captain migraine

Caesar is like a standard scumbag, he left after finishing his work, the only thing he did before he left was that he didn’t forget to let McGarl off the railing, and then took advantage of the walrus When the staff was soft-handed, he took out his handkerchief and wiped off the strange white object left in his body—just at this pace, McGarl still thought very unromantically that his little brother was too immature to take care of himself When I was young, I squatted in the toilet every day and yelled "Brother, come and wipe my ass after I finish pulling".

Probably the best thing among all the changes after time travel is that from now on, there is no need to help Luo Pofu "open his butt".

After throwing down an inexplicable sentence "If you die, you must die stupidly", Caesar left.Zhizhi put the skirt down from her head, she looked around and finally her eyes rested on Megal who was looking at the direction of Caesar's departure with a full face, the girl stumbled and clumsily got up from the ground, carrying the dirty skirt Swinging to McGall's side, his big kind eyes were round and round, and his eyes were full of hope for the future: "Okay, he's gone."

"Well, let's go." McGarl turned his gaze back and put his head down to lift his pants.

"Then, shall we go too?"

McGarr stopped tying the belt, and there was a pause on his face for a moment, and then he was slightly puzzled: "Can you really have witchcraft to get us out of the cell?"

Zhizhi's embarrassing face, because of the ignorance of the teenager: "Are you still awake or have you been spoiled by Caesar?"

McGarr was expressionless: "I choose B, I was spoiled."

Zhizhi took a deep breath: "...don't be joking, Shen Zhou, take out the key!"

"What key?"

"The key to the cell."

"I want a key, can this be called a cell?" McGarr began to fight back and laughed at Zhizhi's IQ, "Have you ever seen a prisoner with a cell key?"

"Caesar's key is hanging on his waist all the time, even a blind man can see it!"

Zhizhi yelled in disbelief——

"You have been tossing with him for so long, the movement is so loud, the noise is so fierce, the cell is about to be dismantled by you, you didn't take the key down, did you really not take it? Then why were you so calm before you were kicked off the boat? It's really disregarding the previous suspicions, having no morals and no limits!"

For the first time, an expression that could be called "sluggish" appeared on McGarr's face.

"...Okay, it seems that you are true love, I understand how great love is, thank you."

Seeing that it was really hopeless to escape, Zhi Zhi lifted her skirt, sighed heavily, stomped her feet and ran to the other side of the cell to squat. Seriously asked McGall: "You are not pregnant, are you?"

McGarl: "?"

Zhi Zhi: "They said that a child would be stupid for three years."

McGall: "..."

Zhizhi: "Steal the key and you won't get pregnant."

McGarr couldn't bear it anymore: "I didn't see it at all!"

"Oh," Zhizhi said expressionlessly, "then you have a physical defect, but luckily it's not an IQ one. Otherwise, when I'm exiled to an isolated island tomorrow, I'll have to take care of you, a mentally handicapped child."

"Where did that innocent and lovely Zhi Zhi go? You spit her out?!"

"She died when she accidentally watched her master having sex with another man who was about to exile him without any restraint."

……

The next morning, after the rainstorm, the weather cleared up.It was supposed to be the autumn season, but the sea turned an unexpected color because of the torrential rain, and the water vapor was steaming and sweltering. Almost all the crew members couldn't cheer up in this ghostly weather anyway——Caesar was here On such a fine day, he found a seemingly uninhabited island where he exiled his little slave (...).

Because the walrusman had an injury on his back, in order to prevent him from being bitten to death by a shark smelling blood before he swam to the island, or being directly hurt by the salt of the seawater, Caesar gave him a special employee discount, the Stormrage A group of people sent Megal personally to the coastal area——

Compared with the traitor charge captain Abilly who was also sentenced to exile before, McGarl obviously got more attention. On this day, all the crew temporarily put down their work at hand, and they gathered together in twos and threes. They were whispering together, but they were all lying on the side of the ship, staring at the black-haired young man standing at the front of the diving board hesitantly with thousands of eyes. In fact, he had been there for a while. 10 minutes -

"The captain's man is the captain's man, even if it's in the past tense, he still gets a lot of tolerance," the first crew member sighed, "Did you see that when the boss put the musket in McGarl's hand?" look, is that really a musket and not a rose or something?"

"Yes, yes." Crew B agreed.

"At this time, if it's really a rose, it's a little cheating, right?" Sailor C disagreed.

"You don't understand this, let me tell you, I have worked in the observation room," said the first crew member with a smug face, "When I delivered the materials to the captain's lounge for the navigator, I saw McGarr sleeping It looks like a woman - that leg that is whiter than a woman just hangs on the captain's body. From the first day on board the Stormrage until that day, I never thought that anyone would dare to do this. Throw it into the sea!"

"Yes, yes." Crew B agreed.

"Why didn't the captain kick that guy off? It's almost dark." Crew C expressed disapproval.

It was actually only noon now.

……

Oh, almost forgot, the third crewman has a name, his name is Berry - on the face of it, no one could be happier about McGarr's exile.

What Barry didn't know was that at this moment, McGarr was also talking to Caesar about him, but obviously, the former walrus man who was about to jump into the sea was not at ease—

"It's too lonely to be alone. How about sending another person to accompany me in exile? I always need someone to take care of my food, clothing, housing and transportation, and I don't need anyone else. I think the one named Berry is very tender and fresh, just him . ” It is more appropriate to describe the walrus at this moment with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes.

