captain migraine

Do you think the sailors shrank when encountering such a high-risk task?

Then you are wrong, the level of registration is unprecedentedly enthusiastic, just like the "super pirate" that the Mediterranean Sea is preparing to audition for, the applicants line up from the top of the meeting room to the deck, the number is so large that the captain impatiently begins to think about it Reduce the number of officials on his ship—the most surprising thing is that Leoza also ran to the back and lined up, and even fought with Reike to grab the front row.

"Go out and fight, big trash." The captain propped his chin with one hand, and said disdainfully, "Short, don't you claim to be faithful to my walrus crew for a long time, what are you doing here in line?"

Leosa punched Leike hard, and while Leike was hit by his strange force and flew into the gap at the other end of the cabin where he couldn't get up, the red-haired boy spat out the blood foam that was beaten out of his mouth.He frowned, showing a rare embarrassment on his face, quickly glanced at a paralyzed person next to the black sea wolf, and then looked away with an unnatural expression——

"I want you to take care of it, Ba Po." The red-haired boy said in a nasty voice.

McGarl: "?"

"It's just about caring for the family." The captain had a wicked look on his face.

"I never thought of you as my elder brother!" The kid frowned.

"Great, with a younger brother like you, I will definitely lose ten years of life."

The man snapped his fingers, his amber eyes narrowed slightly, and his gaze swept across Leosa's waist. When he noticed that the other party wanted to reach out to touch his magical compass unnaturally, the man's eyes flashed With a clear light, the corners of his lips were raised playfully.

Caesar: "Well, is that so?"

Leosa: "..."

Then Leosa overturned the table and dashed out of the cabin with big orangutan-like strides, her face flushed like the freshest tomato.

Caesar laughed.

Finally, at the request of the captain, several officials who took pictures in front put the table back to its original position, and the registration continued—almost all the officials were unwilling to let go of this opportunity to get in touch with this beautiful non-human creature. This group of pirates, no matter how big the officials are, they are still a group of heavy tastes after all.

……

That night, McGarr was sitting on the big bed where the captain had already changed the sheets, while Caesar was lying on his special soft pillow, holding a long list with almost a hundred signatures in his hands, thinking silently.

McGarl: "Who do you want to go?"

Caesar: "Rake."

McGarl: "What's the reason?"

Caesar glanced at the walrus officer with a curious face: "In the harbor of the mermaid, there are not many people who can stay awake. The voice of the mermaid is charming, even the juvenile fish have this ability. We can't hear their voices." It doesn’t mean they are really dumb—I want someone who can keep a clear head to complete this task for me at all times, it’s for their own good.”

McGarr: "Then I'll sign up too. I was sober at that time, and I only had eyes for you who were about to be dragged away by the mermaid."

Caesar said blankly, "I don't want to be dragged away, even if you don't come, I can kill that mermaid by myself."

McGarl smiled, just keep your mouth shut.

He pointed at the registration form and said, "Add my name quickly."

Caesar: "Rejected. A cripple must look like a cripple, and a person who needs to be served by Lao Tzu to eat and drink, still wants to pick up girls?"

McGall: "..."

Caesar: "Go to sleep."

McGarr: "I have a reason, you see, I am so bent, I only have eyes for you, and I must be firm and unshakable in the face of beautiful women—"

Caesar: "I don't want to hear it, go to sleep. I'll count to three, one, two—"

The captain was the most threatening, and McGarl turned over with a curled lip, hugged the blanket and covered his head viciously, announcing the end of the conversation.

Pillow wind and so on are indeed deceiving.

……

The next morning, at the breakfast table where the officials gathered, Caesar announced that this year's super pirate election was won by first mate Lake—for this selection, Caesar had his own set of scoring criteria, and he didn't even want to The self-proclaimed fairness announced the scoring process, such as: Lake, the position of chief mate.During the last mermaid catching activity, he kept his mind clear throughout the whole process, and his resistance to the mermaid's charm was eight points; if the bottom was big enough, one point would be added; if the captain went through the back door selfishly, one point would be added.

[-] out of [-], so Lake wins.

All the pirates: "..."

Apart from being silent, they couldn't make another expression.McGarr curiously grabbed the score sheet in Caesar's hand, and found his name at the end of the registration form, next to the captain's big characters: McGarr, post walrus observer.Disabled one, zero points.

McGall: "..."

At this moment, Comrade Walrus is very curious about how such a logical captain managed to make this group of shaking M crew members swear by him. To be precise, it seems that the fact that the big dog can become the captain is really true now. Incredible.

Under the resentful eyes of everyone, the adult ceremony of the minor fish fell on the head of the first mate, Lake. For this honor, the red-haired mate was very proud. During the next day's routine training Zhongdu was so excited that he almost threw his opponent into the sea during the deck hand-to-hand combat practice.

