The north wind is blowing, the snow is blowing, and Su Yi's heart is so cold!
Walking out of the airport step by step dejectedly, Su Yi was rejected by the pilot.
He couldn't figure it out, how could such a good-looking person have a wife and children?What a pity, not being gay, what a pity, really... What a pity.
Su Yi is getting more and more entangled with this unfortunately!
However, Su Yi is a very principled homosexual. He himself said that as long as the person he likes has a wife, then he will not provoke him...
Sigh, sigh and sigh, why isn't this pilot?
Last week, this little guy also said, "President Su, you are so kind, you don't show any kindness to certain people at all, you have such a big family business, and you are such a nice person, I really like it!"
Glancing at the watch on his wrist, it was two o'clock in the afternoon, Su Yi sniffed, it seemed that last week, when the little pilot said he liked him, it must have been about this time!
Alas, how can people change their minds so quickly these days?
If Xiao Zhou knew that he would definitely despise their CEO, would anyone in this world change their mind faster than you, Su Yi?Is there, is there, is there... Well, Mr. Su, if you say no, then there is no!
Alas, speaking of this little pilot, he was suddenly confessed, and he was really taken aback. He only met a week ago, and the person who had met once, suddenly ran to him a week later and told him He, "I want to accept your liking, let's go, when will we go to bed?"
Well, at that time, he had a heart attack... What and what?What does it mean to accept his liking?
He has a wife, how could he like a man?
Tianle, at night, don't talk about it, this little pilot will definitely not be able to fall asleep, maybe he will be woken up by fright in his dreams, Su Yi has a lot of money, so if he offends him like that, will he be assassinated? ?
The more Su Yi thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved. It was easy for him. He finally asked the secretary Xiao Zhou to check the pilot's information, but was rejected by saying that he had a wife...
Getting into the car, Su Yi turned the car key, opened the car windows, and let the wind blow the ground. Take a look, what a pitiful person he is, he is broken in love again, he really needs The beauty comforts me!
Thinking of this, Su Yi suddenly thought of the beauty who distributed the leaflets today, and his heart immediately itch...
The sorrow of being broken in love immediately ran beyond the sky... Shaking his head and shaking his ears, he whistled.
Ran all the way and promised to pick them up, but Ena, the Su family company that negotiated the contract, didn't send a car to pick them up. Of course, they might have picked them up, but Gu Lian and Ji Weijin couldn't find them. You know, that damn sentence After shouting out how miserable they were, they were chased like two dead dogs, and they haven't calmed down until now.
Since Gu Lian's debut, she has been chased by fans and paparazzi more than once or twice, but never once can compare with today's tragedy!
Ji Weijin took a long breath and covered his nose vigorously, but the stench of chicken feathers, chicken shit, and chicken continued to penetrate into his nose, and Ji Weijin was about to remove the chicken cover basket covering his head, but However, the aunt who specializes in helping people kill chickens and remove chicken feathers sat down, and at the end, she farted loudly...
Maybe it doesn't stink, but, the psychological effect of people... After this attack, Xiao Hua'er immediately felt that she was going to be suffocated to death!
Sitting in the bamboo basket, the aunt buried her head and looked straight into the bamboo basket, "Gu Meiren, don't talk, I will protect you..."
Gu Lian looked sad, looked at Xiao Hua'er, and had to cover her nose and say, "Thank you!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The aunt hugged the photo album, "Oh, if I don't have a child, I'll divorce the old man... Who said this child is a bond between the two of you!"
"Don't talk, don't talk, don't tell me!" Xiao Hua'er was scared to death!
"Who are you talking to!" Some of the fans who chased after him to no avail turned their heads, "Did you see Gu Meiren? He ran here?"
"What!" The aunt raised her voice, and immediately jumped up to eight feet high, "You said Gu Meiren? Gu Lian and Gu Meiren ran here, really!" He raised the photo album in his hand, and the aunt's face was full of love , "Is it this Gu Meiren above? I am also a fan of Lian Meiren. If you want to see him again, please tell me, definitely, definitely!"