As for the captain, he is still as handsome and cool as yesterday: "...Do you want me to kick you off before you shut up?"

"I don't worry about leaving you alone on the deck and being watched by that kind of kid."

"Anyone who dares to spy on me is dead."

"Fart, am I still alive for the time being..."

McGarr was helpless, and finally he was willing to move away and took two steps outside. He raised his head, the sun was so dazzling that he had to squint his eyes slightly to see the island surrounded by sea water not far away, with sandy beaches and dense jungles— —For the exiled people, this island is already considered a good geographical environment. If you are lucky, you may even find a source of fresh water in the jungle.

McGarl withdrew his gaze, turned his head slightly, and put his gaze on Caesar's face again. After thinking for a while, the walrus officer said, "This is a farewell?"

"Probably so." Caesar replied solemnly.

"Don't you want to say something?" McGarl smiled, but that smile seemed a little harsh to Caesar, "You said that if you really went to the Land of the Rising Sun as a watchdog for the old, after more than 500 years, If you see me again, will you remember me?"

"It can probably be done in 50 years." The captain stood on the side of the Stormrage, he answered the messy and inexplicable questions of the man who was about to be exiled, but he seemed to be doing a work report calmly and naturally, and... Very honest.

"Can't you be more polite to dead people?"

"According to the messy follow-up you said, I am also dying," Caesar hooked the corner of his lips, "Why don't you just let me jump down like this? Give me peace."

"..."

"Your accomplice has been waiting below until his neck is almost broken."

McGarl lowered her head, and sure enough, in the crystal-clear blue water, Zhizhi was swinging her huge black-scaled tail fin, looking up with her long and slender neck, she was really looking forward to him jumping down. attitude.

So McGarl took two more steps forward helplessly—no matter how small his steps were each time, this time, he had already reached the end of the diving board. Gravity began to swing dangerously up and down, and McGarr stood on it, following the rhythm of the plank, the other end of which was trampled under the feet of Stormrage's captain—

In fact, if he only needs to move his noble foot a little, he can throw Megal and the plank into the sea.

"What should I do if the musket gets into water and won't work?"

"Then let that woman strangle you."

"..."

"Do you dare to jump off?"

"Do you dare to let go of your feet?"

After a brief conversation, the two stood at both ends of the plank and stared at each other, and there was another period of grinding silence—during this process, Caesar’s foot was always on the plank, motionless, as if caught by a strong mouse. The glue is as strong as it is attached.

"...Okay, I'm jumping, I'm jumping, his grandma's - it shouldn't be nasty to say a word of love now?" McGarl turned around helplessly. Now, he finally turned his back to Caesar, and the sea was shimmering. The reflection made people dizzy, and he slowly closed his eyes.

There was silence behind him.

He couldn't see what Caesar's expression was at this moment.

"If time goes back and I have another chance to choose, I will probably choose to go on the boat with you, big dog."

……

The black-haired young man opened his arms, not like the mermaid in the fairy tale ending gracefully leaping from the boat into the sea and turning into foam. On the surface of the water, there are huge waves and countless splashes.

The sound of the huge waves drowned out a sentence in Chinese.

Kind of like three words.

... Zhizhi screamed, and swam forward in a hurry to grab the black-haired young man who was dazed by the sea water, flicked his huge tail and pushed hard, and in an instant, the two of them came a few meters away from the Stormrage out of the way.

Caesar stood on the boat, and he watched all this with a blank face from beginning to end—that posture and posture looked very familiar, and the red-haired first officer not far away touched his chin and suddenly remembered that it seemed a long, long time ago, This is how Caesar stood on the side of the ship, watching Megar under the ship help the old man and his crippled son to leave.

Men always look like they don't want to know anything and are not interested in anything.

But Lake felt that he probably knew everything.

With his back turned to all the crew members of the Stormrage, the captain standing on the side of the ship finally moved. He leisurely lit a piece of tobacco, and when Maigar and Zhizhi turned into a slowly swimming dot, The captain finally raised his precious feet, and with the sound of a huge object falling into the water, the piece of wood fell into the sea.

There was a snap, and then countless foam and spray.

"...I heard you, trash."

Caesar took a deep breath of the cigarette, he lowered his eyes, amidst the smoke, there were too many complicated emotions in those amber pupils.

However, when he turned around and faced the pirates on the Stormrage who were silently staring at him with panicked faces, those emotions were swept away again——

He became the usual Caesar again.

Captain of the Stormrage.

The number one chair in the Mediterranean, the fearsome black sea wolf.

"What are you looking at? Watching a monkey show - set sail, set sail, big trash!"

……

The man's deep and magnetic voice finally woke up all the crew members who were stunned in place, and among them, Reike was the first to respond. The helmsman shouted loudly: "What are you doing in a daze, did you hear the boss shouting to set sail? Pull the rope closer and anchor! Set sail——"

"Sailman is in place, I wish you a long life, Captain!"

"How about a song "Eternal Stormrage" Drum band boys! The sun is so bright that I can't cheer up!"

"Target the land of sunset, gold is waiting for us!"

"I wish you all the best, Captain!"

Thousands of sails were raised to ride the wind and waves. On this ordinary and somewhat unusual day, the Stormrage set sail again.

For some, this may have meant the end.

But for more people, this is just the beginning of a history.