captain migraine

Felt chilled by McGarr's sudden look and smirk, Caesar put down the magnifying glass in his hand, sat back on his armchair, rubbed his temples, and finally moved his gaze to a certain person occupying the sofa. "Are you stupid for eating a whip?" the captain asked angrily, propping his chin with one hand.

According to Bakir's opinion, Megal's wound was not bandaged, but exposed to the air.At this moment, he was half naked on the sofa, because there were marks of whips on his buttocks, and the soft blanket only covered his legs, so when the captain looked up, he first saw McGarr smiling obscenely, but the second glance , I saw the two buttocks trembling and exposed to the air.

The bleeding has stopped, and Caesar used the best wound medicine in his hand, as if he didn’t need money, a large black area was smeared all over the back of the walrus, that thing is like sea mud that has not dried , sticky, with a faint herbal smell, cool and comfortable on the back, Caesar took it from a witch.

"This medicine is good, give me a few bottles later." McGarr moved. Apart from the pain from the wound on his back, the chilly feeling was quite refreshing, so he praised it.

How many more bottles do you want to take with you?Caesar sneered: "One bottle of this medicine is worth your annual salary."

So what?Do you think this will scare me away? What do you mean if you have too many lice and are not afraid of itching, and those with bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes... McGarl nodded expressionlessly: "Then let me have a few more bottles... don't worry, as long as you don't Get me off the boat, and I'm sure I won't let you lose money."

Caesar was silent for a moment, then lowered his voice and said, "It's a pity, every time I pass by land, I have this thought."

McGarl: "What?"

Caesar: "Throw you off the boat."

McGarr: "Good man to the end, please throw me back to Djerba, or any English-speaking country."

Caesar: "..."

McGarr: "What kind of man would be sentenced to exile and expelled from the fleet?"

"Serious desertion of duty caused the fleet to fall into crisis," Caesar said in a word, "and the crime of treason."

McGarl sighed, and said sincerely: "This is simple, I will never betray you."

Caesar snorted noncommittally, and didn't seem particularly moved.The walrus officer smiled and narrowed his eyes, he felt that he had said some great love words, he smiled and narrowed his eyes so that he couldn't see the black pupils: "So this kind of thing is completely impossible to happen to me, speaking of it Come on, you really don't want to part with me."

"...Have you ever heard a word?" The captain said flatly, "The fleet may not be good without you, but that doesn't mean you are good at it."

"I haven't heard of it." McGarr supported his head, "But you are willing to admit that the fleet can't do without me, which makes me very happy."

Caesar stopped talking. He found it very nerve-wracking to talk to someone with such a selective and jumpy logical thinking.In the process of his silence, McGarr was like a caterpillar scrambling on the sofa. Although the wound on his back was painful, he actually felt itching in a small area around the wound. ——

This itching is accompanied by a little pain, just like the feeling of countless small bugs gnawing on the skin. When he first realized this feeling, he still reluctantly thought it was his own illusion... However, as time went by , the itching feeling became more and more intense, and in the end, he couldn't help stretching out his hand to scratch——

Then he scratched his hand to bleed.

McGall: "..."

Could this be a drug allergy?

"Don't move around," when he was about to reach out to scratch for the second time, Caesar came over and slapped his hand away, squatted beside him and said in a low voice after watching for a while, "the wound is scarring and it will itch is normal."

The wound in the morning, so big, will scar at night?Brother, play with me as a donkey!McGarr was full of disbelief, and then he was slapped on the head again. Seeing that the former put away that obtrusive expression, the captain looked away and said lightly: "That's why this medicine is so expensive. s reason."

"……"so?McGarl said oh, feeling secretly relieved, but he also knew that everything should not be pushed further, so he resisted the shamelessness and continued to ask Dagou what kind of mentality it was that gave him such expensive medicine.The black pupils turned back and forth in the eyes, and finally began to find nothing to say: "How long have I been asleep?"

"It's almost daylight now."

"Oh, what were you looking at before I woke up?"

"Fuck your ass."

"Ask you as a walruser, Captain."

For the safety of the fleet, when the walrusers or navigators ask about the direction of the fleet, the captain is obliged to tell them the real situation—from article No.40 of the "Windfury Public Contract", which is used to restrain the captain. During the contract, in order to show fairness, Captain Turtle Hair set the rules himself.Thinking that this time he was really shooting himself in the foot, the man sighed, and said helplessly, "Because you've become smarter?"

McGarl laughed, saying that the compliment was very useful.

"..." Caesar paused, "Nautical chart."

McGarr stopped laughing, thinking that you are not fucking talking nonsense, so if you look at it so carefully with a magnifying glass, you can still be a erotic figure.

"You can't just read half-tones in reading." Seeing the bewildered expression on Comrade Walrus's face, Caesar stretched out his hand in a good mood and tickled his chin. "Have you heard the story of the Fountain of Youth?"

Fountain of youth? ...Does it count as seeing it on TV?McGarl froze for a moment, and said, "At the end of the world?"

"...?" Caesar was a little puzzled why the black-haired young man would say this word, but he still nodded hesitantly, "Well, most people can't get there."

"Need the mermaid's tears?" McGarr got up a little, and said a little excitedly, "Is there any other gold cup left by the captain?"

The man frowned: "What's the mess?"

McGall: "..."

"At least 35 years ago, everything about the Fountain of Youth was just a legend. But I heard from Margaretta that Lyle, the captain of the Lady Lovibon, had been to the Fountain of Youth - and my father, as Mrs. Lovibon's first mate Reince. Because they had been to the Fountain of Youth, they should have obtained the right of immortality, but they died in the bottom of the sea due to various reasons. The Sea God took pity on them, so they fulfilled their last wishes after death."

