captain migraine

"Hey, chick!" The wobbly pirate walked towards McGarr who was sitting on the ground with a slurred voice, "Is the daughter of some family lost with her family? Heck, how pitiful, all the shoes are lost …Uncle pirates are not scary, don’t run away, don’t run away! Come on, uncle will take you to find your father!”

"..." McGarl raised his head, his black pupils were tired but very bright in the night, staring expressionlessly at the "uncle" in front of him who had been writhing hahahaha , He hooked the corners of his lips and wiped the sweat from his face. When he stood up with the ruins behind him, that sickly (illusion) look seemed very exciting, so the three pirates looked at each other on their own. Had an orgasm.

The jailer’s clothes are too rough, and McGarl’s clothes are as funny as a walk-on—the trousers are rolled up, and the author is Lord Caesar who never takes care of others. Showing ankles looks ridiculous.

After straightening the long black wig on his head, McGarr raised his eyelids and glanced at the three sailors who were staring at him not far away, and said flatly, "I'm on the Stormrage, idiot."

The pirates who heard the name of the main ship of the fleet were silent for a moment, and then three seconds later, they laughed loudly——

Pirate One: "Don't be kidding, girl! How can there be a woman on Stormrage!"

McGarl: Because I am not a woman...

Pirate [-]: "That's right, and even if it's the captain's woman, how could he let your captain run around like this?!"

McGarl: I'm your captain's man. As for why you're running around dressed like this, why don't you ask that bastard?

Pirate [-]: "She thought we would let her go if she said she was on the Stormrage. I haven't seen such an innocent girl for a long time!"

McGarl: Sir, I haven't seen such a stupid pirate who can't tell the difference between male and female, it's just lowered the average IQ level of the fleet.

Pirate No. [-]: "That's right, little girl, don't be afraid, come to uncle to love you, look at the gemstone you wear on your hand, how big is it, wouldn't it look good on your hand, or give it to uncle to replace it You keep-"

Pirate Three: "Hey, he doesn't sound like a woman."

Pirate [-]: "Don't be so wordy! Go away!"

Pirate Three: "..."

Pirate One: "Come on, little girl, Uncle will take you home and tell me your father's name—"

"Huh?" McGarl stretched out his little finger, dug his ears lazily, raised his eyelids and cast a sideways glance at the three chattering drunks, and said disdainfully, "He? His name is Caesar."

As soon as the words fell, the pirate walking in the front felt a figure flash in front of him, but before he could figure out what was going on, his shoulders were suddenly firmly held by a pair of slender hands accompanied by a faint smell of sweat, and then , his abdomen was hit by something hard, and under the stunned gaze of his companions, he flew out sideways—when he landed heavily on the ground, he screamed unresponsively, got up and vomited while clutching his stomach. After taking two sips of wine mixed with dinner, the sound of vomiting and screaming was quickly covered by the loud explosions that kept ringing in my ears!

McGarl smiled: "Although he prefers to hear me call him the captain!"

"Mom, damn it!"

Compared to Pirate No. [-] who hadn't reacted yet, Pirate No. [-], who was not so turbulent before, flinched, and then went all out, smashing the bottle in his hand with a bang——

"What are you doing in a daze, let's go together!" Holding up the remaining sharp part of his hand, the pirate wearing a blindfold rushed towards Megal, but the black-haired young man sneered without fear, stepped forward, and quickly Dodging to his right, before he had time to react, those extremely hot hands had already firmly grasped his right wrist holding the wine bottle, turned his hand and twisted it down, only to hear a creepy sound There was a crackling sound, and the fragments of the wine bottle fell to the ground. Pirate No. [-] joined the screaming ranks holding his wrist that was twisted and dislocated by the strange force——

At this time, a black shadow appeared behind McGarr. He frowned and immediately noticed it, but his body became dull due to the pain. When he tried to turn around, a huge piece of gravel had already hit him firmly the back of the head—

It's not a very new experience to have your head opened.