The fans ran away as soon as they heard that they hadn't seen it before. A few thoughtful ones turned back after running for a quarter, and asked suspiciously, "Then who were you talking to just now?"
The aunt groaned, and laughed again, "No, the new old hen, it's uncomfortable to be alone. In this city, I'm the only one that sells chicken feathers... It's so pitiful. Yes, I didn’t want to do it several times, but the government refused! I can’t help it... I’m afraid that outsiders won’t get used to the smell of chicken. Just wait, I’ll open the bamboo basket for you to see .”
Gu Lian and Ji Weijin listened in the basket, their souls were frightened...
Gu Lian, a superstar, has to show her abilities at this time. She has learned ventriloquism, no, this scare, with a heartbeat of eight hundred and four, she just learned the cluck of an old hen Voice.
Not to mention, it's good to smell bad, no, when the fans heard the lively crowing, they immediately jumped back two steps, covering their noses, "Farewell, farewell!"
wow...
As soon as the smoke flew away, another gust of wind flew up, and the aunt's hair was tossed.
Gu Lian jumped out of the bamboo basket after confirming that there would be no surprise attacks again, and took a few mouthfuls of the same stinking air...
Ji Weijin had never seen the King of Heaven wearing a maternity dress with chicken feathers on his head, so he couldn't help gloating, "Gu Lian, you have a day too!"
Stretching out her hand to grab her flowing mid-length hair, a dead chicken feather appeared in Gu Lian's hand.
When the wind blows, the chicken feathers flutter to the ground, the little flower pats Gu Lian, and sings, "The hen is called Le, it is in heat, it is in heat! The rooster is called Ye, the sky is bright, the sky is bright... "
With this voice, Gu Lian's teeth were almost crushed, "Little Hua'er, I just realized...you are a dung-pan flower!"
"Is there such a flower!"
"Yes!" Gu Lian smelled like chicken, her eyes were cloudy with tears, "It must be, there is a big flower in front of my eyes."
When speaking, he consciously poked Ji Weijin's chest.
The chicken-killing aunt clicked her tongue, her smiling eyes narrowed, "Gu Meiren... come, come, let's take a photo with the eldest sister!"
When Xiao Huaer heard it, she patted her chest. It's okay, it's okay, she almost said, "Auntie, thank you", but fortunately she didn't say it out, she should be called eldest sister.
Gu Lian shrank her neck, "Farewell, it's just... just like this, it will damage your image if it spreads out, master... sister, big sister, next time!" The word "aunt" was abruptly swallowed in the middle In the stomach, so the aunt became the eldest sister!
"Senior Sister?" The aunt was proud, "You also think my acting skills are good just now? Right? Right?"
Aunt Ji, who was talking to herself, was stunned, "If you want me to be on TV, can I get a Golden Emperor Award?"
Xiao Hua'er finally couldn't bear it anymore and coughed hard.
When it was time to leave, the chicken seller refused to let her go...
Gu Lian cleaned up the chicken feathers on her head one by one, and took off the maternity clothes. The eyes of the auntie were all straight, like long-term perspective eyes. The whole process took one minute and nine seconds without blinking. look at the eyes.
The aunt is too enthusiastic, smart, and knows how to make small threats. "Don't go, as soon as you leave, they will come back again. If I say this, who can't hear it? Besides, the eldest sister is watching you alone. You look much better than a bunch of people!"
Poor little Hua'er was ignored from beginning to end.
"Besides, it's not an option to go out like this. How about it, Senior Sister asked you to go upstairs and take a good bath."
……
"let's go!"
Aunt Ji took Gu Lian off and walked upstairs graciously.
Gu Lian really had no other choice, so she tremblingly went upstairs to the aunt's house, thinking, I am a man, if you want to moleste me, you don't have the ability, besides, the little flower beside her is a graduate of a military academy.
The aunt was also considerate, and let Gu Lian go to the bathroom, and the horrible and dirty rape that Gu Lian imagined did not happen!