McGall: "How reliable is it?"

Caesar was silent for a second, then said, "Very high."

"..." Megal, who thought the other party would say "zero", was shocked.

"Margarita should know something I don't know, but she doesn't want to tell me." Caesar frowned, "If it is really the existence of the Fountain of Youth that made Reince and Lyle's last words come true Curse, to unravel these curses, I really can’t think of any other way than to go to this legendary place.”

kindness?

I always feel like something is wrong...

For a moment, McGarl seemed to think of something.

However, this flash of thought disappeared too quickly, so fast that he had no time to catch it.

The black-haired young man frowned subconsciously, his eyes wandered vaguely, and finally fixed on the map on the table not far away: "You mean, the one you snatched from Juan II Does the map point to the Fountain of Youth?"

"No." Caesar's voice sounded very calm, "A mermaid must lead the way to the Fountain of Youth. The map points to the mermaid's hometown. It is in the Mediterranean Sea. It may be an island or a sea area. The only thing that is certain is , none of us would get there without a map."

"Then you found it now?" McGarl frowned even more, for some reason, he didn't want to hear an affirmative answer at all.

"No, there are still many mysteries on the map, and I think I still lack something to solve."

McGarl breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Caesar turned his head, took a deep look at him, and said, "But hurry up, I can find that thing soon."

After saying that, he moved, and took out a small wooden box from his waist. The wooden box was very delicate and familiar. McGarl took it over and looked at it, and suddenly found that he seemed to have seen it in Leosa's waist. It—that's right, this exquisite little box has been hanging on the red-haired boy's waist like a treasure, why did it get to the big dog now?

robbed?

McGarl glanced up at Caesar, and then got a very positive answer from the expression on Caesar's face - the cliff was snatched.

Why is this elder brother always bullying his younger brother when he is full and has nothing to do? ...Ah, although Leosa is also an uneasy brat, it is true.McGarl curled his lips, pressed his fingertips lightly, and easily opened the wooden box——

Inside is a compass.

... Specifically, a compass that doesn't point in the right direction at all.

"Broken?" McGarl grabbed the wooden box and shook it, then took it off, looked at it in front of his eyes, and found that the broken thing was still motionless.

"Your garbage recycling station?" Comrade walrustman looked up at his captain, "show it to me like a baby—I can't just jump up and forcefully kiss you now, can I?"

"Even if you can move freely now, you will be broken by me at the first second when you jump up," Caesar said calmly, "I have a lot of compass, so I don't need to go out and grab that dead dwarf." ?—there is only one of these things in the whole Mediterranean, and it was tricked by Leoza from the witch by rolling around like a baby... Oh, by the way, the medicine on your back was also given by that witch."

"It sounds like that witch is also one of your lovers." McGarr was full of doubts, grasping the point that was not the point.

Caesar: "Cough."

McGarr: "Sure enough."

Kaiser frowned: "Ah, but there is no contact anymore—after she knew that I have two sons in Germany... I always feel that this is probably the reason why she gave this compass to Leosa. The whole Mediterranean knows that I have been Looking for this thing."

McGarr: "You actually have two sons!"

Caesar: "But I don't know who my mother is. She left it at the gate of my yard in the middle of the night."

McGarr: "...so in the end you snatched the broken compass from Leosa."

Caesar: "The topic is back?"

"I'm trying to avoid embarrassment," McGarr stretched out his claws and scratched the captain's chin. "Can you cooperate and stop chasing and stalking me if there are steps, and answer my question."

"It's not a bad compass," the man frowned, "...close your eyes."

"Why?" McGarl's eyes widened, "After knowing that you are the father of two brats, I'm not sure if I want to kiss you."

"Think about the place you most want to go, or the person you most want to see."

"Well?"

"Just do it, aren't you curious baby?"

"..." Curiosity is a symbol of youth, okay?McGarl curled his lips, closed his eyes reluctantly, and complained in his heart...

At this time, the door of the captain's lounge was pushed open, and the cheerful voice of the red-haired mate came——

"Captain, the rain has stopped—hey, what are you doing?"

The captain did not turn his head, as if Lake was a lump of air. He propped his head on one hand, leaning lazily on the edge of the sofa, his amber pupils looked at McGarl, and then realized that he slowly shifted to the black-haired young man. On the compass in the man's hand, after a snort, he said slowly: "Have you figured it out? Now open your eyes and see where the compass in your hand is pointing—"

The captain's voice died in his throat.

Standing at the door, Lake realized that in the captain's lounge, the eyes of those two people were first glued to the small wooden box in McGarr's hand at the same time, and then they all focused on him at the same time.

...and the captain's eyes looked like he was going to eat people.

... Mom, it's scary to save lives! !

"..." Lying on the sofa, McGarr, who felt that the atmosphere was not right, snapped the wooden box in his hand, and said very calmly, "I think I can explain it."

Caesar: "..."

Rick: "Quickly explain!"

McGarl: "Move away."

It was rare for Lake to be obedient, and he moved away immediately, and ran far away.

McGarr reopened the box and brought it to Caesar, muttering: "Look, northeast, this is... the direction of my home."

Caesar: "..."

McGarr said helplessly: "It really has nothing to do with Lake."

Lake: "Yes, no matter what you are talking about, it has nothing to do with me!"

Caesar: "..."

McGarl slammed the wooden box shut, stretched out his hand and poked Caesar: "Why are you still making such a stinky face? ... Who doesn't have parents yet, I really like you, but before that, I have to like you more My parents, ouch, I said the captain is grown up, are you worthy of being jealous with them?"