captain migraine

Once upon a time there was a man who said to his lover: When I come back from a victorious battle, I will marry you.

Later, the man died.

Once upon a time, there was a man who said to his wife: When I come back from a victorious battle, our baby will be running all over the place. When the time comes, remember to let him call me daddy.

Later, the man died.

Once upon a time there was a man who said to his brother who grew up wearing a pair of underpants: When I come back from a victorious battle, I will ask you for help.

Later, the man died.

Once upon a time there was a man who told the village chief: When I come back from a victorious battle, I will build roads for our village.

Later, this man... he was still dead.

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Lord Caesar thought he had said a love word that could never be surpassed in this life, but when he tilted his head and stared expressionlessly at the walrusman waiting for the other party's answer, McGarl stretched out his hand to hold Caesar's dog's face solemnly. , solemnly asked him to "don't say such an unlucky thing", so the man's face was instantly shattered with arrogance and "seeking praise", his face was full of bewilderment and he was seriously offended.

The next day, the sun rose and set, and night fell again.

The moon finally showed half of its face from behind the thick clouds, just like Caesar said, tonight is an excellent full moon night.The layers of fog surrounding the island have dissipated a bit, and looking around, the mermaid's hometown is surrounded by an endless vast black sea area - when there is sunlight during the day, the crystal clear sea water turns into a deep sea under the moonlight. Dark blue, the sea breeze blows at night, and the calm sea in the day also has waves and waves.

Caesar personally led seven or eight people into a small boat, including the first mate of the Hornet and the captain of the charge——Rake was forcibly left on the shore by Caesar. Regarding this, the original words of the captain were—"I If you are dying, the Stormrage will be yours."

Regarding the right to inherit the largest fleet in the Mediterranean Sea, the red-haired first officer curled his lips in disdain.However, under his leadership, a long row of torches was lit along the shore of the reef area. The pirates stood in place holding the torches, and thousands of pairs of eyes fixedly stared at their leader rowing the wretched ship. The crude wooden boat slowly rowed towards the sea, and the torches were blown left and right in the sea breeze. From a distance, the dots of torches were connected together, like a long giant dragon swimming!

Caesar held the oars himself, and he rowed the wooden boat to a wide area of ​​water. At first glance, the location seemed to be chosen randomly, but if you think about it carefully, you will find that the place Caesar came to with the boat It happened to be at the interface of a reef area, and behind him was a black reef that could not retreat——

McGarr thought for a while, and felt that this terrain was like a "skin mess".In his last life, McGarl had seen this kind of thing in his hometown. It was an old handicraft tool specially used to catch foxes——"Leather Hunton" is actually worthy of the name. It is a special leather bag. There is a secret medicine in the pocket, and even the fox with the most sensitive sense of smell can't smell it. This skin has a hexagonal opening that can only enter and cannot exit. The outer opening is round, and both foxes and yellow skins can get in. The mouth, the leather pouch is hexagonal, and it fits into the bones of the yellow leather. The body of this animal can shrink, but the hexagonal hole cannot be drilled. Clamp until it dies.

When Caesar rowed the ship across the port, the first mate of the Wasp stood at the stern, holding a huge kerosene in his hand. When Caesar rowed the wooden boat, he was responsible for pouring the kerosene in the barrel evenly along the water marks. on the sea-

Kerosene is mixed with fish oil and fish liver to cover up the smell, mixed in the wet sea breeze, almost nothing can be smelled——

The interface of the reef area is like the hexagonal mouth of the skin ravioli.

In the reefs surrounded by the Captain’s ship, the pirates in charge of casting nets have already been ambushed. When the mermaids surface and jump out to snatch the men, they only need an order from Caesar, and the sailors will light the fire. Zhezi ignited the junction of the reef area into a line of fire. Mermaids are naturally afraid of fire. In a panic, there will inevitably be a few of them swimming to the dead end. At that time, the sailors who have already drawn up their nets waiting there Can catch them all.