It's good to wash off the smell of chicken!
Gu Lian turned on the water, but didn't care that the bathtub was too small, she was about to take a shower after taking off her clothes, Xiao Hua'er was so excited, she rushed over on the spot, pulled Gu Lian out of the bathroom with all her strength, her feet were covered by water With a slip, Xiao Hua'er just pushed Gu Lian to the ground...
Gu Lian was thrown by Xiao Hua'er in such a way that she fell backwards, and her waist was immediately bumped against the edge of the bathroom. She frowned when she felt the pain, "Ji Weijin, do you eat too much or what?"
While cursing, Gu Lian leaned on the ground with her elbows, exerted force on her waist, turned over suddenly, and pushed her knees to the vulnerable place under Xiao Hua'er, Xiao Hua'er frowned in pain, "Gu Lian, you want me to Cut off children and grandchildren!"
Regardless of Ji Weijin's scolding, Gu Lian changed from being pressed to leaning on Ji Weijin's body, "What the hell are you doing? I'm not unlucky enough today if I'm free? You have to do this even if I take a shower."
"Fuck? Why did I fuck you?" Xiaohua'er pushed Gu Lian's knees away with both hands, "Gu Lian...you bastard, you're sure I won't use the tricks I learned in military school against you. ...don't move your feet!"
After hearing the first half of Ji Weijin's words, Gu Lian almost lost her temper, but after listening to the second half, she realized what she had done. In the blink of an eye, a smile changed on her face, and she immediately pulled her knees out of the way. A certain place was moved over, and he smiled evilly, "Do you want me to touch it for you? Didn't I hear that... in the military area, especially special forces like you, all have to practice iron gear skills? It doesn't even matter if you hit it with a weight Why are you so useless there?"
……
The next moment, Gu Lian was punched in the stomach.
Xiao Hua'er's forehead is blue, his grandma's land, which bastard said that there are people in the military area who practice iron kung fu?
Damn it, you dare to hit it with a weight!
Walking out of the airport step by step dejectedly, Su Yi was rejected by the pilot.
He couldn't figure it out, how could such a good-looking person have a wife and children?What a pity, not being gay, what a pity, really... What a pity.
Su Yi is getting more and more entangled with this unfortunately!
However, Su Yi is a very principled homosexual. He himself said that as long as the person he likes has a wife, then he will not provoke him...
Sigh, sigh and sigh, why isn't this pilot?
Last week, this little guy also said, "President Su, you are so kind, you don't show any kindness to certain people at all, you have such a big family business, and you are such a nice person, I really like it!"
Glancing at the watch on his wrist, it was two o'clock in the afternoon, Su Yi sniffed, it seemed that last week, when the little pilot said he liked him, it must have been about this time!
Alas, how can people change their minds so quickly these days?
If Xiao Zhou knew that he would definitely despise their CEO, would anyone in this world change their mind faster than you, Su Yi?Is there, is there, is there... Well, Mr. Su, if you say no, then there is no!
Alas, speaking of this little pilot, he was suddenly confessed, and he was really taken aback. He only met a week ago, and the person who had met once, suddenly ran to him a week later and told him He, "I want to accept your liking, let's go, when will we go to bed?"
Well, at that time, he had a heart attack... What and what?What does it mean to accept his liking?
He has a wife, how could he like a man?
Tianle, at night, don't talk about it, this little pilot will definitely not be able to fall asleep, maybe he will be woken up by fright in his dreams, Su Yi has a lot of money, so if he offends him like that, will he be assassinated? ?
The more Su Yi thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved. It was easy for him. He finally asked the secretary Xiao Zhou to check the pilot's information, but was rejected by saying that he had a wife...
Getting into the car, Su Yi turned the car key, opened the car windows, and let the wind blow the ground. Take a look, what a pitiful person he is, he is broken in love again, he really needs The beauty comforts me!
