captain migraine

McGall: "...Ah..."

Caesar: "..."

After a short silence, the captain saw his fellow walruser give him a miserable smile.

"You... hello!"

He grabbed the man's head and pressed it towards him. Before the other party had time to push his head into the wall, McGarl hugged Caesar, leaned up to him in a mess, and "tweeted" heavily on the other party's lips. He squinted his eyes from a smile, completely ignoring the black face of the captain, who was as black as the bottom of a pot, and buried his head in the neck of the other party, his hairy head moved around, and his mouth kept talking. I muttered, "This benefit is good, come again... come again a few times, kiss, meh, jiujiu..."

It looked like his brain had been burned out.

Subconsciously turned his head and looked outside through the skylight of the cell. Outside the window, the afterglow of the setting sun burned the sky red and was about to fall from the sea level.

Tsk, slow death.

The man sighed helplessly. He stood up, picked and gathered the slightly dry straw in the prison, and without hesitation pulled the black-haired young man hanging from his body like a koala and threw it on the ground. Above, he touched his pocket, took out a tobacco with satisfaction, and put it in his mouth. The biggest pirate leader in the Mediterranean half-closed his amber pupils, raised his foot arrogantly, and lifted the rusty railing. Kick bang bang——

"Don't be noisy..."

Don't make noise?The man biting his cigarette snorted and laughed, it seems that this guy is really sick and confused.He moved his body, blocked the young man lying on the ground in a mess behind him, put his hands in his pockets, and said to the jailer who ran over, "Go and get me a clean set of clothes." .”

The natural tone made the jailer stunned, and subconsciously wanted to refuse, but when he looked up, he was unsurprisingly shocked by the pair of eyes staring at him calmly hidden behind the smoke!

He vaguely recalled that there were freshly washed daily clothes in his closet. He nodded and didn't dare to look at Caesar any more. He ran to get the clothes. laugh.

At this moment, lying on the ground behind Caesar, the temperature of his body was rising rapidly, McGarr's face was as red as a monkey's butt, he hugged his wet skirt in a daze, arched and chirped on the straw He was very dissatisfied with the sporadic footsteps and the sound of the captain kicking the cell railing just now, he turned over and muttered: "...don't make noise, who is it, third child, you went out without the key Isn't it... you dare to kick the door when you are noisy... just let me squat outside the dormitory for a night, so that you don't have a long memory!"

...and another language that I don't understand at all.Squatting in front of the walrus man, the captain was smoking a cigarette, with a subtle and unpredictable expression on his face. He stretched out his finger and poked the cheek of the black-haired young man who had turned pink due to the fever——

Then the man raised the corners of his lips and smiled.

Like a pig (…).

"Pinch, pinch your sister!" McGarl raised his hand, closed his eyes and patted the man's hand softly, and finally continued to mutter, "Boss, don't think that you can eat my tofu because you are the boss... I am, I am a man of integrity Man... Where did you copy the phone number of that girl from the English department yesterday?...Fart, there is no..."

"I don't understand what you're talking about." The man raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction, and poked the walrus officer to order, "in German."

Then, surprisingly, McGarr started rolling around with his wet skirt in his arms, his eyebrows pulled down, and he became depressed: "Hey... IchheitAnne (my name is Anna)."

"..." Raising his hand, a little embarrassed, the man touched the tip of his nose guiltily for the first time.

"No! My name is Luo Chenzhou... Shenzhou is a good name, Tejili." Continuing to switch to Chinese, McGarr sniffed loudly, and the bright snot was sucked back into his nasal cavity, "Hehehe, Professor Kaiser , one more time..."

Caesar: "..."

Trouble, crying and laughing at the same time, it is obviously a rhythm that is about to burn into a fool.

Frowning, the man stood up when he heard the footsteps behind him, took the clean clothes from the other party's hands, which were obviously private clothes, and thanked the jailer with a mild smile Scared enough to scramble and run away.

He picked up McGarl from the straw and hung it in his hand, took off the dress and skirt three times and threw the slightly dry side on the straw, the man frowned with a cigarette in his mouth, it was the first time he realized that serving people was not that simple One thing, especially when you are serving him wholeheartedly, the person being served is still grumbling about this pain, that pain, and...

How dare he swear at me.

If it weren't for the fact that McGarr was so sick that everyone was sick, Caesar, who was about to run out of patience, would have liked to slap them both.

The wet clothes finally peeled off the fiery body. At this moment, only a pair of colorful boxer underpants remained. McGarl hung on Caesar, put his arms around the man's neck, and said with a smile: "Captain?"

