captain migraine

"What arrogance! Dead dog!"

When McGarl, under the guidance of the well-meaning crew, rushed to the walrus staff cabin on the top floor, the luxurious decoration and exaggerated equipment inside made him a little bit unbelievable for a moment—but about 1 minute Finally, he believed it.

As soon as his butt was so happy that he sat on the armchair covered with animal skins, the door was kicked open, and his heavy sheepskin boots stepped on the floor of the cabin without making a sound. The slender man walked in with long legs, his amber pupils quickly scanned the cabin, and finally fixed on McGarr.

"Get out of my seat, trash."

...So, this is also the captain's private cabin at the same time.

McGarl, who was afraid of being deducted wages again for weird reasons, got up from the armchair like a shit.Caesar ignored him, just passed him by, and then stretched out his hand and pushed open the window behind the desk—it was a floor-to-ceiling window made of movable wooden doors. He bent slightly, facing the sea breeze, Caesar walked out of the cabin, and there was a small platform outside—this was the highest place on the entire main ship. Standing here, it was enough to see everything that happened in every corner of the ship.

"Sail!"

"Tighten the rope and report the wind direction!"

"Catch the anchor! Catch the anchor! Put more effort, haven't you had dinner?!"

……

The people below were busy, anchoring, pulling up the sails, the helmsman was in position, and the gunners also began to carry the shells for emergencies.

"The average speed of the Leosa fleet is eight knots. Downwind, they use a merchant ship transformed from a three-masted ship, and the speed is very fast downwind. Because there are relatively slow warships with large sails in our fleet, it is better to go downwind than Their speed is a bit slower, about [-] knots..." McGarr held a pile of information sent up by the pilot calculators below, and followed the captain's buttocks to report, "From here to Algiers, Going southwest, the wind is also blowing from the southwest, very punctual tailwind, big dog."

"What's the point of being elated?"

"I don't have one." McGarl said helplessly, "This is full of love for the profession - I just want to remind you that this is just the information of the Leosa fleet under normal circumstances. Today they brought a large amount of cargo. If you go too deep, the speed will of course slow down, and if you are lucky, you might be able to catch up with them tonight."

"This is what people say."

"...I'm just reporting work, Captain, not telling you jokes to please you."

Caesar nodded unmoved. At this time, the ship was ready, and only the captain gave an order to set sail immediately.

He curled his lips and was about to order the boat to sail, when suddenly, a gust of sea wind blew not far away——

"kindness?"

Under the eyes of everyone who was beating chicken blood, the man did not give the order for a long time, lowered the corners of his lips, and the tip of his tall nose moved, and then he frowned deeply.

McGarl: "What's wrong?"

A moment of silence.

"Let them break down again."

In the dark night, the man's face could not be seen clearly by the dim moonlight, but just listening to his tone, the captain seemed to be in a bad mood.McGarl was taken aback, thinking that he had a problem with Arabic again: "What did you say?"

"Drop the anchor, and let them all roll onto the deck." The man said through gritted teeth, then turned and left the pilot's position.

When they were getting ready together, they suddenly stopped sailing, and all the sailors on the main ship gathered on the deck.They looked at each other with some anxiety, and the people in the other fleet couldn't figure out what was going on, so they dropped anchor and gathered on the side of the ship, lying on the side and whispering together to join in the fun.

When McGarr finished packing up the materials, walked down the stairs and returned to the team, he could almost easily notice that the captain standing in front of the team with his hands behind his back had a very ugly expression on his face.

"Could it be that the captain found out about what I accidentally vomited on the boat this afternoon?" A crying voice sounded beside McGarr, "No, will I be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks?" ?”

"..." McGarr, who was covered in black lines, turned his head to see who unfortunately he was standing next to, but who knew that it was an acquaintance——

"It's actually you!"

"why you!"

The two said in unison.

With dark brown hair, freckles on his face, and big ears, he has no morals at critical moments, and he jumps up like a rabbit-like teenager Barry—at this moment, he is staring at McGaller with big eyes, his face full Unbelievable: "You are still alive-ah, I know! I heard that they have hired an oriental man to be a walrus officer, can it be you?"

"...That's right, unfortunately, it's me. I won't sink your boat, don't worry, I'm afraid of death myself." McGarr said with a dark face and speechless.

"Then can you intercede for me!" Barry immediately entered the acquaintance mode, "I heard that you are very close to the captain, even his personal slave! You can definitely help me-I didn't spit on the deck on purpose, really No!" The brown-haired boy said eagerly.