And as the central figure of the whole plan, the captain stands on the boat with his hands behind his back and a blank expression on his face. He is tall, mighty, and physically strong. He is like the secret medicine in the ravioli, specially seducing those mermaids who have been hungry and thirsty for an unknown number of years. Take the bait.

He was holding a cigarette, and the lit part of the tobacco flickered on and off, making it very conspicuous in the dark night.The sea breeze messed up the man's flaxen hair. He turned sideways and threw the tobacco into the sea. Then, in a very imperceptible posture, he glanced at the reef area behind him warningly.

Nobody noticed this little detail.

Except for a certain comrade walrus who never took his eyes off the captain from the beginning to the end, and accidentally met his eyes.

Yes, McGarr, who had a temporary sea phobia outbreak, chose to squat on the shore instead of following the boat himself.In this regard, the captain seems to agree very much. In his opinion, McGarr is "stupid, but he is still agile." Therefore, as the key point of the whole plan, the important task of igniting the kerosene line is To him and Rick—

"I thought you'd follow the boat."

As a bystander, Zhizhimao chuckled softly beside McGarr.

Comrade Walrus took a look at her, said nothing, and then turned his idiot's gaze back to the captain.

"Those mermaids have been hungry and thirsty for a long time. If I were them, I would definitely hold on to such a good guy as Caesar." Zhi Zhi lowered her voice with a smile, "It's better to expect them to fall into your trap than to expect them to fall into your trap." To compete for a man's head and blood, and then you go to take advantage of it—"

"Whoever robs me, come one and kill one, come two and kill one pair."

"To put it nicely, didn't you temporarily get that deep-sea phobia—"

"Shut up," McGarr said lightly, "You have such a loud voice, you scared the mermaids away."

"I hate it! You actually said that someone has a loud voice, hehehe, besides, isn't this what you want—"

Zhizhi spoke half of what she said, and was finally choked back by the calm gaze cast by McGarr——she curled her lips, hugged her knees and squatted obediently beside the walrus man, but turned her head, and found that the eyes of the people around her seemed to never stop. He never left a certain point—following his gaze, he finally stopped on the surface of the sea without any suspense, on the man standing on the wooden boat.The beautiful girl pouted, but she didn't protest, she just sighed deeply, and then she didn't make a sound again.

At the same time, on the sea——

After waiting quietly for a while, nothing happened on the calm sea, and this finally exhausted Master Black Sea Wolf's already limited patience.Lifting his foot, Caesar unceremoniously kicked the ass of the first mate of the Wasp, and asked in an arrogant and nasty manner, "Hey, sing a song and listen to it."

The first mate of the Wasp, who was lying on the side of the boat looking at the sea, was kicked by surprise and almost fell headfirst into the sea. He clutched his butt and turned around angrily and yelled loudly: "Hey—what—what are you singing? , singing a fart song at this time??!"

"Whatever you want." The man's eyes flicked across the distant sea, he looked up and down Leosa's first mate, and ordered him to speak confidently, "Just don't sing too badly - just treat it as a relief. "

To amuse yourself, why don't you take on board that woman you bought from Menorca, and amuse yourself all you want.The depressed first officer pulled his beard, looked around and found that everyone on the ship was staring at him, and then looked up at Caesar. The man stared at him seriously, as if he was really waiting for him to sing to everyone relieve boredom——

What the hell is going on?

The first mate who couldn't figure it out was so embarrassed that he was forced to jump over the wall in the end, and hummed a couple of out-of-key songs at the top of his throat... The first mate of the Wasp was so depressed that he could sing ass like a bastard. These two sentences were the last time he heard sailors from other fleets sing in a tavern in Spain, and those sailors were really good enough, just this one song back and forth, and sang it over and over all night, very brainwashed, So much so that Caesar asked him to sing, and this was what he opened his mouth——

He really thought that his singing would be dismissed by bad reviews immediately, but he didn't expect that the black sea wolf standing in the middle of the boat raised the corners of his lips silently.

Someone died young,

The lowered flag no longer flies.

