captain migraine

Comrade Walrus, who often jumps into the sea with the pirates naked and swims collectively, is very calm about being stared at. He props up his upper body with his hands, turns back and pats the face behind him so dark that it can drip The captain who was out of ink had a big and strong arm: "I'm back to my senses."

"You didn't lock the door just now." Caesar's tone was not very good. His eyes followed the slashed shoulders of the black-haired young man all the way down, and his eyes slid across his butterfly bones like scanning. It is a declarative tone, even if you listen with your toes, you can easily hear how much dissatisfaction is filled in it.

"You didn't ask me to lock the door either," McGarr said innocently, then he paused, turned his head and met the man's gaze, "For discussion, you can take out your finger, and then we sit down Come down and discuss this in a normal position—ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yous--"

The captain casually took out a handkerchief from his trousers pocket and wiped his hands, and threw it on the ground in a very relieved manner. He stepped aside, stretched out his hand, and turned Comrade Walrus into his back on the narrow bed. Facing the resentful gaze, the man chuckled and said, "You asked me to take it out."

"Did I tell you to take it out so quickly—you will die if you take it easy, or will my ass bite off your fingers? You dragged out the intestines, you bastard!" McGarr rushed, clutching his butt Caesar rolled his eyes violently, his butt hurt hotly, and he truly experienced the pain that goes deep into the soul when a constipated person squats on the toilet.

Because of his inconvenient feet, the black-haired young man struggled to get up and patted the man sitting cross-legged at the end of the bed, and said in a drawn-out voice, "Okay, that's it for today, let's fight again next time... being so viciously insulted by Lake... After retaliating against the society for a while, I will soften down."

Caesar gave a grunt, and then said something that made McGarr gasp—he looked around the walrus crew up and down, and said in a tone that seemed to have just woken up from nowhere, "Yes, I see You're not that attractive anymore."

"You're right." McGarl took a deep breath, restrained the urge to jump up and bite off the man's neck, and showed a ferocious smile, "Anyway, I touched you, I saw you, and I kissed you too." Well, apart from carrying the gun to the battle and officially unsealing it for use, you’ve scolded Lao Tzu’s product that is still in the return period, and now you’re here to tell me that you’re not satisfied with the style? Are you the one who takes advantage of it—are you suitable for you?”

Facing the harsh sarcasm, the captain magnanimously stretched out his big palm, and patted the walruser's head full of righteous indignation like a child: "I didn't say I would return the goods."

"That's right, the sea is nothing but water, you have to find a place if you want to retreat!"

Caesar decided not to argue with him, and according to the piss of the walrusman who gave a pole and climbed up, they could discuss this issue here until it was dark the next day.

The needs in his heart were gone, so he had to solve his physical needs by himself. The man glanced at the walrus officer next to him, who was interested in coming and going faster. The cylinder that was about to explode, lamented that he seemed to have not used this method to relieve his desires for hundreds of years, and gently moved it from top to bottom. When he did this, the person who was about to watch was finally unwilling to be lonely, A hand caressily rubbed against the base of his thigh——

"Either come full set," Caesar snorted, "or don't touch me."

"Why?" McGarl chuckled, raising the corners of his eyes and squinting at the depressed man, "Why are you losing your temper with me? If you want to blame it, blame your Rick. If you didn't teach it well when you were young, if you want to The step before teaching him to open the door is to knock on the door instead of lifting his foot, as for masturbation here today?"

Caesar, who was educated for the first time and found himself unable to refute: "..."

McGarr: "But I still have to thank Rick. If it weren't for him, I would have let you do it by accident. Now that I think about it, I feel scared."

Caesar sneered very disdainfully, stretched out the hand that was busy doing up-and-down jigsaw exercises, and grabbed the walrus man's chin: "What was your original plan?"

"I'll fuck you."

"It's never going to happen."

"A man with a dream has a future," McGarr said shamelessly. He almost lay on the captain's lap. Taking advantage of the dim light in the cabin, he approached the man's upturned butt very academically. The thing that is almost stuck to the abdomen, "Will you solve it by yourself? It's almost peeling off—"

When he spoke, the hot breath of his breath sprayed on the huge body that was extremely sensitive at this moment, making it jump uncontrollably.

