captain migraine

Q: You took away my feelings, took away my heart and my money, how can you pay back? !

A: Take your dog's life back.

On this sunny spring afternoon, due to Old Fant’s unrestrained speech after drinking, all the sisters in special industries in the 27 taverns in Djerba Island knew that their small livers, thin skins and tender meats were clean The story of baby McGarr being abandoned by a stinky pirate.

Special industry sister A: Just treat it as being bitten by a dog.

Sister B in a special industry: He is wanted!Let that stinky man either get out of the Mediterranean special industry circle and find happiness on the opposite shore, or stay with his right hand for the rest of his life!

Special Industry Sister C: Sister hugs, my poor Megal!

Special industry sister D: I want you, marry me!

After McGarl stopped a special industry sister who wanted to lift her skirt and wanted to settle accounts with the important people of the Barberus brothers (completely mistaken the person), he learned from this drunkard in a crowded tavern that , the fleet of the Babelos Brothers who guarded this small Tunisian island for a whole week is finally ready to give up this optimal strategic position and set off on the road.

"I heard that Caesar is indeed dead, and his first mate, Mad Dog Reck, didn't seem to be planning to take revenge." He smiled and took a sip of cold light beer. The fleet was also taking advantage of the thunderstorm in Djerba Island. The pirates in the small fleet who were taking a rest said loudly, "My source of information is absolutely accurate—I heard that Brother Barberus spent three thousand gold coins for this news!"

"Fart your mother!" Another chubby sailor scolded with a smile, "The news of [-] gold coins can make you shout here?"

The fat sailor's words elicited bursts of laughter.

"Because the news is out of date." The pirate who was ridiculed flushed, and he put down his glass, his face was flushed with alcohol, he stood up unsteadily, and said in a voice that he could only hear, " And no one said that if you bought it with three thousand gold coins, it must be true news—”

When he was about to step out of the tavern, his arm was suddenly grabbed by a person from behind.

"En?" The drunk man looked back in a daze, only to see a young man with black hair and black pupils looking at him expressionlessly, "Ah, I know you - I know you - an Oriental , I once saw it on a painting of our captain, you should live in another continent—”

The pirate burped drunkenly and said, "Aha, young man who circles the globe, what do you want to know?—"

"True news." McGarr said lightly.

"True news." The sloppy man sneered and repeated, shaking his body unsteadily, "I can't know the real news, even if I know, I can't give you half a copper coin for free — Ah, yes yes, even if you have a different appearance from us, if you're a bitch, I'll—"

McGarr raised his eyebrows, let go of his hand, and then watched the pirate fall down.His nose hit the hard stone road in front of the tavern. Three seconds later, McGarr squatted down and turned the half-drunk pirate over. He looked at the bright red blood flowing out of the other's nostrils without blinking, and patted Looking at the other person's face, the young man raised the corners of his lips and asked without much emotion: "How are you doing?"

"Re-pay a bird! There is no return-I tell you! Brat! The era of the 'Black Sea Wolf Caesar' is over!"

The man stretched out his tongue and licked the nosebleed that flowed to his lips, and smacked his mouth with relish. He lay on the ground and stared at the blue sky in bewilderment. The young man squatting beside him said, more like talking to himself——

"My biggest wish in this life is to join this man's fleet—but I'm not worthy, and I can't get into that man's eyes... It's a pity, the Stormrage is nothing without Caesar... Ah, say Get up—Leoza should be happy, well, he should be happy, Caesar is dead, his time has come—to be honest, what is Brother Barberus? He can't even compare with Leoza , why compare it with the 'Storm' - Caesar died in the hands of this kind of people, fate, we pirates..."

The drunken pirate was still thinking about it on the ground, but McGar had stood up without any interest. Who was the "Leoza" who had been mentioned all the time, and he couldn't arouse his curiosity at all.

Behind him, only the pirate remained lying on the ground, drunk and sang a pirate song—

"Under the guidance of the skull and skull flag, Hiccup, we work hard to survive... We, Hiccup, are pirates... There is no, no tomorrow, pirates, never ending, in the seven seas... Hiccup, floating, floating pirates!"

……

On the same day, the fleet of the Barberus brothers set off and took away the dutiful son Lake by the way.

That night, there were two abandoned male creatures left at the dinner table.

One named Fante, aged 58, was abandoned by his most filial son.

One named Mai Jia, aged 21, was abandoned by his own pet.

