailing on such a blue sea. I was so happy, so intoxicated, and so enjoying myself, so I became seasick.In fact, since I got on the boat, I have been dizzy all the way.I entered your fleet, I fainted.I saw the blue water, I was dizzy.I was dizzy when I saw the huge school of fish.I'm still dizzy seeing the energetic sailors.Seeing you makes me even more dizzy.Anyway, I'm dizzy.

Big Dog: "Rake."

Lake: "Boss?"

Big Dog: "...Throw him into the sea."

I don’t understand humor ╮(￣▽￣”)╭, dead dog, pure.

……

On our fourth day on board the Big Dog, we'll probably dock in Spain in the next two days to catch up.The seasickness has improved, please rest assured the people of the motherland.