McGarl let out a very annoying "Ouch" and flinched back, "It's almost peeling off, why are you still so energetic?" A sense of superiority as a modern single male college student arises spontaneously - we may not be as good as others No, when it comes to masturbating alone, it's a top-notch training (...)!

McGarl laughed so hard that he could hardly find his eyes, and was about to start a few more taunts, when suddenly the big hand that had pinched his chin pushed his head down hard, and the walrus man, who was half-smiling, In this way, the mouth accurately contained the tip of the man's painfully secreted transparent liquid.

The walrus man's schadenfreude grin froze on his face.

The captain raised the corners of his lips and snorted as a matter of course: "Then you come."

One hand stroked the stiff body of the upper body and the lower body, and touched his firm buttocks with appreciation. When he heard the person holding his lower body gasping vaguely, the scorching breath Sprayed under his body, where the place that had already endured to the limit could bear this kind of stimulation, under the moist and moist package, it jumped up and down with vigor——

The walrus, who was afraid of being shot in the face again, hurriedly moved away, and after two piss, he grabbed Caesar's own hand and threw it on his thing in disgust——

The man rubbed his front end with his fingertips helplessly, and then released it.

It was definitely the most forced orgasm he'd ever had in his life. ... The man paused, and then under McGarr's mocking eyes, he bent down helplessly and picked up the handkerchief that had been thrown on the ground to wipe his hands again, then picked up the walrus again and kicked open the door of the peeping cabin , followed the bulkhead stairs back to the hold—

Lake has already left, and the bottom cabin is very quiet at this moment, and the sound of the mermaid in the pool scratching the water surface can be vaguely heard when swimming. On the stairs leading from the deck to the bottom cabin, the morning sun is shining. Shining on the top few stairs, the dust danced under the sunshine, and it was already dawn.

……

What McGarr didn't expect was that the crew of the Stormrage were also less gossipy.

When Caesar carried him back to the deck, starting from the exit leading to the deck, there were two rows of pirates standing there, like the waiters at the entrance of the hotel who specially bowed and called "Welcome", a group of missing arms and legs with hideous faces Pirates who never shaved their hands and feet stood on the deck. When Caesar and the others appeared, hundreds of pairs of eyes "looked to the right" in unison, as if someone was chanting slogans in the rear——

This situation made the captain of the Stormrage stunned.

"What are you doing?" Caesar asked calmly, expressionless.

"When I came up this morning, a group of pirates were about to go down on duty, and I stopped them." On the second deck, the red-haired first mate of the Stormrage stood crookedly, holding a glass of rum in his hand, smiling. Lie on the side of the railing on the second deck, he was more energetic than anyone else after a night of indulgence and sleeplessness, the light in his eyes lit up, "I told them that the captain and the walrus don't want anyone to disturb them."

Caesar: "..."

Lake: "You guys came out a little faster than I thought, I didn't prepare breakfast for you two, don't you mind?"

Caesar: "..."

"Okay, don't stand still, brothers," Rick put the wine glass by his feet, then straightened up, clapping his hands like a kindergarten teacher, "How did you teach you just now?"

The chief mate's words woke up the pirates as if in a dream. After a brief silence, a stammering "Congratulations, captain" was heard first from an unknown part of the team. Immediately afterwards, the deck of Stormrage seemed to explode When the pot was boiled, "I wish the captain a long life", "Long live the captain" and "Men are much better than women" were repeated like waves. Amidst the lively noise, McGarl was sure that he heard "Captain's man." "Such wonderful words.

The expression on the big dog's face is beautiful.

That kind of embarrassment, confusion, funny and annoyance mixed together is rare in a thousand years.

McGarl raised his eyes and found that at the end of the crowd, there was a long-haired young woman lying on the side of the boat. Zhizhi, who likes to be lively, obviously did not miss this opportunity to join in the fun. At this moment, she was happily booing with the crowd. Noticing McGarr's gaze, he even waved his arms to greet him!

When the pirates on the deck began to applaud wildly, and the drum and horn team also played the wedding music that they almost never touched in their lives, McGarl felt that he had encountered the most fucking dreamy thing since time travel——

Mermaids and ghost ships count as birds!

He had sex with a man, and early the next morning, hundreds of people cheered and applauded their sex, even with music.

The world is crazy!