Fante: "What are you doing here?"

Megal stretched his legs: "Pretend to be your son."

Fant: "If I had a son who sucked at Arabic, I'd throw him in the sea and feed the sharks and I'd kill myself."

McGall: "..."

Fante: "I don't need your comfort!"

McGarr: "Whoever said that I came to comfort you, whoever said that I came to comfort you, will comfort me."

Fant: "Then why are you here?"

McGarl: "Eat!"

Fante: "Go back to your own kennel and eat!"

McGarr: "The dogs are gone! It's not called a kennel!"

Fante: "You have raised him for less than a week, my son has been raised by me for 25 years!"

McGarl: "One Day Couples Hundred Days of Grace! (Chinese)"

Fant: "What?"

McGarr: "...fuck it and live it!"

Fante: "Do you want to scare me to death with the idea of ​​a chaste and fierce woman—wait a minute, you were fucked by him?!"

McGarr: "...No."

Fante: "Go away."

All night long, McGarl drank enough to have his stomach pierced—it’s not that sad, it’s just that when two abandoned male creatures stare at each other, it’s easy to have some kind of negative emotional resonance, and put old Fant The wines stored for so many years were wiped out, and the reasons for toasting ranged from "I wish you a long life" to "Celebrate your abandonment". Drunk to death in this quiet and simple hut.

At that time, none of them knew that such a big change could happen this night.

When the torches were lit in the dark, McGarr rolled over and fell from the table to the floor.

The old man who was hit by him woke up with an ouch, and then he found that everything outside the house tonight seemed to be running, and some people were yelling, and it was more than twice as lively as usual-what is this?Old Fante kicked off the young man who was pressing on him, got up cursing, climbed onto the table and poured himself a glass of fresh water tremblingly, the old man walked out while drinking, opened the door, and found that there was more than just a lively , It's like being turned on its back.

"Djerba Island is going to sink?" Fante grabbed a young man who was holding a torch and wanted to pass by him.

"The Stormrage has appeared!"

The word "Storm" is as frightening as the scythe of death. Fant's heart sank suddenly, realizing that the fleet that his Lake was in had not escaped the devil's revenge in the end, and suddenly sobered up. .

"Caesar, Caesar is not dead! Not dead!" The seized sailor trembled with excitement, "Brother Barberus' ship was stopped less than three nautical miles east—you Didn’t you hear it? The first shot of the cannon was heard throughout the island! I heard that they have already started a boarding battle—”

"Hahahaha, I knew that Mad Dog Lake would not let it go! Good Lake! Good Caesar! Long live Stormrage!!!" A sailor ran past with wild laughter.

... Damn you, how bad is the popularity of Brother Barberus? !Old Fant's face was livid: "How long has it been since the war started? How is the situation now?"

"It's been three hours since Big Barber Road is dead and the little one is alive and heading back with the convoy - oh old man you look so horrible - hey you don't have any relatives on Barber Road Stan's boat?--Hey, what are you doing--Where are you going?--Come back!!--"

The answer to this inexplicable sailor was the back of Old Fant running towards the port of anchorage without turning his head.

……

Even after many years, the memory of those who witnessed this naval battle is still fresh.

In their memories, the black sea wolf is like a real god of death holding a scythe.From the holiday news to the sneak attack, and then to the boarding battle he is best at, the famous captain announced his high-profile return in his own way——

Leaving the command task to his first mate, Caesar joined the battle himself, jumped on the opponent's main ship and cut off the head of Barberus the Great.

That night, the black sea wolf launched the most craziest counterattack against the Barberus brothers-there has never been such a tragic stroke in the history of naval warfare, blood stained the entire Mediterranean Sea...

When McGarr, suffering from a splitting headache due to a hangover, rowed his small broken boat to the main battlefield, the naval battle was finally drawing to a close. Picking away a pirate corpse with half of its face burned, the young man raised his head——

With good eyesight, he saw at first glance the head of the big Barberus on the most magnificent and huge Sanzhi warship, blowing in the wind.

McGall: "..."

So, Megal, who was just passing by the property, began to seriously consider whether to row the boat back, because he was very sure that he didn't want to hang in any place and drift in the wind.

But soon someone made the decision for him.

A coarse fishing net fell head-on—

McGarl: "Huh?"

"Captain! Caught one! Alive! Looks like he's about to escape!"

McGarr: "...fuck me."