captain migraine

Once upon a time, there was a boy who was always sick, so no one would play with him.Until one winter, when the first heavy snow fell from the sky, the little boy built a little snowman, and he asked the snowman, "Can I hug you?"

The little snowman asked back: "Why?"

The little boy said: "Because I like you."

The little snowman fell into his arms silently.The next second, he heard the little snowman whispering in his ear: "I traveled through the four seasons just to melt into your arms, thank you for liking me."

The next day, the little boy died of a bad cold.

Above, we titled this story "The Unbearable Love of My Life."

After proving the affectionate confession of "I came to this world only because of you" with strength, Comrade Walrus, who has theoretically "obtained" the "unbearable love in life" from the head of Stormrage, sat on the carpet in the captain's lounge, thinking ——He couldn't figure out why the man who swore "Okay, I'm yours" three minutes ago could change his face from red face to black face at this moment, and immediately put on a face. The appearance of being tortured.

What about the couple's life at sea when they agreed to file a case?

Damn, love, love, love, love, can't finish it? !

No, I saw the domineering man sitting on the armchair, leaning forward slightly, looking down at his little slave.After watching the spectacle of "opening the wooden box with one finger", the captain's first words were——

"Pervert fisherman, what are you?"

What what?Lao Tzu is a man who is going to be a pirate chief's man.McGarr sat on the carpet and raised his eyebrows. His first reaction was that Caesar was cursing—but when he looked up and saw the tangled and hesitant look on the captain’s face, McGarl realized that the captain was asking him seriously. A question that may be looming now.

The expression on Caesar’s face is not new to McGarr, and he also had this expression last month when the man sent a crew member who raped a woman to the gallows—well, in other words, McGarl felt that if I can't answer well. For the sake of love and peace, maybe Caesar will burn him to death as a heterogeneous person.

……

Zhizhi said that the one who can open the wooden box must be "a person who does not exist in this world", so Caesar cannot open it, Leosa cannot open it, and neither can Reike.

Luo Chenzhou, who traveled from hundreds of years later, opened it, because he is Luo Chenzhou.

McGarr fell into silence, and there was a wooden box with the lid open in his hand. According to legend, the little fish with only seven seconds of memory was swimming around heartlessly in the box. Its whole body was transparent and the organs in its body could be seen. , there is a little red on the tail, when the tail swings flexibly, there will be a sound of water splashing from the wooden box.

Leosa squatted next to him—it was the first time that McGarl saw such a real expression on the face of this kid, not angry, not coquettish, nor pretending to be cute, he stared at those big golden eyes , staring at Megal, with worry written all over her face... It seemed that even Leoza was worried that Caesar would be unhappy, so he burned Megal for fun.

After living for more than twenty years, I ended up worrying a junior high school student.The black-haired young man paused in pain, and suddenly wanted to reach out and stroke the hair of the red-haired boy who was squatting next to him, regardless of previous suspicions——

Caesar stopped him before his hand touched the top of his head.

"To be my person, you must be conscious, and don't just reach out and touch dirty things."

...to be your man?

Wait, there seems to be something wrong with the subject-verb-object order... McGarr muttered, retracting his paws under Caesar's dissatisfied gaze. He sat cross-legged on the soft carpet with his head down, and absently moved his hands once and for all. Pull the wool from the blanket.Ignoring Leosa grinning at him, Caesar had a rare patience. He maintained his original posture and watched his expensive animal hair carpet being bald by the little slave. Knocking on the armchair, he asked in a deep voice, "Are you human?"

This shit question is really level.

McGarl was overjoyed, he raised his head and looked at Caesar: "I am not a fucking human? You have kissed, touched and used it, do you think I am human? Is it hot and humid?"

The black sea wolf was left speechless by the question. For the first time, the captain showed a little embarrassed look on his face.

But Leosa, who was squatting aside and couldn't grasp the point, said surprisingly: "You two did it?"

"No," McGarr squinted at Caesar, "but soon."

Caesar: "..."

McGarl: "Would you like to bet and admit defeat, okay?"

Caesar: "How do you explain Zhizhi's phrase 'people who don't exist in this world'?"

"I can't explain it," McGarl spread his hands, "I didn't say this, you can ask whoever said it. After all, do you believe that one day humans will sit on metal objects and fly like birds above the clouds? "

Caesar: "I don't believe it."

"Look." Comrade Walrus spread his hands again, "That's my world."

Caesar showed a trace of disdain on his face: "You mean you are a god? You are kidding me, huh?"

"Fuck! I have the ability to play tricks on you?" The logic of the dog's head of the big dog made McGarl want to beat the ground, "Whoever told you that flying in the sky must be a god—forget it, I come from a technologically advanced civilization Society, I can't tell you primitive people!"