"Get it clear, young man, I'm a slave, not a male favourite, and I'm being deducted from my wages every day. How can I beg for mercy for you...and...don't worry, as long as it doesn't spit on his face, he shouldn't We will suspend the voyage specifically for this." McGarr said dryly—maybe his voice was a little louder, and immediately, he felt Caesar's knife eye in a bad mood scratched his face, blood was dripping, and his face was covered with blood. The blood slave obediently kept his mouth shut.

Caesar walked back and forth among the crew members expressionlessly, and then without warning, he stopped abruptly in front of one of the crew members.

The corners of his lips moved, and he was about to say something, when suddenly, the captain's words were interrupted by the crying of the fat pirate in front of him——

"Captain, I was wrong! I admit that I took a sip of rum in the hammock after the lights were turned off yesterday! I'm sorry Captain! The captain let me-"

Caesar: "..."

Everyone cast their sympathetic eyes on this fat man who was captured.

Caesar: "...nine lashes, execution on the spot."

Under the tense stares of the sailors, Caesar continued to move, and as his steps stopped, one after another appeared on the deck——

"I'm sorry, Captain! I hid the cards in my pillow! Huh, huh, I made a mistake, Captain, and Bill, Mike, and Laigate are also betting with me!"

"... Fifteen lashes per person, execution on the spot."

"Boss, please forgive me! I shouldn't have the audacity to swear under your window yesterday! But I'm definitely not scolding you. I think I saw something dirty when I was on duty, so I need to ward off evil spirits!"

"...Deduct five gold coins from salary."

"Report to the captain! I secretly vomited on the front deck of the ship and covered it with an awning! I was wrong about the captain! Captain, spare me!"

"...Go and wipe it up for me now."

……

The man's heavy sheepskin boots stepped on the deck, and the wood creaked horribly. Amidst Barry's very appropriate gasp, Caesar finally walked slowly in front of McGarr.

Lowering their heads slightly, the two stared at each other in silence for a moment.

McGarr: "... If it's a foul, it seems that I just accidentally fell in love with you, does this count?"

The veins on the forehead were bulging, and the man's handsome face was slightly distorted. He took a deep breath, turned and left.

"...Then I won't apologize, okay?" McGarr's gloating voice came from behind Caesar, "'I'm sorry, Captain' or something, anyway, you have heard enough tonight."

……

Tonight is destined to be a crazy night.

The various rules and regulations set by Caesar were almost turned out by this group of unconscious pirates. Gall believed even more that Caesar was not necessarily ignorant of these things. In most cases, men probably turned a blind eye and closed their eyes. These rules were set only for the sake of being safer and more united at sea. Just sailing.

And at this moment on the deck, countless men had their trousers stripped off and were pushed onto a small bench on the deck. A dozen or so white buttocks were neatly arranged in a row, reflecting the moonlight towards the sky. Amazing.

The whip that had been infiltrated with salt water fell down, and ghosts cried and wolves howled.

These pirates, who were usually cut off halfway in naval battles without even making a sound, seemed to explode tonight. Half of them were crying for their father and mother, and the other half were shouting "Captain, I was wrong" and "Boss please!" Let go".

Lake led his group of men on the other main ship, laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists. Although the people in the other fleet didn't dare to laugh so wildly, they also watched with relish—this kind of whip that doesn't hurt Sentence, almost no one is going to take it seriously, just watch it as a part of the fun.

Everyone naively thought that this was just a farce on the whim of the captain who was full tonight.

After everyone’s execution was over, he climbed down from the bench in a haphazard manner to accept the ridicule of his companions. The crowd became a noisy mess, and no one noticed. Caesar walked up to the helm position on the second floor by himself, stretched out his hand, and gently He touched the wooden rudder wheel that had become smooth after being rubbed for a long time.

Amidst the laughter, the man's low and somewhat gloomy voice sounded in the sea breeze.

"Who remembers Article [-] in the contract?"

The laughing voice became quieter, and everyone restrained their teasing, looking at each other for some confusion.

On the next boat, Lake also stopped laughing, scratched his chin and thought for a while, then as if he remembered something, the face of the red-haired mate changed drastically.

"Say it, trash," Caesar ordered lazily.

Standing next to McGarl, the captain of the dogleg squad, Berry, raised his hand abruptly: "Report to the captain! 'Women and children are strictly forbidden to live on board, and anyone who brings a woman on board in disguise will be sentenced to death'." "

"Exactly word for word."

Caesar nodded appreciatively, and under the stares of everyone, he dropped a heavy bomb in a casual tone——

"There's a woman hiding on board, get her out before I get angry."