Thinking of this, Su Yi suddenly thought of the beauty who distributed the leaflets today, and his heart immediately itch...
The sorrow of being broken in love immediately ran beyond the sky... Shaking his head and shaking his ears, he whistled.
Ran all the way and promised to pick them up, but Ena, the Su family company that negotiated the contract, didn't send a car to pick them up. Of course, they might have picked them up, but Gu Lian and Ji Weijin couldn't find them. You know, that damn sentence After shouting out how miserable they were, they were chased like two dead dogs, and they haven't calmed down until now.
Since Gu Lian's debut, she has been chased by fans and paparazzi more than once or twice, but never once can compare with today's tragedy!
Ji Weijin took a long breath and covered his nose vigorously, but the stench of chicken feathers, chicken shit, and chicken continued to penetrate into his nose, and Ji Weijin was about to remove the chicken cover basket covering his head, but However, the aunt who specializes in helping people kill chickens and remove chicken feathers sat down, and at the end, she farted loudly...
Maybe it doesn't stink, but, the psychological effect of people... After this attack, Xiao Hua'er immediately felt that she was going to be suffocated to death!
Sitting in the bamboo basket, the aunt buried her head and looked straight into the bamboo basket, "Gu Meiren, don't talk, I will protect you..."
Gu Lian looked sad, looked at Xiao Hua'er, and had to cover her nose and say, "Thank you!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The aunt hugged the photo album, "Oh, if I don't have a child, I'll divorce the old man... Who said this child is a bond between the two of you!"
"Don't talk, don't talk, don't tell me!" Xiao Hua'er was scared to death!
"Who are you talking to!" Some of the fans who chased after him to no avail turned their heads, "Did you see Gu Meiren? He ran here?"
"What!" The aunt raised her voice, and immediately jumped up to eight feet high, "You said Gu Meiren? Gu Lian and Gu Meiren ran here, really!" He raised the photo album in his hand, and the aunt's face was full of love , "Is it this Gu Meiren above? I am also a fan of Lian Meiren. If you want to see him again, please tell me, definitely, definitely!"
The fans ran away as soon as they heard that they hadn't seen it before. A few thoughtful ones turned back after running for a quarter, and asked suspiciously, "Then who were you talking to just now?"
The aunt groaned, and laughed again, "No, the new old hen, it's uncomfortable to be alone. In this city, I'm the only one that sells chicken feathers... It's so pitiful. Yes, I didn’t want to do it several times, but the government refused! I can’t help it... I’m afraid that outsiders won’t get used to the smell of chicken. Just wait, I’ll open the bamboo basket for you to see .”
Gu Lian and Ji Weijin listened in the basket, their souls were frightened...
Gu Lian, a superstar, has to show her abilities at this time. She has learned ventriloquism, no, this scare, with a heartbeat of eight hundred and four, she just learned the cluck of an old hen Voice.
Not to mention, it's good to smell bad, no, when the fans heard the lively crowing, they immediately jumped back two steps, covering their noses, "Farewell, farewell!"
wow...
As soon as the smoke flew away, another gust of wind flew up, and the aunt's hair was tossed.
Gu Lian jumped out of the bamboo basket after confirming that there would be no surprise attacks again, and took a few mouthfuls of the same stinking air...
Ji Weijin had never seen the King of Heaven wearing a maternity dress with chicken feathers on his head, so he couldn't help gloating, "Gu Lian, you have a day too!"
Stretching out her hand to grab her flowing mid-length hair, a dead chicken feather appeared in Gu Lian's hand.
When the wind blows, the chicken feathers flutter to the ground, the little flower pats Gu Lian, and sings, "The hen is called Le, it is in heat, it is in heat! The rooster is called Ye, the sky is bright, the sky is bright... "
With this voice, Gu Lian's teeth were almost crushed, "Little Hua'er, I just realized...you are a dung-pan flower!"
"Is there such a flower!"
"Yes!" Gu Lian smelled like chicken, her eyes were cloudy with tears, "It must be, there is a big flower in front of my eyes."