Is this someone you know?Caesar snorted from his nasal cavity, kept his hands on his hands, bent down and lifted up the corner of his skirt to wipe the naked man in his arms.

"captain?"

"..."

"captain!"

"To shut up."

Unbearable, he gave McGarl a smack on the forehead. The captain threw away the skirt tiredly, and took a deep breath with one free hand holding the tobacco. He squinted his eyes, his big rough hands started from the hairy head and slid down the smooth and white back of the young man in his arms——

Did I raise this big trash too well?This guy wasn't that white before he got on the ship... Also, which pirate's skin is smoother than a woman's, tsk.He was absent-mindedly thinking about completely irrelevant things, and when his fingertips touched the big boxy underpants that were still hanging on the walrus man's crotch, the man's hand paused.

... a little damp.

In the next second, with a ripping sound, the pair of floral underpants were mercilessly torn into pieces.

McGarl: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Caesar: "Are you stupid, cry a fart."

McGarr: "No pants."

Caesar: "I'll put it on for you in a while."

McGarl: "Dead dog."

Caesar: "Call me Captain, trash."

Throwing McGarr on the black dress that had been laid out long ago, Caesar crossed his waist, condescendingly and expressionlessly looked at the black-haired young man lying on the black dress with sprawls—his wig was still firmly on his head On the bed, the long straight black hair spilled all over the body, and the white body lay on the pure black thick black dress, the contrast was extremely sharp.

Slightly squinting his eyes, the man exhaled a puff of smoke, his face was paralyzed and his eyes moved down.

Calm eyes all the way across the strong chest, calmly swept across the light-colored nipples that stood up unconsciously because of the cold due to exposure to the air, and then... the lower abdomen that unexpectedly had abdominal muscles, the eyes continued to wander, and finally stopped at At this moment, the genitals are quietly dormant among his hair, and the clean and beautiful color seems to silently explain...

Its owner seems to be... Well, at least physically, he is a man of integrity.

McGarr: "Professor, please forgive me, I can't fail this subject..."

kid.He snorted silently and raised the corners of his lips. The man grabbed the clean clothes that were put aside, and mercifully ended the status of McGarl's wind blowing the little bird's cold bird—the Spanish royal family is very stingy, they The civil servants don't get much good treatment. The clothes brought by the jailer are too rough to wear in Caesar's eyes, but at this time... the captain still frowned, picked them up with two fingers and threw them into the wheat field. on Gal.

McGarr: "...one more time, Professor..."

Wiping the corners of his lips, the captain, who had been serving all night, came up with a bad idea: "If you speak German, I will help you wear it."

McGarr: "Hmmm?...Hmmm, AllesGute!"

Caesar: "..."

Sighing, he bent down to pick up the clothes thrown on the walruser, and picked up the burned unconscious man again, except that when Caesar tried to put his pants on, someone in his arms was dishonestly pulling the man The skin on the back of the neck smirked, which made people couldn't help but want to throw him out, but the series of actions of putting on clothes went very smoothly.

Changing into clean clothes again, McGarr finally calmed down a little as he lay on his rumpled black dress, despite being barefoot.

Taking a deep breath, he frowned and tore his shirt, soaking it from the fountain-like seawater, and then carrying the drenched cloth, the captain walked back to the walrusman, and impatiently wiped the wet water in his hand. The cloth was thrown on his forehead.

There was a snap, and the sound of water was very loud.

"..." The captain, who had never taken care of anyone before, was silent.

Silently picked up the dripping rag from the walrus' forehead, wrung it out silently, and put it back silently.

The walrus let out a sigh of relief.

...Well, that's right.

The captain let out a tired sigh.Then he was stunned for a moment, and found with some helplessness that the total number of sighs in his life might not be as many as tonight.

Sitting next to McGarr's head, tolerantly ignoring the arched head of the other party's humming and chirping restlessly rubbing against his thigh, the captain took out his pocket and took out the last tobacco, Ignite and hold it to your mouth.

The sun completely disappeared at sea level.

There is no fog on the sea tonight, and the moon is very round and bright.

Outside the cell, a loud cannon shot through the silent night.

The light of the artillery fire almost illuminated half of the pier—across a wall, outside the wall, the sound of the crowd waking up from a dream, the sound of crying, and the whistle of the night patrol soldiers assembling in an emergency, all became a mess.

Only the cells within one wall seemed completely undisturbed and quiet.Leaning against the rusty railing, the handsome man looked calm and took a deep breath of his cigarette.

"Professor, let's play a teacher-student relationship..."

"Hey, I won't use you to fill the sea water next time, paper trash."