According to the custom of sailors,

Corpses wrapped in sails—

A more accurate and gentle tone sounded from the man's direction along with a soft hum that seemed to come from deep in the throat.The Hornet was stunned for a long time, but he didn't stop humming in his mouth. Accompanied by his pentatonic rhythm, Caesar's singing became even deeper and hoarse. The notes were familiar and moving, not like The touching singing voice of a woman seems to be able to be crushed, mixed with the whistling sea breeze in the ear, and spread far and far——

It was a slow, mournful German song.

The general idea of ​​the lyrics is that the life of a pirate will wither one day, he may be sick, he may be hanged for desertion or hanged from the mast and tortured to death, he may die under the enemy's knife in the boarding battle , or may fail to fall into the sea and be swept away by the rolling waves-at this time, their companions will put his body in a canvas bag, hang heavy objects on his feet, put it on a wooden board, and push forward. Sea.

Then a living life disappeared into this world without a sound like this——

His friends, his relatives, his wife or his lover, just like all the wealth in his lively but short life, he will not bring it with him when he is born, and he will not take it with him when he dies.

Several people on the ship were moved by Caesar's humming. The men hummed this ancient sea song. A blazing torch, one person, two people, five people... Finally, the low humming became more and more majestic——

Tighten it up with a rope,

Push him overboard.

We cannot give you a cross,

There is not a single flower on the sea,

Above the sailor's grave, there are only waves, only sunlight!

Perhaps some of them are not in tune, but they sang very earnestly. Their different skin colors, different hair colors or different pupils jumped or flashed under the firelight, and the singing seemed to interweave into the most magnificent song in the world. The sonata, spread to the sky for a long time, it seems that everyone is praying to the gods he believes in and missing the coast of his hometown——

A silver light suddenly flashed on the distant sea surface.

Standing on the wooden boat, Caesar was still humming his song in a deep and gentle manner. Only those who put all their attention on him could realize that at this moment, all the muscles in the man's body suddenly tightened, and he was domineering and cold. No matter how far away he was, he couldn't ignore the explosion. Under the moonlight, he slowly raised the corners of his lips——

The turbulent sea seemed to have been silently cast a spell, and suddenly became calm.

On the surface of the sea, countless water marks are regularly paddling towards the wooden boat from a distance!

The men's singing was suddenly mixed with a soft and beautiful female voice, which came from afar, like the sound of heaven——

On the reef area, the pirates looked at each other, exchanging a confused and fearful look!However, they did not dare to stop singing, or in other words, they could not stop at all—the elegant singing voice seemed to lure the sailors silently, and they sang that song forever... They turned their heads and stared at it. Facing the surface of the sea, the heart beat powerfully and quickly in the chest. When the fire light illuminated the sea area closest to the reef area, they could easily see dozens of women slowly emerging from the surface of the water——

They have the most beautiful faces in the world, small noses, Sai Xue's skin, and their eyes are like the most beautiful gems in the world, which are also very bright and beautiful in the dark night.

They gracefully swim towards the wooden boat in the middle of the sea. When they swim fast, their silver or golden tail fins can occasionally be seen on the sea surface, which are transparent, thin, and glittering with water, as if from ancient The most valuable textiles in the East—

Almost everyone is taken away by their beauty.

Behind Caesar, a sailor even put his hand into those wet and cold catkins, but in the next second, he only felt the wooden boat shaking slightly, a black shadow flashed in front of him, and green sticky and smelly blood splashed He looked at his face, the cold stench brought him back to his senses for a little bit——

The smile on the face of the mermaid who was about to succeed instantly became distorted. Her beautiful Yi Yi was as ugly as a ghost from hell because of pain and anger. She hugged the severed arm whose palm had been cut off and rushed towards the wooden boat. The handsome man as cold as ice showed his sharp fangs——

"Burn it for me."

In the icy sea breeze, the man's voice was deep and magnetic, but it was like a thunder from the sky, awakening all the sailors who were addicted to the illusion of mermaids.