When speaking, he consciously poked Ji Weijin's chest.
The chicken-killing aunt clicked her tongue, her smiling eyes narrowed, "Gu Meiren... come, come, let's take a photo with the eldest sister!"
When Xiao Huaer heard it, she patted her chest. It's okay, it's okay, she almost said, "Auntie, thank you", but fortunately she didn't say it out, she should be called eldest sister.
Gu Lian shrank her neck, "Farewell, it's just... just like this, it will damage your image if it spreads out, master... sister, big sister, next time!" The word "aunt" was abruptly swallowed in the middle In the stomach, so the aunt became the eldest sister!
"Senior Sister?" The aunt was proud, "You also think my acting skills are good just now? Right? Right?"
Aunt Ji, who was talking to herself, was stunned, "If you want me to be on TV, can I get a Golden Emperor Award?"
Xiao Hua'er finally couldn't bear it anymore and coughed hard.
When it was time to leave, the chicken seller refused to let her go...
Gu Lian cleaned up the chicken feathers on her head one by one, and took off the maternity clothes. The eyes of the auntie were all straight, like long-term perspective eyes. The whole process took one minute and nine seconds without blinking. look at the eyes.
The aunt is too enthusiastic, smart, and knows how to make small threats. "Don't go, as soon as you leave, they will come back again. If I say this, who can't hear it? Besides, the eldest sister is watching you alone. You look much better than a bunch of people!"
Poor little Hua'er was ignored from beginning to end.
"Besides, it's not an option to go out like this. How about it, Senior Sister asked you to go upstairs and take a good bath."
……
"let's go!"
Aunt Ji took Gu Lian off and walked upstairs graciously.
Gu Lian really had no other choice, so she tremblingly went upstairs to the aunt's house, thinking, I am a man, if you want to moleste me, you don't have the ability, besides, the little flower beside her is a graduate of a military academy.
The aunt was also considerate, and let Gu Lian go to the bathroom, and the horrible and dirty rape that Gu Lian imagined did not happen!
It's good to wash off the smell of chicken!
Gu Lian turned on the water, but didn't care that the bathtub was too small, she was about to take a shower after taking off her clothes, Xiao Hua'er was so excited, she rushed over on the spot, pulled Gu Lian out of the bathroom with all her strength, her feet were covered by water With a slip, Xiao Hua'er just pushed Gu Lian to the ground...
Gu Lian was thrown by Xiao Hua'er in such a way that she fell backwards, and her waist was immediately bumped against the edge of the bathroom. She frowned when she felt the pain, "Ji Weijin, do you eat too much or what?"
While cursing, Gu Lian leaned on the ground with her elbows, exerted force on her waist, turned over suddenly, and pushed her knees to the vulnerable place under Xiao Hua'er, Xiao Hua'er frowned in pain, "Gu Lian, you want me to Cut off children and grandchildren!"
Regardless of Ji Weijin's scolding, Gu Lian changed from being pressed to leaning on Ji Weijin's body, "What the hell are you doing? I'm not unlucky enough today if I'm free? You have to do this even if I take a shower."
"Fuck? Why did I fuck you?" Xiaohua'er pushed Gu Lian's knees away with both hands, "Gu Lian...you bastard, you're sure I won't use the tricks I learned in military school against you. ...don't move your feet!"
After hearing the first half of Ji Weijin's words, Gu Lian almost lost her temper, but after listening to the second half, she realized what she had done. In the blink of an eye, a smile changed on her face, and she immediately pulled her knees out of the way. A certain place was moved over, and he smiled evilly, "Do you want me to touch it for you? Didn't I hear that... in the military area, especially special forces like you, all have to practice iron gear skills? It doesn't even matter if you hit it with a weight Why are you so useless there?"
……
The next moment, Gu Lian was punched in the stomach.
Xiao Hua'er's forehead is blue, his grandma's land, which bastard said that there are people in the military area who practice iron kung fu?
Damn it, you dare to hit it with a weight!
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