Those who hit me on the back of the head are not good people!

There was a buzzing in the ears, and the black hair shook in front of his eyes. The black-haired young man raised his hand and slapped the crime tool in the opponent's hand, but surprisingly, the person behind him didn't pick it up, but panicked. Zhang Di grabbed his wrist, hurriedly going to snatch the sapphire ring on his hand——

McGarr frowned, and suddenly became unhappy as a patient.

Originally, this ring was given by Leoza. To be honest, he still wears it. If the big dog can't figure it out one day, he has to take it off and throw it into the sea. If it is gone, he will pull it down.

But you, a wretched man, had a clear goal and insisted on robbing, and before you robbed me, you secretly smashed a brick on my head. Isn't this the fucking rhythm of breaking ground on Tai Sui?

In a fit of anger, the critically ill patient who was staggering to the ground did not fall down. Holding on to his breath, he pulled out the ghost killer from his waist and stabbed the dagger into the chest of the pirate behind him without hesitation—

Different from cutting any object, even a huge sea fish, when the metal pierces into the living and warm flesh, the subtle feeling seems to be conveyed to the palm through the dagger, and then transmitted to the brain through the nerve... Mai Gal was stunned, warm blood splashed onto his pale face and fell to the ground along his thin jaw. Under the moonlight, the pale young man opened his black pupils, as if crawling from hell. The evil spirits that came out.

Behind him, chaotic footsteps sounded, and among the shouts of the crowd, McGall seemed to hear a familiar voice.

He let go of the dagger, regardless of the blood on his palm, expressionlessly covered the mouth of the pirate in front of him who had been stabbed by him, and said coldly: "If you don't want to die, just shut up."

The terrified face of the pirate in front of him turned into two double images. McGarl, who realized that he was about to reach the limit, blinked vigorously. At the back of his head, a stream of heat flowed down the painful back of his head and slid all the way down his spine. When this warm and sticky blood that belonged to McGarr slipped down his back, he actually felt a slight itching.

"There are still wounded here!"

Someone is shouting in the distance.

Then there was the babble of complaints—ah, this sound is very familiar—

"...It's so annoying! Why do you have to disembark to take care of you dead pigs when you are not allowed to sleep in the middle of the night-hey, what are you doing over there? Stabbed... Eh, wait, wait - McGarl?! What are you doing here? How are you dressed like this? This wig suits you well... No, no - this is ghost killing? Ghost killing Why on this idiot from the [-]th Fleet?! My God, it's messed up out there and you're still fighting in crowds! I can't wait to see what Caesar has to say—”

"...Bakir?" Panting heavily, McGarl stared at the long-winded man in a white coat in a daze, "His dagger can't be pulled out..."

"Nonsense, if you want to tell me, are you the ship's doctor or I am the ship's doctor! Get out of the way and let the professionals come!"

The ship doctor yelled viciously, and pushed the walrus officer, who pushed his ass without hesitation. The ship doctor, who thought he was weak, was stunned, and then he focused on the walrus officer, and followed up. The red-haired mate who felt that he had to touch it with his hands before he realized it was different. A professional is a professional. Bakir could tell at a glance that something was wrong with McGarl: "What's wrong with your face? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you're hot! Like a boiled prawn who refuses to come back to Stormrage to find me and come here to play stabbing with my own people?! Lord, take me now, I can't stand this bunch of brainless stinkers Pirates-"

McGarr: "Caesar said that if you get on his ship, it's his people... you... aren't you a fucking pirate?"

Bakir: "Come here! Take this stupid person away! I don't want to listen to his brainwashing of 'the captain is the highest and the captain is the best'!"

On the battlefield, besides the boss, the doctor is the tallest.

So Megal was resisted.

At the moment he was picked up, he lived up to expectations and passed out in a real way.

……

Meanwhile, on the lookout in Port of Spain.