Merfolk are nocturnal creatures, and they are groggy during the day, which is definitely not a good time for a rite of passage.But these days the full moon had just passed, and the moon hadn't completely hid in the clouds, so Caesar decided to hurry up and solve this matter, so Lake was arranged to help the mermaid complete the coming-of-age ceremony immediately that night.

That afternoon, while everyone was envious, jealous and sweating for Rick, McGarr had lived for 20 years and began to learn how to walk again. The captain grabbed his arm behind him and asked him to lift up Feet, and when a man got impatient, he would even violently kick his shin with his foot-the whole thing was not suitable for a teacher, and McGarr couldn't understand why he was so interested in teaching him to walk.

After being inexplicably scolded for not being able to use his knees again, McGarr finally couldn't help asking this question.

"Because I don't want to carry you around every day," the man said viciously, with a cigarette in his mouth, "Do you think you are light?"

"..."

"Study hard," the captain demanded ferociously, "Even if you climb today, you will climb to the hatch by yourself."

"..."

"I'm used to you!"

"..."

Fuck, where did this old woman get her tone, Captain!

Just when the walrus officer felt that his whole body was about to break down, the man suddenly remembered the ferocity on his face, and began to adopt a soft policy, he stretched out his thumb and lifted the walrus officer's With a small chin, the smell of tobacco sprayed the black-haired young man's face when he spoke——

"Study hard, and I will reward you for your progress today."

Because Caesar's smile was very ambiguous when he said it, before dinner that afternoon, McGarr really struggled to climb to the front door of the captain's lounge with his own strength.When the man followed behind and picked up his not-so-slender waist and put it on his shoulders to announce the end of today's training, Comrade Walrus was so moved that he almost shed tears.

"Is it a success?"

"Calculate."

"What about the reward?"

"Let's talk about it tonight."

Tonight?

Good evening, generally speaking, there are usually many good things that can be done at night.

With all kinds of fantasies, McGarl ate a large piece of extra meat for dinner.

After dinner, the crew all dispersed to the deck to rest. Megall was held by Caesar on his shoulders. He was about to ask Caesar when he could redeem his rewards, but suddenly found that their way forward was not right——

Going back to the captain's lounge is going up, but now, the captain is carrying him downstairs.

They actually came to the empty hold.

And yesterday afternoon, the dying mermaid girl had been transferred to the bilge of the Fury by the sailors. At this moment, in the new clean seawater pool, the mermaid was slowing down. Swimming slowly underwater, the mermaid seems to have a natural affection and tendency towards strong men. When Caesar came to the bottom, the mermaid, who hadn't surfaced for a whole day, floated up, holding a dying man in his hand. fish, trying to stretch his arms to hand to Caesar.

Nosy walruser on the captain's shoulder: "You're being courted."

Caesar stopped, turned around helplessly, took the half-dead fish and stuffed it into the walrus officer's hand.

Holding a slippery and half-dead fish, the walrus officer with his hands covered in fishy paste: "..."

Caesar led McGahl up an iron ladder on the bulkhead of the ship, which seemed to be a switch. When the man kicked at a piece of wood that was obviously different in color, a door connected by iron chains The wooden gate fell down—

It was also at this time that McGarl found out that on the bulkhead of the bilge slightly higher than the pool, there was actually a rest cabin the size of two adult men—only a simple table and There are two beds, and there is even a candlestick on the table that seems to have been extinguished not long ago.

"A place for the night watchmen to take turns to rest." Facing the shocked face of the walrus officer, Caesar replied blankly, "Get ready, we will sleep here tonight."

"Huh?" The walrus officer's face was dull for a moment, "but it's not Lake tonight..."

"Yes." Caesar said, "I'm worried, and decided to keep an eye on it the whole time."

Once again, McGarl was taken aback by the captain's carelessness and logic.

The captain's face was paralyzed: "You look surprised."

"...Of course I'm surprised, you actually spy on people—wait, wait, can Rick agree?!"

"Probably won't agree," Caesar said naturally, "so I didn't tell him, you should be quiet then, so as not to disturb them."

"..."

McGarl suddenly began to thank the big dog for the zero points he gave him... When he was doing that, there was one more person watching from the side, and that person was still the big dog, damn it, just thinking about it hurts so much that the whole person will be hard from now on Can't get up (...).

Lying on the extremely narrow bed, McGarr thought about it and found something wrong——

The sweetheart actually wants to hide in a small space like a pervert and spy on other people doing that kind of thing...

What kind of rhythm is this?

Comrade Walrus's face collapsed, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't help being hard from now on, or even never love again.