Caesar couldn't understand a word of what McGarr was talking about, but at least he understood the tone of the little slave's speech-the most unbearable thing in this life of the aloof black sea wolf is that someone dares to show his superiority in front of him.His complexion sank, he stood up, easily picked up the black-haired young man from the ground, slapped his butt hard as punishment, and the man put him on the armchair he was originally sitting on.

The place where the butt was slapped was not very painful, but it was a little numb, which made the brain not function well.

Megal sat on the soft armchair with a dull face, his hands were placed on the armrests obediently, and his posture was as standard as a condemned prisoner sitting on the electric chair-in fact, this is a very good metaphor, because Caesar stood in front of him, with his hands on the side of the armrest, the man bent down, the handsome face with the perfect scar on his eyes was almost touching his face, McGarr raised his eyelids , I feel that I have indeed sat on an electric chair.

Now Comrade Walrus is full of electricity all over his body, and the little brothers are so energetic that the lower body is about to dance the bullfight dance.

"Didn't you follow the Oriental ship in the Mediterranean Sea?"

"No."

"Then how did you get here?"

"When I woke up, I found myself soaking in the sea. My country, my family and my friends were all gone. Old Fant picked me up."

McGarl was honest, he knew that Caesar was playing his ultimate skill of seduction again, and then he was only responsible for standing next to the trap dug for him by the big dog, smiling evilly, slapping his buttocks, and then gracefully... ...jump down.

McGarr straightened up and got closer to the man: "I come from hundreds of years later, where ships are made of metal, and people can fly in the sky in vehicles. It only takes ten hours from my country to Germany."

Caesar stared at the walrus man and didn't speak for a long time. He looked into those black eyes, as if trying to see the flaws in the other's eyes... But he failed, raised an eyebrow, and finally the man said lightly——

"Bullshit."

"..."

McGarl was stunned.

The most irritating thing in the world is that when you lie, the other party thinks you are an honest and good person. After you finally tell the truth, they ask you why the hell you lie!

Ignoring a black-haired young man who rolled his eyes violently sitting on the chair, the man stretched out his long hand and easily placed the wooden box on the table next to them—with a bit of strength, the water in the box splashed all over the table Not to mention, even the fish was thrown out. The little fish was struggling and thrashing on the wet table, which made Leoza scream in fright. Caesar ignored him and pinched the tail of the little fish expressionlessly. Throw it back in the box.

McGarl stretched his head to have a look, and was surprised to find that no matter how hard they tossed, the water in the wooden box seemed to never decrease—he couldn't help but rang out a news that he had seen before, saying that it was a certain news from Hong Kong. A big guy bought a broken stone at a sky-high price, and the stone miraculously put it in an empty bowl, and inexplicably filled a bowl of clear water overnight... Later, curiosity killed the cat, and the big guy couldn't help it I always wanted to know the secret of that stone, and broke the stone——

The stone is divided into two, and inside there is a pool of clear water, a piece of cinnabar, and a small transparent fish.

The little fish died the next day, and was paid hundreds of millions of dollars in water tickets. The soil turtle couldn't stand the excitement, and jumped off the building.

Later, a professional person came out and said that this thing is a living fossil and has a history of hundreds of years. In ancient times, there was no compass or when the compass failed, navigators specially raised it for navigation pointing. There is a proper term called it. "Sinan fish".

A small transparent fish with a little red tail and a long and wide little finger.

McGarl was stunned, and suddenly felt that the wooden box in front of him seemed to be inextricably linked with the great motherland.

The pensive walruser caught the captain's attention.

Squeezing his chin, he straightened his face towards himself, he propped himself up on the armchair, his tall figure completely enveloped the walrus man, if he ignored the protests from Leosa next to him, the current atmosphere is very suitable something.

"You know it."

Caesar's tone was even, and when he spoke, his lips almost touched the corners of McGarl's.

He used declarative sentences.

McGarr moved his fingers, but did not answer.

Like it, doesn't mean it has to be.

In silence, the man stretched out his fingers and pushed the delicate wooden box towards Megal.Caesar lowered his voice and coaxed: "You know how to use it."

"……do not know."

In the silent captain's lounge, McGarr's dry voice sounded, and he didn't sound embarrassed at all: "It's good to open it, and you still expect me to teach you how to use it? It's also the first time I've seen this thing. You think it’s a hen, you can tell it what to do after giving birth to a chick—and people’s memory is only seven seconds, I’ve already forgotten who I am—”

As he said that, Comrade Walrus paused for a moment, pouted his lips, and did not miss any opportunity to mock Caesar and added: "It's the same as you. Maybe you two can resonate, do you want to try?"