Let's zoom in and take a closer look, the current chessboard is...

General.

Standing among a bunch of rickety, dead or maimed Spanish soldiers, he threw away the musket that had run out of bullets and was completely scrapped. The man snorted coldly, and snatched a small wooden box—

He opened his eyes, closed them with a snap, stuffed the wooden box into his pocket casually, raised his eyelids and glanced at the angry Leosa in front of him, Caesar smiled with satisfaction: "Maybe I'll return it when I'm in a good mood after using it up." you."

"This group of trash!" All his subordinates sacrificed their lives gloriously. In front of him stood only Caesar and Reike, who were two or three heads taller than him, one against two. The red-haired boy, who was completely at a disadvantage, cursed angrily, "You have the ability! One-on-one with me!"

"Single your size, dwarf." With a tear, he tore off the shirt of a soldier at his feet, pulled off a piece of cloth and bandaged his wound with a grin. Can't beat Caesar, can you save yourself?"

Leo Sutton paused, and a cold light flashed across his golden pupils.

Knowing too much about the character of this half-brother, Caesar frowned and cast a warning glance at Rick.The goal has been achieved, and he doesn't want to entangle here for another second, so he sullenly said, "Shut up, and if you keep arguing, I'll throw you two out of here."

"Stop talking nonsense, a person whose face is bleeding from a cut by me has no right to pretend to be a patriarch." The red-haired boy in the rebellious period didn't buy it.

"Ahhh, don't laugh so hard," Rick laughed arrogantly, "Can you explain what that big red patch on your waist is before you laugh at our captain, what is that, paint?"

Leosa blushed with anger: "That's him taking the opportunity to sneak attack! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Lake curled his lips contemptuously: "How can he make a sneak attack at such a big age? Only a dwarf like you can do this kind of thing, right?"

Leosa: "I'm going to kill you! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Lake: "You can stand up and talk, kid, if you don't ask for help, you will lose too much blood and confess here. Everyone is happy."

... It was so noisy.

The man frowned, feeling inexplicably irritable.Stretched out his thumb to wipe the hot and painful wound on his face, and sent the stained blood to his lips to lick it off——This subconscious action made Caesar pause, and then he seemed to remember something, the man turned around, no Politely kicked the first mate who was sitting on the ground cursing and bandaging the wound: "Why are you here?"

"...Are you awake? Do you think you brought down the Spaniards all by yourself?" Lake raised his eyebrows, "Do you have so many bullets?"

The captain frowned even tighter: "Where's that big trash?"

"What? Σ(°△°|||)" Leosa sat up immediately, "Did you lose McGarr?"

Caesar clicked his tongue and said impatiently, "None of your business."

Leosa: "That's my favorite pet, bastard o(≧mouth≦)o!"

Caesar: "Ah, is it? My name is already engraved, sorry."

Lake: "As soon as you walked on the front foot, he got up from my arms on the back foot——"

Leosa: "What! How dare you hug him with your dirty hands! Garbage!"

Caesar: "Don't just imitate me, rubbish."

Lake shrugged: "Then he asked me to chase you, and I came to chase you. He pretended to be half dead just to sleep with you all night."

"Can he walk back to the boat like that? Stop talking and joking." The man sullenly said, "Put away that smart look of yours, do you think I didn't see his acting skills?"

...see it?Rick froze for a moment, seeing that you still...

Okay, I understand, true love.

Three seconds later, the red-haired first mate clicked twice subtly.

"gone back."

With a simple order, he turned around and threw the blueprints he had snatched from the Spanish palace to the first mate, and ignored the number one enemy who was sitting against the wall as nothing, and the man walked back blankly.

……

Not far away, at the Spanish pier, a faint star light was shining from the Stormrage.On the sea, hundreds of assault boats with kerosene lamps were moving among them.

Tonight, at the deliberate behest of the black waves, the Benidorm marina suffered the craziest attack ever.